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- I don't give a **** if you're fat. Go ahead, be unhealthy, it …
yeah but dont assumedly take pride in your shittalking like it sounds like you are. maybe he did it for him and not because you were a little cunt
people can show no emotion even if youre bugging them
. you can use constructive criticism instead of being a cunt. also, other people being unhealthy does have different effects on your life on a lot of levels you dont even think about like healthcare and countless other shit like quality of food thats readily available
That's why I said direct effect. Honestly I think everything everyone does effects just about everyone else in some way. As for the shit-talking, it was effective in this case, as I figured it would be considering how well I know this guy. I know he lost the weight for himself, and I know my cuntity wasn't the primary factor in motivating him, but it was one factor. I'm definitely more proud of him for losing weight than I am of myself for being a twat, but I'm still proud to call myself a somewhat inspirational twat.
- My old roomate was raped by a girl he was dating. He told his …
more on the war on men
- I laughed so hard at this I peed a little. Congratulations.
Around the Internet PART 19
- No, it's because wild animals will then associate humans with …
Fuck the poor
- Cat/dog cooperation is a rare and wonderful thing. My cat can …
3 years ago it was raining heavily and I was taking my rather old dog for a walk. He found something in the bushes and insisted on going in to get whatever it was, when he came out he had a small rather malnourished kitten in his mouth hanging from the neck. I thought he had killed it but he was carrying it like a child, he brought it all the way home like this and refused to let me take him.
After a few weeks I had revived the kitten and he was playful as ever and the dog returned to being his grumpy old self and acted like he had no patience for the kitten, growling and snapping at the kitten as it darted around him daring him to chase.
Over time my dog started developed various health health problems (He was 16 when he found the cat)
when he started having trouble walking the would bring him his food dish.
when other cats would try and harass my dog my cat would kick their asses
when my dogs arthritis would kick up at night and he'd start whimpering my cat would sleep next to him and try to comfort him (The only times my cat would stay in doors at night)
when my dog fell into a sink hole in the yard my cat ran inside scratched the shit out of my leg ran to the door and yowled until I followed him.
when my dog went completely blind my cat would follow him around when he went to go to the bathroom and would pat him on the side of the head if he were about to run into obstacles.
when my dog died my cat got depressed for two weeks and would sleep in his bed every night, once he came out of his depression he stopped being playful and has inherited the spirit of the grumpy old man that once possessed my dog.
The dog taught the cat all the mannerism of the house, it took my dog 2 days to potty train the cat, he kept him from wandering off as a kitten, and he kept him from going out into traffic, Now I kind of have it in my head that 10 years from now when my cats getting old I'll get him his own small pet to try and raise and nurture.
So sad, yet so optimistic. The perfect feel.
- I would have rubbed the **** out of that lion's belly.
Mattias Klum's adventure...
No No, little cats trick you like that, go for it, a light scratch, big cat, big scratch....
- It was Catholic school.
Charmander used burn!
- I love you too.
- I went to Catholic school for 10 years. All-girls high school,…
kill yourself faggot
I love you too.
- I've had it before. Didn't know what it was beforehand, but it…
Myths/Facts about Japan Part 3
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