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jajathezombie

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:5/24/2015
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#22 - Americans don't HAVE assault rifles! I've only ever seen one a…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Firearms tip +9
User avatar #116 - vorarephilia (04/02/2014) [-]
Some say you can, others say you can't. I'll try to clear it up with the simple statement of "it's possible, but there is a lot of red tape involved, enough to deter the average psychotic."
#46 - russianapathy (04/01/2014) [-]
I have a friend who owns 4 AK-47s and 3 AK-74s. Only 2 of the 47s are automatic, though. Fully automatic rifles aren't that hard to get, though. I can go to my local gun shop and buy a SCAR-L if I wanted to.
#124 - billywonka (04/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #66 - anthonyh (04/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, if you have an FFL, which costs a ridiculous amount of money a year and a spotless record.
User avatar #106 - saddened (04/02/2014) [-]
Actually, only the dealer you purchase it from needs the FFL. You only need to pay the $200 transfer tax. Information courtesy of the ATF's website while doing research a while back.
#62 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
Actually upon further research into the SCAR-L you wouldn't be able to get a fully automatic one even if you went through the tax stamp and background checks, because it was first produced in 2004, and no automatic rifles can be sold to civilians if they were manufactured after 1984.
#59 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
Not without a 200 dollar tax stamp which takes the ATF fucking months to process all while doing a background check on you which you immediately have to do again when you actually go to buy the gun.
User avatar #26 - MatthewsGauss (04/01/2014) [-]
You're right it is hard to get an ak47 (they were POS anyway). On the other hand getting your hands on an AKM is so much easier, I mean just look at the variety www.atlanticfirearms.com/ak-47-74-rifles.html.


P.S. I have an AK so I am not a hater of funs
#8 - Diamond isn't as valuable as the price suggests. It's honestly… 04/01/2014 on Women are so selfish 0
#24 - A move may not be necessary, but it's entertaining. 03/26/2014 on player.setav heavyarmor 100 0
#150 - My first girlfriend lived out of town. First time she came to … 03/26/2014 on Sexual Encounters +1
#26 - Co-ed bathrooms wouldn't particularly bother me. I don't reall… 03/26/2014 on Feminists in a nutshell 0
#43 - I want her to step on my crotch in stilettos and spit on my fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2014 on bring on the hate +5
User avatar #73 - BrownBearninetysix (03/26/2014) [-]
aaaaand off to NSFW
#45 - You can get them from vending machines now, so you don't even … 03/22/2014 on Things were easier in the 90's +1
#32 - This was possibly the worst anime I've ever watched and I loved it.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/19/2014 on No Really? 0
User avatar #63 - grandzora (03/19/2014) [-]
Fate / Stay Night anime = bad
Fate / Stay Night Visual Novel = amazing
Fate / Zero anime = amazing
Fate / Zero Light Novel = pretty good

#38 - ivanix (03/19/2014) [-]
Based on your comment you just created a way to any of funnyjunker users who watched this anime (including me) not cliking on the green button and bad button because consider the following:

"This was possibly the worst anime I've ever watched" - red button

"I loved it!" - green button

Now put those too together what do you get...NOTHING (except this comment...can´t believe i wasted my time wryitting this)!
User avatar #35 - Lilstow (03/19/2014) [-]
try fate/zero if you haven't already.

it's actually good.
User avatar #46 - megaton (03/19/2014) [-]
fate zero had too many little girls being raped by bugs and cuthulu eating small children for my liking
User avatar #47 - cthumoo (03/19/2014) [-]
What are you talking about?
User avatar #51 - megaton (03/19/2014) [-]
literally first episode some little girl is in a pit being "violated" by a large amount of bugs so that her body will be fit to bear strong magicians in the future. then the second episode they have a small child watch his parents get brutally murdered by a psychotic person trying to summon a daemon. he succeeds and the daemon releases the small child. then he summons fucking cthulu and he grabs the child and drags him down the hallway where he is brutally torn apart and eaten by the creature. then the daemon dude just laughs. this is a spoiler if u havnt watched any part of the show before.
User avatar #52 - cthumoo (03/19/2014) [-]
Oooh yeah, forgot about that bit, don't remember the Cthulhu bit, though...
User avatar #70 - megaton (03/19/2014) [-]
its with the guy with the knife killing people in the appartment
#89 - This is wrong. I'm insured under obamacare and I don't pay a d… 03/19/2014 on Obama 0
#466 - Yeah, Eragon is basically Star Wars with dragons. I don't care… 03/19/2014 on y u do dis +3
#27 - Baltimore is not that bad. I grew up in Baltimore, my mom woul…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Pls for the bitties 0
User avatar #64 - Mustafa (03/19/2014) [-]
Live in Columbia but go to Baltimore all the time (its like a 25 min drive) and honestly as long as its not at night its fairly safe, although I have seen a man get stabbed
User avatar #54 - vonspyder (03/19/2014) [-]
as did I. born and raised on North Luzerne Ave. and between the stats and having lived in other major metropolis (not sure the plural of that) I can safely say that Baltimore and DC are the two most dangerous ive ever been in, though admittedly Atlanta isnt too far behind.
#53 - i got lazy  [+] (4 new replies) 03/15/2014 on not mine but cool +35
#183 - andreweasley (03/16/2014) [-]
**andreweasley rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at Contributions to Site-ball **
#186 - andreweasley (03/16/2014) [-]
Fuck you guys. Ms paint skills off da chart I tried..
User avatar #114 - impaledsandwich (03/16/2014) [-]
Tonight on "Apparently No One Knew it was Homestuck"
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#52 - **jajathezombie rolled a random image posted in comment #14 …  [+] (102 new replies) 03/15/2014 on not mine but cool +11
#193 - micderp (03/16/2014) [-]
**micderp rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Feels ** ROUND 2!!!
#195 - micderp (03/16/2014) [-]
speed paint TO THE MAX
#188 - fuckingtrolls (03/16/2014) [-]
**fuckingtrolls rolled a random image posted in comment #171 at Jar Jar Binks **
#184 - ponsko (03/16/2014) [-]
**ponsko rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at what desktop backgrounds do you all use? **
#185 - ponsko (03/16/2014) [-]
#176 - mrdrprofbraeden (03/16/2014) [-]
**mrdrprofbraeden rolled a random image posted in comment #607 at It's Vocaroo time **
#182 - mrdrprofbraeden (03/16/2014) [-]
nailed it
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#163 - dudewitharake (03/16/2014) [-]
**dudewitharake rolled a random image posted in comment #929951 at Friendly **
#170 - dudewitharake (03/16/2014) [-]
enjoy
#156 - callmemrdillan (03/16/2014) [-]
**callmemrdillan rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at AirAction **
#187 - callmemrdillan (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #191 - kakariko (03/16/2014) [-]
holy fuck my sides
User avatar #189 - fuckingtrolls (03/16/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
User avatar #190 - callmemrdillan (03/16/2014) [-]
I got lazy and didn't finish, I think its better like that anyway.
User avatar #192 - fuckingtrolls (03/16/2014) [-]
It;s beautiful
#153 - callmemrdillan has deleted their comment.
#152 - silvermarsh (03/16/2014) [-]
**silvermarsh rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at So a templar walks into a bar **
#167 - silvermarsh (03/16/2014) [-]
I worked very hard on this one. I even cropped it.
#151 - thatguyinthecorner (03/16/2014) [-]
**thatguyinthecorner rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Psychology of fear **
#168 - thatguyinthecorner (03/16/2014) [-]
WELCOME TO THE LEAGUE OF EUPHORIA
#169 - thatguyinthecorner (03/16/2014) [-]
Shit, forgot the hand.
#146 - lonelybaloney (03/16/2014) [-]
**lonelybaloney rolled a random image posted in comment #913857 at Friendly **
#150 - lonelybaloney (03/16/2014) [-]
#143 - steammadewalrus (03/16/2014) [-]
**steammadewalrus rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at This is why trust is important ** Draw my roll pls
#160 - steammadewalrus (03/16/2014) [-]
Please kill me.
#140 - atma (03/16/2014) [-]
**atma rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Omg fun facts #67 ** I'll do this any damn time
#144 - atma (03/16/2014) [-]
#139 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/16/2014) [-]
**teegoogilycoffeeme rolled a random image posted in comment #8103740 at Safe For Work Random Board **
#141 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/16/2014) [-]
#134 - Aftershock (03/16/2014) [-]
**Aftershock rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at KEVIN! **
#162 - Aftershock (03/16/2014) [-]
Itried.jpeg
#172 - thatguyinthecorner (03/16/2014) [-]
#128 - damnfaithlessdogs (03/16/2014) [-]
**damnfaithlessdogs rolled a random image posted in comment #882920 at Friendly **
#135 - damnfaithlessdogs (03/16/2014) [-]
Oh god I did awful
#123 - thesecretberry (03/16/2014) [-]
**thesecretberry rolled a random image posted in comment #154 at FUCK, It's the 5-0! **
#129 - thesecretberry (03/16/2014) [-]
#117 - derpinathebadass (03/16/2014) [-]
**derpinathebadass rolled a random image posted in comment #306 at A Very 4chan Valentine's **
#155 - derpinathebadass (03/16/2014) [-]
I love these challenges.
#175 - mrdrprofbraeden (03/16/2014) [-]
I can't even find a difference
#174 - azinfoo (03/16/2014) [-]
that... is exceptionally good
#107 - friedeggpls (03/16/2014) [-]
**friedeggpls rolled a random image posted in comment #7900136 at Safe For Work Random Board **
#112 - friedeggpls (03/16/2014) [-]
Nailed it
#105 - friedeggpls has deleted their comment.
#109 - micderp (03/16/2014) [-]
its roll picture
#104 - friedeggpls has deleted their comment.
#102 - megaflak has deleted their comment.
#103 - ubermasterfaggot (03/16/2014) [-]
**ubermasterfaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at Dig Bick ** I may have forgotten how to roll, but I feel bold!
User avatar #120 - ubermasterfaggot (03/16/2014) [-]
I started to lose my shit for a while but the fruit of labor is finished
Kind of, I got sloppy at the end
#121 - ubermasterfaggot (03/16/2014) [-]
Forgot to post the picture...
#122 - ubermasterfaggot (03/16/2014) [-]
Voila!
work it ᕙ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕗ harder
make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better
do it ᕦ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕤ faster
raise ur ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ donger
#100 - micderp (03/16/2014) [-]
**micderp rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at illuminati ** I got this
#106 - micderp (03/16/2014) [-]
top lel I'm so sorry
#95 - sadangel (03/15/2014) [-]
**sadangel rolled a random image posted in comment #751743 at Friendly **
#99 - sadangel (03/15/2014) [-]
**sadangel rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Such Funny Very Comedian **
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#83 - snowdragon (03/15/2014) [-]
**snowdragon rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Insecure **
#131 - snowdragon (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #158 - tapeworms (03/16/2014) [-]
Whoa, hey that's really good... I thought you just removed the background of the last frame at first.
#181 - snowdragon (03/16/2014) [-]
#79 - kakariko (03/15/2014) [-]
**kakariko rolled a random image posted in comment #362946 at Shin Anime Social Board ** okay m8
#85 - kakariko (03/15/2014) [-]
eye r potato
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#76 - youarenotspecial (03/15/2014) [-]
**youarenotspecial rolled a random image posted in comment #757349 at Friendly **
#82 - youarenotspecial (03/15/2014) [-]
It's called an artistic license, look it up.
#74 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #308 at Thank you Admin **
#75 - tapeworms (03/15/2014) [-]
**tapeworms rolled a random image posted in comment #978 at Want a personal reply/comment from admin? ** Oops.
#81 - tapeworms (03/15/2014) [-]
#115 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/16/2014) [-]
14/10 would draw again
User avatar #133 - tapeworms (03/16/2014) [-]
Too bad I ran out of fucks to give halfway through coloring.
User avatar #137 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/16/2014) [-]
Still would draw again.
#142 - tapeworms (03/16/2014) [-]
Thanks <3
#145 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/16/2014) [-]
Look how gud I do
#149 - tapeworms (03/16/2014) [-]
Super gud. Teach me your ways.
#157 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/16/2014) [-]
I call this piece, "Le Shamfure De Amure French Sounding Wordure"
#161 - tapeworms (03/16/2014) [-]
And I call this "Le Ripping Off Your Sweet Drawing"
#164 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/16/2014) [-]
I call this one "Oh bitch you did not!"
#171 - tapeworms (03/16/2014) [-]
Dis called, "But I did"
#173 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/16/2014) [-]
I call this one, "Cancer Victim Alien"
#177 - tapeworms (03/16/2014) [-]
This is "Be My Fren 'Cause I Gotta Go"
#178 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/16/2014) [-]
I call this one.... "K"
#68 - depedrows (03/15/2014) [-]
**depedrows rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at what to wear to the gym **
#71 - depedrows (03/15/2014) [-]
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#64 - clechyl (03/15/2014) [-]
**clechyl rolled a random image posted in comment #818675 at Friendly **
#65 - clechyl (03/15/2014) [-]
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#59 - ADeadlYLepricoN (03/15/2014) [-]
**ADeadlYLepricoN rolled a random image posted in comment #7893444 at Safe For Work Random Board **
#108 - theimmortalbrony (03/16/2014) [-]
#67 - ADeadlYLepricoN (03/15/2014) [-]
I quit after a few minutes...I'm too lazy for this shit.

But I tried
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#54 - nibbero (03/15/2014) [-]
**nibbero rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at what a drag **
#58 - nibbero (03/15/2014) [-]
close enough...
#53 - jajathezombie (03/15/2014) [-]
i got lazy
#183 - andreweasley (03/16/2014) [-]
**andreweasley rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at Contributions to Site-ball **
#186 - andreweasley (03/16/2014) [-]
Fuck you guys. Ms paint skills off da chart I tried..
User avatar #114 - impaledsandwich (03/16/2014) [-]
Tonight on "Apparently No One Knew it was Homestuck"
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#40 - I am so confused. 03/15/2014 on Sexy Pussy +5
#32 - I've been seeing this girl for about 2 years, and just last we… 03/15/2014 on Spooning +1
#14 - I have a pug who will straight-up attack any dog she encounter… 03/14/2014 on Pug the Police 0
#50 - Yeah but IHOP pancakes have cheesecake in them. 03/14/2014 on Can't go wrong with breakfast 0
#122 - On 4/20? 03/13/2014 on $4.20 Blaze It! 0
#427 - I work with a girl who has it. She used to work in the kennel,… 03/13/2014 on Real Talk With Tumblr +2
#39 - weird er 03/10/2014 on When GF Wants Me To Use Sex... +1
#191 - Dear lord that makes me so ******* moist. 03/10/2014 on I'm aroused and afraid... 0
#86 - More cushion for the pushin'  [+] (5 new replies) 03/10/2014 on No fat chicks 0
#142 - thegamefaceman (03/10/2014) [-]
#130 - spinaltap (03/10/2014) [-]
I like thick girls
#99 - tehburgerking (03/10/2014) [-]
Shut the fuck up Leo.
User avatar #88 - kaboomz (03/10/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #87 - huntergriff (03/10/2014) [-]
ew...
#120 - Yeah my mom isn't the smartest woman. 03/02/2014 on Hammer time 0
#118 - Both of us were.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Hammer time +1
User avatar #119 - AnomynousUser (03/02/2014) [-]
My father once told me that only a fool makes the same mistake twice... I'm just gonna leave it at that...
User avatar #120 - jajathezombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah my mom isn't the smartest woman.
#115 - She was extremely strict with me when I was a kid, and now she…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Hammer time 0
User avatar #117 - AnomynousUser (03/02/2014) [-]
You were getting your first apartment and she's two... one of you two was a mistake.
User avatar #118 - jajathezombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Both of us were.
User avatar #119 - AnomynousUser (03/02/2014) [-]
My father once told me that only a fool makes the same mistake twice... I'm just gonna leave it at that...
User avatar #120 - jajathezombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah my mom isn't the smartest woman.

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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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