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Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:12/25/2014
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#8 - Are you kidding? Cats will straight-up rub ALL OVER a cactus, … 02/26/2014 on it's afraid 0
#12 - Comment deleted 02/26/2014 on Just watch it, damn it! +1
#31 - Ever since I learned about the possibility of methane-based li… 02/26/2014 on when i'm told were alone in... +1
#33 - I once read an article about our lack of understanding of grav…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Broken Heart +2
User avatar #46 - undeadmaus (02/26/2014) [-]
We know how it works, we don't know what it is. We're thinking waves but we're not sure yet.
User avatar #48 - jajathezombie (02/26/2014) [-]
I understand this now but at the time my brain wasn't really buying it.
#22 - I had a photography teacher like that but it turned out she ju… 02/26/2014 on This happened to me... 0
#16 - I had a hamster once. He was a dick. My stepbrother killed him… 02/26/2014 on damn dude 0
#18 - If you drink a small glass of chocolate milk with it you most … 02/26/2014 on (untitled) 0
#19 - By your standards maybe.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on russian parkour 0
#21 - xxjmacxx (02/26/2014) [-]
You two can argue all you want, you're still not better than Morgan Freeman
#17 - Not the same.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2014 on russian parkour +1
#18 - licestr (02/26/2014) [-]
I know, it's better!
#19 - jajathezombie (02/26/2014) [-]
By your standards maybe.
#21 - xxjmacxx (02/26/2014) [-]
You two can argue all you want, you're still not better than Morgan Freeman
#4 - Throw that bitch cup away and down the whole thing in one go l…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/26/2014 on (untitled) +9
User avatar #15 - bananarchy (02/26/2014) [-]
Or just make some purp drank
#7 - huffe (02/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - niteghost (02/26/2014) [-]
What would you recommend as the best flavor/brand to a first-timer?
User avatar #19 - huffe (02/26/2014) [-]
gelcaps or pretty much anything that isn't syrup. that shit will make you more sick than anything else about the trip.
User avatar #10 - drunkasaurus (02/26/2014) [-]
if you're actually gonna do it you want gelcaps so you don't have to taste it. Also, robotripping is seriously debilitating, like I could barely walk
User avatar #18 - jajathezombie (02/26/2014) [-]
If you drink a small glass of chocolate milk with it you most likely won't puke.
User avatar #11 - niteghost (02/26/2014) [-]
Genius! One of my friends tried this last summer and he couldn't stomach the taste. Spewed chunks shortly after downing a bottle. Any recommended amount for capsules. My friends recommend 2 bottles but clearly I have no idea what the conversion factor is here. I guess I could check the actual quantity of DM consumed. Thanks Mr. Ducky.
User avatar #12 - drunkasaurus (02/26/2014) [-]
here is literally everything you need to know, complete with a dosage calculator

www.dextroverse.org/dextromethorphan.html
#7 - Who cares? Don't go on the site. There are websites dedicated … 02/26/2014 on 4chan nails it 0
#5 - Please just tell people when your birthday is coming up. Pleas… 02/26/2014 on Two years in a row. 0
#6 - What the other blue pacman ghost? 02/26/2014 on selfie ... makes perfect sense +2
#18 - I laughed but it hurt a little. 02/26/2014 on im sure its a repost but... +1
#7 - So, for a short time after I broke off an engagement, I'd brin… 02/26/2014 on Dads... 0
#6 - Picture 02/26/2014 on Poor Steve +8
#21 - Sounds like my mom. 02/26/2014 on Bad Cooking 0
#20 - My roommate has to be ******* babysat if he cooks… 02/26/2014 on Bad Cooking 0
#15 - In concept I find it ******* awesome but I feel i…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Vegans final form 0
#71 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
In practice it wouldn't work because of our surface area to volume ratio. The energy in sunlight that would cover our bodies daily wouldn't provide us with enough energy to survive, let alone move.

We'd need to increase it vastly, much more than just adapting fins or large ears. We'd need more 'leaves' than an oak tree.
User avatar #123 - nanako (02/26/2014) [-]
you have a good point, but there might be ways around that. For example, spending a few hours a day lying naked and spreadeagled in the sun x

Even if it couldn't fully support us, it could still supplement our diet. Being able to gain some free energy would help with starvation and malnutrition in third world countries <3
#10 - If I could pick a superpower it would be the ability to jump s…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/26/2014 on russian parkour +2
#16 - licestr (02/26/2014) [-]
or you could fly....
#26 - rdobet (02/26/2014) [-]
honestly, his would be better
-A- superpower
Flight=superspeed
you could at least gain some forward momentum from the jumping
really, just get super strength in general and wear the suit
#27 - rdobet (02/26/2014) [-]
does not equal*
User avatar #17 - jajathezombie (02/26/2014) [-]
Not the same.
#18 - licestr (02/26/2014) [-]
I know, it's better!
#19 - jajathezombie (02/26/2014) [-]
By your standards maybe.
#21 - xxjmacxx (02/26/2014) [-]
You two can argue all you want, you're still not better than Morgan Freeman
#12 - I cannot find 16-year-old girls attractive. Sure maybe nice to… 02/26/2014 on well in scandinavia 16 is... +2
#10 - My mom was ******* ADAMANT that I never sleep ove…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/26/2014 on party hard -6
#115 - bobbysnobby (02/26/2014) [-]
So what your saying is you had sex with girls in girl sleep overs?
#109 - paintplayer (02/26/2014) [-]
Lol who called the Angst Brigade
#73 - kanyesfishsticks (02/26/2014) [-]
Did you video tape that catholic school girl orgy? You know, for science?
#69 - aherorising (02/26/2014) [-]
that's a bit TMI though
#41 - thunderquill (02/26/2014) [-]
#19 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
kinda cringy but whatever
#29 - ******* this. I worked as a lifeguard at a fitnes…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on Facepalm comp +3
#65 - worried (02/26/2014) [-]
maybe he/she thought you where hot?
#43 - They're basically the deer of Australia. 02/26/2014 on Before and After 0
#147 - They're not fap trophies, they're awards for excellence in und… 02/26/2014 on I would blackmail her. 0
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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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