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jajathezombie

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Gender: female
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:3/28/2015
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Comment Ranking:#8597
Highest Content Rank:#2109
Highest Comment Rank:#240
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Content Level Progress: 32% (32/100)
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Content Views:30744
Times Content Favorited:123 times
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latest user's comments

#89 - This is wrong. I'm insured under obamacare and I don't pay a d… 03/19/2014 on Obama 0
#466 - Yeah, Eragon is basically Star Wars with dragons. I don't care… 03/19/2014 on y u do dis +3
#27 - Baltimore is not that bad. I grew up in Baltimore, my mom woul…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Pls for the bitties 0
User avatar #64 - Mustafa (03/19/2014) [-]
Live in Columbia but go to Baltimore all the time (its like a 25 min drive) and honestly as long as its not at night its fairly safe, although I have seen a man get stabbed
User avatar #54 - vonspyder (03/19/2014) [-]
as did I. born and raised on North Luzerne Ave. and between the stats and having lived in other major metropolis (not sure the plural of that) I can safely say that Baltimore and DC are the two most dangerous ive ever been in, though admittedly Atlanta isnt too far behind.
#53 - i got lazy  [+] (4 new replies) 03/15/2014 on not mine but cool +35
#183 - andreweasley (03/16/2014) [-]
**andreweasley rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at Contributions to Site-ball **
#186 - andreweasley (03/16/2014) [-]
Fuck you guys. Ms paint skills off da chart I tried..
User avatar #114 - impaledsandwich (03/16/2014) [-]
Tonight on "Apparently No One Knew it was Homestuck"
#91 - sadangel has deleted their comment.
#52 - **jajathezombie rolled a random image posted in comment #14 …  [+] (102 new replies) 03/15/2014 on not mine but cool +11
#193 - micderp (03/16/2014) [-]
**micderp rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Feels ** ROUND 2!!!
#195 - micderp (03/16/2014) [-]
speed paint TO THE MAX
#188 - fuckingtrolls (03/16/2014) [-]
**fuckingtrolls rolled a random image posted in comment #171 at Jar Jar Binks **
#184 - ponsko (03/16/2014) [-]
**ponsko rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at what desktop backgrounds do you all use? **
#185 - ponsko (03/16/2014) [-]
#176 - mrdrprofbraeden (03/16/2014) [-]
**mrdrprofbraeden rolled a random image posted in comment #607 at It's Vocaroo time **
#182 - mrdrprofbraeden (03/16/2014) [-]
nailed it
#165 - zanntaggerung has deleted their comment.
#163 - dudewitharake (03/16/2014) [-]
**dudewitharake rolled a random image posted in comment #929951 at Friendly **
#170 - dudewitharake (03/16/2014) [-]
enjoy
#156 - callmemrdillan (03/16/2014) [-]
**callmemrdillan rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at AirAction **
#187 - callmemrdillan (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #191 - kakariko (03/16/2014) [-]
holy fuck my sides
User avatar #189 - fuckingtrolls (03/16/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
User avatar #190 - callmemrdillan (03/16/2014) [-]
I got lazy and didn't finish, I think its better like that anyway.
User avatar #192 - fuckingtrolls (03/16/2014) [-]
It;s beautiful
#153 - callmemrdillan has deleted their comment.
#152 - silvermarsh (03/16/2014) [-]
**silvermarsh rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at So a templar walks into a bar **
#167 - silvermarsh (03/16/2014) [-]
I worked very hard on this one. I even cropped it.
#151 - thatguyinthecorner (03/16/2014) [-]
**thatguyinthecorner rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Psychology of fear **
#168 - thatguyinthecorner (03/16/2014) [-]
WELCOME TO THE LEAGUE OF EUPHORIA
#169 - thatguyinthecorner (03/16/2014) [-]
Shit, forgot the hand.
#146 - lonelybaloney (03/16/2014) [-]
**lonelybaloney rolled a random image posted in comment #913857 at Friendly **
#150 - lonelybaloney (03/16/2014) [-]
#143 - steammadewalrus (03/16/2014) [-]
**steammadewalrus rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at This is why trust is important ** Draw my roll pls
#160 - steammadewalrus (03/16/2014) [-]
Please kill me.
#140 - atma (03/16/2014) [-]
**atma rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Omg fun facts #67 ** I'll do this any damn time
#144 - atma (03/16/2014) [-]
#139 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/16/2014) [-]
**teegoogilycoffeeme rolled a random image posted in comment #8103740 at Safe For Work Random Board **
#141 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/16/2014) [-]
#134 - Aftershock (03/16/2014) [-]
**Aftershock rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at KEVIN! **
#162 - Aftershock (03/16/2014) [-]
Itried.jpeg
#172 - thatguyinthecorner (03/16/2014) [-]
#128 - damnfaithlessdogs (03/16/2014) [-]
**damnfaithlessdogs rolled a random image posted in comment #882920 at Friendly **
#135 - damnfaithlessdogs (03/16/2014) [-]
Oh god I did awful
#123 - thesecretberry (03/16/2014) [-]
**thesecretberry rolled a random image posted in comment #154 at FUCK, It's the 5-0! **
#129 - thesecretberry (03/16/2014) [-]
#117 - derpinathebadass (03/16/2014) [-]
**derpinathebadass rolled a random image posted in comment #306 at A Very 4chan Valentine's **
#155 - derpinathebadass (03/16/2014) [-]
I love these challenges.
#175 - mrdrprofbraeden (03/16/2014) [-]
I can't even find a difference
#174 - azinfoo (03/16/2014) [-]
that... is exceptionally good
#107 - friedeggpls (03/16/2014) [-]
**friedeggpls rolled a random image posted in comment #7900136 at Safe For Work Random Board **
#112 - friedeggpls (03/16/2014) [-]
Nailed it
#105 - friedeggpls has deleted their comment.
#109 - micderp (03/16/2014) [-]
its roll picture
#104 - friedeggpls has deleted their comment.
#102 - megaflak has deleted their comment.
#103 - ubermasterfaggot (03/16/2014) [-]
**ubermasterfaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at Dig Bick ** I may have forgotten how to roll, but I feel bold!
User avatar #120 - ubermasterfaggot (03/16/2014) [-]
I started to lose my shit for a while but the fruit of labor is finished
Kind of, I got sloppy at the end
#121 - ubermasterfaggot (03/16/2014) [-]
Forgot to post the picture...
#122 - ubermasterfaggot (03/16/2014) [-]
Voila!
work it ᕙ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕗ harder
make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better
do it ᕦ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕤ faster
raise ur ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ donger
#100 - micderp (03/16/2014) [-]
**micderp rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at illuminati ** I got this
#106 - micderp (03/16/2014) [-]
top lel I'm so sorry
#95 - sadangel (03/15/2014) [-]
**sadangel rolled a random image posted in comment #751743 at Friendly **
#99 - sadangel (03/15/2014) [-]
**sadangel rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Such Funny Very Comedian **
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#92 - sadangel has deleted their comment.
#83 - snowdragon (03/15/2014) [-]
**snowdragon rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Insecure **
#131 - snowdragon (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #158 - tapeworms (03/16/2014) [-]
Whoa, hey that's really good... I thought you just removed the background of the last frame at first.
#181 - snowdragon (03/16/2014) [-]
#79 - kakariko (03/15/2014) [-]
**kakariko rolled a random image posted in comment #362946 at Shin Anime Social Board ** okay m8
#85 - kakariko (03/15/2014) [-]
eye r potato
#78 - scootalooisyourgod has deleted their comment.
#77 - scootalooisyourgod has deleted their comment.
#76 - youarenotspecial (03/15/2014) [-]
**youarenotspecial rolled a random image posted in comment #757349 at Friendly **
#82 - youarenotspecial (03/15/2014) [-]
It's called an artistic license, look it up.
#74 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #308 at Thank you Admin **
#75 - tapeworms (03/15/2014) [-]
**tapeworms rolled a random image posted in comment #978 at Want a personal reply/comment from admin? ** Oops.
#81 - tapeworms (03/15/2014) [-]
#115 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/16/2014) [-]
14/10 would draw again
User avatar #133 - tapeworms (03/16/2014) [-]
Too bad I ran out of fucks to give halfway through coloring.
User avatar #137 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/16/2014) [-]
Still would draw again.
#142 - tapeworms (03/16/2014) [-]
Thanks <3
#145 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/16/2014) [-]
Look how gud I do
#149 - tapeworms (03/16/2014) [-]
Super gud. Teach me your ways.
#157 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/16/2014) [-]
I call this piece, "Le Shamfure De Amure French Sounding Wordure"
#161 - tapeworms (03/16/2014) [-]
And I call this "Le Ripping Off Your Sweet Drawing"
#164 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/16/2014) [-]
I call this one "Oh bitch you did not!"
#171 - tapeworms (03/16/2014) [-]
Dis called, "But I did"
#173 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/16/2014) [-]
I call this one, "Cancer Victim Alien"
#177 - tapeworms (03/16/2014) [-]
This is "Be My Fren 'Cause I Gotta Go"
#178 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/16/2014) [-]
I call this one.... "K"
#68 - depedrows (03/15/2014) [-]
**depedrows rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at what to wear to the gym **
#71 - depedrows (03/15/2014) [-]
#66 - rubiksdodecahedron has deleted their comment.
#64 - clechyl (03/15/2014) [-]
**clechyl rolled a random image posted in comment #818675 at Friendly **
#65 - clechyl (03/15/2014) [-]
#63 - runescapefan has deleted their comment.
#59 - ADeadlYLepricoN (03/15/2014) [-]
**ADeadlYLepricoN rolled a random image posted in comment #7893444 at Safe For Work Random Board **
#108 - theimmortalbrony (03/16/2014) [-]
#67 - ADeadlYLepricoN (03/15/2014) [-]
I quit after a few minutes...I'm too lazy for this shit.

But I tried
#57 - ADeadlYLepricoN has deleted their comment.
#54 - nibbero (03/15/2014) [-]
**nibbero rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at what a drag **
#58 - nibbero (03/15/2014) [-]
close enough...
#53 - jajathezombie (03/15/2014) [-]
i got lazy
#183 - andreweasley (03/16/2014) [-]
**andreweasley rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at Contributions to Site-ball **
#186 - andreweasley (03/16/2014) [-]
Fuck you guys. Ms paint skills off da chart I tried..
User avatar #114 - impaledsandwich (03/16/2014) [-]
Tonight on "Apparently No One Knew it was Homestuck"
#91 - sadangel has deleted their comment.
#40 - I am so confused. 03/15/2014 on Sexy Pussy +5
#32 - I've been seeing this girl for about 2 years, and just last we… 03/15/2014 on Spooning +1
#14 - I have a pug who will straight-up attack any dog she encounter… 03/14/2014 on Pug the Police 0
#50 - Yeah but IHOP pancakes have cheesecake in them. 03/14/2014 on Can't go wrong with breakfast 0
#122 - On 4/20? 03/13/2014 on $4.20 Blaze It! 0
#427 - I work with a girl who has it. She used to work in the kennel,… 03/13/2014 on Real Talk With Tumblr +2
#39 - weird er 03/10/2014 on When GF Wants Me To Use Sex... +1
#191 - Dear lord that makes me so ******* moist. 03/10/2014 on I'm aroused and afraid... 0
#86 - More cushion for the pushin'  [+] (5 new replies) 03/10/2014 on No fat chicks 0
#142 - thegamefaceman (03/10/2014) [-]
#130 - spinaltap (03/10/2014) [-]
I like thick girls
#99 - tehburgerking (03/10/2014) [-]
Shut the fuck up Leo.
User avatar #88 - kaboomz (03/10/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #87 - huntergriff (03/10/2014) [-]
ew...
#120 - Yeah my mom isn't the smartest woman. 03/02/2014 on Hammer time 0
#118 - Both of us were.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Hammer time +1
User avatar #119 - AnomynousUser (03/02/2014) [-]
My father once told me that only a fool makes the same mistake twice... I'm just gonna leave it at that...
User avatar #120 - jajathezombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah my mom isn't the smartest woman.
#115 - She was extremely strict with me when I was a kid, and now she…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Hammer time 0
User avatar #117 - AnomynousUser (03/02/2014) [-]
You were getting your first apartment and she's two... one of you two was a mistake.
User avatar #118 - jajathezombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Both of us were.
User avatar #119 - AnomynousUser (03/02/2014) [-]
My father once told me that only a fool makes the same mistake twice... I'm just gonna leave it at that...
User avatar #120 - jajathezombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah my mom isn't the smartest woman.
#107 - Similar story: > Just moved into my first apartment …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Hammer time +5
User avatar #127 - epicapocalypse (03/06/2014) [-]
I WANT YOU


to post the video online and show it to me.
#114 - masterofanon (03/02/2014) [-]
your mom sucks, bro
User avatar #115 - jajathezombie (03/02/2014) [-]
She was extremely strict with me when I was a kid, and now she's trying to make up for it by not disciplining her second kid at all. It's very frustrating.
User avatar #117 - AnomynousUser (03/02/2014) [-]
You were getting your first apartment and she's two... one of you two was a mistake.
User avatar #118 - jajathezombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Both of us were.
User avatar #119 - AnomynousUser (03/02/2014) [-]
My father once told me that only a fool makes the same mistake twice... I'm just gonna leave it at that...
User avatar #120 - jajathezombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah my mom isn't the smartest woman.
#14 - I hang around people who get cuddly. It honestly doesn't make …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on You're not a third wheel 0
#15 - fishinyourface (03/01/2014) [-]
It annoys me because I have better things to do. All the friends I've seen being cuddly have only gone on to break up and bash their exes after a few days and frankly I'm sick of hearing it. As a result, couples annoy me. I wish it wasn't that way, but after so many times, shit gets mad old. very VERY few couples do I ever actually tolerate.
#213 - I love you too. 02/28/2014 on organizing -5
#42 - I gave them a cake and slammed the door in their faces. I feel… 02/28/2014 on Ugleh +10
#18 - I hate USPS, but I love their employees. They're like the epit… 02/28/2014 on After losing two packages 0
#65 - PB is above the law. PB is eternal. 02/28/2014 on SCIENCE 0
#63 - Many were created because PB dumped a bunch of candy in a radi… 02/28/2014 on SCIENCE +2
#800 - Canada can have us, I'd be okay with that. Y'know, if they act… 02/28/2014 on Let's have a talk +1

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#48 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi jajathezombie! Dear Leader Admin sent me to work in your mines!
User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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