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#106 - No, it's because wild animals will then associate humans with … 08/19/2014 on Fuck the poor +23
#122 - Cat/dog cooperation is a rare and wonderful thing. My cat can …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Guard Cat +6
#126 - amuzen (08/07/2014) [-]
3 years ago it was raining heavily and I was taking my rather old dog for a walk. He found something in the bushes and insisted on going in to get whatever it was, when he came out he had a small rather malnourished kitten in his mouth hanging from the neck. I thought he had killed it but he was carrying it like a child, he brought it all the way home like this and refused to let me take him.
After a few weeks I had revived the kitten and he was playful as ever and the dog returned to being his grumpy old self and acted like he had no patience for the kitten, growling and snapping at the kitten as it darted around him daring him to chase.
Over time my dog started developed various health health problems (He was 16 when he found the cat)
when he started having trouble walking the would bring him his food dish.
when other cats would try and harass my dog my cat would kick their asses
when my dogs arthritis would kick up at night and he'd start whimpering my cat would sleep next to him and try to comfort him (The only times my cat would stay in doors at night)
when my dog fell into a sink hole in the yard my cat ran inside scratched the shit out of my leg ran to the door and yowled until I followed him.
when my dog went completely blind my cat would follow him around when he went to go to the bathroom and would pat him on the side of the head if he were about to run into obstacles.
when my dog died my cat got depressed for two weeks and would sleep in his bed every night, once he came out of his depression he stopped being playful and has inherited the spirit of the grumpy old man that once possessed my dog.

The dog taught the cat all the mannerism of the house, it took my dog 2 days to potty train the cat, he kept him from wandering off as a kitten, and he kept him from going out into traffic, Now I kind of have it in my head that 10 years from now when my cats getting old I'll get him his own small pet to try and raise and nurture.
#169 - norkas (08/07/2014) [-]
So sad, yet so optimistic. The perfect feel.
#37 - I would have rubbed the **** out of that lion's belly.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Mattias Klum's adventure... +6
User avatar #46 - Killerwale (08/01/2014) [-]
No No, little cats trick you like that, go for it, a light scratch, big cat, big scratch....
#11 - It was Catholic school. 07/15/2014 on Charmander used burn! 0
#193 - I love you too. 07/05/2014 on jesus 0
#95 - I went to Catholic school for 10 years. All-girls high school,… 07/03/2014 on jesus -1
#320 - I've had it before. Didn't know what it was beforehand, but it… 06/26/2014 on Myths/Facts about Japan Part 3 +1
#56 - Sometimes it's not even how much a person eats, but what they eat.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on is it wrong? 0
User avatar #57 - pebar (06/24/2014) [-]
well... yea.... But I mean it's better than eating nothing
#73 - > pop whole pistachio in mouth > crack with teeth …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2014 on the ultimate way to eat... +18
User avatar #134 - childpls (06/24/2014) [-]
I thought I was the only one.
User avatar #106 - sinonyx (06/24/2014) [-]
and then you get one of the closed ones
User avatar #98 - imagnetsux (06/23/2014) [-]
how to eat pistachios in the most metal way possible
User avatar #89 - EnergizierAnon (06/23/2014) [-]
> see pistachios at store
> avoid pistachios
> See Pumpkin seeds at store
> buy pumpkin seeds
> eat a few, realize did not want them that much
> get potato wedges, eat all of them
#135 - Try surgical scissors, really ******* sharp ones.…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on ingrown nails 0
#137 - frenzyhero (06/13/2014) [-]
Where could I get them? Like, cvs or walmart or something?

And are they cheap? Because knife works, and if it isn't broke, why fix it?

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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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