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    Minnie is a thumb whore Minnie is a thumb whore
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#193 - I love you too. 07/05/2014 on jesus 0
#95 - I went to Catholic school for 10 years. All-girls high school,…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on jesus -1
User avatar #140 - caet (07/04/2014) [-]
kill yourself faggot
User avatar #193 - jajathezombie (07/05/2014) [-]
I love you too.
#320 - I've had it before. Didn't know what it was beforehand, but it… 06/26/2014 on Myths/Facts about Japan Part 3 0
#56 - Sometimes it's not even how much a person eats, but what they eat.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on is it wrong? 0
User avatar #57 - pebar (06/24/2014) [-]
well... yea.... But I mean it's better than eating nothing
#73 - > pop whole pistachio in mouth > crack with teeth …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2014 on the ultimate way to eat... +18
User avatar #134 - childpls (06/24/2014) [-]
I thought I was the only one.
User avatar #106 - sinonyx (06/24/2014) [-]
and then you get one of the closed ones
User avatar #98 - imagnetsux (06/23/2014) [-]
how to eat pistachios in the most metal way possible
User avatar #89 - EnergizierAnon (06/23/2014) [-]
> see pistachios at store
> avoid pistachios
> See Pumpkin seeds at store
> buy pumpkin seeds
> eat a few, realize did not want them that much
> get potato wedges, eat all of them
#135 - Try surgical scissors, really ******* sharp ones.…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on ingrown nails 0
#137 - frenzyhero (06/13/2014) [-]
Where could I get them? Like, cvs or walmart or something?

And are they cheap? Because knife works, and if it isn't broke, why fix it?
#50 - I work with shelter cats. A lot of the time we'll keep the fat… 06/13/2014 on mindfucked +1
#130 - My big toenails get ingrown, but I'm on my feet so much that p…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/13/2014 on ingrown nails +3
#132 - frenzyhero (06/13/2014) [-]
Same here.

Except I use a knife.
#133 - smellmop (06/13/2014) [-]
#134 - frenzyhero (06/13/2014) [-]
No, it just gets really down in there. It hurts like a bitch and takes almost an hour to cut it all off, and grows back so quick I have to cut it every other week.

I really don't know how to properly care for my nails.
User avatar #136 - smellmop (06/13/2014) [-]
do u still use the knife?
#139 - frenzyhero (06/13/2014) [-]
For cutting my feet, yes.

For cutting other things, yes. Because it's not a kitchen knife, and I'm not going to just waste it.
#142 - smellmop (06/13/2014) [-]
nothing but love.
User avatar #135 - jajathezombie (06/13/2014) [-]
Try surgical scissors, really fucking sharp ones. They're like a needle/knife/scissor combo.
#137 - frenzyhero (06/13/2014) [-]
Where could I get them? Like, cvs or walmart or something?

And are they cheap? Because knife works, and if it isn't broke, why fix it?
#266 - Anything raw isn't as tasty as cooking it (except sushi), but …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on 404 +1
#271 - anonymous (06/11/2014) [-]
I pefer most veggies raw., and while I want my steak to be cooked it doesn't have to be cooked very much. As long as it has been skeered on the outside. I tend to like a lot of fish raw, but some of them need to be salted.
#98 - I feel like Spongebob is the closest we're ever going to get t… 06/11/2014 on Aye Aye Captain +6

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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
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#27 to #26 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #28 to #27 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
It's so jiggly!

On a side note, you might want to delete that first .gif. You can get banned for that being visible...
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User avatar #30 to #29 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
I wanna poke it.

If you get banned, don't forget to tell me about your new account if you get one.
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User avatar #32 to #31 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
I want to ask how her day is going.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
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