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|#106 - No, it's because wild animals will then associate humans with …||08/19/2014 on Fuck the poor||+23|
|#122 - Cat/dog cooperation is a rare and wonderful thing. My cat can … [+] (2 new replies)||08/07/2014 on Guard Cat||+6|
#126 - amuzen (08/07/2014) [-]
3 years ago it was raining heavily and I was taking my rather old dog for a walk. He found something in the bushes and insisted on going in to get whatever it was, when he came out he had a small rather malnourished kitten in his mouth hanging from the neck. I thought he had killed it but he was carrying it like a child, he brought it all the way home like this and refused to let me take him.
After a few weeks I had revived the kitten and he was playful as ever and the dog returned to being his grumpy old self and acted like he had no patience for the kitten, growling and snapping at the kitten as it darted around him daring him to chase.
Over time my dog started developed various health health problems (He was 16 when he found the cat)
when he started having trouble walking the would bring him his food dish.
when other cats would try and harass my dog my cat would kick their asses
when my dogs arthritis would kick up at night and he'd start whimpering my cat would sleep next to him and try to comfort him (The only times my cat would stay in doors at night)
when my dog fell into a sink hole in the yard my cat ran inside scratched the shit out of my leg ran to the door and yowled until I followed him.
when my dog went completely blind my cat would follow him around when he went to go to the bathroom and would pat him on the side of the head if he were about to run into obstacles.
when my dog died my cat got depressed for two weeks and would sleep in his bed every night, once he came out of his depression he stopped being playful and has inherited the spirit of the grumpy old man that once possessed my dog.
The dog taught the cat all the mannerism of the house, it took my dog 2 days to potty train the cat, he kept him from wandering off as a kitten, and he kept him from going out into traffic, Now I kind of have it in my head that 10 years from now when my cats getting old I'll get him his own small pet to try and raise and nurture.
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