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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:2/25/2009
Last Login:7/28/2014
Location:Florida
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#502 - Go Breaking Bad on his ass. Open the hood of the car …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/01/2012 on Massive Douchebag +3
User avatar #507 - AvatarAirBender (07/01/2012) [-]
The car won't explode. it will just blow the main fuse.

Granted, he is most likely to stupid to figure that out, so he will get it towed. And all he would of had to do is replace a fuse..
User avatar #538 - oddesy (07/01/2012) [-]
As I remember he poored some gasoline on it, granted i would require an extremely large amount in an enclosed space to cause a flash, but still.
User avatar #513 - jacksparojr (07/01/2012) [-]
I blame TV and Hollywood for my shitty understanding of cars
#519 - trevlegend (07/01/2012) [-]
Don't blame Hollywood. They are there to make a show.
Blame the stupid people that actually believe all the stupid crap they do.
For all those "Maybe it is possible" movie questions, we have Mythbusters!
User avatar #514 - AvatarAirBender (07/01/2012) [-]
....plus if you are touching the piece of metal with your hands when you touch the two posts together, you would get shocked, and blow the fuse anyway.
User avatar #520 - jacksparojr (07/01/2012) [-]
Well in the show there's a guy stopped at a gas station and he sticks the wet windshield washer on the terminals so with the plastic handle he was fine
User avatar #521 - AvatarAirBender (07/01/2012) [-]
Did it literally blow the whole car up?
User avatar #523 - jacksparojr (07/01/2012) [-]
The battery started sparking for a bit then he shut the hood and walked away and then there was a small explosion and the front end of the car was on fire
User avatar #527 - AvatarAirBender (07/01/2012) [-]
Hahahahahaha. No. Do you really think car manufactures would let that big of a, for lack of a better term, "loophole" in the design of the car? Hahah
User avatar #534 - jacksparojr (07/01/2012) [-]
eh it was incredibly bad ass I didn't want to question it
#195 - I'm asian and dated a girl who looked JUST LIKE THAT and when … 06/29/2012 on Socially awesome Glenn +1
#354 - Don't get me wrong here my dad is the nicest sweetest guy in t… 06/20/2012 on Dad's Advice. +2
#172 - This feel its the feely kind of feel the feely kind of feel th… 06/17/2012 on feels post +24
#14682 - 16/M/Florida (Me on right)  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2012 on Social Board 0
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#1612 - Seriously what are the odds of that? How many users are there on FJ? 06/06/2012 on Win or Fail? 0
#510 - Pretty damn good actually I've had mine for 8-10 months now an… 06/05/2012 on You Want You Lose 7 +1
#58 - Picture 06/05/2012 on Awesome +5
#498 - If you like cool watches like the one there go to its where I …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2012 on You Want You Lose 7 +3
#512 - carthos (06/05/2012) [-]
another japanes watch :p
can buy at www.mychemicalromance.com/shop.
its from the band my chemical romance
#505 - anonymous (06/05/2012) [-]
how goods the quality of the watches?
User avatar #510 - jacksparojr (06/05/2012) [-]
Pretty damn good actually I've had mine for 8-10 months now and its got some scratches here and there but that's because I wear this thing everywhere all the time its got a rechargeable battery that lasts about 2 months or so and its water proof
#62 - Couldn't resist  [+] (4 new replies) 06/05/2012 on RIP Eduard Khil +103
#115 - RisenLichen (06/05/2012) [-]
I'll take a crack at it
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#155 - pussyslayer (06/05/2012) [-]
#90 - I don't buy that "oh I'm not going anywhere I can look li…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2012 on pajamas in public +36
#198 - retrobrian (06/03/2012) [-]
Thank you for teaching this arrogant fool a valuable lesson.
In return, SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE BANJO!
User avatar #93 - liquidstranger (06/02/2012) [-]
My philosophy, everyday groom yourself as though you were going to get a BJ, that way I look my best every day
#92 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
If only more people would think like this. Then we wouldn't have those disgraceful hoodlums with their pants on the ground or the slutty bitches who think they're porn stars in public's eye.
#44 - I had the same story I knew a girl who was my best friend actu…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2012 on Nice try 0
User avatar #45 - iliekcereal (05/26/2012) [-]
That's how all my other 'relationships' have been.
#82 - In December I'm going to use the end of the world excuse to fi… 05/22/2012 on remember these silly guys? 0
#131 - Picture 05/09/2012 on Banana Peeps -3
#130 - this isn't funny either where the hell is the punchline? 05/09/2012 on Banana Peeps -5
#107 - THATS THE SPIRIT! Go out there and punch the world's face in t… 05/06/2012 on Well... Thats not nice. +1
#105 - I'd dishonor famiry if I wasn't I am asian after all, but I'm …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2012 on Well... Thats not nice. 0
User avatar #106 - thedarkdefender (05/06/2012) [-]
I do. And I do not care about getting laid, love is all I have to give. Penis comes later.
User avatar #107 - jacksparojr (05/06/2012) [-]
THATS THE SPIRIT! Go out there and punch the world's face in the balls!
#285 - Well you gotta admit Bolin did kinda fuck up he actually did g… 05/06/2012 on Friendzoned +3
#103 - Social anxiety? That's a load of bull shit you think anyone in…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2012 on Well... Thats not nice. 0
User avatar #104 - thedarkdefender (05/06/2012) [-]
Very inspiring words. I shall keep that in mind. Thank you. You seem to be a very wise person. I shall get laid!
User avatar #105 - jacksparojr (05/06/2012) [-]
I'd dishonor famiry if I wasn't I am asian after all, but I'm half redneck American so its like asshole in your face wisdom.


BTW one last thing there's a difference between confidence and bravado make sure you know where that line is
User avatar #106 - thedarkdefender (05/06/2012) [-]
I do. And I do not care about getting laid, love is all I have to give. Penis comes later.
User avatar #107 - jacksparojr (05/06/2012) [-]
THATS THE SPIRIT! Go out there and punch the world's face in the balls!
#96 - I'm a pretty ugly fucker with acne all over but I've been with…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/06/2012 on Well... Thats not nice. 0
User avatar #97 - thedarkdefender (05/06/2012) [-]
Well I guess I'm fucked. Stupid social anxiety
User avatar #103 - jacksparojr (05/06/2012) [-]
Social anxiety? That's a load of bull shit you think anyone in the 1800's had "social anxiety" its not a medical condition its a characteristic better yet its one you can change.

When you step out that door ready to face the next day all you need to do is say to yourself "I'm going to carpe the fuck out of this diem" and keep moving. Get up every day and you smile like a jack ass until you're face hurts because you're alive and that's your job you don't have the right to complain because it could be far worse and never forget that. Push your limits in everyway shape and form mentally, emotionally, physically. Put yourself in situations you would NEVER think to do and constantly work to make yourself better and think.....

"Every atomic vibration, every cell division, every genetic selection, every bit of human progress and learning, every war, every death, every birth, every action taken by anything ever has led to the moment you are in right now."


So what will you do with it?
User avatar #104 - thedarkdefender (05/06/2012) [-]
Very inspiring words. I shall keep that in mind. Thank you. You seem to be a very wise person. I shall get laid!
User avatar #105 - jacksparojr (05/06/2012) [-]
I'd dishonor famiry if I wasn't I am asian after all, but I'm half redneck American so its like asshole in your face wisdom.


BTW one last thing there's a difference between confidence and bravado make sure you know where that line is
User avatar #106 - thedarkdefender (05/06/2012) [-]
I do. And I do not care about getting laid, love is all I have to give. Penis comes later.
User avatar #107 - jacksparojr (05/06/2012) [-]
THATS THE SPIRIT! Go out there and punch the world's face in the balls!
#91 - The pus and shit is formed by a bacteria feeding off a secreti… 05/06/2012 on Well... Thats not nice. 0
#90 - Been doing that every night for 2 years doesn't do shit  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2012 on Well... Thats not nice. 0
User avatar #102 - icytime (05/06/2012) [-]
Aw thats too bad :S
#308 - >Be me 16 >finally gather courage to ask girl out I'… 05/06/2012 on Prom? +6
#224 - I downloaded Google Chrome for my dad a few months ago and tol…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2012 on Family Tech Support Kid... +20
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#238 - kievaughnb (05/05/2012) [-]
Google will still give you the doubleclick cookie on IE.
So you're getting tracked on both, just one is faster.
Chromium doesn't have the tracking, I believe.
#210 - My dad didn't have adobe PDF viewer installed on his computer … 05/04/2012 on Family Tech Support Kid... 0

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#14 - fuckingcheetah (09/17/2011) [-]
you got front page?
you got front page?
#15 to #15 - jacksparojr (09/17/2011) [-]
Damn right I did.
Damn right I did.
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User avatar #10 - CommandoBuffalo (08/15/2010) [-]
i want to look at de pornz
User avatar #11 to #11 - jacksparojr (09/05/2010) [-]
you will get the pornz laterz
User avatar #1 - CrownedClown (07/24/2010) [-]
dude i love your gwen pics,are you posting more?
User avatar #2 to #1 - jacksparojr (07/24/2010) [-]
hell yea and im finding the best ones i can find you know the high quality stuff all killer no filler
User avatar #3 to #2 - CrownedClown (07/24/2010) [-]
i wish there was a subscribe button here on FJ.
User avatar #4 to #3 - jacksparojr (07/25/2010) [-]
you and me both but i just added some recently and even a hot katara one
User avatar #5 to #4 - CrownedClown (07/25/2010) [-]
awesome.and were are you getting this pics?
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