Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

jacksparojr

Rank #9280 on Content
jacksparojr Avatar Level 246 Comments: Doinitrite
Offline
Send mail to jacksparojr Block jacksparojr Invite jacksparojr to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:2/25/2009
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Florida
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#9280
Comment Ranking:#10272
Highest Content Rank:#3231
Highest Comment Rank:#1688
Content Thumbs: 4020 total,  4470 ,  450
Comment Thumbs: 4714 total,  5614 ,  900
Content Level Progress: 15% (15/100)
Level 140 Content: Faptastic → Level 141 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 59% (59/100)
Level 246 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 247 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:7
Content Views:23650
Times Content Favorited:62 times
Total Comments Made:1539
FJ Points:9594

latest user's comments

#22503 - I need to make you mine  [+] (9 new replies) 08/08/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#22504 - thumbsforbums has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22505 - jacksparojr (08/08/2012) [-]
8-6-7-5-3-0-9
#22507 - thumbsforbums has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22516 - jacksparojr (08/08/2012) [-]
8-6-7-5-3-o-9
#22519 - thumbsforbums has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22533 - jacksparojr (08/09/2012) [-]
you don't know me but you make me so happy
#22534 - thumbsforbums has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22536 - jacksparojr (08/09/2012) [-]
I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed
#22542 - thumbsforbums has deleted their comment.
#22501 - who saw your name and number on the wall  [+] (11 new replies) 08/08/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#22502 - thumbsforbums has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22503 - jacksparojr (08/08/2012) [-]
I need to make you mine
#22504 - thumbsforbums has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22505 - jacksparojr (08/08/2012) [-]
8-6-7-5-3-0-9
#22507 - thumbsforbums has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22516 - jacksparojr (08/08/2012) [-]
8-6-7-5-3-o-9
#22519 - thumbsforbums has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22533 - jacksparojr (08/09/2012) [-]
you don't know me but you make me so happy
#22534 - thumbsforbums has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22536 - jacksparojr (08/09/2012) [-]
I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed
#22542 - thumbsforbums has deleted their comment.
#22499 - Can anyone recommend bands like Jet and Foo Fighters? I'm look…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #22610 - thecjss (08/09/2012) [-]
epoxies
phenomonauts
the soviettes

well they are not quite like jet/foo fighters
they are upbeat and fun for the most part
User avatar #22563 - lilbigjoethefool (08/09/2012) [-]
System of a Down, Linkin Park
User avatar #22541 - khzelda (08/09/2012) [-]
all time low
#22514 - divinity has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22640 - jacksparojr (08/09/2012) [-]
Already had the Black Keys, Queens Of The Stone Age, and Pearl jam but thanks for the other 2 bands they were pretty good
#22497 - You give me something I can hold onto  [+] (13 new replies) 08/08/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#22500 - thumbsforbums has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22501 - jacksparojr (08/08/2012) [-]
who saw your name and number on the wall
#22502 - thumbsforbums has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22503 - jacksparojr (08/08/2012) [-]
I need to make you mine
#22504 - thumbsforbums has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22505 - jacksparojr (08/08/2012) [-]
8-6-7-5-3-0-9
#22507 - thumbsforbums has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22516 - jacksparojr (08/08/2012) [-]
8-6-7-5-3-o-9
#22519 - thumbsforbums has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22533 - jacksparojr (08/09/2012) [-]
you don't know me but you make me so happy
#22534 - thumbsforbums has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22536 - jacksparojr (08/09/2012) [-]
I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed
#22542 - thumbsforbums has deleted their comment.
#22496 - Here's a tip DON'T SUCK in all seriousness youtube is not … 08/08/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#36 - What irks me is the fact he's wearing shorts on a motorcycle. …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2012 on No fucks in sight 0
User avatar #58 - VechasSa (08/08/2012) [-]
That's a good point too. Hell I have to be careful not to burn myself even wearing jeans.
User avatar #63 - jacksparojr (08/09/2012) [-]
well I'm usually wearing boots, high socks, and jeans so it'll feel like touching the hood of a hot car in the summer but no real damage
#22487 - It would suck to just have the one time when your mind decides… 08/08/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +6
#22483 - I've got a pink floyd t-shirt I never wear because I don't rea… 08/08/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +3
#22481 - Really? it seems like ever single time I turn on the radio I h… 08/08/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#36 - could someone make that into a TOO THE FRONT PAGE gif? 08/08/2012 on Adios bitches -3
#32 - For you good sir 08/07/2012 on Best title in the world. 0
#219 - Do you still live in Russia now?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2012 on BOOBIES +1
User avatar #220 - Hreidmar (08/07/2012) [-]
No. America. I like it far more.
#216 - Fear isn't my problem that's all worked out and I live for the…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2012 on BOOBIES +1
User avatar #217 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
Well, with the girl I'd talked about, we got married... about 4 years into our marriage, we were very happy, but also very poor. I couldn't find much of a good job in Russia because that was the time of the Soviet collapse and everything was shit, and she was in the same situation. But she always wanted to go away from the crumbling and failing Leningrad, and she was becoming extremely depressed. So one night, when she came back from her shit factory job, she found us packed and ready to go... I'd sold my piano and my collection of rare sheet music and bought us tickets to Yalta (which is basically the little peninsula that's Russia's beaches. Really quite a nice place.) We stayed there for a few nights. It was the happiest she'd ever been up to that point.
User avatar #219 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
Do you still live in Russia now?
User avatar #220 - Hreidmar (08/07/2012) [-]
No. America. I like it far more.
#214 - ....................weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell **** I hav…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/06/2012 on BOOBIES +1
User avatar #215 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
I have plenty of stories, but I suppose the most useful to you would be a tip... don't be afraid to go all out. It's surprising, but some girls to appreciate stuff that's dismissed as pathetically hopelessly romantic and nowadays gets denoted as the sign of a faggot.

Also, I'm 43, and you're significantly younger. You'll probably top me at some point.
User avatar #216 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
Fear isn't my problem that's all worked out and I live for the grand gestures my only obstacle is resources but one of my favorite things is to listen to other people's stories please I'd love to hear anything else you may have
User avatar #217 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
Well, with the girl I'd talked about, we got married... about 4 years into our marriage, we were very happy, but also very poor. I couldn't find much of a good job in Russia because that was the time of the Soviet collapse and everything was shit, and she was in the same situation. But she always wanted to go away from the crumbling and failing Leningrad, and she was becoming extremely depressed. So one night, when she came back from her shit factory job, she found us packed and ready to go... I'd sold my piano and my collection of rare sheet music and bought us tickets to Yalta (which is basically the little peninsula that's Russia's beaches. Really quite a nice place.) We stayed there for a few nights. It was the happiest she'd ever been up to that point.
User avatar #219 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
Do you still live in Russia now?
User avatar #220 - Hreidmar (08/07/2012) [-]
No. America. I like it far more.
#212 - For my first I had to date her in secret so I skipped school a…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/06/2012 on BOOBIES 0
User avatar #213 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
I have no limits... I was not a strong man in university (in Russia.) My intended confessed that a wish of hers was to have a man carry her across one of the bridges of St. Petersburg and up to her apartment to a romantic setting (6 flights.) I worked out for 6 months, and then I met her coming from work one day. I had one of my good friends play a romantic tune from Mahler's 9th symphony on the violin as I picked her up (she was probably around 50 kilograms) and carried her across the bridge and up to her apartment, where I'd used most of my monthly allowance on her favourite flowers, and I decorated her apartment and bedroom with them. I carried her for almost one kilometer and up six flights of stairs.

She became my wife for the next 18 years.

Check.
#214 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
....................weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell shit I have nothing to top that you win this game good sir. I would love to hear any more stories you'd be willing to share with me
User avatar #215 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
I have plenty of stories, but I suppose the most useful to you would be a tip... don't be afraid to go all out. It's surprising, but some girls to appreciate stuff that's dismissed as pathetically hopelessly romantic and nowadays gets denoted as the sign of a faggot.

Also, I'm 43, and you're significantly younger. You'll probably top me at some point.
User avatar #216 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
Fear isn't my problem that's all worked out and I live for the grand gestures my only obstacle is resources but one of my favorite things is to listen to other people's stories please I'd love to hear anything else you may have
User avatar #217 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
Well, with the girl I'd talked about, we got married... about 4 years into our marriage, we were very happy, but also very poor. I couldn't find much of a good job in Russia because that was the time of the Soviet collapse and everything was shit, and she was in the same situation. But she always wanted to go away from the crumbling and failing Leningrad, and she was becoming extremely depressed. So one night, when she came back from her shit factory job, she found us packed and ready to go... I'd sold my piano and my collection of rare sheet music and bought us tickets to Yalta (which is basically the little peninsula that's Russia's beaches. Really quite a nice place.) We stayed there for a few nights. It was the happiest she'd ever been up to that point.
User avatar #219 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
Do you still live in Russia now?
User avatar #220 - Hreidmar (08/07/2012) [-]
No. America. I like it far more.
#210 - Well I mean I joke and all but I really do think the same way …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/06/2012 on BOOBIES +1
User avatar #211 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
I could challenge you. For my first intended I wrote a collection of various poems in 5 languages. I learned one specifically for her.
User avatar #212 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
For my first I had to date her in secret so I skipped school and set up the most beautiful pick-nic in the park near our school in a scenic hidden clearing in the forest with music, food, and flowers. We danced to Thin Lizzy - Dancing in the moonlight and shared our first kiss to Bryan Adams - Can't stop this thing we started.


.....your move
User avatar #213 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
I have no limits... I was not a strong man in university (in Russia.) My intended confessed that a wish of hers was to have a man carry her across one of the bridges of St. Petersburg and up to her apartment to a romantic setting (6 flights.) I worked out for 6 months, and then I met her coming from work one day. I had one of my good friends play a romantic tune from Mahler's 9th symphony on the violin as I picked her up (she was probably around 50 kilograms) and carried her across the bridge and up to her apartment, where I'd used most of my monthly allowance on her favourite flowers, and I decorated her apartment and bedroom with them. I carried her for almost one kilometer and up six flights of stairs.

She became my wife for the next 18 years.

Check.
#214 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
....................weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell shit I have nothing to top that you win this game good sir. I would love to hear any more stories you'd be willing to share with me
User avatar #215 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
I have plenty of stories, but I suppose the most useful to you would be a tip... don't be afraid to go all out. It's surprising, but some girls to appreciate stuff that's dismissed as pathetically hopelessly romantic and nowadays gets denoted as the sign of a faggot.

Also, I'm 43, and you're significantly younger. You'll probably top me at some point.
User avatar #216 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
Fear isn't my problem that's all worked out and I live for the grand gestures my only obstacle is resources but one of my favorite things is to listen to other people's stories please I'd love to hear anything else you may have
User avatar #217 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
Well, with the girl I'd talked about, we got married... about 4 years into our marriage, we were very happy, but also very poor. I couldn't find much of a good job in Russia because that was the time of the Soviet collapse and everything was shit, and she was in the same situation. But she always wanted to go away from the crumbling and failing Leningrad, and she was becoming extremely depressed. So one night, when she came back from her shit factory job, she found us packed and ready to go... I'd sold my piano and my collection of rare sheet music and bought us tickets to Yalta (which is basically the little peninsula that's Russia's beaches. Really quite a nice place.) We stayed there for a few nights. It was the happiest she'd ever been up to that point.
User avatar #219 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
Do you still live in Russia now?
User avatar #220 - Hreidmar (08/07/2012) [-]
No. America. I like it far more.
#206 - I'm only 16 but the one advantage I have over you is I can …  [+] (11 new replies) 08/06/2012 on BOOBIES +1
User avatar #208 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
If you can get them, good on you, mate. I always chose people I wanted to be with... 3 women, in my entire life. But I worked hard for everyone of them, elaborate courtship, etc. And each time was the best time in my life. I don't regret a thing.
User avatar #210 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
Well I mean I joke and all but I really do think the same way hell it would be easy for me to fuck any random slut I could find but I don't really want that and believe me when it comes to elaborate over the top gestures there's no one better than me
User avatar #211 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
I could challenge you. For my first intended I wrote a collection of various poems in 5 languages. I learned one specifically for her.
User avatar #212 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
For my first I had to date her in secret so I skipped school and set up the most beautiful pick-nic in the park near our school in a scenic hidden clearing in the forest with music, food, and flowers. We danced to Thin Lizzy - Dancing in the moonlight and shared our first kiss to Bryan Adams - Can't stop this thing we started.


.....your move
User avatar #213 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
I have no limits... I was not a strong man in university (in Russia.) My intended confessed that a wish of hers was to have a man carry her across one of the bridges of St. Petersburg and up to her apartment to a romantic setting (6 flights.) I worked out for 6 months, and then I met her coming from work one day. I had one of my good friends play a romantic tune from Mahler's 9th symphony on the violin as I picked her up (she was probably around 50 kilograms) and carried her across the bridge and up to her apartment, where I'd used most of my monthly allowance on her favourite flowers, and I decorated her apartment and bedroom with them. I carried her for almost one kilometer and up six flights of stairs.

She became my wife for the next 18 years.

Check.
#214 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
....................weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell shit I have nothing to top that you win this game good sir. I would love to hear any more stories you'd be willing to share with me
User avatar #215 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
I have plenty of stories, but I suppose the most useful to you would be a tip... don't be afraid to go all out. It's surprising, but some girls to appreciate stuff that's dismissed as pathetically hopelessly romantic and nowadays gets denoted as the sign of a faggot.

Also, I'm 43, and you're significantly younger. You'll probably top me at some point.
User avatar #216 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
Fear isn't my problem that's all worked out and I live for the grand gestures my only obstacle is resources but one of my favorite things is to listen to other people's stories please I'd love to hear anything else you may have
User avatar #217 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
Well, with the girl I'd talked about, we got married... about 4 years into our marriage, we were very happy, but also very poor. I couldn't find much of a good job in Russia because that was the time of the Soviet collapse and everything was shit, and she was in the same situation. But she always wanted to go away from the crumbling and failing Leningrad, and she was becoming extremely depressed. So one night, when she came back from her shit factory job, she found us packed and ready to go... I'd sold my piano and my collection of rare sheet music and bought us tickets to Yalta (which is basically the little peninsula that's Russia's beaches. Really quite a nice place.) We stayed there for a few nights. It was the happiest she'd ever been up to that point.
User avatar #219 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
Do you still live in Russia now?
User avatar #220 - Hreidmar (08/07/2012) [-]
No. America. I like it far more.
#81 - sure man small tits can be great as long as they're perky. Eve…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/06/2012 on BOOBIES +8
User avatar #89 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
I've led a long life, mate. I've seen many boob... nah, never mind. Very few. But the ones I've liked were smaller, perky ones.
User avatar #206 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
I'm only 16 but the one advantage I have over you is I can fuck a 16 year old girl and get high fived for it ;)
User avatar #208 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
If you can get them, good on you, mate. I always chose people I wanted to be with... 3 women, in my entire life. But I worked hard for everyone of them, elaborate courtship, etc. And each time was the best time in my life. I don't regret a thing.
User avatar #210 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
Well I mean I joke and all but I really do think the same way hell it would be easy for me to fuck any random slut I could find but I don't really want that and believe me when it comes to elaborate over the top gestures there's no one better than me
User avatar #211 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
I could challenge you. For my first intended I wrote a collection of various poems in 5 languages. I learned one specifically for her.
User avatar #212 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
For my first I had to date her in secret so I skipped school and set up the most beautiful pick-nic in the park near our school in a scenic hidden clearing in the forest with music, food, and flowers. We danced to Thin Lizzy - Dancing in the moonlight and shared our first kiss to Bryan Adams - Can't stop this thing we started.


.....your move
User avatar #213 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
I have no limits... I was not a strong man in university (in Russia.) My intended confessed that a wish of hers was to have a man carry her across one of the bridges of St. Petersburg and up to her apartment to a romantic setting (6 flights.) I worked out for 6 months, and then I met her coming from work one day. I had one of my good friends play a romantic tune from Mahler's 9th symphony on the violin as I picked her up (she was probably around 50 kilograms) and carried her across the bridge and up to her apartment, where I'd used most of my monthly allowance on her favourite flowers, and I decorated her apartment and bedroom with them. I carried her for almost one kilometer and up six flights of stairs.

She became my wife for the next 18 years.

Check.
#214 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
....................weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell shit I have nothing to top that you win this game good sir. I would love to hear any more stories you'd be willing to share with me
User avatar #215 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
I have plenty of stories, but I suppose the most useful to you would be a tip... don't be afraid to go all out. It's surprising, but some girls to appreciate stuff that's dismissed as pathetically hopelessly romantic and nowadays gets denoted as the sign of a faggot.

Also, I'm 43, and you're significantly younger. You'll probably top me at some point.
User avatar #216 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
Fear isn't my problem that's all worked out and I live for the grand gestures my only obstacle is resources but one of my favorite things is to listen to other people's stories please I'd love to hear anything else you may have
User avatar #217 - Hreidmar (08/06/2012) [-]
Well, with the girl I'd talked about, we got married... about 4 years into our marriage, we were very happy, but also very poor. I couldn't find much of a good job in Russia because that was the time of the Soviet collapse and everything was shit, and she was in the same situation. But she always wanted to go away from the crumbling and failing Leningrad, and she was becoming extremely depressed. So one night, when she came back from her shit factory job, she found us packed and ready to go... I'd sold my piano and my collection of rare sheet music and bought us tickets to Yalta (which is basically the little peninsula that's Russia's beaches. Really quite a nice place.) We stayed there for a few nights. It was the happiest she'd ever been up to that point.
User avatar #219 - jacksparojr (08/06/2012) [-]
Do you still live in Russia now?
User avatar #220 - Hreidmar (08/07/2012) [-]
No. America. I like it far more.
#127 - think about it think REAAAAAAL hard what position is the camer…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2012 on Water -6
#170 - wrpen (08/05/2012) [-]
I can't think of any FPS' that use a top-down camera view...
#166 - As a guy in your 40's or higher if you make shorts, white sock… 08/05/2012 on Men -1
#59 - YES SOMEONE MAKE THAT! 08/05/2012 on McDonalds from China +3
#122 - Comment deleted 08/05/2012 on Mother of god 0
#121 - Wow that's weird I'm an engineering and robotics student curre… 08/05/2012 on How to stay in shape +3
#282 - You're above average which makes the internet jump on you like… 08/03/2012 on Skype calls +3
#216 - David Thorne is still the king of photoshop trolling 08/02/2012 on Mexican Lady 0

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#14 - fuckingcheetah (09/17/2011) [-]
you got front page?
you got front page?
#15 to #15 - jacksparojr (09/17/2011) [-]
Damn right I did.
Damn right I did.
#12 - psycoone **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#13 to #13 - psycoone **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #10 - CommandoBuffalo (08/15/2010) [-]
i want to look at de pornz
User avatar #11 to #11 - jacksparojr (09/05/2010) [-]
you will get the pornz laterz
User avatar #1 - CrownedClown (07/24/2010) [-]
dude i love your gwen pics,are you posting more?
User avatar #2 to #1 - jacksparojr (07/24/2010) [-]
hell yea and im finding the best ones i can find you know the high quality stuff all killer no filler
User avatar #3 to #2 - CrownedClown (07/24/2010) [-]
i wish there was a subscribe button here on FJ.
User avatar #4 to #3 - jacksparojr (07/25/2010) [-]
you and me both but i just added some recently and even a hot katara one
User avatar #5 to #4 - CrownedClown (07/25/2010) [-]
awesome.and were are you getting this pics?
 Friends (0)