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Date Signed Up:5/14/2011
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#754 - It's like djent style metal. Fast, articulate, and very heavy.… 06/15/2012 on Ridiculously Photogenic... 0
#753 - I, too, play Jacksons :) if my user name didn't give it away haha  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2012 on Ridiculously Photogenic... +2
User avatar #758 - hellsangel (06/15/2012) [-]
The one I got autographed is a Jackson. I don't know the exact model though. Right now I play BC Rich Warlock
#759 - jacksonguitarist (06/15/2012) [-]
I don't really like playing on BC Rich but they come up with some pretty cool body styles lol. You can't go wrong with an Ibanez, either.
#755 - baitak (06/15/2012) [-]
:P
#756 - jacksonguitarist (06/15/2012) [-]
I mainly use the JS32R drinky in Drop B and my cheaper JSsomething Rhoads body style for Drop C. Love them man :)
#760 - baitak (06/15/2012) [-]
I use my King V for standard/dropp d/ drop c#
I use my Schecter riot 6 for everything else
#65 - Wasn't this clip on The Ring? 06/14/2012 on Would you still litter? 0
#18 - ha, I actually chuckled at your comment. 06/14/2012 on Seems like Feels are... 0
#13 - But underneath the feels posts... Bendingtime is making a come…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2012 on Seems like Feels are... 0
#21 - mrsuo (06/14/2012) [-]
But, that's because we have new episodes every weekend!
User avatar #16 - rejectyd (06/14/2012) [-]
Someones bending feels and it's super effective.
#18 - jacksonguitarist (06/14/2012) [-]
ha, I actually chuckled at your comment.
#74 - Ah, yeah I see that you're just copy/pasting like waffiers sa… 06/14/2012 on Horrors of /b/ 0
#71 - Dude, you sound ******* retarded. Just quit befor…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2012 on Horrors of /b/ +1
User avatar #73 - mrdark (06/14/2012) [-]
I don't give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on
me to be there to bring your ****ing life to a hellish end. I'll put
you in so much ****ing pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a
cross in the desert look like a ****ing back massage on a tropical
island. I don't give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you
are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ****ing guns you own
to protect yourself. I'll ****ing show up at your house when you
aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the
water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your
gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start
stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll
have a ****ing heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart
operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under
in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor.
When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking
time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully
from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the
hospital to go home I'll run you over with my ****ing car out of no
where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ****ing
destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a
great ****ing length to make sure your last remaining days are spent
in a living, breathing ****ing hell. It's too late to save yourself,
but don't bother committing suicide either... I'll ****ing resuscitate
you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to
hell, population: you
#74 - jacksonguitarist (06/14/2012) [-]
Ah, yeah I see that you're just copy/pasting like waffiers said.
By the way, those original posts weren't even scary then, let alone inside of FJ where every other user thinks they're the perfect example of a human. More of something to laugh at, then anything.
#141 - Favorite as in one band in particular? Man that's not easy. Fo…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2012 on Ridiculously Photogenic... +3
User avatar #728 - hellsangel (06/14/2012) [-]
I've never heard them @_@
#754 - jacksonguitarist (06/15/2012) [-]
It's like djent style metal. Fast, articulate, and very heavy. I got to meet the guitarist, Marc. He's a really awesome dude.
#3 - Picture 06/10/2012 on Manly tears 0
#1 - This should be on the Morbid-Channel, what the hell. 06/10/2012 on Didn't see that coming -1
#104 - That's kinda true lol, it was an emotional rollercoaster after… 06/10/2012 on But they weren't.... 0
#151 - Who are you to tell me that I don't help people? I'm talking a… 06/10/2012 on Pretending 0
#138 - These people aren't looking for help, they're looking for othe…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Pretending 0
#145 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
I understand if they would like to chose to have a social life then they need to go out and get one. but your right you arent ignorant. just someone who has the same problem he has. that is why you down on people that are possibly hundreds of miles away without even knowing their face. you do not help people. in anyway as you stated as a "like a fucking religion" when you not even know of your own religion. which is most likely self narcissism.
I still wish you the best. like i said have a nice day.
#151 - jacksonguitarist (06/10/2012) [-]
Who are you to tell me that I don't help people? I'm talking about in my community and my family. I talk people out of stupid things just to show them that tomorrow can be 100x better than today and yesterday. I believe in bettering yourself at any cost. There is no point to go through life unhappy, not to mention a constant unhappiness is a great way for those around you to disappear in fear of going down with you. Your responses make absolutely no sense and I'm done talking to you about something you clearly have no clue about, especially posting as an Anon.
Stating that I don't know my religion IS an ignorant thing to say. I don't have a religion. To be honest, I don't care about anyone's religious beliefs. I find that I am happier living by my own morals and beliefs than following anyone else's. "Like a fucking religion" was obviously used as a metaphor that you, for some reason, couldn't pick up.
#76 - One of the overall saddest movies ever  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2012 on But they weren't.... +5
#95 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
But also one of the overall happiest movies ever
#104 - jacksonguitarist (06/10/2012) [-]
That's kinda true lol, it was an emotional rollercoaster after the halfway point.
#113 - Well if you would go out and make friends, you would matter to…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Pretending -1
#131 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
You sir are ingorant. filled with envy that someone has hopes for themselfs when they are down. needing the support of others around them. it is why the world can never be a peace oasis of freedom. where we can shake hands as a beginning and start a new with all the world in unity. im sorry you feel this way towards people. and as for friends? buddha the teacher of christ was a loner. he left his palace to go out and find out why there is so much hate in the world. so much disease. so much curse. a womens first son had died and so she brought him to buddha. buddha then said give ment mustard seeds from a house that has NEVER seen death. she went door to door no one had any it was all " my sister had passed, my mother passed " and so on. she then brought returned to buddha and said. i understand your teachings. this is story of how a mother how cared so much for her first son she did everything in her power to help him. even though its about how life is life death is death. it stil shows how we should help those in need.

May your life be filled with that of a thousand joys. have a nice day.
#138 - jacksonguitarist (06/10/2012) [-]
These people aren't looking for help, they're looking for other to feel bad about them. How am I ignorant? I help people day in and day out like a fucking religion. I have very honest sympathy for those in need and I do my best to go out of my way to help people who want and need help. But these people think their lives are so bad because mommy and daddy won't buy them the brand new iPad. They refuse to leave the house and meet people, instead they sit on here and feel bad for themselves. They feel bad that they don't have a girlfriend or any close friends outside of whatever RPG they prefer to play. I get so annoyed knowing that instead of trying to improve themselves, they sit down and accept unhappiness.
#145 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
I understand if they would like to chose to have a social life then they need to go out and get one. but your right you arent ignorant. just someone who has the same problem he has. that is why you down on people that are possibly hundreds of miles away without even knowing their face. you do not help people. in anyway as you stated as a "like a fucking religion" when you not even know of your own religion. which is most likely self narcissism.
I still wish you the best. like i said have a nice day.
#151 - jacksonguitarist (06/10/2012) [-]
Who are you to tell me that I don't help people? I'm talking about in my community and my family. I talk people out of stupid things just to show them that tomorrow can be 100x better than today and yesterday. I believe in bettering yourself at any cost. There is no point to go through life unhappy, not to mention a constant unhappiness is a great way for those around you to disappear in fear of going down with you. Your responses make absolutely no sense and I'm done talking to you about something you clearly have no clue about, especially posting as an Anon.
Stating that I don't know my religion IS an ignorant thing to say. I don't have a religion. To be honest, I don't care about anyone's religious beliefs. I find that I am happier living by my own morals and beliefs than following anyone else's. "Like a fucking religion" was obviously used as a metaphor that you, for some reason, couldn't pick up.
#63 - **jacksonguitarist rolled a random image posted in comment #… 06/10/2012 on 50 Shades of Party in Aisle 15 0
#151 - I read the whole ******* thing with a Russian acc… 06/10/2012 on creepy myths 5 (rp) +4
#465 - You're welcome. Actually, anon has a good point above me. I fi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on Girlfriends +4
User avatar #469 - bambambaby (06/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, I was going to reply but I figured it'd be pointless. I never really looked at it like that. :P
#455 - I've always been ok with my girlfriends watching porn without …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Girlfriends +2
User avatar #459 - bambambaby (06/10/2012) [-]
Hmm, good point. Thanks. :)
#465 - jacksonguitarist (06/10/2012) [-]
You're welcome. Actually, anon has a good point above me. I find that after being relieved of that sexual tension, it's easier to spend time with my girl and actually go out and do shit instead of just wanting sex.
User avatar #469 - bambambaby (06/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, I was going to reply but I figured it'd be pointless. I never really looked at it like that. :P
#454 - I was looking in the dark picture and when I saw the eyes I ho… 06/10/2012 on Girlfriends +1
#128 - It's because the internet is the one place they can act like t… 06/10/2012 on The original ending +2
#73 - ******* nice roll. 06/10/2012 on Talk about patience for a joke +10
#171 - I'm 21 and I don't really remember Kratts' Creatures although … 06/09/2012 on childhood +8
#271 - It just sounds like you have a hilarious lisp if you say all o… 06/09/2012 on Thor +1
#213 - **jacksonguitarist rolls 47** 06/09/2012 on Saved +3
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