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jackmanagan

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:10/09/2013
Last Login:7/02/2015
Location:North Dakota dont envy me
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#5 - PS i can suck my own  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2015 on New Tales from the FJ Skype... 0
User avatar #7 - posttwo (07/02/2015) [-]
oops i copy pasted again
#6 - posttwo has deleted their comment.
#4 - i forgot about that coma good times  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on New Tales from the FJ Skype... +1
User avatar #9 - katiamanagen (07/02/2015) [-]
opened up other browser by mistake
noticed i was logged in alt account

thumbed myself up

feelsgoodman
#3 - my chat hahahahahahaha 07/02/2015 on New Tales from the FJ Skype... 0
#1469 - **jackmanagan used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"** **jackmanagan rolls… 07/01/2015 on jackmanagan's profile 0
#38 - considering you gotta get on yer tippy toes to dip yer hands i…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2015 on Foreign sports... +1
#41 - papafrank (06/30/2015) [-]
I'll still toss you around, u piece of shit.
#22 - says you  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Chris Tucker +8
User avatar #24 - assassindash (06/28/2015) [-]
Well, barbie gets more than me, so I guess that makes sense.
#19 - >> #16 , step 1. have a handsome penis. and …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Chris Tucker +6
User avatar #21 - assassindash (06/28/2015) [-]
Advice tips are a lot better than barbed tips.
#22 - jackmanagan (06/28/2015) [-]
says you
User avatar #24 - assassindash (06/28/2015) [-]
Well, barbie gets more than me, so I guess that makes sense.
User avatar #20 - mudkipfucker (06/28/2015) [-]
i can confirm this is all true
#29 - big kitty cocks! 06/28/2015 on Wendy's +4
#57 - Picture 06/28/2015 on Maybe I do want a son +2
#373 - my new ringtone 06/27/2015 on Mods make you vocaroos +1

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#1463 - jackmanagan (06/23/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jackmanagan
FJ's fw my posts
User avatar #1471 - gugek (07/03/2015) [-]
Have a great day jack you deserve it!
User avatar #1470 - froot ONLINE (07/02/2015) [-]
you are a walking health hazard, good sir.
User avatar #1469 - jackmanagan (07/01/2015) [-]
**jackmanagan used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**jackmanagan rolls 8,729**
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User avatar #1465 - darealmcfanyt (06/25/2015) [-]
I bet u kiss dogs faggot
#1460 - jackmaccone ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
hey hun or not hun, i wanted to know if you got kik ?
User avatar #1461 to #1460 - jackmanagan (06/22/2015) [-]
i do not actually
User avatar #1462 to #1461 - jackmaccone ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
i cry everytime sweetie
#1444 - jackmaccone ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
hey gurrl heyyy i don't want to brag but i painted my room with the carpet still in it
User avatar #1445 to #1444 - jackmanagan (06/19/2015) [-]
big deal. come back to me when you cook bacon at 3am naked and receive no burns
#1446 to #1445 - jackmaccone ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
what are you ? casul ?

i cook like this everytime, and try that with fries
User avatar #1447 to #1446 - jackmanagan (06/19/2015) [-]
Using a fork to flip the bacon?
Holding said fork between your dicklips?
I think not!
User avatar #1448 to #1447 - jackmaccone ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
of course it's all about the technique, i was nimble and quick so i have not burned my dick

but wait, you are a girl right ?
User avatar #1449 to #1448 - jackmanagan (06/19/2015) [-]
im not allowed to answer than question jack
User avatar #1450 to #1449 - jackmaccone ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
but why ?

we are friends don't you knoooww ?
User avatar #1451 to #1450 - jackmanagan (06/19/2015) [-]
because profile info there for all to see
User avatar #1452 to #1451 - jackmaccone ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
oh there it is, BUT WAIT

you once uploaded a beautiful girl and you said it was you
#1453 to #1452 - jackmanagan (06/19/2015) [-]
you remember that?

well maybe it is, maybe it isnt.

either way id rather not have 200 people hitting on me ^-^

so i put male down for sure
User avatar #1454 to #1453 - jackmaccone ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
of course i remember that, but "professor oak" are you a boy or a girl ?

this is confusing, but still is there any name of her ?

only if it's not you, and only because i want to know it
User avatar #1459 to #1455 - felex (06/20/2015) [-]
You called?
User avatar #1456 to #1455 - jackmaccone ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
thanks, but are you a boy or a girl

should i be in jolly cooperation mode or awkward silence mode ?
User avatar #1457 to #1456 - jackmanagan (06/19/2015) [-]
jolly awkward-ship
#1458 to #1457 - jackmaccone ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
man please don't make this so hard.

i am confused and saaaaddd
#1443 - giffythetoad (06/17/2015) [-]
Stop hating on yourself. You're beautiful.
Stop hating on yourself. You're beautiful.
User avatar #1429 to #1428 - jackmanagan (06/16/2015) [-]
i hate whoreish stuff. but i love creampies..
#1430 to #1429 - giffythetoad (06/16/2015) [-]
Me likey da cream too
Me likey da cream too
User avatar #1431 to #1430 - jackmanagan (06/16/2015) [-]
u stop mister.

im a little elevated and am easily turned on like this.
#1433 to #1432 - jackmanagan (06/16/2015) [-]
This is what your doing to me you slut.   
   
stop it before i had 30 tabs open and am trying to sext with anyone
This is what your doing to me you slut.

stop it before i had 30 tabs open and am trying to sext with anyone
#1434 to #1433 - giffythetoad (06/16/2015) [-]
Your lips say no, but your body is telling me yes :3   
   
Are you suuuuure you want me to stop, or are you just trying to play innocent? ;)
Your lips say no, but your body is telling me yes :3

Are you suuuuure you want me to stop, or are you just trying to play innocent? ;)
User avatar #1435 to #1434 - jackmanagan (06/16/2015) [-]
You stfu

Go play in traffic frogger

Or message mme on skype lol
User avatar #1436 to #1435 - giffythetoad (06/16/2015) [-]
Damn, I miss playing Frogger. Used to play all those oldschool Atari games back in highschool.

I don't like to use Skype. Do you have Steam? :3 You need to login to view this link
User avatar #1438 to #1436 - jackmanagan (06/16/2015) [-]
That and i dont know it lol
User avatar #1439 to #1438 - giffythetoad (06/16/2015) [-]
You...don't know your Steam account? .-.
User avatar #1440 to #1439 - jackmanagan (06/16/2015) [-]
i can get into it. i dont know which name it shows anymore for adding purposes
User avatar #1441 to #1440 - giffythetoad (06/16/2015) [-]
Do you use it still, or is it just like some dummy account you keep for when people like me come along?
User avatar #1442 to #1441 - jackmanagan (06/16/2015) [-]
hit and miss. i used to play some free games. but my pc is getting extra ****** these days
User avatar #1437 to #1436 - jackmanagan (06/16/2015) [-]
That was nasty man

and yeah pm me yer name i dont give my steam publicly
User avatar #1423 - Sperit ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
**Sperit throws ur skooms in the trash**
User avatar #1425 to #1424 - Sperit ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
**Sperit gives you a healthy salad**
User avatar #1411 - Sperit ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
Kitty
User avatar #1413 to #1412 - Sperit ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
how u?
User avatar #1414 to #1413 - jackmanagan (06/12/2015) [-]
salright


you?
User avatar #1415 to #1414 - Sperit ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
got home from work
guy i work with is a lil annoying and he keeps trying to rip off the boss who is my uncle
but he can be ok
User avatar #1416 to #1415 - jackmanagan (06/12/2015) [-]
id be pissed
User avatar #1417 to #1416 - Sperit ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
he is dating the HR lady who signs my checks and i get a little extra
also he has kids and id be hard to ruin things for them
when i quit ill tell boss but not now
User avatar #1418 to #1417 - jackmanagan (06/12/2015) [-]
youre worried about his family when hes trying to steal from yours?

donno man
#1419 to #1418 - Sperit ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
yee but i don't know man
i ant no snitch
also they are not even american citizens
i might tell when i quit
User avatar #1420 to #1419 - jackmanagan (06/12/2015) [-]
i didnt say call the cops

the alien aspect makes it even worse.

they think they tricking dumb american
User avatar #1421 to #1420 - Sperit ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
true
id tell when i quit in a few months
i wanna gather more evidence
#1407 - papafrank (06/12/2015) [-]
I'm gonna have to use this one day, that day will be awesome
User avatar #1408 to #1407 - jackmanagan (06/12/2015) [-]
well yer gunna have to beat thematthew to it.
#1406 - asotil (06/12/2015) [-]
Daily reminder
Daily reminder
User avatar #1403 to #1402 - jackmanagan (06/10/2015) [-]
froot

frank posted this for you
#1404 to #1403 - froot ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
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#1395 - psychadelicsnake (06/07/2015) [-]
jacky~
jacky~
User avatar #1396 to #1395 - jackmanagan (06/07/2015) [-]
you have my attention
#1397 to #1396 - psychadelicsnake (06/07/2015) [-]
we never talk anymore
we never talk anymore
User avatar #1398 to #1397 - jackmanagan (06/07/2015) [-]
im on skype, not fj
User avatar #1400 to #1399 - jackmanagan (06/07/2015) [-]
so get skype
add me
Jack.Managan

talking will commence
User avatar #1401 to #1400 - psychadelicsnake (06/07/2015) [-]
im king tortuga dude
User avatar #1393 - ssjkirby ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
When did you crawl back out of your grave?
User avatar #1394 to #1393 - jackmanagan (06/07/2015) [-]
bored on the weekend
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