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|#10 - Grade A pussy right there.||07/22/2012 on title||+3|
|#495 - NO!, I'M MORTAL ENEMIES WITH THE ONE PONY THAT HAS THE SAME TA…||07/21/2012 on the birthday game||0|
|#16 - what iPhone theme is that?||07/17/2012 on oh dad||0|
|#32 - I actually made it last night, and damn it was good.||07/17/2012 on KFC I...||0|
|#2 - I'm not gonna take credit for this.......But i'm completely ta… [+] (1 new reply)||07/13/2012 on My childhood..||+1|
|#184 - fixed||07/06/2012 on it happens every day||+4|
|#2366 - Comment deleted||06/27/2012 on FJ WIN OF THE CENTURY...||0|
|#2345 - poop||06/27/2012 on FJ WIN OF THE CENTURY...||0|
|#2342 - **jackknife rolls 19** Listen I know it may sound a bit push… [+] (1 new reply)||06/27/2012 on FJ WIN OF THE CENTURY...||0|
|#2336 - wait for it!||06/27/2012 on FJ WIN OF THE CENTURY...||0|
|#2303 - **jackknife rolls 77** ok honestly, I've really wanted to ge… [+] (100 new replies)||06/27/2012 on FJ WIN OF THE CENTURY...||+3|
#2444 - cakelord (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakelord rolls 62** Sorry.. Sorry sorry sorry I'm being really strange, I'm really nervous, I've been wanting to do this for what feels like my whole life. My life started when I met you, everything about me changed that day. For the first time... I wanted to try anal.
#2406 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakefaceify rolls 30** Sorry.. Sorry sorry sorry I'm being really strange, I'm really nervous, I've been wanting to do this for what feels like my whole life. My life started when I met you, everything about me changed that day. For the first time... I wanted to try anal.
#2467 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakefaceify rolls 41** That wasn't me -_-
Come run away with me, it's all I ever wanted. We can start a life together, we can do everything together. We don't have to.. It's what I want, because I love you. What I want to do above all else.. is...
I can barely say it...
I want to smell your buttcrack.
#2482 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakefaceify rolls 86** Ignore that, it wasn't me.
You know I would live on your doorstep if you let me, just so I could be closer to you. I've dreamed of watching you sleep, and in those dreams you look perfect, but nowhere near as perfect as you do in person. I want to be in your butt.
#2494 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakefaceify rolls 11** Heh wasn't me who wrote that, idiot friends, got away from them now, sorry, that's why I took so long to say anything. I'm not kidding, I'm in love with you, I always have been. Ever since I saw you I wanted to just... Butter up that butt and lick it all off and stick my nose up there and just rub it around and... Ah... So perfect...
#2349 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakefaceify rolls 08** I hope you don't think I'm weird for this, I hope you think of me in the same way, closer. I've always felt a connection with you, I'm not trying to trick you or pull a nasty joke, and nobody put me up to this.. I just...
I want to be in you. You know?... In you.
|#324 - I'm sure Mel Gibson has experience, ask him.||05/07/2012 on troll dad||0|
|#12 - Discovered him about 2 weeks ago, found out he's brothers with… [+] (1 new reply)||05/01/2012 on Omnipony||0|
|#347 - **jackknife rolls 51,157** rollin||04/24/2012 on Why niggers scare me||0|
|#84 - All the doctors.......are terrorists! [+] (2 new replies)||04/22/2012 on Scumbag Doctor Comp #1||0|
|#81 - Thought I was reading Arabic for a second [+] (4 new replies)||04/22/2012 on Scumbag Doctor Comp #1||+4|
|#617 - Comment deleted||04/15/2012 on Sick||0|
|#5 - ...? [+] (2 new replies)||04/07/2012 on Batman||+11|
|#64 - fix'd [+] (2 new replies)||03/27/2012 on Better than time out||+21|
|#479 - Soooo he's playing dubstep||03/23/2012 on This song is for you||+7|
|#49 - I've done this once, and haven't tried to since. Not out of fe…||03/18/2012 on Vivid Dream.||+1|
|#85 - Just realized last slide is this.....wow I feel like a noob.||03/01/2012 on Gotta hand it to him||+2|
|#113 - "Oh sorry Champ I think I ate your chocolate squirrel."||02/24/2012 on CHOCOLATE BIRD!!!||+8|
|#54 - I was looking for the .gif of that but I couldn't find it!||02/22/2012 on The Rapists||0|
|#48 - thank you kind sir, I was freeballin' with that. The videos a… [+] (2 new replies)||02/22/2012 on The Rapists||+1|