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#49 - No clue, all I remember is that it is on a corner of a side-st… 08/18/2012 on So true :( 0
#23 - Got this at some small coffee shop in San Francisco, absolutel…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2012 on So true :( +7
User avatar #44 - iHAXnoobs (08/18/2012) [-]
Do you remember the name of the shop?
User avatar #49 - jackknife (08/18/2012) [-]
No clue, all I remember is that it is on a corner of a side-street across from a very nice apartment building. The apartment building overlook a park and some theaters though if that helps at all, so I think it's behind all of that.
User avatar #32 - angelojuusan (08/18/2012) [-]
Does this look like Instagram to you?
#8 - Comment deleted 08/18/2012 on jackknife's profile 0
#72 - ahhh boots,kick out of it..... :| 08/18/2012 on Wait for it... +1
#342 - Picture 08/09/2012 on well done /b/ +17
#10 - Grade A pussy right there. 07/22/2012 on title +3
#495 - NO!, I'M MORTAL ENEMIES WITH THE ONE PONY THAT HAS THE SAME TA… 07/21/2012 on the birthday game 0
#16 - what iPhone theme is that? 07/17/2012 on oh dad 0
#32 - I actually made it last night, and damn it was good. 07/17/2012 on KFC I... 0
#2 - I'm not gonna take credit for this.......But i'm completely ta…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2012 on My childhood.. +1
#3 - peterzegreek (07/13/2012) [-]
#184 - fixed 07/06/2012 on it happens every day +4
#2366 - Comment deleted 06/27/2012 on FJ WIN OF THE CENTURY... 0
#2345 - poop 06/27/2012 on FJ WIN OF THE CENTURY... 0
#2342 - **jackknife rolls 19** Listen I know it may sound a bit push…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2012 on FJ WIN OF THE CENTURY... 0
User avatar #2345 - jackknife (06/27/2012) [-]
poop
#2336 - wait for it! 06/27/2012 on FJ WIN OF THE CENTURY... 0
#2303 - **jackknife rolls 77** ok honestly, I've really wanted to ge…  [+] (100 new replies) 06/27/2012 on FJ WIN OF THE CENTURY... +3
#2339 - rbanh (06/27/2012) [-]
Here it is! what now?...
DUBS = REPLY
#2708 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
Purple line limit again! Gah! this one is further back though. I think I'll be heading off now, 4am.. But in all honesty, I would gladly dubs-wing-man for you again.
#2376 - zacherx (06/27/2012) [-]
**zacherx rolls 40** thats all you have to say?
User avatar #2375 - cakelord (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakelord rolls 33**
niggers. That is all.
#2397 - rbanh (06/27/2012) [-]
dont think she will respond to that... lol
Come on guys get me out of this hole D:
DUBS = What I say
User avatar #2615 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
perhaps you need to post the picture in a fresh spot... no one can reply to you...
User avatar #2631 - rbanh (06/27/2012) [-]
like where?
User avatar #2654 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
i dunno... somewhere in this thread with fewer purple lines?
#2661 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, too many lines there. Give us the reply, I can salvage it despite my terrible jokes!
#2660 - rbanh (06/27/2012) [-]
its over... she went offline and she probably wont respond to anymore
User avatar #2674 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
I tried... I really did...
#2665 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
Haahahhahahaahahahahahahhahaa sorry but that's kind of hilarious... Please. Set up a hidden camera on your person, and next time you see her, just raise an eyebrow and walk up to her slowly before pausing, staring her deep in the eye and saying...
..
"...Anal?"
#2676 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
You know I was actually trying to get you laid until you picked the wrong dubs ;P
User avatar #2689 - rbanh (06/27/2012) [-]
lmao lets try this with someone else... shall we?
User avatar #2542 - cakelord (06/27/2012) [-]
DUBS HAVE BEEN REACHED EVERYONE! STOP ROLLING FOR THIS ONE!
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#2548 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
Thanks for the support brethren!
#2518 - zacherx (06/27/2012) [-]
**zacherx rolls 09** sorry my cousin wrote that when i went to get a drink he thinks hes hilarious but hes not so could we talk about you and me?
User avatar #2516 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
**Sethorein rolls 99** I guess I kinda blew it there didn't I... stupid stupid >_< That is unless your eyes mistook Niggers for uhhh... "You're like totally awesome"... ya... that's plausible... physics, y'know?
User avatar #2537 - roflstorm (06/27/2012) [-]
smooooooth as sandpaper
User avatar #2545 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
I'm really trying to salvage this any way possible...
#2523 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
I already feckin rolled dubs, second time bitch!
User avatar #2517 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
FINALLY
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User avatar #2504 - cakelord (06/27/2012) [-]
I'm going to bed, BEST OF LUCK ALL! I'LL BE BACK TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED TOMORROW!!!!
#2510 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
BUT I ROLLED DUBS D:
DONT GO D:
#2501 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
My dubs are down there, replied to my own comments!
User avatar #2524 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
you lie! T_T Stop beating me for dubs!
#2535 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
MIIIIINE, TWICE NOW!
User avatar #2539 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
let's hope he sees mine first ;)
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User avatar #2490 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
**Sethorein rolls 01** listen, I've had my foot in my mouth all night... It's just that... I dunno, I've never done this before, I'm kinda nervous, y'know? Gah... I've probably already fucked everything up...
User avatar #2493 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
FUCKING HELL! I'm running out of good salvage lines!
#2489 - zacherx (06/27/2012) [-]
**zacherx rolls 49** please let me tongue your butthole
User avatar #2483 - cakelord (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakelord rolls 17**

I'm kidding! I'm actually gay :P
User avatar #2475 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
**Sethorein rolls 16** Is there any way to salvage this mess? :\
User avatar #2477 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
god damnit >_<
User avatar #2468 - cakelord (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakelord rolls 15** So, you watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?
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User avatar #2469 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
dude, change your sentence every time. That kind of spam is gay :\
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User avatar #2454 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
**Sethorein rolls 09** I am not a clever man... Can we uhh... start back at square one here...
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User avatar #2444 - cakelord (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakelord rolls 62** Sorry.. Sorry sorry sorry I'm being really strange, I'm really nervous, I've been wanting to do this for what feels like my whole life. My life started when I met you, everything about me changed that day. For the first time... I wanted to try anal.
User avatar #2443 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
**Sethorein rolls 61** that was my idiot [insert any relative of your choosing]... He/She always tries to mess me up when I try talking to a girl....
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#2422 - zacherx (06/27/2012) [-]
live by the sword and die by it this has probably happened before people must fail for others to win or else this would be the best way to get women
User avatar #2419 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
**Sethorein rolls 72** I am terrible under pressure o.o
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#2406 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakefaceify rolls 30** Sorry.. Sorry sorry sorry I'm being really strange, I'm really nervous, I've been wanting to do this for what feels like my whole life. My life started when I met you, everything about me changed that day. For the first time... I wanted to try anal.
#2433 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakefaceify rolls 09** I'm sorry, panicking a bit. You make me tremble.. I'm like a human vibrator, I promise I'll make you feel good.
#2449 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakefaceify rolls 87** Heh, sorry about that, I went for a glass of water and my dad came in, hilarious joke, really. Anyway, I'm not kidding, I've always had a thing for you... More than a thing.. And I want to put it in your butt.
#2467 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakefaceify rolls 41** That wasn't me -_-
Come run away with me, it's all I ever wanted. We can start a life together, we can do everything together. We don't have to.. It's what I want, because I love you. What I want to do above all else.. is...
I can barely say it...

I..


I want to smell your buttcrack.
#2482 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakefaceify rolls 86** Ignore that, it wasn't me.
You know I would live on your doorstep if you let me, just so I could be closer to you. I've dreamed of watching you sleep, and in those dreams you look perfect, but nowhere near as perfect as you do in person. I want to be in your butt.
#2494 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakefaceify rolls 11** Heh wasn't me who wrote that, idiot friends, got away from them now, sorry, that's why I took so long to say anything. I'm not kidding, I'm in love with you, I always have been. Ever since I saw you I wanted to just... Butter up that butt and lick it all off and stick my nose up there and just rub it around and... Ah... So perfect...
#2622 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakefaceify rolls 79** I know that's strange but I just can't lie to you, I really do love you, and I feel like I just have to be open about everything with you.

Did we just reach max purple lines by the way?
#2593 - rbanh (06/27/2012) [-]
I accidentally said the other dubs too so its weird...
User avatar #2566 - rbanh (06/27/2012) [-]
Fuck I MISSED IT!
User avatar #2533 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! T_T
User avatar #2528 - cakelord (06/27/2012) [-]
WINNER!!!!!
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#2414 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
Gosh darnit.
User avatar #2431 - cakelord (06/27/2012) [-]
Keep trying! I'll do the same comment to increase your odds!
User avatar #2404 - cakelord (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakelord rolls 02**
look, I'm sorry. my whore mum/mom got on the pc and tried to be funny. I skinned her alive, so now we can be together!
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User avatar #2377 - cakelord (06/27/2012) [-]
Damn it, that's rubbish. Sorry everyone.
User avatar #2385 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
what....what have you DONE?! >_<
User avatar #2395 - cakelord (06/27/2012) [-]
You can fix it!
#2381 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
God damn it man, I had so many good ones, but no dubs D:
User avatar #2390 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
what's the rule here cause I only comment once per request... are we allowed to spam dubs?
#2396 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
I don't see anything prohibiting it! :O
User avatar #2387 - cakelord (06/27/2012) [-]
I said sorry! Persevere though! I've had 2 dubs now, you'll get more!
#2401 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
I have more dastardly evil anal comments up my sleeve(bum?)! Just hope the conversation will last..
User avatar #2409 - cakelord (06/27/2012) [-]
Take the chance now! Noble sir!
#2423 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
Missed D:
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#2365 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakefaceify rolls 36** I know this is really strange.. I'm sorry about that, I'm really nervous. Thinking about you always makes me nervous, shaky in the knees you know...
and hard in the cockles.
#2374 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakefaceify rolls 15** Heeeehehehehe awkward I know.. Sorry... I just really want to be with you, around you, in your bum..
#2379 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakefaceify rolls 90** I know we don't know eachother that well, but I feel like I've known you my entire life, because my life started the day I met you, and I think the next chapter is anal.
User avatar #2363 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
**Sethorein rolls 60** ...Came on too strong there didn't I? How about a date instead of a hookup? It's the least I could do to make up for this incredibly awkward conversation xD
User avatar #2364 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
damn... guess it's up to the rest of you....
User avatar #2352 - bambooking (06/27/2012) [-]
**bambooking rolls 10** I just my feelings known, i don't want to hide from you anymore
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#2349 - cakefaceify (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakefaceify rolls 08** I hope you don't think I'm weird for this, I hope you think of me in the same way, closer. I've always felt a connection with you, I'm not trying to trick you or pull a nasty joke, and nobody put me up to this.. I just...
I want to be in you. You know?... In you.
User avatar #2343 - cakelord (06/27/2012) [-]
**cakelord rolls 91**

Jeeze? Why? What's wrong with me?
User avatar #2342 - jackknife (06/27/2012) [-]
**jackknife rolls 19** Listen I know it may sound a bit pushy but I felt like I needed to get my feelings out. So what do you say? :]
User avatar #2345 - jackknife (06/27/2012) [-]
poop
User avatar #2328 - rbanh (06/27/2012) [-]
No reply yet..
User avatar #2336 - jackknife (06/27/2012) [-]
wait for it!
User avatar #2334 - cakelord (06/27/2012) [-]
Best of luck man.
User avatar #2318 - Sethorein (06/27/2012) [-]
this is a real nailbiter o.o
User avatar #2309 - cakelord (06/27/2012) [-]
WINNER!
#324 - I'm sure Mel Gibson has experience, ask him. 05/07/2012 on troll dad 0
#12 - Discovered him about 2 weeks ago, found out he's brothers with…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2012 on Omnipony 0
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#347 - **jackknife rolls 51,157** rollin 04/24/2012 on Why niggers scare me 0
#84 - All the doctors.......are terrorists!  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2012 on Scumbag Doctor Comp #1 0
User avatar #97 - potatoace (04/22/2012) [-]
lol thats arabic:

شغل تفجير فاني جنك يا أحمد
User avatar #85 - doctorque (04/22/2012) [-]
fuuuuuuuuuuu
#81 - Thought I was reading Arabic for a second  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2012 on Scumbag Doctor Comp #1 +4
User avatar #82 - doctorque (04/22/2012) [-]
hm, what if all the doctors use arabic in their writing :\
User avatar #84 - jackknife (04/22/2012) [-]
All the doctors.......are terrorists!
User avatar #97 - potatoace (04/22/2012) [-]
lol thats arabic:

شغل تفجير فاني جنك يا أحمد
User avatar #85 - doctorque (04/22/2012) [-]
fuuuuuuuuuuu
#617 - Comment deleted 04/15/2012 on Sick 0
#5 - ...?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2012 on Batman +11
User avatar #10 - thereactionfolder (04/07/2012) [-]
I imagine that's like a name for a beautiful jar of Miracle Whip.
#64 - fix'd  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2012 on Better than time out +21
#66 - olyrao (03/27/2012) [-]
**olyrao rolled a random image posted in comment #254 at Dolan Duk ** mfw
User avatar #80 - welshash (03/27/2012) [-]
I am sorry but i had to laugh at this picture haahaha was too fucking funny
#479 - Soooo he's playing dubstep 03/23/2012 on This song is for you +7

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**mooper rolled a random image** :D
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come at me bro
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**mooper rolled a random image** how i feel about your comment
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