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Date Signed Up:2/20/2010
Last Login:9/19/2014
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#528 - Comment deleted 05/20/2011 on You must be banned here 0
#526 - Well it looks like....  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2011 on You must be banned here +2
#531 - jackknife (05/20/2011) [-]
Were "Crackalackin"
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#256 - Saw this, instantly thought of this : .... Dubstep <3 05/16/2011 on Random Senselessness +2
#7 - How could you possibly get over 30 thumb s down, in 10 minutes? 05/14/2011 on mooper's profile 0
#9 - ssskkkkkrriillllllexxxxxxx <3 05/13/2011 on UFO +2
#1396 - Picture 04/23/2011 on Secret of rolling +3
#229 - yep  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2011 on That shit +7
#240 - murdamunkey (04/20/2011) [-]
Amnesia thread!
#425 - drakojan (04/20/2011) [-]
User avatar #247 - murdamunkey (04/20/2011) [-]
Actually speaking of freaky ass shit from amnesia! look at this!

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2002021/Pelvis+Pain/
#824 - No sir, your mistaking that for a " ******** " 04/19/2011 on Doesn't work IRL +2
#143 - 1:40 SAME PLACE KASSEMG FILMS HIS INTERVIEWS! 04/15/2011 on MEMES IN REAL LIFE. +1
#469 - **jackknife rolls 73** Me, so then you can yell " Come o… 04/14/2011 on It wasn't me. (READ DESC) -1
#87 - Labradoodle, stupid as hell but the best dog in the world. I l… 04/14/2011 on Forever NOT alone +1
#68 - At night :3 04/14/2011 on Amnesia Compilation +4
#67 - ssssss, hey baby 04/14/2011 on Amnesia Compilation +4
#96 - Picture 04/14/2011 on Click here if you like dubstep +4
#348 - Pieception! 04/14/2011 on 2011 Mazda Pi +5
#262 - play any dubstep song to this, dubstep dancing chicken? lol 04/14/2011 on Inception Comicomp +3
#271 - That really grinds my gears.... 04/05/2011 on Twitter +6
#565 - *bonerr* 04/05/2011 on DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY! +2
#1842 - Picture 03/18/2011 on Guide on Pictures! 0
#2 - lolll 03/12/2011 on jackknife's profile 0
#147 - oh ok thats cool, douche.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2011 on Juicy -1
#149 - ahhhkillthewabbit has deleted their comment.
#144 - Gota get in it on in the part zone, I gotta shoot a load in th…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/12/2011 on Juicy +2
#155 - hydronoob (03/12/2011) [-]
you dissobeyed my orders son why were u ever born? your brother's ten times better than you jesus loves him more. this music that u play for us comes from the depth of hell. rock and rolls the devils work he wants u to rebel
User avatar #176 - furryflava (03/12/2011) [-]
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
You better watch your tone!
You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don't let me hear you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!
#153 - anonymous (03/12/2011) [-]
you best obey my orders son, why were you ever born
your brothers ten times better than you, jesus loves him more
this music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell
rock and roll's the devel's work, he wants you to rebel
User avatar #161 - chipfett (03/12/2011) [-]
Youve become a mindless puppet bezzubi pull the strings your heart will lose direction and chaos he will bring
User avatar #154 - BraveSirRobin (03/12/2011) [-]
i forgot to login
#145 - ahhhkillthewabbit has deleted their comment.
#147 - jackknife (03/12/2011) [-]
oh ok thats cool, douche.
#149 - ahhhkillthewabbit has deleted their comment.
#141 - Comment deleted 03/12/2011 on Juicy 0
#132 - A long as ******* time ago in a town called Kicka…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/12/2011 on Juicy +4
#151 - anonymous (03/12/2011) [-]
#139 - soulrippa (03/12/2011) [-]
but yay there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do. His name was young JB and he refused to step in line. A vision he did have of fucking rocking all the time. He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align.
"O the dragon's balls were blazing as I stepped into his cave, and i sliced his fucking cockles with a long and shiny blade. Twas I who fucked the dragon fuckulai sing fuckuluu. And if YOU try to fuck with me then I shall fuck you tooooooo . . .
#152 - anonymous (03/12/2011) [-]
#144 - jackknife (03/12/2011) [-]
Gota get in it on in the part zone, I gotta shoot a load in the party zone, Gotta lick a toad in the party zone, Gotta such a chode in the party zone!
#155 - hydronoob (03/12/2011) [-]
you dissobeyed my orders son why were u ever born? your brother's ten times better than you jesus loves him more. this music that u play for us comes from the depth of hell. rock and rolls the devils work he wants u to rebel
User avatar #176 - furryflava (03/12/2011) [-]
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
You better watch your tone!
You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don't let me hear you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!
#153 - anonymous (03/12/2011) [-]
you best obey my orders son, why were you ever born
your brothers ten times better than you, jesus loves him more
this music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell
rock and roll's the devel's work, he wants you to rebel
User avatar #161 - chipfett (03/12/2011) [-]
Youve become a mindless puppet bezzubi pull the strings your heart will lose direction and chaos he will bring
User avatar #154 - BraveSirRobin (03/12/2011) [-]
i forgot to login
#145 - ahhhkillthewabbit has deleted their comment.
#147 - jackknife (03/12/2011) [-]
oh ok thats cool, douche.
#149 - ahhhkillthewabbit has deleted their comment.
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#141 - jackknife has deleted their comment.
User avatar #140 - mekillu (03/12/2011) [-]
a vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time...
#1086 - ******* epic. DaveMasteR 03/11/2011 on Boss Facts for Bros 0

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#6 - mooper (11/26/2011) [-]
**mooper rolled a random image** :D
#7 to #8 - mooper (11/26/2011) [-]
come at me bro
#5 - mooper (11/26/2011) [-]
**mooper rolled a random image** how i feel about your comment
#4 - jackknife (10/22/2011) [-]
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User avatar #3 - jackknife (08/20/2011) [-]
**jackknife rolls 819**
User avatar #2 to #1 - jackknife (03/12/2011) [-]
lolll
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