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X-box Gamertag: do i luk lik sum sorta queer 2 u
Interests: ur mom
Date Signed Up:4/28/2013
Last Login:10/30/2014
Location:Bathroom of an Olive Garden
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Highest Content Rank:#311
Highest Comment Rank:#1151
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Times Content Favorited:146 times
Total Comments Made:1686
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    Uploaded: 06/15/13
    GOD DAMNIT CARL. GOD DAMNIT CARL.
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    Uploaded: 08/03/13
    Some fresh OC Some fresh OC
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    HUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUEU. HUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUEU.
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#25 - Not an expert but I'm pretty sure Japan started the war by the… 09/30/2014 on Fun fact +3
#680 - All the porn is hand-drawn I will give you your boobs when… 09/22/2014 on gamergate bullshit whatever 0
#142 - Do I keep the coloured text for 6 weeks since I have 6000 thum…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Sewallman's profile 0
User avatar #143 - sewallman (09/22/2014) [-]
You only get a 7x day item. I keep getting 90 day items along with 7 days..... I'm never going to be a white text loser again.
#140 - Here you go, boss. Think I got all the requests correct.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Sewallman's profile 0
User avatar #141 - sewallman (09/22/2014) [-]
Nipples need to be your text color, otherwise is k
#142 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
Do I keep the coloured text for 6 weeks since I have 6000 thumbs?
Or is it one-week-per-content?
User avatar #143 - sewallman (09/22/2014) [-]
You only get a 7x day item. I keep getting 90 day items along with 7 days..... I'm never going to be a white text loser again.
#760 - I'm on it boss. Be back in a bit. 09/22/2014 on Beard 0
#757 - Request noted. When it's your turn, I'll do it.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Beard 0
User avatar #758 - sewallman (09/22/2014) [-]
Do it first, I'm the one who created this form of popular shit posting
#759 - sewallman (09/22/2014) [-]
Admin was pissed when this was on the front page #1 spot for 18 hours.
User avatar #760 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
I'm on it boss.
Be back in a bit.
#755 - All the porn will be hand-drawn, so obviously it will take tim…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Beard 0
User avatar #756 - sewallman (09/22/2014) [-]
Welp, all I'm saying is... I need my porn to go to sleep. I want a picture of a asian man cumming on an alien with 12 tits. The alien must look like a worm, but with boobs. The asian man must also be jackie ch...shit
User avatar #757 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
Request noted.
When it's your turn, I'll do it.
User avatar #758 - sewallman (09/22/2014) [-]
Do it first, I'm the one who created this form of popular shit posting
#759 - sewallman (09/22/2014) [-]
Admin was pissed when this was on the front page #1 spot for 18 hours.
User avatar #760 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
I'm on it boss.
Be back in a bit.
#753 - BOOM YOUR CONTENTS GOT 6441 THUMBS MINES GOT 6442 …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Beard +1
User avatar #761 - evilanakie (09/27/2014) [-]
chezek that again
User avatar #754 - sewallman (09/22/2014) [-]
I started delivering the moment I posted this, I haven't gotten my porn yet nignug
User avatar #755 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
All the porn will be hand-drawn, so obviously it will take time.
Once I actually get to sleep, I'll start working tomorrow on it.
User avatar #756 - sewallman (09/22/2014) [-]
Welp, all I'm saying is... I need my porn to go to sleep. I want a picture of a asian man cumming on an alien with 12 tits. The alien must look like a worm, but with boobs. The asian man must also be jackie ch...shit
User avatar #757 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
Request noted.
When it's your turn, I'll do it.
User avatar #758 - sewallman (09/22/2014) [-]
Do it first, I'm the one who created this form of popular shit posting
#759 - sewallman (09/22/2014) [-]
Admin was pissed when this was on the front page #1 spot for 18 hours.
User avatar #760 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
I'm on it boss.
Be back in a bit.
#663 - Right friends, with this nearly off the front page finally, I'…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/22/2014 on gamergate bullshit whatever +17
User avatar #691 - lightningblaze (10/12/2014) [-]
So, is there any status update? (im still waiting)
#677 - wreckedcar (09/22/2014) [-]
either way youre gonna get banned
User avatar #672 - hektoroftroy (09/22/2014) [-]
Don't post anything that can get you banned and you won't get banned.
#671 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
post links to porn or you'll get banned.
User avatar #669 - zaiback (09/22/2014) [-]
how are u gonna do that? that's a HUGE work...
#654 - Sorry friend, but those days are done. Trust me, I didn't …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on gamergate bullshit whatever +1
#656 - rapathazar (09/22/2014) [-]
I got everything I asked for, and nothing I wanted...

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#52 - waxerdk (09/30/2014) [-]
I am still here...
Where is my porn?
#45 - superblade (09/22/2014) [-]
**superblade rolled image** ya blow it, ya fuking blew it
User avatar #46 to #45 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
************ , I'm waiting until it's 24 hours old to really start working on them.
I've got a lists of requests people made and everything.
User avatar #47 to #46 - superblade (09/22/2014) [-]
***** , i don't about your porn

I talk about the facts that got 6k with one post
#48 to #47 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
**jackknapp rolled image** What can I say, y'all love porn.
User avatar #50 to #48 - superblade (09/22/2014) [-]
Oh god, that face
User avatar #49 to #48 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
Next one I'm doing is Zoe porn.
User avatar #51 to #49 - superblade (09/22/2014) [-]
Plz no
#44 - awesomenesss (09/22/2014) [-]
I believe in you.
I believe in you.
User avatar #43 to #42 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
pls no banerino
#37 - superblade (09/22/2014) [-]
**superblade rolled image** wow congratulation ya thumbs wgore you will probably have 6000 thumbs

Gg no re
User avatar #38 to #37 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
To save my honor, I will go to the effort to get all 6000 done.
User avatar #39 to #38 - superblade (09/22/2014) [-]
I bet tommorow somebody gonna take a screenshot of the number of thumbs obtained and will post it and it will get to frontpage

Gg no re fgt
User avatar #40 to #39 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
FJ is a beautiful place, innit?
User avatar #41 to #40 - superblade (09/22/2014) [-]
Ee-yup
#36 - xrainbowdashx (09/22/2014) [-]
i didnt even thumb, i dont know why im here
i didnt even thumb, i dont know why im here
User avatar #35 - hatmanfirst (09/22/2014) [-]
I did get my moose from that one guy so i believe in you
User avatar #34 - rubixium (09/22/2014) [-]
porn nao
#32 - orissol (09/22/2014) [-]
Deliver, or else...
#30 - lplplplp (09/21/2014) [-]
MFW he doesn't deliver
MFW he doesn't deliver
#28 - youlikeme (09/21/2014) [-]
in 12 hours, you have delivred porn to like 10 people. good luck getting it out to what will probably be 7000+ people
User avatar #29 to #28 - jackknapp (09/21/2014) [-]
I slept for the majority of those 12 hours, and I'm getting alot of them done at once before posting.
#33 to #29 - youlikeme (09/22/2014) [-]
you better make mine special.
#24 - CyborgNinja (09/21/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
User avatar #23 - decapitation (09/21/2014) [-]
give me my porn
User avatar #22 - DontDeleteMeAgain (09/21/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
User avatar #21 - waxerdk (09/21/2014) [-]
Where is my porn?
User avatar #25 to #21 - jackknapp (09/21/2014) [-]
You'll get it when it's your turn
With my procrastination it'll probably be a while.
User avatar #27 to #25 - garymuthafuknoak (09/21/2014) [-]
I have never had anyone who made a post like that ever deliver. If you can I will be proud.
#26 to #25 - waxerdk (09/21/2014) [-]
Well it better be worth it ;)
User avatar #20 - joshlol (09/21/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
User avatar #19 - maybelline (06/26/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
User avatar #1 - itemexchange (10/26/2013) [-]
hello im off collecting points and items of people who do not play items
trying to get some stuff to help my friend and bring all items based things back into the community that uses them
may i please take yours
if its no then thank you for your time anyways i dont mean to bother you
User avatar #2 to #1 - jackknapp (10/26/2013) [-]
How the **** did you find me.
User avatar #3 to #2 - itemexchange (10/26/2013) [-]
it was random im sorry :c
User avatar #4 to #3 - jackknapp (10/26/2013) [-]
But I like my 0 point item...
User avatar #5 to #4 - itemexchange (10/26/2013) [-]
you can keep anything you want im just trying to get whatever i can brought back
may i take the stuff other than the face
User avatar #6 to #5 - jackknapp (10/26/2013) [-]
Alright, how the **** do we trade.
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