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#68 - red thumbs are boring, decided to give you green because who … 09/28/2013 on I thought it was cool -1
#51 - What i meant is that if you were to make your counting system … 09/27/2013 on I thought it was cool 0
#45 - Oh right, the decimals going the other way also follow it, sil… 09/27/2013 on I thought it was cool 0
#40 - Lol, internet tough guy over here thumbing down all of my comments. 09/27/2013 on I thought it was cool 0
#30 - Could be base 4, 5, 6....whatever and it wouldn't matter. The …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/27/2013 on I thought it was cool -2
#32 - fuckyosixtyminutes (09/27/2013) [-]
"It" would not be rational even in that case, if by "it" you mean the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter, which is what pi is and always will be. Units are irrelevant.
#68 - jackassalope (09/28/2013) [-]
red thumbs are boring, decided to give you green because who fucking cares about thumbs.
#51 - jackassalope (09/27/2013) [-]
What i meant is that if you were to make your counting system base-pi for some reason, though i expressed it poorly. Units wasn't really the right word, but I think most people refer to radians as a unit, and it is almost exactly this. The lack of units on radians is why using them always seems to confuse students who actually check their units at the end; you don't need to cancel out radians.

Another red thumb please.
#47 - harryscene (09/27/2013) [-]
#40 - jackassalope (09/27/2013) [-]
Lol, internet tough guy over here thumbing down all of my comments.
#8 - So he jumped from a second story window, 10 feet or so, and br…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/27/2013 on ah but you have heard of him -26
User avatar #9 - wishingwell (09/27/2013) [-]
depends where he's from - in denmark the second floor is the 'third layer' of the building, since the ground-floor doesn't count as the first floor.
So it's ground floor, first floor and second floor.

But then again, the story is almost too good to be true ^^
#24 - anonymous (09/28/2013) [-]
depends on how he landed as well im seen people get some pretty nasty breaks from very very short falls
User avatar #13 - sanguinesolitude (09/28/2013) [-]
could easily happen. Also if he were a heavier gentleman, in poor shape, had weak bones, a calcium deficiency, etc.

a 10 foot drop is a long ways if its onto concrete.
#21 - jazzytheferret (09/28/2013) [-]
It's true, a fall from any height can wreck you if you don't know how to land.
#30 - Don't the great majority of "alcohol related deaths"…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2013 on Well, There Ya Go (OC) +3
#162 - dandyhandycandy (09/28/2013) [-]
Turns out a lot of the DUI and DUI related deaths are caused by THC, being high is being high, and pot will lower reaction times, making you a rolling death trap. But whatever people wanna tell themselves, they will. I'm all for legalizing pot, but only in pill form and for medicinal uses preferably.
#256 - Marinated, smoked, and grilled brisket on rye with swiss chees… 09/27/2013 on what would it be? -1
#25 - As much as that makes me cringe, I'm a bit disappointed that G… 09/27/2013 on fairly oddparents 0
#16 - No, it is irrational no matter what because 3.14... isn't actu…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/27/2013 on I thought it was cool -3
#21 - fuckyosixtyminutes (09/27/2013) [-]
"isn't actually high enough for base 10 to matter"? You're a fucking idiot, please never talk about math again thanks.
#45 - jackassalope (09/27/2013) [-]
Oh right, the decimals going the other way also follow it, silly me. Didn't really think about the first statement much because I knew the second half to be true. So here's another reason then: Quirky decimals caused by your choice of base always have repeating decimals. 1/7 for example just repeats .142857 over and over. An irrational number in one base is irrational in all bases.

P.S. here's another comment for you to thumb down Mr. internet tough guy.
#30 - jackassalope (09/27/2013) [-]
Could be base 4, 5, 6....whatever and it wouldn't matter. The only way it would be rational is if you made the circumference of a circle a unit, and then the diameter would be irrational, in order to keep the ratio the same.
#32 - fuckyosixtyminutes (09/27/2013) [-]
"It" would not be rational even in that case, if by "it" you mean the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter, which is what pi is and always will be. Units are irrelevant.
#68 - jackassalope (09/28/2013) [-]
red thumbs are boring, decided to give you green because who fucking cares about thumbs.
#51 - jackassalope (09/27/2013) [-]
What i meant is that if you were to make your counting system base-pi for some reason, though i expressed it poorly. Units wasn't really the right word, but I think most people refer to radians as a unit, and it is almost exactly this. The lack of units on radians is why using them always seems to confuse students who actually check their units at the end; you don't need to cancel out radians.

Another red thumb please.
#47 - harryscene (09/27/2013) [-]
#40 - jackassalope (09/27/2013) [-]
Lol, internet tough guy over here thumbing down all of my comments.
#39 - Forgive me, I was getting my boat names mixed up. "Trirem…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2013 on ... -1
#40 - mraye (09/27/2013) [-]
There you go, but it's not difficult to imagine that an old warship could be the new name for a current sport ship.
#35 - That's because they ARE advanced forms of that guy's ship in w…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2013 on ... +1
#36 - mraye (09/27/2013) [-]
I know the word trireme from Age of Empires.
#39 - jackassalope (09/27/2013) [-]
Forgive me, I was getting my boat names mixed up. "Trireme" is a boat with three rows of oars per side. The term i was looking for was "trimaran"
#40 - mraye (09/27/2013) [-]
There you go, but it's not difficult to imagine that an old warship could be the new name for a current sport ship.
#22 - I'm going to go ahead and assume they didnt use DotA for this … 09/26/2013 on Only Half True -1
#24 - I personally liked "terrorist actions against my ass are … 09/25/2013 on Oh look! more OC! +1
#5 - How how are electric pokemon not banned from a fishing competi…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/25/2013 on Why I Do Declare Mr.... +30
User avatar #22 - mutantpanda (09/26/2013) [-]
Actually its like fishing with electricity
User avatar #15 - sanguinesolitude (09/26/2013) [-]
ooh good point... voltorb use self destruct.
User avatar #8 - SubjectThree (09/25/2013) [-]
Because if there's a Tentacruel or a Gyrrados down there, that trainer's gonna get his ass kicked.
#13 - dameush (09/26/2013) [-]
....but gyarados is 4x weak against electric
User avatar #37 - hokeymon (09/26/2013) [-]
only 2x in the card game.
User avatar #6 - zerouzaria (09/25/2013) [-]
It's all about winning...with style
#38 - The joke is that controlling the chirality of a reaction would…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on Dis gonna be good +1
User avatar #40 - fgtometer (09/25/2013) [-]
Yep, it's a major point of the Grey Matter Technologies (GMT) saga: that he was a genius chemist, with the world at his feet, and he threw away his chance (GMT) because he fell out of love with Gretchen. So he became a teacher, got a family, and could never really leave. The transition would've left them bankrupt.

Apparently that happens quite often, that people put plans aside to teach for a few years (easy job, secure, steady hours) and never end up leaving. Hence why a lot of teachers are bitter assholes.

If you're interested in chiral reactions look at the organometallic coupling reactions, Negishi and Suzuki are two examples, there's loads more. Probably a decent chance you could do something like that in a P2P cook.
#23 - It gets better when you realize that most replacement plans do… 09/24/2013 on Well played /b/ +2
#27 - it's people who think that there's a 'best' way to hold a gun … 09/23/2013 on Unf~ +4
#11 - Looking at the labels, black is a 12 year, green is a 15 year,… 09/23/2013 on EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER!... +1
#8 - Oh yeah, here's a video of adam savage building and hav… 09/23/2013 on Man's best friend +2
#7 - You can actually buy strandbeest models, though i believe the …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on Man's best friend 0
#8 - jackassalope (09/23/2013) [-]
Adam Savage's One Day Builds: Strandbeest Model Kit Oh yeah, here's a video of adam savage building and having fun with them.
#27 - Your MOM is a lot easier than round doughnuts.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on What Sorcery is This?! +2
#28 - youxbarstard (09/22/2013) [-]
#90 - lol, i dont samefag, just some person using misdirection cuz t… 09/21/2013 on Guns make us less safe -1
#10 - Mostly because the apple blossoms are in bloom in the anime. 09/21/2013 on Elfen Lied pilgrimage 0
#41 - Its the principle of it. Politicians want us to protect our ch…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2013 on Guns make us less safe -1
#74 - anonymous (09/21/2013) [-]
You are correct, Sir!!
#87 - anonymous (09/21/2013) [-]
Sorry, I couldn't resist samefagging
For those of you wondering, yes, I posted again as anon to agree with myself
#90 - jackassalope (09/21/2013) [-]
lol, i dont samefag, just some person using misdirection cuz they dont have a legitimate response.
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