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#16 - I don't think its really a bug as much as a side effect from h… 10/23/2013 on Fuck Ladders 0
#20 - You two are arguing two similar but different things. Europe i… 10/23/2013 on Bitches these days. 0
#11 - You must be fun at parties.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on Bitches these days. 0
#12 - europe (10/23/2013) [-]
#9 - it does say "boys" though. Like, not boyfriend or &q…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/23/2013 on Bitches these days. +41
User avatar #10 - europe (10/23/2013) [-]
Obviously it doesn't mean that
User avatar #13 - kaylaw (10/23/2013) [-]
actually I have to agree with jackassalope, it should've said "when your boyfriend..." not just boys. any boy. every boy.
#15 - europe (10/23/2013) [-]
No it shouldn't
Unless this is the first time you've ever seen one of these posts, how could you ever think they refer to anyone but their own boyfriends?
User avatar #16 - kaylaw (10/23/2013) [-]
because it says boys. "when boys..." that means when any boy does something. like "when boys compliment my hair" or something. not just 1 specific boy.
#20 - jackassalope (10/23/2013) [-]
You two are arguing two similar but different things. Europe is arguing about what the facebook girl was trying to say and kaylaw is pointing out what the picture actually said.

Denotatively, the picture should've at the very least said "A boy" to show that it has to be one person in specific. The term "boys" can never come to mean a singular significant other. The girl's response, however, shows that she clearly did not mean with the picture actually says.
#11 - jackassalope (10/23/2013) [-]
You must be fun at parties.
#12 - europe (10/23/2013) [-]
#46 - I had trouble with this as well, completely forgot he was a he… 10/22/2013 on Knights of the Justice League 0
#153 - Looking at this graph, what i see is that debt is a pretty smo…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on Oy vey 0
User avatar #172 - noblexfenrir (10/22/2013) [-]
Increased revenue isn't really always a good thing, especially when we're talking about revenue generated by the federal government. It usually is a result of high taxes. Which from the timeline of this graph, is what happened. So what this graph actually shows is we keep increasing our expenditures and keep increasing taxes to make revenue catch up.
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User avatar #126 - crazehtoast (10/22/2013) [-]
Ah, true, true.
#114 - firesky (10/22/2013) [-]
And Wrex or Mordin
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Someone probably found out that the bottom of the bike is missing, and then it just went downhill from there.
#35 - there is literally no perspective, third person or otherwise, …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Oh god.. +1
#67 - kez (10/18/2013) [-]
Not hard to work out what it means though...

Gotta be pretty stupid to not be able to work out something that simple.
User avatar #64 - franklinclinton (10/18/2013) [-]
well good thing I didn't write it
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#12 - worried (10/18/2013) [-]
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#10 - and i would prefer to have my picture taken rather than sit th… 10/16/2013 on Neat +1
#8 - Thats like saying painters are no longer impressive now that w…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Neat 0
User avatar #9 - instakill (10/16/2013) [-]
no, however I would prefer to have it done in a few seconds- minutes rather than have this guy hand make me one if possible, especially if I'm just gonna drink it
User avatar #22 - studmaster (10/16/2013) [-]
It actually doesn't take that long. They are really quick about it.
#10 - jackassalope (10/16/2013) [-]
and i would prefer to have my picture taken rather than sit there for hours as someone paints me. But you used the word 'impressive', and it still is.
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#115 - Ah, well I hadn't actually seen the video. The only thing wron… 10/14/2013 on True orbit of the planets 0
#16 - Its impossible to prove something like this false, as its all …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2013 on True orbit of the planets 0
#115 - jackassalope (10/14/2013) [-]
Ah, well I hadn't actually seen the video. The only thing wrong with this model is that the sun is shown in front at all times, which I couldn't really see from this angle. Kudos for the article.
#4 - I always immediately read the last line of greentext because I…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on Merry Comic-con -4
#5 - dudeyouisnasty (10/14/2013) [-]
No, you're the only one.
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