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#91 - Biologically, your gender is determined by your role in reprod…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2013 on i think ill live +1
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#154 - tonkkax (11/04/2013) [-]
People who go through sex change operations are technically badly mutilated to look female. They may get some estrogen pumped into them, but that doesn't mean squat if you can't produce it yourself.

And just because female genitalia of a certain species looks like a penis doesn't mean that it is one. Its just the female genitals of that species. The males have something different. Of course the role in reproduction is a factor in determining the gender of an individual.

If you pushed the button and got a "real" penis capable of doing what all other penises can, your body would change dramatically and your womb would disappear. If the penis you would receive would just be a flaccid piece of flesh hanging from your crotch, your logic would apply, but if it is like i see it, AKA your role in intercourse becomes the seeder and not the seed receiver, you would change back to normal after pressing the button again.

To be honest i don't even remember what we're debating about anymore, but to celebrate the occasion I'll throw some thumbs around.
#232 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
THUMBS FOR EVERYONE. No seriously, debating something as nonsensical as this without resorting to flaming deserves some thumbs.
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#234 - tonkkax (11/05/2013) [-]
After this we'll never see each other again. Bye.
#86 - p.s. throwing around the word "scientifically" is a …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on i think ill live +1
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#88 - tonkkax (11/04/2013) [-]
Well alright then, lets say biologically.
#83 - "Gender is the range of physical, biological, mental and …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/04/2013 on i think ill live +1
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#87 - tonkkax (11/04/2013) [-]
In scientific terms it doesn't matter how feminine or masculine you are, if you have the genitals of a certain sex, you are that sex. Of course it is polite to refer to someone by the gender they see themselves or act as, but the bottom line is that if you have a penis you're a man and if you have a vagina you're a woman.
#91 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
Biologically, your gender is determined by your role in reproduction, not your genitals. There are certain species in the animal kingdom where the females appear to have a penis, but are still considered female for obvious reasons. Biologically, a woman who gets a gender swap operation is still sexually a female, despite having the genitals of a man, because she still has the internal organs to create a baby.

If you are a woman and pushed the button, you would receive a penis, but biologically you would still be a woman. Push it again and your penis would be replaced with the genitals of the opposite sex....a penis.
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#154 - tonkkax (11/04/2013) [-]
People who go through sex change operations are technically badly mutilated to look female. They may get some estrogen pumped into them, but that doesn't mean squat if you can't produce it yourself.

And just because female genitalia of a certain species looks like a penis doesn't mean that it is one. Its just the female genitals of that species. The males have something different. Of course the role in reproduction is a factor in determining the gender of an individual.

If you pushed the button and got a "real" penis capable of doing what all other penises can, your body would change dramatically and your womb would disappear. If the penis you would receive would just be a flaccid piece of flesh hanging from your crotch, your logic would apply, but if it is like i see it, AKA your role in intercourse becomes the seeder and not the seed receiver, you would change back to normal after pressing the button again.

To be honest i don't even remember what we're debating about anymore, but to celebrate the occasion I'll throw some thumbs around.
#232 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
THUMBS FOR EVERYONE. No seriously, debating something as nonsensical as this without resorting to flaming deserves some thumbs.
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#234 - tonkkax (11/05/2013) [-]
After this we'll never see each other again. Bye.
#81 - Gender can be defined by genetics, which wouldn't have changed…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/04/2013 on i think ill live +1
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#82 - tonkkax (11/04/2013) [-]
The gender is defined scientifically by the genitals, to have sex and make a kid you need a man and a woman, no wishful thinking or genetics will make you a woman or a man if you have the others genitalia.
#86 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
p.s. throwing around the word "scientifically" is a bit silly when the various sciences don't agree on a singular definition. You are talking biology, but there is also a definition via genetics, psychology, and sociology. None of which is less valid than the others.
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#88 - tonkkax (11/04/2013) [-]
Well alright then, lets say biologically.
#83 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
"Gender is the range of physical, biological, mental and behavioral characteristics pertaining to, and differentiating between, masculinity and femininity"
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#87 - tonkkax (11/04/2013) [-]
In scientific terms it doesn't matter how feminine or masculine you are, if you have the genitals of a certain sex, you are that sex. Of course it is polite to refer to someone by the gender they see themselves or act as, but the bottom line is that if you have a penis you're a man and if you have a vagina you're a woman.
#91 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
Biologically, your gender is determined by your role in reproduction, not your genitals. There are certain species in the animal kingdom where the females appear to have a penis, but are still considered female for obvious reasons. Biologically, a woman who gets a gender swap operation is still sexually a female, despite having the genitals of a man, because she still has the internal organs to create a baby.

If you are a woman and pushed the button, you would receive a penis, but biologically you would still be a woman. Push it again and your penis would be replaced with the genitals of the opposite sex....a penis.
User avatar
#154 - tonkkax (11/04/2013) [-]
People who go through sex change operations are technically badly mutilated to look female. They may get some estrogen pumped into them, but that doesn't mean squat if you can't produce it yourself.

And just because female genitalia of a certain species looks like a penis doesn't mean that it is one. Its just the female genitals of that species. The males have something different. Of course the role in reproduction is a factor in determining the gender of an individual.

If you pushed the button and got a "real" penis capable of doing what all other penises can, your body would change dramatically and your womb would disappear. If the penis you would receive would just be a flaccid piece of flesh hanging from your crotch, your logic would apply, but if it is like i see it, AKA your role in intercourse becomes the seeder and not the seed receiver, you would change back to normal after pressing the button again.

To be honest i don't even remember what we're debating about anymore, but to celebrate the occasion I'll throw some thumbs around.
#232 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
THUMBS FOR EVERYONE. No seriously, debating something as nonsensical as this without resorting to flaming deserves some thumbs.
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#234 - tonkkax (11/05/2013) [-]
After this we'll never see each other again. Bye.
#8 - I started heavily modding skyrim, but could never get the nigh… 11/04/2013 on Modded Skyrim screenshots... 0
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#71 - It says genitals magically replaced, not gender swap. So it re…  [+] (22 new replies) 11/04/2013 on i think ill live 0
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#90 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
It also says opposite. I con't think of a situation when the opposite of an opposite is not the same as the original.
#92 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
If it said you received a name of the opposite sex, you couldn't push it twice to have a male name. Similar issues appear here, though it is much more murky.
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#93 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
So what I'm hearing is I could end up with horse balls or elephant balls ext., but male balls none the less. I'd take the chance anyway.
#95 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
No, the issue is that sex isn't really defined by your genitals. It can be defined by any number of things, the most functional being your role in reproduction. If you have a womb and a penis, you are still a female.
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#103 - drldrl (11/04/2013) [-]
Sex is defined by genitals. You're thinking about gender.
#105 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
Sex is defined by role in reproduction. If you can carry a child and yet outwardly have a penis, that doesn't make you male.
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#106 - drldrl (11/04/2013) [-]
That would make you a hermaphrodite. There's 3 sexes, male, female, and hermaphrodite. Male and female would be opposites, so cjwers would be correct.
#110 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
Actually, I misspoke, hermaphrodite is a true sex of sorts, but only in cases where the animal can perform both as a female and a male.

The way you used it here was a layman's version that works as I described before.
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#111 - drldrl (11/04/2013) [-]
Being a hermaphrodite means nothing other than having both ovarian and testicular cells.
We're only talking about humans here, stop mentioning other things.
#109 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
Hermaphrodite is more used to describe something that is outside of norm, its not really a sex. There are mammals where the females appear to have penises, but are not called hermaphrodites because it is normal. Female hyenas come to mind. In the end you are male if your sexual reproductive cells are small and good at moving around, and female if the sex cells are eggs of some sort.

I didn't really plan on getting on these huge debates of semantics, and I don't claim to have any expertise on the machinations of magical buttons, my only point was that the issue is not as cut and dry as it first appears. With the right interpretation, the button would flip flop, and with another it would not.
#108 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
Thanks for the mention
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#80 - tonkkax (11/04/2013) [-]
Gender is defined by the genitals.
#81 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
Gender can be defined by genetics, which wouldn't have changed. Gender can be defined by self-identity, which wouldn't have changed. Gender can even be defined by your role in society in rare cases. But yes, gender can also be defined by your role in reproduction, assuming the magical ones actually work.
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#82 - tonkkax (11/04/2013) [-]
The gender is defined scientifically by the genitals, to have sex and make a kid you need a man and a woman, no wishful thinking or genetics will make you a woman or a man if you have the others genitalia.
#86 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
p.s. throwing around the word "scientifically" is a bit silly when the various sciences don't agree on a singular definition. You are talking biology, but there is also a definition via genetics, psychology, and sociology. None of which is less valid than the others.
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#88 - tonkkax (11/04/2013) [-]
Well alright then, lets say biologically.
#83 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
"Gender is the range of physical, biological, mental and behavioral characteristics pertaining to, and differentiating between, masculinity and femininity"
User avatar
#87 - tonkkax (11/04/2013) [-]
In scientific terms it doesn't matter how feminine or masculine you are, if you have the genitals of a certain sex, you are that sex. Of course it is polite to refer to someone by the gender they see themselves or act as, but the bottom line is that if you have a penis you're a man and if you have a vagina you're a woman.
#91 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
Biologically, your gender is determined by your role in reproduction, not your genitals. There are certain species in the animal kingdom where the females appear to have a penis, but are still considered female for obvious reasons. Biologically, a woman who gets a gender swap operation is still sexually a female, despite having the genitals of a man, because she still has the internal organs to create a baby.

If you are a woman and pushed the button, you would receive a penis, but biologically you would still be a woman. Push it again and your penis would be replaced with the genitals of the opposite sex....a penis.
User avatar
#154 - tonkkax (11/04/2013) [-]
People who go through sex change operations are technically badly mutilated to look female. They may get some estrogen pumped into them, but that doesn't mean squat if you can't produce it yourself.

And just because female genitalia of a certain species looks like a penis doesn't mean that it is one. Its just the female genitals of that species. The males have something different. Of course the role in reproduction is a factor in determining the gender of an individual.

If you pushed the button and got a "real" penis capable of doing what all other penises can, your body would change dramatically and your womb would disappear. If the penis you would receive would just be a flaccid piece of flesh hanging from your crotch, your logic would apply, but if it is like i see it, AKA your role in intercourse becomes the seeder and not the seed receiver, you would change back to normal after pressing the button again.

To be honest i don't even remember what we're debating about anymore, but to celebrate the occasion I'll throw some thumbs around.
#232 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
THUMBS FOR EVERYONE. No seriously, debating something as nonsensical as this without resorting to flaming deserves some thumbs.
User avatar
#234 - tonkkax (11/05/2013) [-]
After this we'll never see each other again. Bye.
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