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Date Signed Up:6/16/2013
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#27 - All human beings have a 6ths sense that allows them to know ex…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/25/2013 on sweet god... literally 0
User avatar #29 - slowyourtroll (06/25/2013) [-]
how did he know he was throwing himself against a wall?
User avatar #38 - myllamaispurple (06/25/2013) [-]
he would not be able to go any farther
User avatar #42 - slowyourtroll (06/26/2013) [-]
how would he know?
#31 - jackassalope (06/25/2013) [-]
Responded to this in another comment, but the entire thing is bullshit, if he lost the nerves to feel, then he lost the nerves to move. I just like bringing up the fact that we all have a sixth sense.
User avatar #32 - slowyourtroll (06/25/2013) [-]
i know its fake and i know about the sixth sense thing, dont remeber what its called though.
#34 - jackassalope (06/25/2013) [-]
There are two halves to proprioception, the half i mentioned is just called joint position sense or JPS for short. But pulling out technical terms on FJ seemed a bit silly.
User avatar #35 - slowyourtroll (06/25/2013) [-]
nah man, its cool to know terms to tings we all have a know about but never really think of.
User avatar #28 - redrex (06/25/2013) [-]
im sorry, but having never lost my senses, i just cannot imagine being able to be able to find my, say, nose without seeing, feeling, hearing, or any of that. I am just having trouble seeing how that would work
#26 - The nerves that allow us to move and the nerves that transmit …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2013 on sweet god... literally +1
User avatar #30 - frutus (06/25/2013) [-]
So by basic science, this is completely impossible? I'm not that in to biology.
#33 - jackassalope (06/25/2013) [-]
Based on the description given, yes. There are actually people born without the ability to feel pain, but that is an issue with the brain, not some missing redundant "sensory nerve" system.
#3 - Anyone seen this deception show on disco? It actually annoys t… 06/24/2013 on Empty cannot be field +3
#58 - Comment deleted 06/24/2013 on Crazy Porn 0
#128 - Was laughing and enjoying myself, then i got to cowboy bebop. … 06/24/2013 on 1 sentence descriptions +3
#10 - What sounds like day-oos? someone please explain.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on Stealth is Key +3
User avatar #29 - frysandaburger (06/23/2013) [-]
And here we see the common jackassalope in it's natural habitat... shitting on comments.
#9 - I'm not a MGS player...so why is raiden dressed as a mariachi?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/23/2013 on Stealth is Key +6
User avatar #66 - kiermatv (06/23/2013) [-]
why aren't you?
#61 - anonymous (06/23/2013) [-]
It was one of his Costumes in MG Rising
#17 - jinxbomb (06/23/2013) [-]
the real question is, why not?
#36 - comanderspy (06/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - nittytipples (06/23/2013) [-]
In the game Metal Gear Rising he goes to Mexico and tries to blend in by wearing that outfit.
#67 - No, your facts are completely incorrect because this is an ent… 06/22/2013 on Silly Anon -1
#38 - The spannish says that police arrived to the scene at 8:45 PM,…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on Silly Anon 0
User avatar #40 - xelanor (06/22/2013) [-]
Hmm maybe the poster of this 4chan thread lives in a differen timezone :p
#6 - Piranhas don't actually hunt humans, that myth was created whe…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2013 on badass +15
User avatar #9 - smokedmeatlog (06/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, only snakes and alligators. No big deal.
User avatar #8 - toughactintinactin (06/22/2013) [-]
There's plenty of actual shit in that water that's willing to fuck you up though, piranhas are the least of your worries. Candiru scares me
#27 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
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all should watch this and beware!
#13 - P.s. The dates match up perfectly. Unless its a shoop, that's … 06/22/2013 on Silly Anon 0
#12 - A ******* explosion would warrant a pretty quick …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on Silly Anon +5
#13 - jackassalope (06/22/2013) [-]
P.s. The dates match up perfectly. Unless its a shoop, that's too much of a coincidence. Besides, who would carefully make the news post appear to happen the next morning, but fuck up the response time?
#4 - The problem with this is that the bottom of the lid is always …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on Life Hacks +1
User avatar #5 - PhoenixWrong (06/22/2013) [-]
That's why you put a lid on top and a lid on bottom.
#85 - Dude Where's My ***** ? 06/22/2013 on Annnnnnnnnnnnnddddd....GO +2
#1 - Translation: Young man dead after grenade explodes in his bathroom.  [+] (22 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Silly Anon +120
User avatar #72 - tapeworms (06/22/2013) [-]
Wow. It's hard to feel bad for a moron that plays with a grenade.
#56 - funnyjunkforlife has deleted their comment.
#63 - pioneermhm (06/22/2013) [-]
I think you need this
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I'm not sure if this is true, but seriously, get your fucking facts straight
#66 - funnyjunkforlife has deleted their comment.
#67 - jackassalope (06/22/2013) [-]
No, your facts are completely incorrect because this is an entirely different grenade thread. There is no news article for OP's thread. Apparently a bright green grenade and a rusty as hell grenade are hard to tell apart.
#61 - pioneermhm has deleted their comment.
#62 - funnyjunkforlife (06/22/2013) [-]
what are you trying to say
User avatar #64 - pioneermhm (06/22/2013) [-]
Sorry, Fucked up
#60 - neurofuzzy has deleted their comment.
#4 - gixxerbabe (06/22/2013) [-]
last post was at 8:44 and the paper says police arrived at 8:45? hmmm... skeptical..
User avatar #37 - xelanor (06/22/2013) [-]
The /b/ post was on the 25th, the newspaper was the 26th
#38 - jackassalope (06/22/2013) [-]
The spannish says that police arrived to the scene at 8:45 PM, which wasn't reported by the news until the next morning.
User avatar #40 - xelanor (06/22/2013) [-]
Hmm maybe the poster of this 4chan thread lives in a differen timezone :p
User avatar #20 - manicekman (06/22/2013) [-]
Different timezones.
#12 - jackassalope (06/22/2013) [-]
A fucking explosion would warrant a pretty quick response. If police were in the area, and got there by 8:50, they could've easily said "about 8:45"

You have a point, but I would be more skeptical if the police got there at noon.
#13 - jackassalope (06/22/2013) [-]
P.s. The dates match up perfectly. Unless its a shoop, that's too much of a coincidence. Besides, who would carefully make the news post appear to happen the next morning, but fuck up the response time?
#7 - steavo (06/22/2013) [-]
Whatever country that is in has police with damn good response time.
#8 - gixxerbabe (06/22/2013) [-]
lol guatamala..
#9 - steavo (06/22/2013) [-]
Guatemalan police: "another murder...send the ambulance , another murder...send the ambulance, another murder..send the ambulance., a grenade in some guys home? start the car bitch, let's fucking go!"
#11 - gixxerbabe (06/22/2013) [-]
i seem to think thats EXACTLY how it went down lol
User avatar #2 - italianfrosttroll (06/22/2013) [-]
holy shit
#18 - To answer your question about cheese slices, its about surface… 06/21/2013 on Hungry? +1
#40 - Actually, studies have shown that women typically are more wil… 06/21/2013 on Tough luck bro. +10
#10 - I would make fun of anyone buying american cheese too, that … 06/21/2013 on my cheese was making fun of... 0
#10 - 3 solids of constant width would be much cooler than the gombok. 06/19/2013 on A list of want 0
#19 - When I saw a black horse standing irregularly in an impossible… 06/19/2013 on Snake vs Connor +7
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