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Date Signed Up:6/16/2013
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#12 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Mayo porn -3
#19 - shadowscythe (07/28/2013) [-]
Okay, I have seen this Gif so many times and for some reason it still creeps me out.
User avatar #15 - redrex (07/28/2013) [-]
that person's forehead is nonexistant
#2 - Try this one: Buffalo buffalo [that] Buffalo buffalo …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on Will Smith +1
#5 - rakando (07/28/2013) [-]
I need to go lie down, this fried my brain.
#10 - turns out OP was right (go figure): “I had chosen t…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2013 on I Just Think He's Too Lazy +2
User avatar #16 - Ninernsu (07/28/2013) [-]
Didnt he actor who he was fighting spend forever learning how to do that and then sued them?
#19 - jackassalope (07/28/2013) [-]
he was angry/dissapointed that he didnt get a chance to do it, but i found no record of him sueing.
User avatar #27 - Ninernsu (07/28/2013) [-]
ahh thanks
User avatar #11 - lolmasterx (07/28/2013) [-]
Well whaddya know?
#5 - Comment deleted 07/28/2013 on caaaaaaake 0
#8 - I had heard that harrison ford had a hangover on the account o…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/28/2013 on I Just Think He's Too Lazy -4
User avatar #9 - lolmasterx (07/28/2013) [-]
I heard it was because he had to pee.
#10 - jackassalope (07/28/2013) [-]
turns out OP was right (go figure):

“I had chosen to eat native food, unlike Steven who went to Tunisia with a steamer trunk full of SpaghettiOs, and I had suffered mightily for that,” Ford said. “I was no longer capable of staying out of my trailer for more than it took to expose a role of film, which was 10 minutes, and then I would have to flee back there for sanitary facilities.”
User avatar #16 - Ninernsu (07/28/2013) [-]
Didnt he actor who he was fighting spend forever learning how to do that and then sued them?
#19 - jackassalope (07/28/2013) [-]
he was angry/dissapointed that he didnt get a chance to do it, but i found no record of him sueing.
User avatar #27 - Ninernsu (07/28/2013) [-]
ahh thanks
User avatar #11 - lolmasterx (07/28/2013) [-]
Well whaddya know?
#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Magical Cake +2
#18 - dinkusmaximusprowl Comment deleted by jackassalope
#188 - So Pi could be the real life tower of babel, interesting. 07/26/2013 on 3.14 0
#26 - you mean i can change from my motorola razr? WHAT HAVE I BEEN … 07/24/2013 on Diet 0
#31 - Wait, is this guy really implying that we don't spend enough o… 07/24/2013 on Kanye 0
#25 - Maybe I've been watching too much penn and teller lately, but …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Amazing Sleight Of Hand +1
#34 - RageGuyyourmom (07/24/2013) [-]
Thats all slight is my friend moves that by the average person go unnoticed but once you know alittle about it its pretty hard to be fooled by it
User avatar #27 - communistlover (07/24/2013) [-]
That's because you have eyes.
#41 - I have to ask, why is dave grohl swimming with several dozen o…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Is he still there? 0
User avatar #71 - mrthezho (07/21/2013) [-]
Because someone decided to photoshop him in there to make that joke?
Isn't that kind of obvious?
User avatar #44 - Kairyuka (07/21/2013) [-]
What if I say he's not like the others?
#188 - About 1/20, so about the same chance as calling odd or even dubs. 07/21/2013 on I... what? +3
#269 - Civ V, so i will be there from the beginning of time until whe… 07/20/2013 on Title 0
#11 - Wouldn't smart people make every type of comment faster than p… 07/20/2013 on Sarcasm +2
#749 - Pretty sure I could take him. 07/20/2013 on My little game 0
#748 - **jackassalope rolled a random image posted in comment #4 a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on My little game 0
#749 - jackassalope (07/20/2013) [-]
Pretty sure I could take him.
#77 - Duchamp really liked playing with this idea. He managed to sel… 07/20/2013 on Modern art -1
#98 - Gold is actually worth more than diamonds right now.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on irony +1
User avatar #105 - choclategum (07/18/2013) [-]
It really depends on the cut of the diamond. But when you're going jewelry shopping. You'll ususally end up spending more on the diamond. If you're talking about the gold countries weigh their economy in, then yes it is more valuable. But let's not get into specifics.
#32 - Its not actually a soda, non-carbonated. 07/16/2013 on This soda!! +2
#10 - I'm pretty sure venomous snakes have more than one point at th… 07/16/2013 on Game over nature +49
#7 - Wow, the guys from jackass attempted to pull this off for like… 07/14/2013 on My favourite .gif 0
#5 - My friend had a cat similar to this one, he had an extra 3 toe… 07/12/2013 on Furnitures worst nightmare -1
#36 - This is a site called FUNNYjunk, I meant it as a joke. 07/12/2013 on BATTLESTATIONS! 0
#11 - When you live with your mom, you have a lot of disposable income.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2013 on BATTLESTATIONS! +3
User avatar #19 - bandoslootshare (07/12/2013) [-]
while I agree with you , I think you mean it in a negative tone. I waste over 12,000$ a year living by myself, it wouldn't be bad to have that money and live with my parents. But eventually you need privacy.
#36 - jackassalope (07/12/2013) [-]
This is a site called FUNNYjunk, I meant it as a joke.
User avatar #20 - bandoslootshare (07/12/2013) [-]
$12,000 includes food and rent, which most parents will provide for their kids
#18 - I don't see a single person in this post that is using it as a… 07/12/2013 on Good guy pirate +1
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