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Date Signed Up:6/16/2013
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#12 - So let me get this straight, shes trying to dispell the myth t…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/15/2013 on game gurls -10
User avatar #16 - stonecoldcrazy (08/15/2013) [-]
lol dunno why you're getting thumbed down. I know what you mean. Any chance to show off as much as they can and trying to cover it up by 'trying' to make it funny
User avatar #22 - dtox (08/15/2013) [-]
Except she's purposefully making herself look unattractive in the last couple of panels...

Someone obviously doesn't get the point.
#125 - jackassalope (08/15/2013) [-]
I like how people are thumbing me down because they think that my comment is 100% literal, and not just pointing out something ironic.
User avatar #23 - stonecoldcrazy (08/15/2013) [-]
to cover up the fact she just wants to get half naked on the internet
User avatar #24 - dtox (08/15/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #25 - stonecoldcrazy (08/15/2013) [-]
glad you've seen sense
User avatar #13 - sketchysketchist (08/15/2013) [-]
Then shows how she really looks like without the slutty get up.
Which isn't wrong because now we know what she'll look like once you get married and she decides to let herself go.
#53 - Jumping seems far more useful than the ability to swing a crowbar. 08/14/2013 on you can only pick one +1
#11 - I'm not sure if you can cook it too long while using water as … 08/14/2013 on Condensed Milk 0
#26 - It would work just fine for putting a shot on target, but woul… 08/13/2013 on They did it all for the nucca +1
#98 - also men 08/13/2013 on Internet 0
#18 - He seems like he was pissed off.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on Oh yeah mom?! +3
#22 - partisan (08/12/2013) [-]
Better pissed off than pissed on.
#7 - I like how he's looking at the camera like "yeah, whacha …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on Cat has skills +6
#12 - anonymous (08/12/2013) [-]
Trust me when I say cats a good 80% of the time look at you like you're a dickhead, and they don't understand your problem. Like if you're reading or watching tv they'll walk in jump on sit on your chest blocking your view and when you try to move em, they dig their claws in and look at you like "Do you mind? I'm sitting here"
#15 - Last time i saw this reposed, it was put in ponytime and the c… 08/12/2013 on Description -4
#834 - Not a single word, but to hell with the rules. Mohoro… 08/12/2013 on Comment. +1
#36 - I have no idea why people would pay so much for an animal with… 08/12/2013 on So I heard you like dogs? -2
#44 - Its actually a modified 2x2 design.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on (insert fitting title here) +2
User avatar #47 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/12/2013) [-]
yeah, interesting. I would buy it but it's probably worth 80 dollars or something.
#69 - I do believe you should've said "Starting dump. 3, 2, 1, …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Instant noodles should be... +4
User avatar #70 - nerdicorn (08/11/2013) [-]
DAMN
#9 - I would've just put the bacon on top. Bacon shrinks as it cook…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on Bacon Cheese Burger 0
#19 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [-]
the meat expends have you ever baked a patty? they need to be extremely flat and need holes/cuts in them for excess juice
#15 - make them and throw them into your camper, trunk, tailgate, whatever? 08/10/2013 on Cooking outside... +1
#10 - That's a really long way to say "handsome squidward" 08/10/2013 on Handsome Squidward +11
#43 - The problem with that threat is that FJ is filled with the typ… 08/10/2013 on Wifi +1
#80 - 99% air is an understatement. It's 99% air on 3 different scales. 08/10/2013 on Cool stuff -2
#295 - Google Norman Borlaug, the only man in history who can be cred… 08/10/2013 on GMO Gold +4
#169 - my penis is confused  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on Minesweeper 0
User avatar #170 - heartlessrobot (08/09/2013) [-]
Is it erect?
#14 - To invite an attack you simply lower your guard, you don't flourish.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2013 on I'm quite proud of this one. 0
User avatar #17 - Ardoyanconorvich (07/30/2013) [-]
While you are right, Zysolyn is also correct. A previous user said how one might do these flourishes to parry or something and the opponent, being familiar with this style, throws flourishes to counter parry. It then reaches a stage where neither side wants to stop, as as soon as they attack the opponent will parry and thus have the upper hand. Not being one who actually fences I am going on what I remember, but there was truth in what Zysolyn said
#8 - Actually, by changing their grips, even going from hand to han…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2013 on I'm quite proud of this one. 0
User avatar #9 - zysolyn (07/30/2013) [-]
Someone who was very knowledgeable once posted on a .gif of them doing this, and explained what was happening. I think he said it was kind of like a game of chicken, where they each dared the other to move, allowing them to feint the parry. Swordsmen who are familiar with eachother can beat the other, knowing the weaknesses of his fighting style. I think.
#14 - jackassalope (07/30/2013) [-]
To invite an attack you simply lower your guard, you don't flourish.
User avatar #17 - Ardoyanconorvich (07/30/2013) [-]
While you are right, Zysolyn is also correct. A previous user said how one might do these flourishes to parry or something and the opponent, being familiar with this style, throws flourishes to counter parry. It then reaches a stage where neither side wants to stop, as as soon as they attack the opponent will parry and thus have the upper hand. Not being one who actually fences I am going on what I remember, but there was truth in what Zysolyn said
#46 - 98% effective for the first year with perfect use, but they ha… 07/29/2013 on Mythbusters 0
#112 - Why the hell does the 3d gear appear to have jet engines on it… 07/29/2013 on Attack on Titan 0
#35 - FYI, this looks like the dam the doctor puts in your nose befo… 07/28/2013 on Nose 0
#19 - he was angry/dissapointed that he didnt get a chance to do it,…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on I Just Think He's Too Lazy 0
User avatar #27 - Ninernsu (07/28/2013) [-]
ahh thanks
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