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#122 - More guns = Less crime. Its a pretty clear correlation once yo… 08/23/2013 on Extremist +1
#126 - Cool idea, pretty poor execution. The linework is terrible and… 08/21/2013 on Cool tattoo +3
#3 - @JohnStamos @DaveCoulier ....Yes  [+] (7 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Lesbians! +55
#15 - hillbillypowpow (08/21/2013) [-]
Charlie sheen and Emilio Estevez are brothers.
User avatar #30 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Estevez is Charlie Sheen's real last name.
#31 - hillbillypowpow (08/21/2013) [-]
So why is it not possible that either John Stamos or Dave Coulier changed their last name?
User avatar #33 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
Besides, Sheen is a stage name
User avatar #32 - DoggyBouncer (08/21/2013) [-]
But they didn't.
User avatar #4 - soule (08/21/2013) [-]
And they can't be related by marriage why, exactly?
User avatar #6 - tikledpikle (08/21/2013) [-]
you know that one really good friend you have, that's really close to you and you do everything with? the one that should have been a sibling of yours? i think that's what they are.
#4 - You're going to go watch the trilogy because you have a fetish…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Welcome to the Cantina +3
User avatar #9 - darthblam (08/21/2013) [-]
Bullshit.
Boba Fett (Old-School)
User avatar #19 - akkere (08/21/2013) [-]
They also changed Boba's lines in later editions of the original trilogy so that they were voiced by the actor for Jango, being that Boba was a clone of him after all, to maintain consistency.

Nerd rage occurred thereafter.
User avatar #8 - lordgeneral (08/21/2013) [-]
No, he's going to go watch the trilogy because he has a fetish for a character that never has any vocal chords in the trilogy?
#27 - Looking at trends in one area after a policy change are much m… 08/20/2013 on politics and shit 0
#11 - There are people who DON'T think that weed smells like ass?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Blaze it +1
User avatar #42 - sprok (08/20/2013) [-]
Weed is the most beautiful thing I've ever smelled
#37 - mr skeltal (08/20/2013) [-]
weed smoke maybe. weed smells good.
User avatar #30 - hor (08/20/2013) [-]
I don't.
#24 - 0 wins for america implies they participated. Its part of the joke. 08/20/2013 on Superbowl +2
#86 - People throw around the word "deserve" far too easily. 08/20/2013 on I need this 0
#15 - I hate it when people are fans of halo without reading all of …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2013 on A wizard does not gank XP +2
User avatar #16 - lordgeneral (08/19/2013) [-]
It's a little different when they want to be actively involved in disputes between lotr lore. The stories of middle earth all actively tie into each other. things that happened as asides in the hobbit actively effect the lotr series, and the Silmarilion is the foundation of everything in all tolkien stories. It's an actual history.
#12 - What makes Tammet amazing is not the fact that he is a savant,… 08/19/2013 on The Boy With The Incredible... +1
#40 - wait, EVERY 10 years? It's exponential? So if i go to some his… 08/19/2013 on We didn't need to know that 0
#31 - thats what my mommy always told me. 08/18/2013 on Don't thank me +1
#44 - I'm impressed you knew the exact number of lines required to m…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Girlfriend Hand +8
#45 - hydromatic (08/18/2013) [-]
Lucky guess, to be honest.
User avatar #80 - LePedobear (08/18/2013) [-]
You magnificent bastard!
#28 - I didn't realize anyone had to be told this.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Don't thank me +1
User avatar #30 - slugnugget (08/18/2013) [-]
I guess you think your special now huh?
#31 - jackassalope (08/18/2013) [-]
thats what my mommy always told me.
#16 - Destroying the economy and making your unlimited money worthle… 08/17/2013 on Should I? 0
#4 - I'm kinda curious what the rules are here. Could he have stole…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on Well Fuck 0
User avatar #5 - LtMcG (08/17/2013) [-]
Interference most likely. No strike, no ball. Runners cannot advance. Pitch is not added to pitchers career numbers. So basically no one loses . . . except the bird.
#17 - Gonna have to go with the n64 controller. Those things were bu… 08/17/2013 on pick one +1
#5 - That is one angry penis  [+] (8 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Colossal Banana. +49
#18 - effthree (08/18/2013) [-]
No THIS looks like an angry penis
#20 - disturbedmaster (08/18/2013) [-]
isnt that from the movie tremors
#26 - karkzan (08/18/2013) [-]
It's a lamprey eel. That's a real fucking thing.
#28 - disturbedmaster (08/18/2013) [-]
cool as fuck and damn i was really hoping it was from that move haha
#34 - karkzan (08/18/2013) [-]
I also like those movies. As a fellow fan I present you with this image.
#36 - disturbedmaster (08/18/2013) [-]
haha nice
#51 - jabzilla (08/18/2013) [-]
I know im late to the tremors party but I gave yall all thumbs up cuz of the great series! plus if you know where to look you can get all 4 movies in one dvd and it only cost me $10 and its a great way to kill a weekend
#52 - disturbedmaster (08/18/2013) [-]
its never late to join the tremors party XD and try the piratebay if thats your thing. im not two sure of anyplaces you can get all four for under 10 id say try your local pawnshop bestbuy or movie shop
#6 - Does anyone know if he actually has OCD? Or is it just a part …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2013 on OCD Poem (All the Feels) +4
#7 - Paintchips (08/17/2013) [-]
He does actually have OCD, his name is Niel Hilborn. The poem was not written with the repeated lines, those are actual ticks. It was written about a girlfriend that was on and off for quite some time due to the difficult of living with his severe OCD. He has had intensive therapy and is no longer with the girlfriend by his own choice.
User avatar #11 - sweener (08/21/2013) [-]
You can tell with the "Blows out candles" Line where he struggles to stop the tick and continue with the poem.
User avatar #8 - PurpleLemonade (08/17/2013) [-]
The ticks actually are part of the poem. Here's an older version:

Neil Hilborn - "OCD"
#10 - its impossible to see it close up, but there's nothing stoppin… 08/17/2013 on End Of a Rainbow Rare +3
#10 - Hope you like fondant, you're gonna be eating a lot of it. 08/17/2013 on So my cousin made me this... +3
#35 - It doesn't actually answer the question as presented, and does…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on Tumblr with a twist +2
#45 - ennemi (08/17/2013) [-]
it's fucking 2 pages on a stupid ass comment, what did you expect ?
#33 - Those who find flaws in others arguments and those who resort …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2013 on I need this +3
User avatar #85 - doodogger (08/20/2013) [-]
Anyone can do it if they put their heart to it. Anyone without heart doesn't deserve to lose the weight.
#86 - jackassalope (08/20/2013) [-]
People throw around the word "deserve" far too easily.
#125 - I like how people are thumbing me down because they think that… 08/15/2013 on game gurls 0
#22 - The joke is that this track would probably sound better withou… 08/15/2013 on Making Music Using Call of... +1
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