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#103 - Many of these remind me of something Douglas Adams might write… 09/02/2013 on analogies +3
#124 - Just because you shouldn't EXPECT anything for doing a nice de… 09/02/2013 on Nice men 0
#48 - With the right weapons, energy is quite fun. With pew pew, you… 09/01/2013 on Game of Fucking Thorns... 0
#71 - Nanotechnology doesn't have to mean nanobots. It just implies …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on Gimme gimme!!! +1
User avatar #111 - igneous (09/01/2013) [-]
They don't, because I've never heard of it and I work in the field...
#469 - **jackassalope rolled a random image posted in comment #3459… 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
#8 - hell, even with the ipad, i remember pictures of steve jobs ho… 08/31/2013 on Seriously 0
#31 - I don't mind the look of it as much as i mind the fact that it… 08/30/2013 on 2DS 0
#55 - Pretty sure that's just a fansub taking liberties. Could be wr… 08/29/2013 on Even Anime Reference It 0
#214 - Comment deleted 08/27/2013 on The Flash in an attosecond 0
#14 - If you look closely, it shifts as he open it. Probably fell of…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on It was already broken 0
User avatar #16 - romdomcom (08/27/2013) [-]
It's a sliding door
#75 - Comment deleted 08/27/2013 on The Flash in an attosecond 0
#74 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2013 on The Flash in an attosecond +1
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#248 - Am i the only one here who doesnt think there is a right choic… 08/27/2013 on Who would win in a fight 0
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#69 - I think the best ones are the random alley rats that come and … 08/27/2013 on Yus, totally makes sense +5
#114 - I'm glad that this content said "live action" becaus… 08/26/2013 on Good Guy Heath +8
#7 - I would prefer a sword that doesn't require a moment's thought…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2013 on I find weird stuff reading... +1
User avatar #8 - honyahonya (08/26/2013) [-]
WITH A SWORD THAT BIG WHO NEEDS TO THINK!?
User avatar #14 - crazylance (08/26/2013) [-]
Well actually, with that kind of Flamberge you should think. I mean, you have a multitude of ways to wield it and use it, some more effective than the others but all depending on which suits you.
#11 - This quote always interested me, because it also means that ea…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2013 on meh 0
User avatar #28 - lazorgator (08/26/2013) [-]
Dothraki dont need to marry to have children, and look at the lifestyle, is 4 kids hard to believe?
#12 - Womens Study Major (08/26/2013) [-]
logically, yes. but with a tribe as barbaric as the dothraki, i would think that quite a few children are had out of wedlock. that and the fact that they dont have birth control in the time in history (assuming)
#16 - and the most comfortable chair in the world that just ha… 08/26/2013 on noice +3
#66 - The thigh can exert more force than any other muscle. The rest…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2013 on One of humanity's greatest... 0
#71 - nhk (08/25/2013) [-]
Ignoring the fact that the thigh isn't a muscle. The first sentence of that article states that "since three factors affect muscular strength simultaneously and muscles never work individually, it is misleading to compare strength in individual muscles, and state that one is the 'strongest'." What you have is an opinion, not a fact.
#64 - "Too"? your link supports me lol  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2013 on One of humanity's greatest... 0
#65 - nhk (08/25/2013) [-]
"The thigh IS the single strongest muscle in the body"
There is no single strongest muscle in the body.
#66 - jackassalope (08/25/2013) [-]
The thigh can exert more force than any other muscle. The rest have qualifiers.
#71 - nhk (08/25/2013) [-]
Ignoring the fact that the thigh isn't a muscle. The first sentence of that article states that "since three factors affect muscular strength simultaneously and muscles never work individually, it is misleading to compare strength in individual muscles, and state that one is the 'strongest'." What you have is an opinion, not a fact.
#20 - Your tongue is the strongest muscle by size/weight, but that's…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2013 on One of humanity's greatest... +8
User avatar #23 - BlackBerru (08/25/2013) [-]
ok i see your point now, my bad. carry on
#15 - Lean-shoes aren't actually that hard to use, your thighs are t…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/25/2013 on One of humanity's greatest... 0
#19 - BlackBerru (08/25/2013) [-]
wrong, your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body.
#21 - nhk (08/25/2013) [-]
That's actually wrong too.
#64 - jackassalope (08/25/2013) [-]
"Too"? your link supports me lol
#65 - nhk (08/25/2013) [-]
"The thigh IS the single strongest muscle in the body"
There is no single strongest muscle in the body.
#66 - jackassalope (08/25/2013) [-]
The thigh can exert more force than any other muscle. The rest have qualifiers.
#71 - nhk (08/25/2013) [-]
Ignoring the fact that the thigh isn't a muscle. The first sentence of that article states that "since three factors affect muscular strength simultaneously and muscles never work individually, it is misleading to compare strength in individual muscles, and state that one is the 'strongest'." What you have is an opinion, not a fact.
User avatar #22 - BlackBerru (08/25/2013) [-]
then what is it einstein?
#24 - nhk (08/25/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle#The_.22strongest.22_human_muscle

I'm not going to waste my time explaining it but here's a link
#20 - jackassalope (08/25/2013) [-]
Your tongue is the strongest muscle by size/weight, but that's not what I said. The thigh IS the single strongest muscle in the body because its a big fucking muscle.
User avatar #23 - BlackBerru (08/25/2013) [-]
ok i see your point now, my bad. carry on
#64 - I hate to ask, but how old is your girlfriend?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Funny title here +4
User avatar #81 - ryapr (08/25/2013) [-]
turning 18 in a couple months, she says it mostly as a joke, cause she thinks that vaginas are nasty in general, and men have odd tastes for liking them so much
User avatar #91 - clappedcrack (08/25/2013) [-]
**clappedcrack rolls 1,703** There's still time for Jackassalope
#42 - Because its a shoop 08/25/2013 on Ghetto Booty +2
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