Ohai. c:

hell Izzy

Wat?

hi

Hello! c:

Hallo! c:

**zetsumeitaka flips a semi-truck trailer**

Sorry!
I'm in a Skype call. D:

...


i still don't have my own laptop so i never get to join any fun sky calls.

and i'm using the money i have now for my own car..

weeee for using my moms craptop.

I'm sorry. :c

don't be.

Hallo?

how was orientation?

Go the fuck to sleep.
<3

I dun wanna.
Even though it's 2:06 Am and I have a final tomorrow.

Fucking sleep, man.

Ehhhhhhh.
I don't know.
Sorta hard to.

Go to sleeeeeeeep.

Make me.
c:

I'm sorry you had such an experience with a bitch.

meh but I will say that I have have gotten some positive things

1) I know where I have been the most angry I have ever been and I held that anger for over 7 days.
This let me raise my natural get mad level.
Things that I would normally get mad I don't anymore

2) I have unlocked my killing instinct. I know now that I can kill a person without any resistance. I have completely dehumanized my enemy.
Imagine killing a lover. You know that person has a special connection with you and I can now sever something as strong as that.

Well, despite the horrible situation, it ended up being beneficial to the career you're about to have.

it might even save my life

but the day or night before I leave for boot I'll text her and say how she gave me the ability to kill mercilessly and without effort or second thought

Indeed.
And you definitely should.

It will mind fuck her so much

knowing that her words could cause the deaths of maybe over a hundred people maybe even more

"YOU CAUSED THIS! YOU SEE THOSE DEATHS ON THE NEWS? YOUR FAULT, BITCH!"

And I slept like a baby all those nights

It's funny because she's trying to become a psychologist

HAH! Oh, I can't wait to see how that might affect her psychologically.

Yes and I will return to her as a marine

fucking jacked and ripped

with my head up high and my balls hang low

Then I'll punt that bitch in her cunt

Record that shit.

I can't

I'm technically government property

and if I get in serious trouble I don't go to a state prison or anything I go to a military prison and those are not fun

No evidence

Ohai. c:
I have to call for orientation tomorrow...

trust me it's boring

if you have a 5th graders level you'll be fine

I did mine literally asleep

I probably won't be able to fall asleep... I'll be too focused on other things...

oh?

Usually when I drift off, my mind goes to sex...

>be me
>be single
>be 21

my mind is always on sex

I even have a flirty thing going with one of my managers

I used to be like that.
I don't know how I got myself to stop...

Well you girls are luck you can hide being horny easier than males

I'm lucky I can orgasm easily and have no one know.

As a guy I don't know how to process that

orgasm easily......good

have no one know......BAD BAD BAD

Only when it happens in public.
I can show it when I'm alone.

I swear

you girls are like a rubix cube in a chinese puzzle box

Hah. I know.
That's why other girls make me nervous if I'm attracted to them as more than friends.
Especially the one girl who asked me out. She told me she'd never had an orgasm with a guy. And I've never been with a girl, so I felt quite a bit of pressure.
I'm kind of glad that date fell through. I would have freaked out if we had sex...

Well I'm hopeless with women

to be honest frankly when it comes to dating them

One time when I told an ex I was bi

she told me I sucked so bad at sex that they thought I was gay

I don't even know how she was able to connect the dots on that

**izzygirl hugs you**
I'm sorry, man.
Honestly though, it's not always the man's fault if a woman doesn't orgasm.
Focusing too much on trying to achieve orgasm is often why women have such a difficult time getting one. They tense up too much, and aren't able to just enjoy the ride.

I know I'm not a sex god

but she lost her virginity at 14 while I was almost 18

She has waaaaay more uh....experience and expectations than me

That's another problem. She probably put too much pressure on you, and had her own hard to reach expectations. It's not your fault. c:

yeah but being told that can really hurt a guy where it hurts

imagine being called fat, ugly, your boobs are too small, and everybody laughs at you all rolled into one little sentence

I literally planned to kill her in cold blood if I saw her for the entire week after that

Thing is, I have been called all that in one sentence (minus the small boobs, because the girl's boobs were smaller than mine).
I know how much it hurts...

yeah

I have never been more angry in my life after she said that

It was only because of pure willpower that I didn't kill her

I knew exactly where she lived and I knew I could of easily overpowered her and slit her throat

izzygirl?

hallo!

I was at a festival, I'm sorry! D:

olay o-lay

o-lay oHay.

heya! c:

Hey there! c:

what's up? :3

Not much. You? c:

watching a good day to die hard, since my parents rented it c:

I also have 2 days off this weekend (friday and saturday), so I was wondering if you wanted to go to the zoo then. presuming my mom lets me borrow the jeep of course.

I have my first full days of work Friday and Saturday. :c

haaaay?


you still there?

what time do you go in to work?

i would quit if it wasn't for the fact that I really want to go to the zoo with you.

and everyone seems so proud of me for finally having a job... I'de hate to let them down.

but i also feel like i'm just holding everyone in the backroom back. like i'm slowing everything down...

most of the time, i just can't keep up with the extremely high pace back there.. i just can't D: i'm not an extremely physical person. :c

well it's mainly because this wendys is right across the parking lot from the walmart. a lot of us go over there to get food at lunch, it saves us money, and promotes employees to go eat there.

it's a win win.

There's a target just down the road from the McDonald's I'm working at.
There are a whole bunch of ways McD's employees can earn giftcards there.

that's cool o:

walmart barely gives its own employees jack.

after 90 days we get a discount card

for 10% off small stuff.

way to show us hard workers some love walmart.

After 90 days, I get dental and health care at McDonald's. c:

we get that....

after working for a year....

McDonald's sounds pretty good now, doesn't it?

it does.


they're one of the places i applied that never even gave me an interview.

I probably wouldn't have gotten an interview if I didn't know the manager very personally.

i know a store manager and i still couldn't get hired at gamestop.


gamestop.

it's so hard to get into, that even if you have an employee referal from a store manager you probably won't get hired.

:c

well.

at least I have a job....for now.

After my 90 days i'm probably going to get fired....

I don't think you will. You've been working hard, and you haven't complained to anyone at work (right?).
You should be fine. c:

a manager told my supervisor i was "Worthless".....

:c

yeah....

**izzygirl hugs**

**zetsumeitaka hugs** when my friend told me that. (he's the back-up IMS lead) i literally died a little on the inside. ._.

:C

it's kay.

did you have fun?

I didn't have to socialize with strangers. It went much better than expected.

anyway, what kind of festival was it?

You're not a complete stranger. I know you well enough that I could talk with you.
And it's a church festival. I have to work tomorrow and Sunday as well...

ah.

I too have to work tomorrow and sunday.

but saturday is always a light day.


sunday however...

sunday is a 2 truck day.


and thursday was brutal enough to nearly break me.

I hope it doesn't hurt as much as Thursday did. :c

yeah..

also, glad that you can say you know me. c:

i think you may be one of the very very few people who actually can say that.

If I didn't know you, I wouldn't be excited to go to the zoo with you, silly. c:

c:

c:

i'm going to start looking for a car next week :3

I start working next week! c:

i know!

I hope you have more fun working than I am.

I don't think work will ever really be fun. :I

It can be fun...

unless you work for walmart unloading trucks.

D:

I'm working for McDonald's. I don't think it'll be that much more fun....

I seriously about stabbed some guy at wendys because he was being a total asshole to the staff there.

(Wendys also gives us walmart employees a discount)

Target has a thing with McDonald's, I get it. c:

what do you call going to the zoo with me?

I'm a stranger. in a sense.

and you're going to be socializing with me.


(i also made everyone on friendly mad by saying no when scout should be added to ssb came up)

Ohai. c:

c:
What up?

Not much. Going to eat some cinnamon buns and wash my mother's car before going to work at a festival. How about you?

Staying inside because it's burning outside

I have to soocializeeeeee.
And I have to see the first guy to ever break my heart.
This weekend is going to suck.

Quick! Bring a sock full of apples and beat him with it

I can't. D:

Oranges, whatever kind of hard object

I'll be too busy working to beat him. :c

Ah well

:C

Bring something to hit him with!

I can't. It's too late for me to be angry with him.

Ohai! c:

So get this

There is a chance I can get shipped in July

Nice! c:

I could be at boot in less than a month then instead over 4 months from now

Hope you can handle it, man! c:

Nothing will stop me Izzy

I repeat nothing

I have come to far to stop

That's good! I'm glad things are working out for you, man. c:

yeah this was something much needed

Since yesterday sucked so bad

Yeah. What happened yesterday?

basically long story short broke up with best friend in a bad way

I had to run to walmart to get a tub of ice cream because I had to work the next morning and couldn't drink the pain away

:c

Don't get sad

I'm over it and I'll move on

Umm....hi?

Hello

How ya doin? c:

Very bored

Me too.

Yay we're the same. So what up?

Not much. In a group Skype call with 8 other people. :I
You>

Glad I'm not in a group call

I'm going rollerblading. I'll be back on later.
D:

alright

Hey, I'm back. c:

hey

have fun?

Yep! My legs feel pretty good. c:

Everyone used to try and make me roller blade when I was younger.

Before they found out I had this, leg, problem.

Shit was intense.

Kept falling over and stuff.

Aww damn. :c

Well, how was your day? c:

I'm not really sure.

It's the same as always, But my life is sort of on a standstill right now.

For the first time ever I feel like i'm in control.

I've got offered an apprenticeship in Creative Media which would open up a path to university for me.

But I haven't actually finished a course in college yet.

So i'm not really sure what to do.

You should take the apprenticeship. c:
I'm in a similar situation. I just filled out a job application for McDonald's and had an interview yesterday. I'm just waiting for a call from the manager that says the background check is clear. Then I have to call the corporate office to set an appointment to get my uniform. :I

The problem is though that I get paid £76 a week minimum for it.

And it's technically a job, So the extra disability benefits for my mother and me will be cut and we'll be pushed right back in the form of income.

In other words we wouldn't be able to afford certain things, Like the internet bill for example.

Damn...

Mhm.

That's what my mothers told me anyway...


And well, She tends to lie, quite a lot.

So we'll see what happens.

Anyway whatcha up too?

You should take it anyway. She could be lying about the disability being cut.

I don't want to risk it.

I know it sounds rather pathetic but i've put my whole life into meeting people here, over the last year and a half i've met the most amazing people, I don't want to just give that up.

I understand, man. That's why it took so long for me to finally get off my ass and get a job and a temporary license.
I know I'll get to meet people as a result, and that's why I'm able to go through it. c:

U wot m8?

Nighty night! c:

I guess I'll take my sleeping pills =p

I can't sleep :c

THREE

OVERTIMES

WHAT THE HELL

She fell asleep and kept waking up after every overtime.

Hahahaha

Shaw dropped the 'F'-bomb on live, national tv.

I MISSED THAT

Lol, it was in the interview after the goal.


I hate Shaw with a fiery passion though.

DAMN
HOW DID I MISS THAT?

Ahahahaha, It's already on youtube.

Link me, PLEASE<3

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj-TLcxqw4k

Oh shit...I didn't even hear it the first time, I had to play it again.

lol yeah

i had to rewind it when it happened

Nice!

Now that the games over i need to find something to do now :/

I dunno. My boyfriend's out boarding, so I'm in a Skype call to pass the time. :I

I'd sleep but I'm not tired -.-

Do you have school?

Nope.

Homeschooling is the whip, at least when I basically chose to get out early.

Ah, nice. c:

Hell yeah man.

You should still go to sleep though. =P

I think I will


G'night c:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I should c:

I'm sorry, man. I understand how you're feeling.

The only thing I have left in my life really is the Marines

That's the only thing I can work for

Funny earlier today I was talking about how happy I've generally became

:c

I would normally say that I'm never coming back to this site but since I rarely leave my house besides work I always come back eventually

I would leave for boot right now if I could

Sp00ky

:I

ghoooooost

Hey there! c:

how about you? what's your favorite season?

I like fall. c:

bleh, i'm bored, what's up with you?

all the pretty leaves, and has cooler weather.

fall is nice.

if I wasn't such an ice nut i'de like the fall.

but i love the cold.

and the snow.

snowwwww~ C:

hey hey hey!

Ohey. c:

what's up? How'd the interview go?

Pretty good! I'll have to go to the corporate office Monday to get my uniform. c:

congrats! c: when do you start? and what shift will you work?

Third shift, I'll start Tuesday. The training will only be from 8-11PM though. The shift will actually start Friday from 10PM-5AM.

D: I won't get to talk to you until 5am? :c

I'm sorry. D:
Third shift will do that. D:

:c..

damn mcdonalds... stealing away the only person who actually talks to me... :cc

I'm sorry. D:

right? D:

YES, yes we do. c:
BUT, since you've reminded me, you need to know I'll be gone from July 3-9th. GOing to Kansas. I might not have internet down there...

D: alright..

i might not have 2 days in a row off for a while anyway. so no worries.

getting paid next week, meaning starting next week i get to start hunting for a car. c:

Good! I hope I can get a car soon myself. c:

yus c:


i'm going to try to find something 4 wheel drive,


unless i can somehow talk my mom into letting me get a camaro.... >> <<

4 wheel drive is nice. c:

especially in the snow .

I'm going to love it in the winter! c:

I always love it in the winter :3

Winter is my favorite season, by far!

don't be. it's not your fault. it's mcdonalds :c


besides, we still have the zoo.... right?

what's up? how are you?

I'm good, how are you? c:

...

have you ever had strawberry Sunkist soda?

sore. hungry.

making a totinos pizza c:

had to stay at work for an extra hour, since stuff got left undone, and the rest of the unloaders left. though i think that earned me some brownie points with the support and assistant managers.

I just had one earlier! c:
And yes, I've tried Strawberry Sunkist. c:

it's freaking

DELICIOUS! C:

i grabbed a 2litre of it yesterday x3

was only a dollar, how could I resist D:

ONLY A DOLLAR?

well, technically 1.06 because stupid tax.

yes.

1 dollar

for a 2 liter.

Nice!
I might have to go to Walmart and see if they have it. c:

yus.

yus you should. c:

I MIGHT!
I have an interview at McDonald's tomorrow....

o:

I hope it goes well!

I hope it does too!

chances are we'll have gone to the zoo before i've managed to get a computer with a working camera though... ._.

good luck!

I hope you get the job, so we can go to that zoo! :3

It's okay. Just try to keep those hands to platonic areas. c:

So when will you and Xero bone?

Whenever one of us has the funds to fly to the other.

I happy for you

Thanks! <3

I'm so bored right now
I finally have a night off and I'm like.........fuck I'm lonely

I
Am
Going to go shower. c:

ok
talk
to
you
later

I'm done with my shower! c:

Yay

c:

I has more vodka

Ohai. c:

what's up girl?

Not much. I'm about to take a shower.
You?

Just drinking some Vodka

I'll talk to you after your shower

Eh, shower's going to wait a bit. c:

oh I see

So anything new with you?

Not much, really. I have that interview tomorrow, then I'm working a festival this weekend.
How about you? c:

I ended up doing an 8 hour shift today that was my day off
They called me at 6:40 in the morning after I couldn't fall asleep till past 4
When I got home I could pass out but managed to get like a hour nap
Worked out and stuff

I feel like a zombie

Damn, dude. That sucks. D:

Yeah I tried thinking of a way to sugar coat it but couldn't think of anything

Thankfully Vodka is helping me pull through

Blah, I'm not looking forward to working....

The best advice I can recommend for you is to buy good shoes with good support and padding. You'll be on your feet for 6~8 hours straight so you'll feet it in your feet if anything

Fffffuck. Okay...

I'm just letting you know because I care about you ^_^

I know, and I greatly appreciate it. <3

I sense the vodka really kicking in now

I want to apologize for any disrespectful things that are bound to happen in advance

Well, I forgive you for anything you might do. c:

**redheartnurse pinches your butt**

Just want to test a theory

Hey, man, that butt belongs to someone else. =P

I sorry

Well that sucks. :c
Sorry for the late response. I made a pizz. c:

Haha its cool.


Sorry for mine, was watching TV with my father.

I'm about to take a shower, so my response will be delayed again. c:

Ah okay.

A 1am shower?

Yep. I'm a night person.

Yeah me too.

I'm done with my shower. c:

Welcome back!

Thanks! c:

So whats up?

Not much, you? c:

Not much, just watching tv and playing a game.


Debating on whether I should sleep.

You should probably go to sleep, man.

Yeah I know.


Insomnia sucks, though.

I wouldn't know what insomnia is like.
I sleep just fine, I just don't sleep until 8AM.

Haha I've had some nights like that.


Yeah, I think I will crash. Night c:

Nighty night! <3

Pizza*

Girls like me don't leave the house often. D:

Well dammit D:


Because you have a great personality
(from what I can tell.)

I'll be leaving the house more often. I finally applied for a job. I have an interview tomorrow. Then I'm working a festival this weekend and I have to be social and aksdjuifyreuhtf people are scary.

I need to do that too.


The reason I haven't is exactly that, people are scary.

I only had the confidence to put through an application because my godmother mentioned the job, and because the money would go toward meeting my boyfriend.

I'd probably still be avoiding applications for anything if it weren't for those reasons. :I