I wanna sleep...but...people....

We should sleep at the same time, Becus, i've been worried that my sleeping pattern is gonna go back to normal then we wouldn't be able to talk as much.

My sleeping schedule is never normal. We'd still be able to talk, just not at the times we usually do. :3

I guess.

But you're good to talk too when I just wake up.

I'm groggy and usually sad at that time.

Awww. D:
Don't let your sleep schedule get fixed then, silly. =P

I can't help it, I had to stay up too watch Doctor Who on TV today.
(Which was disappointing)

Now i'm staying up for the newest episode of Attack on Titan.

There's just so much stuff going on.

I'll miss your gayface on the morning

D:
I'll try to stay awake, but I'm going to end up crashing in about 8 hours...and that's if I'm lucky.

No, Don't stay awake.

Gosleep

Like now.

Then i'll go to sleep.

And we should wake up around the same time.

Logic right?

if you want to sleep anyway, I don't know, Sleeping is nice.

But...people. D:

People are gay

I'm the coolest, sexiest person you know.

Go sleep and have your usual dream about your sexual endeavours with me, Which includes Washing a car, Disco Dancing and Sexy tiems in space.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

magic

sexy magic

Stop using your sexy British magic on me.

i can't help it baybe, I just got so much mojo.

D:

accept it

Oh hayo!

Ohaiyo! c:

How are you?

I only have ten left to get.
I got a medal on Big Rock Finish.
Be jelly.

Just got my remix 10 medal

goml

FAK

Yeeeeah

Fuk u gayface!

NOU!

Tell me when you get it

Oh yeah, You wont, lol

:c

Nuh, i'm sorry, sh, stop being sad face

Meanie gaybutt.

nou

Nou.

Have you got one for remix 9?

That shit's hard

and nou

I don't have one for remix 2, 5, 9, or 10.

asdgasdg

this is hard

Fffff, now I have to try Remix 9.....

I NEARLY GOT IT.

I GOT 3 COMPLIMENTS BUT JUST AN OK

I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS
YOU GET THREE COMPLIMENTS BUT THEN IT'S JUST OK
FAK

That's enough Rhythm Paradise for today.

Why aint you on skype buttface?

BOOM

MEDAL

DATS WHATCHU GET

Boop!

How goes it?

Pretty good.
I made dinner for the first time in a while.
How about you?

Just got home.
Went to a party and stuff, and crashed on my bassist's couch.

How was the party?

It was alright, me and the bassist were rocking out, and I drank a bit too much.

I started DJ'ing at one point and I finally crashed at 4:30am

You need to take it a bit easy with the drinking, man.

But alcohol tastes good. ;~;

I know....

I didn't say anything to you while I was drunk, did I?

No, you didn't. :3
I just don't want you to drink way too much one night. <3

Just checking.
I usually have a habit of saying weird shit while drunk.

I won't, I'm usually good about my drinking. <3

Haha, so far the only thing you've said to me while drunk is that I'm a butt. =P
I'm glad to hear that. <3

Well you are a butt.

Nu-uh. You're a butt.

Nou.

Nou!

I make dinner for my whole family.
Oddly enough, what I'm making is vegetarian. Just orzo with tomatoes and seasonings.
It's really good, but it makes too much for just me.

No one ever cooks food I can eat...

I can't think of any way to get off of food....

I make all kinds of food.
The only meat I really eat anymore, unless someone else cooks, is chicken.
Other than that, I pretty much eat vegetarian. Especially in summer, I pretty much eat fruits for every meal.

Sorry, bye, have to go out to dinner with my grandparents.

Take care.

Aww. Enjoy dinner!

I ATE SO MUCH TOFU AND NOODLES YOU HAVE NO IDEA.


Haha, I did thanks.

How was your orzo?

It was DELICIOUS!
Because I made it with basil-infused olive oil!

MMM<3

So you know your way around a spice cabinet?

Of course I do!
My preferred spices are basil and oregano. Put one or both in everything. Yum<3

I don't know what spices do what.

So I just do what recipes say...

Getting off the topic of food...

Are you in school still?

Nope. I didn't go to college after graduating high school.
I was supposed to work for a year and then go, but I ended up taking care of my niece off and on the whole year...

I follow recipes too, but once I get used to a recipe, I start experimenting. Not until I've really thought about what would be good though.

I'm better at cooking out of the kitchen...

Like... brewing up fancy decks of Magic Cards... Which... is a hobby of mine... Because I'm a nerd and loser. c:

You can be my buddy now.

I've been reading the Nedroid Picture Diary.
I just got to the one in which Reginald set himself on fire for a joke.

It sounds like you're enjoying it if you've already read that far.

I'm glad.

What other webcomics do you read?

I am enjoying them!
Umm...
I read Oglaf, Sister Claire, Seed, Go Get a Roomie, Menage a 3, Eerie Cuties, Sticky Dilly Buns, Magic Chicks, Dangerously Chloe, Life, and Flaky Pastry.
I need to catch up on all of them, actually....

The only one I know of on that list is Oglaf.

I really need to recommend Dr. Cat. You could read the whole thing in less than a day.

I'll gladly read it if you send me a link!
I enjoy way too many webcomics for my own good though.

doctorcatmd.com/2011-01-10/doctor-cat

The good or bad thing about doctor cat is it really only seems to update every other friday.

So it's easy to keep up with.

Awesome!
I just have to add it to my bookmarks of webcomics now!

50% of my bookmark bar is webcomics.

Mine's about to end up that way...

Awesome.


This is a really stupid question but were you that anon who asked questions about me yesterday?

I never go anon when asking questions.
What were they asking?

www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/thevoiceoftruth/4362686/Friendly/2149971#2149971

This.

Still no idea who it was...

Oh well.

Huh...
That's....a bit personal.

I don't like talking about sex and masturbation much....

Yeah it was weird...

Are you 19?

Yes I am!
I'm pretty open about sex and masturbation, but probably because I haven't had sex much....

You looked more mature in that picture of you...
Huh.

I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE I'M AGAINST I T OR ANYTHING.
But I just don't think it's normal conversation... I'm kinda shy about that stuff...

Yeah....my looks are nothing to judge my age by.
I've had people think I'm anywhere from 14-26.
And that was in the same day....within an hour of each other...

I probably wouldn't be that open about it in person, but over the internet, anything is conversation.

And you seem apt at conversation.

Well what do you tend to talk about?

I'm not great at conversation in person. I'm really shy and quiet actually.
Lately, the only time I talk is when it's about hockey...

But I can talk about anything and everything. Though a lot of my conversations with people somehow end up being about food.
Speaking of which, I really need to make dinner...

NOT SURE IF I SHOULD TALK ABOUT FOOD OR NOT.
Ahhh fine.

You make dinner for your family? Or is this just your own food? I never make dinner for anyone other than myself. I'm the only vegetarian in my family.

HAHAHA!
Oh gosh. I remember him gasping, but then he didn't say anything after that.

Hiyo

just woke up.

Got applejuice.

Chicks dig the applejuice.

Ohai!
I still have the cranberry blueberry blackberry juice I've been drinking.

I waaaant it.

Also, How'd you enjoy the call the other night?

Be honest with me, I know we're all retarded.

It was amusing.
I did not expect to take nudes though...

Wait wat?

Umm....yeah...
Milkbones started asking questions and then asked for nudes because I wasn't wearing anything...

OH my fucking god those guys.

I'm so sorry.

It's okay.
I wasn't expecting Micro to BEG for them though.
Like seriously.
He begged.

That's micro...

Anyway what're you up too?

Not much.
Talking to you, texting, Skyping, and browsing Friendly.
You?

Just waking up

I'll probably grab a bite to eat then start up another call if you're interested?

Sure I'm interested!

Hai!

How are you?

Pretty good, how are you?

Very tired. Thinking about getting into bed. I'd call you but you wouldnt answer

Well go to sleep if you're tired!

I will!

But there's so many genres to choose from, how could they not like at least one?
I enjoy almost everything.
Classical, swing, classic rock, alternative, techno, electro-swing, Kpop, Jpop, and international music.
How about you?

I'd listen to anything if I enjoy it.

Lately it's been electro, classical piano, and soft rock.

I particularly enjoy this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBYg3N-uvAc&list=PLr1KMVmuYZpbHxY6RvcCsGl4ltF0H9J8J&index=1

Although i'm not sure what genre it is.

I'm not really sure how to classify that either, but it does sound nice!

I'm just gonna call it folk soft rock.

Yeah

That about fits it.

College was so tiring yesterday, We played this stupid game where you had to write down a secret on a piece of paper, put it in a box and people pulled one out and had to guess who's secret it is.

I pulled out a piece of paper saying "I have the biggest crush on Evan and if I could i'd take him home with me"

I'm usually the quiet one in my class so I just blushed up like instantly, There was only two people left without their secret, A rather pretty girl and the teacher, I just refused to give it too anyone until the guy sat next to me admitted to making two then proceeded to jokingly attempt to make out with me.

I wasn't sure to be relieved are rather sad.

I bet it was the girl, but she was so shy the guy decided to help her out.

Yeah right.

The girl is as quiet as me, I doubt she'd write something like that down

I'd write something like that down, and I was always extremely shy.
But that's because i wouldn't expect it to be read out loud...

I doubt i'd make a good boyfriend IRL anyway.

I'm nearly completely anti-social.

I'm gonna change that once I can walk properly though, I keep telling myself anyway

That's why I think I'd make a terrible girlfriend. Unless someone makes me go out, I'd prefer staying inside on the internet.

Why does the internet have to be so cool?

I don't know!

Because I can be as messed up as I am and no one judges me!

Yis.

We're all a little weird on the inside.

I guess when we come to terms with it you can get insanely close friends.

All these people who socialize in person just don't understand how much more enjoyable everything is when you're honest with your sick side.

Definitely<3

I like you

I like you too! <3

I just had a granola bar.
It's so warm the chocolate was melting all over the wrapper.

Granola bars are cool.

Hi

How's thangs?

Pretty good, got a puppy running around my room, and I'm drinking cranberry blueberry blackberry juice now!

cranberry blueberry blackberry juice?

I want it.

That reminds me there's a smoothie bar in my town center and it does the BEST smoothies, I haven't been to town in so long.

I'm craving KFC i haven't had it since I was a kid.

It's delicious.
I haven't had a smoothie in a year.
I should make myself one sometime...
I had KFC a few weeks ago. It was okay, but I wasn't hungry enough for it.
I haven't had much of an appetite unless it's like 4 in the morning.

If you're gonna make a smoothie I recommend banana apple and orange.

It's delishus

I'm dancing about in my chair to music.

I have apples and oranges, but no bananas.
WHAT DO?

Sacrifice children so the gods will supply you with banana's

There aren't any children nearby for me to sacrifice!

Then make some children

You're a girl, Use your girl powers.

Ew, no. I don't want to be pregnant!

You can cook, Make a kid from some ingredients.

You can do that right?

But I don't have chemical X!

Okay do you remember when you invented the "house" trademark?

Just fill it with candy and hopes and dreams and kids from all over the world will come to feed on it

Absolutely foolproof

What if I just make the "house" out of candy?
Like in Hansel and Gretel!

Yis, Excellent!

But don't forgot the hopes and dreams part, Children feed on it like it's their life essence.

Ahh yes, and sprinkle in plenty of white lies. Will do!

The perfect trap....

So, While we wait, Do you like music?

Of course I like music!
Who doesn't like music?

I know somebody who doesn't weirdly.

But cool, What type of music do you enjoy?

<3

Something bothering you?

I can't tell if you're being serious of not

I've had a pretty shit day week and I just don't know about anything anymore

I'm being serious.
What all happened this week?

I...

Just...Uhm

It's not important really, I'm just thinking

If you need to talk about it, I'm always here to listen, man.
Until then, I won't pry. <3

Ahhh, I kind of want to work with animals, but I want to make sure they're tame....

well, its just a small wildlife rehab center.

they get in squirrels, oppossum, bats, Tons of birds. that's about it.

and they're just teeny tiny when they get them in most of the time so they're harmless.

I'd enjoy doing something like that.

aren't there any places like that down where you are?

the one here is always welcome for volunteers. Most of their staff are actually.

There probably is, I just haven't looked...

well you should. try looking into your areas park system.

If it has one. see if they have a wildlife rehabilitation center. C:

I miss my old buddy Raptors (birds of prey) at the center. They were wounded in a way that made them unable to be released so they were program animals. One was an American Kestrel named arial, and the other an eastern screech owl named Taz. They were my buddies. :C

There are several parks around here, I wouldn't know which to go to...

well.

It would be the park system.

Like,
the single entity that runs said parks in a county.

Like here it's the Stark Parks system.

I have no idea where to go for that...

look it up online.

I suppose I could when I start looking for a job...

jobs.....


ugh.


and now I remembered how sore I am.

Hey, at least it pays.

i suppose.

but holy hell i can barely move my legs.

You'll build up muscle so it won't hurt as much eventually.

I sure hope so.

I don't know If I could take much more of that pain.

It will probably take a week or two, it depends.
How often are you working?

5 days a week.
4pm-1am

Oh, then you should be fine in a week, week and a half at most.

I sure hope so... I could barely walk outside to my car.

HAI!

what's up?

Not much.
Talking with people while I postpone taking a shower...
I really should go do that...
How about you?

playing Dark Souls.

Like I have been for the past couple of days.
With my cat laying on my arm.

Laying on your arm?

Well kinda.

I'm laying on my bed. She was laying across my arm.

Haha, that's cute. :3

this cat never leaves my side.
Ever.

except when I leave of course but she always seems to miss me.

I wish I had a pet. :c

why don't you? D:

The last pet we had died four years ago, we haven't gotten around to getting another.
My sister almost got me another snake for Christmas, but then she realized how much they cost and got me GIR footie pajamas instead...

:C snakes are awesome.
pets are awesome.

most of our pets were originally strays.

my cat was abandoned as a kitten, then my grandmother found the litter, and gave one to me and one to my mom.

The one that adores me is the one my mom actually picked.
the one I picked adores my mom.

Hahaha, at least you have cats that adore either of you!
I'm watching my brother's puppy, and he wants to play when I need sleep... Poor guy deserves more attention.
He's laying on my leg now. <3

that's how pets are.

they only want to play, when you want to sleep,

except my cat just likes to sleep.

The cats my sister had would race me up to my bunk bed and then cuddle with me when I wanted to sleep.
They were the best pets ever.

I agree.

I love my cat.

she follows me everywhere.
She keeps me company.
keeps me from being lonely.

My dad has loved taking care of my brother's puppy so much that he's looking for a dog now...
I won't be very lonely if he does get one.

i hope he finds one.

Dogs are fun.

Even if I prefer cats because no barking.

I like all animals.
Hell, I'd be happy with a pet tarantula.

animals are just awesome c:

I love all of em.
And I get to help my mom take care of some of the wild ones she gets in at her work.

we got this Common Nighthawk one time. He was so cute!

Well, I didn't know what I wanted to do, I couldn't drive, I didn't have the money, and I knew I'd probably skip most of my classes because I just wouldn't care.
I think all in all, it would have been a waste of time and money.
And it ended up working out for the better for my brother, even though I still don't drive...

well i am going to bed.
goodnight <3

heh i turned 18 in feb and i still don't know how to drive...
but i'll learn soon, i really want to.

I'm turning 20 in December...

you should learn to drive

I've been trying to get my license, but stuff always happens to get in my way...

And good night!

Hai!

i'm really bored, the thread is dead and i can't sleep...
so i thought i might drop by your profile, if that's alright.

It's perfectly alright with me!

great, how are you?

Pretty good, but I need a shower.
But people are on and talking to me.

i just took one an hour ago, twas fantastic.

go take one, people can wait.

I can wait until people go to school.

oh right.
i don't really have school anymore, i just have to take a few exams and i'm officially done with high school...
what grade are you in anyway?

I graduated high school last year and didn't go to college.
It's a good thing I didn't. My brother needed help raising his daughter because his wife had several issues after the pregnancy...

oh that's interesting.
how old is she?

She just turned a year old. :3

that's adorable c:
how old is your brother?

My brother will be turning 23 in June.

oh alright ^^

several issues?
we don't have to talk about it :3

Well, first of all she had an extremely complicated delivery and almost died because she got an ecoli infection from her C section.
Then she had post partem depression, with bipolar disorder on top of it, and issues with her parents on top of that.
Just, a whole mountain of problems occurred all at once and she had to go to therapy a lot.

oh that's horrible.
how is she now?

Still going through therapy and being medicated, but doing a LOT better than she was.

that's good.
so did you sort of have to help raise the girl?

Yeah. My mother and I visited for about two weeks, and then a month later they asked if I could come down and stay for a month, then they asked again and again.
So I think in total, I spent about five months helping raise her...

oh wow...
may i ask why you decided not to go to college?

Oh no...the urge to click that...

We should, whenever we talk, Just use this thread, Not starting a new one.

See how long we can make it

Oh dear, this is going to last a loooooong time!

better bite the pillow

No, you're not going in dry.

that's a sexual reference lol

Why yes, yes it is.

I like jeans.

They make my legs look skinny

Nothing makes my legs look skinny.
They're huge and muscular.
:c

nuh

i bet your legs are cool

like sunglasses

sunglasses are cool

I'm being serious. I can't wear skinny jeans because my lower body is too curvy.
I can't always fit into regular jeans because my butt is too big.
I have to wear black girl jeans because they're made to fit the curves, not hide them.

Well what would you rather do, Hide them or show them?

Doesn't matter what I do, no one really comments much either way...

Well I bet you got a fine ass gurl

Anywho, I gotta, like, College and stuff.

It was excellent chatting with you for 7 hours.<3

I would of probably been sulking and bored if it wasn't for you.

Get some sleep while im gone.

Bai<3

I'll try to sleep.
I'm glad I could keep you entertained! :3

Not as tightly as you would have believed!

Oh my god you're such, a gay face girl person.

I don't wanna go to college

But you have to. :c

fdhsdjhdfgj

Go to school, do your learnin' stuff.

Fiiiine.

I'm passing out as soon as I get home though, I'm tired already.

I also think this is the longest conversation i've ever had on FJ.

I feel honored that I'm the person you had such a long conversation with! <3

And I understand, you'll need your sleep when you get back home. :3

I really don't see how people don't like sausage sandiwiches.

Wait, what?

Is it only like, the best thing where I live?

Nobody else seems to like the idea, it's delicious.

I've had egg-sausage sandwiches a goetta sandwiches, but no one really knows what goetta is outside of southern Ohio.

Well southern Oh Hiyo is a cool place.

Time is going fast, I want it to go sloooow the internet is cool today

If you're in my city, it is!
There's so much to do, you can go to the zoo, watch baseball, football, or hockey (I only like hockey though), watch a play or musical, go to an art museum, a history museum, there's just a lot, really.

Art is cool.

I'm going back to Art College after I get some qualifications.


Gonna be doing interactive media, The coolest thing

The only artistic stuff I can do is make jewelry.
I can kind-of draw, but only if I'm drawing something I'm looking at, I can't draw something that's in my head...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_zQwJo92lQ

Oh my god I can't stop listening

I'm such a weeaboo fag but holy shit it's addicting

What did I just watch and why did I enjoy it?

it's so gay

but it's SOOOO FABULOUS

Why do I want to watch it again?????

www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=7_zQwJo92lQ

Meeerumerumerumerumerumerumeh~

You need to sleep too.

Go to sleep when I head to college.

YOU POOR SOUL!
YOU NEED BISCOTTI!

YIS

HOW DO I GIVE BISCOTTI?

BISCOTTI

APPLY DIRECTLY TO EVANS MOUTH

I'M TRYING BUT IT'S NOT WORKING! D:

RU OTTA TRY HARDHER

DAGFAHSDBJSDFHH

I'M SORRY!

So I can see my silliness is infectious

Brilliant.

All according to plan

Oh really now?

mebe

What exactly is this plan?

It's a secret plan

Does it lead to the nightclub?

I'm not saying a single word about it

except that yes it has something to do with nightclubs, and milkshakes, and making everyone silly so i can become a king.

I think that's plenty for me to go on to piece your plan together...

Oh a detective are you?

I can assure you my plan is sealed tight.

You want to make us all silly so we'll do your bidding and build your nightclub and make your milkshakes for you!
And someone will have to make and clean your gold short shorts!

HOW???

Because you let out too much information!

MY LIPS WERE SEALED

You never know what the future holds, man.

Yes I do.

It involves nightclubs, and milkshakes.

And gold short shorts?

are you psychic?

Yes!


No, I read your Skype stuff. <3

oh....yeah.

You startled me for a second there.

I should really change my skype back to normal.

Haha! Sorry for scaring you, I couldn't help myself. <3

You're such a gaybutt.

Also it's like, late, You should get some rest soon.

Nou.

I'm not tired though!

fine jeeeez.

You should stay up anyway, at least for 3 more hours, Until I go to college.

I got cola

I will stay up!
But first, I'm going to make some tea...
I think we still have apple cinnamon tea....

NU STAHP

I WANT IT

What did I do? D:

I want apple cinnamon tea....but we don't have it.

I'm sorry. :c
It's the last bag we have. I need to get more this weekend...

Don't be sorry sillybutt, I'm only joking, Although I do fancy a bit of tea.

And yis, get more.

Tea is good. I don't understand how some people don't like it.

I actually dislike the taste of regular tea

it's bleh

I only like black tea if I have biscotti to dunk in it.
Mmmmm, biscotti....

OH GOD I HAVEN'T HAD BISCOTTI IN FOREVER

I'm 19. Turning 20 in December.
Being easily distracted is fun, but at the same time, it hurts, because I try to focus on one thing and just can't...

Don't worry too much about it.

Being easily distracted makes up for it with great friendships, believe me.

Sometimes it hurts my friendships though. Because I can't focus even when someone really needs me to...

But you're a great person.

By the sounds of it you need more understanding friends.

THe problem is that people don't always understand me. I care deeply, but I don't always know how to show it.
And I believe in honesty, so even if I have to say something that will hurt, I say it...

I gotta go to college soon

College is gay

Ahh, British school system.

It's not even technically a college.

I missed my exams because of my agoraphobia mostly, I never went into school.

So now i'm in a people development group getting qualification to even get to college.

Awww...

They're really good here though.

Nice and relaxed I would of probably left by now if everybody wasn't so kind.

also we've been talking for 3 hours straight. i'm never usually this good at conversations

I'm glad they're kind people. It's always nice when there's no one giving you unnecessary problems.

Woo! Long conversations are fun!

Do you have any pets?

Not anymore.
We had a parrot named Frenchy when I was a child, but gave him away because he only listened to adult males.
And I had a pet snake names Sam since I was 2, but he died four years ago. On Christmas no less. It was a very sad day...

I am watching my brother's puppy right now though, he's asleep in front of me. It's adorable. :3

How about you?

Just a cat called Spud.

The dog you see in the picture is our late dog Sasha, She passed away a few months ago, Poor girl had a stroke late one night, It was lucky I was awake other wise I wouldn't of heard her.

The vets came and took her away kindly, I miss her to bits.

Awww. :c

I wish I had a pet again. I never really wanted kids, but I absolutely love animals.
All kinds of them too, it doesn't matter what I get, they're all adorable to me.

I always liked the idea of a daughter.

It's just, I wanna know what it's like to love something unconditionally.

I've told myself i've fell in love before but...It's probably just me being an angsty teenager.

That's why having nieces and nephews is nice.
I've helped raise my brother's child so much that I do understand what it's like to love something unconditionally. But I also understand all the struggles that come with a child, and I just could not handle it...

Definitely understandable.

But I always thought the experience would be worth it, Especially if you're with a partner.

And I suppose that could make all the difference.
I took care of her alone most of the time because his wife was suffering depression, bipolar disorder, and a bunch of other things that she kept having to go to appointments to, and my brother was working most of the day.