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Oh man that guy was weird, what the fuck was that episode all about when he went to Vegas or something, I need to watch that again.
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I just happen to like flannel pajamas a lot
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User avatar #204 - izaya (08/26/2014) [-]
toguro well?
User avatar #225 to #204 - toguro ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Maybe that's for the best, no telling what people will do with certain information
User avatar #226 to #225 - izaya (08/27/2014) [-]
It's not a trust issue, really, I just don't enjoy talking about myself, as if I don't deserve attention or something like that.

have you noticed there's an anon here with us?
User avatar #227 to #226 - toguro ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
"If compassion does not include oneself it is incomplete" - Gautama Buddha

Yeah what up with that?
User avatar #228 to #227 - izaya (08/27/2014) [-]
Meh, as long as I'm nice to those who deserve it, I'm cool with myself.

Either it's a bot, or we're popular
User avatar #229 to #228 - toguro ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Fair enough I suppose

I'd like to think it's the latter but I doubt it
User avatar #205 to #204 - toguro ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Toguro good. Izaya well?
User avatar #206 to #205 - izaya (08/26/2014) [-]
Izaya is pretty well as well.

what did toguro do on his tests?
User avatar #207 to #206 - toguro ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Did **** , CCDD - didn't get into Lancaster Uni but got into another uni through clearing so at least I can still get my degree
User avatar #208 to #207 - izaya (08/27/2014) [-]
are you satisfied?
User avatar #209 to #208 - toguro ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I guess, ****** only about 10% ****** so that's better than average
User avatar #210 to #209 - izaya (08/27/2014) [-]
so, congrats?
User avatar #211 to #210 - toguro ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I guess, thanks. Good news is is that I can still live at home while going there since it's only a bus journey away
User avatar #212 to #211 - izaya (08/27/2014) [-]
good for you, man

I got accepted as well.
#213 to #212 - toguro ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Great! What're you studying?
User avatar #214 to #213 - izaya (08/27/2014) [-]
My major is Psychology, thankyouverymuch
User avatar #230 to #214 - thankyouverymuch (09/05/2014) [-]
thats cool
User avatar #231 to #230 - izaya (09/05/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #215 to #214 - toguro ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Becoming a psychiatrist?
User avatar #216 to #215 - izaya (08/27/2014) [-]
More like a psychologist
User avatar #217 to #216 - toguro ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Criminal psychologist?
User avatar #218 to #217 - izaya (08/27/2014) [-]
Probably a normal one.. You know, the one you come to when you have depression or stuff.
User avatar #219 to #218 - toguro ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
That's a psychiatrist
User avatar #220 to #219 - izaya (08/27/2014) [-]
Oh, sorry, must've gotten lost in translation, it's different in my native language. Yes, a psychiatrist then.
User avatar #221 to #220 - toguro ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Protip: Talk to as many people as possible now, especially online and especially if they have a damaging history - the more you do the more similar patterns you'll see and the easier it is to talk to them and get to the root of their problem in a succinct way.
User avatar #222 to #221 - izaya (08/27/2014) [-]
That is a pretty professional tip, thank you

I already am doing that and have been, for years, I'm a natural listener, after all. Plus I'm good at understanding people, so I've got that going on for me..
User avatar #223 to #222 - toguro ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
It's less of a professional thing and more of an experience thing - I've got a friend who suffers acute depression but with the correct words I can turn his world upside-down. As of such he comes to me whenever he even feels down - it's also since I don't lie to him and I know when to be hard on him too. That's another thing, never be scared to press a point forward no mateer how much the other person doesn't like it, sometimes it's the burned hand that learns

That's good to hear though, too many people talk too much and listen too little
User avatar #224 to #223 - izaya (08/27/2014) [-]
Not me, though, to 99% of people I know, even for most close friends, I almost never tell about myself, unless asked to.
User avatar #189 - toguro ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Came back from holiday, there was a duty-free shop, it was a 15% off additional sale. got 200 Marlboro cigarettes for less than £30 - woulda cost £90 normally. As well as a litre of Jack Daniel's for £20. I ******* love duty free.
User avatar #190 to #189 - izaya (08/10/2014) [-]
so that's 10 packs? well, it is nice indeed. Don't kill yourself with those, please
#191 to #190 - toguro ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
No promises, get my A-Level result in 3 days
User avatar #192 to #191 - izaya (08/10/2014) [-]
Well, what are you expecting?
User avatar #194 to #193 - izaya (08/10/2014) [-]
Aren't you smarter than that? :/
#195 to #194 - toguro ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm honestly not that smart; that's why I kinda get angry when people descibe me as smart. Well if I WAS smart then how come I couldn't do medicine since my grades sucked dick.
User avatar #196 to #195 - izaya (08/10/2014) [-]
I kinda have the same problem, to be honest. I got pretty ****** grades on last exams, even though people have been expecting way more then those..
#197 to #196 - toguro ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Good news is no-one's expecting anything of me and they're being supportive but I want to be a teacher so bad and my degree is what I need. Wanting to be a teacher isn't some grand request; it's not some impossible dream so why can't I at least have that?
User avatar #198 to #197 - izaya (08/10/2014) [-]
Shouldn't you at least wait until you get the results and THEN complain? You're getting yourself into a self-fulfilling prophecy
#199 to #198 - toguro ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
My current anxiety is giving me flashbacks to my days of acute paranoia so right now I can't do much but stress :/
User avatar #200 to #199 - izaya (08/10/2014) [-]
Well, you got Jack Daniel's...
#201 to #200 - toguro ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Yup, I'm sitting here in a dressing gown, sippin JDs from the bottle, listening to blues music - I think I'll have to get used to that
User avatar #202 to #201 - izaya (08/10/2014) [-]
How many of those pics do you have, man? xD
#203 to #202 - toguro ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Enough
User avatar #156 - toguro ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Decided to move it here since we hit post limit.

I'm the total reverse, would rather be alone - people bring waaaaay too many problems (myself included) not to mention relationships can go sour and that's a whole other can of worms.
User avatar #177 to #156 - izaya (07/05/2014) [-]
Do you smoke?
User avatar #178 to #177 - toguro ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Not often enough to be called a smoker
User avatar #179 to #178 - izaya (07/05/2014) [-]
Smoking shapes a nice voice. Definitely not an advice
#180 to #179 - toguro ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Bad news is I only smoke Marlboro which are pretty expensive compared to others
User avatar #181 to #180 - izaya (07/05/2014) [-]
heh, so do I, but everything's a lot cheaper in my country. Pack of marlboro is $1.50 here
User avatar #182 to #181 - toguro ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Are you ******* kidding me!? They're $14.24 (8.90 in GBP) here!
User avatar #183 to #182 - izaya (07/05/2014) [-]
Nope, not kidding. Most expensive you can pay for cigarettes here is about $2.50 for a pack and literally nobody smokes them, because they're too expensive
User avatar #184 to #183 - toguro ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
I totally didn't consider currency and pay differences, I got so mad for a few minutes there. Good news for me is that when I fly to Italy next month I can get a pack of 200 for 50 quid which is nice.
User avatar #185 to #184 - izaya (07/05/2014) [-]
I really don't get why people smoke when they have to pay 8 pounds for a pack isn't that too expensive?
User avatar #186 to #185 - toguro ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Marlboro is THE most expensive, most packs are around 5 or 6 pounds. Most people just buy pure tobacco and roll their own which is cheap but I don't like them. Also we get decent pays; for example if I went on an apprenticeship for culinary arts, which are infamous for paying low, I get #125 quid a week. I get through 1 pack a week, basic maths and such.
User avatar #187 to #186 - izaya (07/05/2014) [-]
I smoke 1.5 packs a day, 2 if I don't sleep at night I'd be a broke man in UK
User avatar #188 to #187 - toguro ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
No I got friends who do pretty much that and they do fine financially
User avatar #157 to #156 - izaya (07/05/2014) [-]
It's probably a really awkward question and I'm sorry for that, but have you really really liked anyone?
User avatar #158 to #157 - toguro ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
No need to dance around things awkwardly, ask a question get an answer. Hmmmm kinda, it's not like I was mired in love but it sure as hell wasn't like I didn't love her if that makes any sense.
User avatar #159 to #158 - izaya (07/05/2014) [-]
I think you'll get what I meant, when you love someone so much you can't really live without them. I probably sound pretty pathetic, but meh
User avatar #160 to #159 - toguro ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Nah just different people, and I think I never will to be honest. Benefits of being schizotypal is that even if someone is dead close to you and they drift apart to do something else you honestly don't give a **** XD I guess I'm the one who'd sound pathetic here
User avatar #161 to #160 - izaya (07/05/2014) [-]
I think both of us do, mate xD Although I'd trade with you any day, really.
User avatar #162 to #161 - toguro ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Why's that?
User avatar #163 to #162 - izaya (07/05/2014) [-]
I tend to be very extreme when I'm in love. to say it more clearly, I sometimes love people waaay too much than it is normal and that is uncomfortable for both sides.
User avatar #164 to #163 - toguro ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
You get too attached? Sometimes that's a good thing; means you actually treasure who you're with - something I can't really do. Double edged sword true but, "better to have loved and lost" and all that.
User avatar #165 to #164 - izaya (07/05/2014) [-]
Yeah and not a lot of girls can handle that much attention Sometimes I wish I could just distance myself from someone and that's why I'd trade with you.
User avatar #166 to #165 - toguro ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Girls? Maybe not. A woman? Maybe. Anywho there's distancing then there's what I do - I live in my own world, its a pretty fun place but it's only got room for me.
User avatar #167 to #166 - izaya (07/05/2014) [-]
Well that's the difference, you, at least, are satisfied ^_^ At least for now, none of us need serious relationships anyway.
User avatar #168 to #167 - toguro ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
*shrug* Satisfied, not sure if that's the word, just apathetic. And yeah that's true, though if I do change I hope the day never comes when I chose a partner based on financial benefit like how so many do :/
User avatar #169 to #168 - izaya (07/05/2014) [-]
I really hope you don't :/ really awful thing to do, although pretty common nowadays, which is kinda disgusting.
User avatar #170 to #169 - toguro ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
A lotta horrible things happen often these days but sadly we can't change them, mind you though worse things happened in the past too
User avatar #171 to #170 - izaya (07/05/2014) [-]
Wow we really went down the depressing spiral of feels from talking about unis
User avatar #172 to #171 - toguro ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Heh, I wouldnt say its too depressing but maybe that's just because Ive been reading a bunch of Berserk lately. Seriously; reading Berserk - if your wrists arent slitting themselves by the Black Swordsman arc you're reading it wrong.
User avatar #173 to #172 - izaya (07/05/2014) [-]
hehe, that's one hell of a review xD I'll give it a try after exams, I'll probably have a lot of free time anyway
User avatar #174 to #173 - toguro ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Speaking of reviews a friend persuaded me to start doing anime reviews kinda like GRAkada or Demolition D+ - decided I may as well do something with my spare time. If you do, don't read the first 8 chapters or so - the writer Kentarou messed it up and seriously regrets putting that part in before Guts' origin story (the opening was effectively a spin-off but it spoils SO much for the actual series)
User avatar #175 to #174 - izaya (07/05/2014) [-]
well, that's a neat idea actually. If you have a nice voice, why the **** not?
User avatar #176 to #175 - toguro ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Need to work on the voice, my voice isn't atrocious but it could be better
User avatar #154 to #153 - izaya (06/23/2014) [-]
Cheers
#155 to #154 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
Cheers, mate. Can I count on your vote? or maybe a subscription?
User avatar #148 - izaya (03/31/2014) [-]
toguro
User avatar #149 to #148 - toguro ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Sorry for the super late reply - I actually gave up FJ and 4chan for lent (hence why Im only replying now)
User avatar #150 to #149 - izaya (04/17/2014) [-]
Nah man, just wanted to make sure you're okay and all.
User avatar #151 to #150 - toguro ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Yeah I've been done really good - how have you been? Been a loooooong time since we chatted
User avatar #152 to #151 - izaya (04/17/2014) [-]
A lot better, actually, I'm pretty happy with myself.

Yeah, from christmas at least, what've you been up to?
#144 - toguro ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
Hope you're having a wonderful christmas you ****** flea
User avatar #145 to #144 - izaya (12/25/2013) [-]
Nah, not really I guess

You too, hope you don't get poisoned by anything, this year ^_^
User avatar #146 to #145 - toguro ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
That's sad to hear

So far I'm the only thing poisoning me, and christmas literally just ended here, 00:00am
User avatar #147 to #146 - izaya (12/26/2013) [-]
Sooo, had any fun?
#142 to #141 - izaya (12/18/2013) [-]
Izaya so cute
Izaya so cute
User avatar #112 - izaya (12/09/2013) [-]
Toguro
#133 to #112 - toguro ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Twisting is where you mix drugs and alcohol and get a bad result.

I hate vodka, it's just watered down potato-toxin

And I found this, made me laugh
User avatar #134 to #133 - izaya (12/10/2013) [-]
Well, not all vodka is made from potato...

That's Vorona right?
#135 to #134 - toguro ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Majority are

Yeah, I've been posting them the entire time.
User avatar #136 to #135 - izaya (12/10/2013) [-]
Most vodka is made from wheat, but whatever

Yes and I've been ignoring them, because I have no idea who Vorona is XD
#137 to #136 - toguro ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
I'll say to you what I said to someone else who recently asked:

Vorona - daughter of a Spetsnaz officer. Dangerously skilled assassin who originally, with another assassin called Slon, kidnaps Akane Awakasu (the kid, who just happens to be the granddaughter of the Awakasu-Kai's Yakuza Head). When she sees Shizuo's strength she tries to test him by firing a Spetsnaz Ballistic Knife into his chest. It sinks in half a centimeter. Lucky for Vorona she was covered up by a black riding suit and helmet at the time so Shizuo doesn't recognize her now.

Anyway after Shizuo throws her motorcycle at her and rescues Akane, she's forced by the Awakasu-Kai Yakuza family to work under one of their employees at a certain establishment where a Russian girl like her would feel at home. With an ex-russian Spetsnaz drill sergeant called Samya. You'll know him as Simon.

After thinking about Shizuo she becomes very interested in him and through a bizarre twist of events; actually ends up working with him. They end up falling in love. (<- Note: Not 100% confirmed but Narita is never complex with his romance themes)
User avatar #138 to #137 - izaya (12/10/2013) [-]
Woah Charles Dickens, that was actually pretty interesting. I should really read the light novels. Whenever I find the time...
#139 to #138 - toguro ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
You really should, you can find them at bakatsuki
User avatar #140 to #139 - izaya (12/10/2013) [-]
Thanks~
User avatar #113 to #112 - toguro ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Izaya
User avatar #114 to #113 - izaya (12/10/2013) [-]
Oh, the red text now?

How have you been?
#115 to #114 - toguro ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Yeah a user helped me get it from random because I've never had colour text before. Got the best one imo

I had something injected under my skin today!
User avatar #116 to #115 - izaya (12/10/2013) [-]
Looks pretty neat

What exactly?
#117 to #116 - toguro ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
No idea, it's supposed to show whether I need a TB jab before I start my volunteering on the wards of a hospital - the lumps gone already which means I'll need the jab on Friday. Ah well.

Apart from that I've been rather tired but feeling WAY better than a few weeks ago, still have sleeping issues.

How about you?
User avatar #118 to #117 - izaya (12/10/2013) [-]
You're volunteering at a hospital? That's damn noble. The whole "volunteer" thing isn't really popular in my country I guess
#119 to #118 - toguro ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
It really isn't, all I'll be doing is delivering meals or making tea or delivering documents. If anything I'll just be company for the patients. Maybe if it were a hospice then you could call it noble because that **** sounds hard.

At any rate it'll be pretty fun to do, not looking forward to that TB jab though. Unlike simple hypodermic needles that are just one that goes in, the TB jab has to have multiple components going in. A 6 needled syringe. They told me it's likely to scar....bring it on!
User avatar #120 to #119 - izaya (12/10/2013) [-]
The thought of giving up your time to help others in need is noble.

Nevermind the scar, at least you'll have a story to tell.
#121 to #120 - toguro ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
>opinions
Nonetheless I just can't wait to get started, I literally applied over a year ago and they're only just getting 'round to doing me.

That and I can have an excuse to do my semi-decent Joker impressions.

Anyway you never answered my question, how're you?
User avatar #122 to #121 - izaya (12/10/2013) [-]
I'd like to see a Joker impression.

Let's not talk about that, I'm fine
#123 to #122 - toguro ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Well for christmas, hopefully, I'll be getting a really good microphone. Like studio quality, so I may record it when I've refined it.

I doubt you're fine but if you don't wanna talk about it then that's alright.

Anyway what're you hoping for christmas if you celebrate it?
User avatar #124 to #123 - izaya (12/10/2013) [-]
Ah yes, the microphone is my neverending pain. Well not neverending, I just can't find any time to actually go out and buy a new one, as my current one is broken.

Nothing special, really. I'll probably get something to drink for myself. What about you?
#125 to #124 - toguro ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
I actually already have one (ish) it's on a cheap headset so the mic isn't too good. The new one I (should) be getting is ultra-clear and comes with a pop-filter. Should be fun!

Drink drink drink! Be spending my new years the same way too
User avatar #126 to #125 - izaya (12/10/2013) [-]
I had two mics and somehow managed to break both of them, on the same day.

I guess we're sharing that one huh. Except we don't celebrate christmas, only new years eve.
#127 to #126 - toguro ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Gremlins, you got 'em.

I'm spending new years the same way too XD hopefully it won't be a repeat of last year - don't buy stuff from a car full of friendly asian men, I've learned my lesson.
User avatar #128 to #127 - izaya (12/10/2013) [-]
Why, what happened?
#129 to #128 - toguro ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Twisted badly and threw up everywhere - got no sick on my clothes though, somehow. Which was a plus.
User avatar #130 to #129 - izaya (12/10/2013) [-]
It probably had nothing to do with friendly Asian men, drinking a lot does that to me too. Well it did, I'm kinda used by now xD
#131 to #130 - toguro ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
No probably to do with the cocaine they sold us XD

Interestingly enough, after that night I can drink whiskey like a horse (because that's what sent me over the edge) but one beer will make me feel airy. It's real odd.

Anyway we arent doing anything dodgy this year, Ed's girlfriend is really anti-drug
User avatar #132 to #131 - izaya (12/10/2013) [-]
Ahhhh, drugs~

We're not much on whiskey here, more like vodka (that's what you get for being neighbors with Russia and Ukraine).
#67 - toguro ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Been quite some time, how're you feeling? Anything good happen lately?
User avatar #88 to #67 - izaya (09/11/2013) [-]
Don't go too hard on yourself, the punctuation and grammar were really high level, technical mistakes are huge bitches, just don't mind them

So you live in UK, huh? I thought so before but then you mentioned you went to Florida for vacation and my dumb brain automatically assumed you were from US
User avatar #89 to #88 - toguro ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
You should see the earlier ones, my grammar was ALL over the place. I should go back and fix that while I extend the Rin story (because that was rushed as **** .

And yeah I live in England, pretty sure I told you this but whatever, terrible place - don't visit here. It's like France but with worse weather and more anti-social people.

I just turned 18
User avatar #90 to #89 - izaya (09/11/2013) [-]
Yeah I remember you were from UK but vacation story threw me off

"just" as in right now? It's your birthday?
User avatar #91 to #90 - toguro ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Oh I see

And yeah, you're the first person to know actually, I don't show my birthday on Facebook and all my family is asleep
#92 to #91 - izaya (09/11/2013) [-]
I guess I have an honor of first congratulation then!    
   
Happy birthday dear Alex Toguro (it's your last name, shut up), may you always get whatever the hell you want from life, even if it's to murder someone or just have a normal life, I wish you luck with that :3  I considered recording me singing &quot;happy birthday to you&quot; but then I remember I can't sing  . Well that's it, just have a great birthday for me, 'kay?    
   
Gif related, it's your birthday cake and Izaya is having much fun with it...
I guess I have an honor of first congratulation then!

Happy birthday dear Alex Toguro (it's your last name, shut up), may you always get whatever the hell you want from life, even if it's to murder someone or just have a normal life, I wish you luck with that :3 I considered recording me singing "happy birthday to you" but then I remember I can't sing . Well that's it, just have a great birthday for me, 'kay?

Gif related, it's your birthday cake and Izaya is having much fun with it...
User avatar #93 to #92 - toguro ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Well this weekend my sister is taking me out drinking.....so that should be fun

Thanks though, I hope it'll be fun but surprisingly it just feels like another day to me :/ guess you don't really change growing up

Dammit Izaya this is why we can't have nice things!
User avatar #94 to #93 - izaya (09/11/2013) [-]
Yeah it's the same with me. But you're wrong actually, you DO change when growing up. I'm sure you were expecting your birthday with anticipation, when you were a kid, but when you grew up - it's nothing
User avatar #95 to #94 - toguro ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
I dunno I'm not so much different from when I was 8, the only difference is I've grown smarter, taller and stopped being a little **** . I still think the same way and half the time I act the same way - maybe that's just how people are though.

Anyway it's 1am and I gotta get up at 6;30 soooo tootles!
User avatar #96 to #95 - izaya (09/12/2013) [-]
Good night
#68 to #67 - izaya (08/25/2013) [-]
To be honest not great and pretty much nothing good ever happens in my life  Don't wanna be a downer though, ignore those  What about you? Been on vacation?
To be honest not great and pretty much nothing good ever happens in my life Don't wanna be a downer though, ignore those What about you? Been on vacation?
#69 to #68 - toguro ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
Well **** you really did reply - talking to Synthuz, I thought you never replied since I never got a notification. Sorry 'bout that

Very sad to hear that things aren't going so great, I'm probably helping replying 4 ******* weeks late -_-. Yeah I did go on holiday, went to Florida which was a lot of fun, did all of Disney's PArks as well as Seaworld and Universal Studios. The heat killed me X(

Back at college now, don't like my new teachers and been given lots of work. Getting a gaming PC next week which'll be real fun.

So how're you now?
#70 to #69 - izaya (09/08/2013) [-]
So your name is Alex, huh? Pretty neat, I'm also Alex :3   
   
Don't worry about that dude, I just though you were away for vacation, that's all.    
   
Man, USA must be really nice. I'll surely visit there sometime, as well as Canada and some other countries.    
   
Welp, what can you do, teachers can be huge bitches some time but there's not much you can do, right? If not, better change those teachers, a bad teacher can mean a lot... Congratulations on the PC, I hope you play lots and lots of nice games on it and on the highest graphics as well.    
   
Meh, things are pretty much the same but you get used to it after some time  What about you? Did you rest enough or are already tired because of all that homework?
So your name is Alex, huh? Pretty neat, I'm also Alex :3

Don't worry about that dude, I just though you were away for vacation, that's all.

Man, USA must be really nice. I'll surely visit there sometime, as well as Canada and some other countries.

Welp, what can you do, teachers can be huge bitches some time but there's not much you can do, right? If not, better change those teachers, a bad teacher can mean a lot... Congratulations on the PC, I hope you play lots and lots of nice games on it and on the highest graphics as well.

Meh, things are pretty much the same but you get used to it after some time What about you? Did you rest enough or are already tired because of all that homework?
User avatar #71 to #70 - toguro ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
Oh is that so? I swear I told you my name before but looks like that's not true, well nice to meet you Alex XD

Well technically I was and then I returned and never got your notification/never saw it - but here I am now so everything is okay

Well it's personal problems really, my chemistry teacher Rachel is a teacher first and a person never. Cass, my biology teacher, seems kinda happy but only really talks to those she had last year and neglects all the other students and I kept my old teacher Chris - he's pretty okay, I often talk with him about new discoveries in the physics world. I don't think they're bad people they're just, not great. But like I can talk.

And yes I really look forward to getting my PC, apparently my graphics card won't need to be updated for a few years and when I do need a new one I just need to buy another one of the same model and crossfire it. It still cost £792 but I didn't pay for it soooo

Actually I've been losing sleep thanks to random insomnia which I really can't seem to shake which is really annoying because I like being well rested.

Ps no images because I'm on an iPad

And you didn't really answer my question, how are you?
#72 to #71 - izaya (09/08/2013) [-]
Nah, I've been calling you toguro until now    
   
That's a goddamn miracle to have teachers like that in my country, even in private schools.   
   
Damn  And here I'm sitting, wondering if my PC will play AC4 or I will have to upgrade it  Other than that, I don't like any new games anyway, so I've been avoiding that subject for years, as I'm too lazy to actually upgrade it    
   
Now losing sleep isn't really good now, is it, Alex?  Can't really give you any advice about it (since I myself sleep once in 2-3 days...) but that is definitely very very bad     
   
'Tis okay, I'll post them instead of you :3   
   
I'm okay      
Anyway, anything besides insomnia that's bothering you?
Nah, I've been calling you toguro until now

That's a goddamn miracle to have teachers like that in my country, even in private schools.

Damn And here I'm sitting, wondering if my PC will play AC4 or I will have to upgrade it Other than that, I don't like any new games anyway, so I've been avoiding that subject for years, as I'm too lazy to actually upgrade it

Now losing sleep isn't really good now, is it, Alex? Can't really give you any advice about it (since I myself sleep once in 2-3 days...) but that is definitely very very bad

'Tis okay, I'll post them instead of you :3

I'm okay
Anyway, anything besides insomnia that's bothering you?
User avatar #73 to #72 - toguro ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
Well you can keep calling me that if you like, afterall I'll be mentioning you quite a bit so we have to even things out.

Really? The education system that bad where you are?

Well fair play to you, upgrading is expensive and extra work. As for games I'll be enjoying Far Cry 3, Crysis 3, Sleeping Dogs, Bioshock Inifnite, Hitman Absolution and one other that I've yet to choose. As well as Amnesia, Rogue Legacy and The Binding of Isaac.

Well yeah but it's not a huge issue, I've pretty much had it all my life so I'm used to it by now, I just don't like the consistent yawning in the daytime, makes me appear rude. And everyone sees the inside of my mouth

That gif reminds me, Simon (or Samya as his real name is) worked for the Russian Milatary....but that's it....so how can he stand up to Shizuo's strength!? Vorona can't even do that and she's more dangerous than Simon - confusing.

No, thankfully everything has been quite smooth - the only thing that could be 'bothering' me so to speak is the fact I have about 12 more fics to write and I'm back in college, but that's my own fault for not writing
#74 to #73 - izaya (09/09/2013) [-]
It's not just bad, it's a complete disaster. I kind of feel bad dissing my own country but I prefer opening my eyes to truth. Most teachers are older than 50-60 years and have been teaching for half of that time. You'd assume it's a good thing, they'd be more experienced and stuff... Well no! They still use old methods and don't give a bull's crap about students' feelings and stuff. It's kind of a long subject and you're probably not interested just THAT much    
   
Quite surprisingly my PC managed to play Farcry3 and latest crysis, as well as Bioshock. Didn't like any of them, but well, I AM a picky one I guess... Binding of isaac is great though, I enjoyed every second of it :3    
   
I yawn all the time too, I just cover my mouth     
   
He served in Spetsnaz though, which I'd set higher than regular military. I guess that's just his natural power though, even spetsnaz isn't nearly as strong as that     
   
So you write huh? I suppose about Durarara (or not). I used to write some time ago, but kinda lost interest in that, even though I sometimes have the urge to write something short. Maybe hook me up with some of your fics, I fancy a good one :3   
   
Woah long post, sorry
It's not just bad, it's a complete disaster. I kind of feel bad dissing my own country but I prefer opening my eyes to truth. Most teachers are older than 50-60 years and have been teaching for half of that time. You'd assume it's a good thing, they'd be more experienced and stuff... Well no! They still use old methods and don't give a bull's crap about students' feelings and stuff. It's kind of a long subject and you're probably not interested just THAT much

Quite surprisingly my PC managed to play Farcry3 and latest crysis, as well as Bioshock. Didn't like any of them, but well, I AM a picky one I guess... Binding of isaac is great though, I enjoyed every second of it :3

I yawn all the time too, I just cover my mouth

He served in Spetsnaz though, which I'd set higher than regular military. I guess that's just his natural power though, even spetsnaz isn't nearly as strong as that

So you write huh? I suppose about Durarara (or not). I used to write some time ago, but kinda lost interest in that, even though I sometimes have the urge to write something short. Maybe hook me up with some of your fics, I fancy a good one :3

Woah long post, sorry
User avatar #75 to #74 - toguro ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
Ohhhh we have a thousand teachers like that, for every one tolerable teacher there's 400 intolerable ones. And don't feel bad about dissing your own country, the education system over here is a pile of crap with tests being marked incorrectly every year and the national boards just keep on changing the curriculum and mark scheme - its like there's nothing we can do that'll actually guarantee our learning, the smartest of people get the lowest of grades.

I've been told FC3 is amazing - and did you know about TBOI:Rebirth? It's getting it's own engine so that it's not limited to what flash can do, in other words less bugs, less processing power required and Edmund McMillan is throwing in an extra expansion pack the size of WOTL - and it has a whole new art style which is.....different.

I do that too but I always seem to look rude, at least in my opinion. And I like feeling awake and refreshed rather than feeling like how Corpral Levi from AoT does all the time (the eyes).

But so did Vorona and Denis and they're nowhere near on Shizuo's level, maybe it's just how Simon is.

Oh yeah I never told you about this, around this time last year on the /anime/ board everyone thought itd be funny to pair the members in erotic stories. But no-one could really write and since creative writing is pretty much my only talent I opted for it. There's only one that I'm not looking forward to writing and that's one that involves a loli - but of course I write from a human aspect sooooo.....while I can write it so that it's set in an animeverse, in my mind it won't be and that disturbs me a little. But yeah so far I've written for just about every sexuality, lesbian, gay, straight - there's even one with a transsexual in it. I do enjoy writing though.
User avatar #76 to #75 - izaya (09/09/2013) [-]
I haven't heard about rebirth, thanks. I didn't notice any bugs in last version but well, it's great they didn't abandon the project

Dunno, I got used to little to no sleep for past 3 months, can't rally say anything that'll help.

I guess it's his size? Whatever it is, he can go 1v1 against shizuo and that's just... amazing.

Ah I see Wouldn't really understand any of those, I know very little amount of people on FJ
User avatar #77 to #76 - toguro ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Are you kidding me? TBOI has made tons of cash on steam, Edmund McMillan never expected to see so much growth, like he'll he'd abandon it.

Hmm, try drinking cranberry juice and exercise more - should flush you clean and tire you out

Well he is a 7ft black Russian who is ex-special forces, that already has 'Certified Badass' labelled all over it

To be honest I have no idea how people looked anyway so I just gave them an appearance - they chose their genders and who they wanted to be with in it. If I changed the names it'd be no different from a regular erotica
User avatar #78 to #77 - izaya (09/11/2013) [-]
I'll try finding that in my city, don't think it's a high possibility though

That's kinda cool how did they like it?
(sorry for late answer, I wasn't feeling any good since yesterday, had to lie in bed)
User avatar #79 to #78 - toguro ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Should be avaialable at most supermarkets or convenience stores

All of them have received positive reception - only I messed up a personality request with my latest one, sadly it was too long for me to change it since I only found out once I finished it and it was around 7000 words long. I couldn't go back and change it without changing EVERYTHING
User avatar #103 to #79 - tylosaurus (09/13/2013) [-]
Seeing as I've posted myself in several irl threads, while seeing you there.. Yeah you should be able to tell.
User avatar #104 to #103 - toguro ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
I bet you hardly even remember my face, I don't remember yours. Everyone lse was happy with a random appearance, I've even offered to go back and change it which'll take a lot longer than you think - so why're you acting so sarky?
User avatar #105 to #104 - tylosaurus (09/13/2013) [-]
You're the guy that posted the pictures with some friends, right? In suits?

Yeah, sorry. Next time, I'll just avoid answering the question.
User avatar #106 to #105 - toguro ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
There was only 2 of us in suits - and I only sorta remember yours, the only reason I was able to make New Prinny blonde was because he directly told me to make him blonde, I only made lupi's hair black because that was the appearance of the mascot he used back when he was Gaara Lee - you think Yeorgh is actually bald? No, he asked for it. My description of Matthews Guass was merely random chance, I've never seen what he looks like. The only way I knew how to do Synthus was because I know him quite well and we talk often. You see?

And there's answering the question and then there's being a dick about it - so just answer what I actually asked you - how do you want it to be? Hair colour? Personality? I'm not a psychic mind reader and I hardly know you - you want me to get it done the way you want it to? Then you have to tell me or else I'm just left to my own devices on how to do it, and offering to rewrite the whole thing is a pretty big thing considering I'm supposed to be doing a lot of my A level work so I have to make a lot of time to do it. If you're going to half baked about it then I simply won't do it - so make your choice, drop the sark and tell me what you want or I won't even change it.
User avatar #111 to #106 - yeorgh ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Well i'm almost bald, so there's that.
User avatar #107 to #106 - tylosaurus (09/13/2013) [-]
Because they told you to, if I had known you'd make me a redhead like that, I could have told you not See, I merely assumed as we both posted in several irl threads, that you would know. Which is why you're the one to ask if anything.

How the **** am I being a dick about it? If I was being a dick about it, you'd know it. Ask newprinny, you'll most definitely find a bunch of insults after eachother if I was being a dick. I wanted it to be me, Tylosaurus. Or at least close Otherwise, that **** is pretty pointless, you know? Just make a fictional random character. Make a story. Slap some names from the board on it and boom. A random story.
- You don't need to be psychic mind reader to ask.
- You would think that it's pretty natural for traps to be submissive and far from dominant.
I never asked you to rewrite it. Drop the assumptions that you so happily make so that you would realize this. Thanks.
User avatar #108 to #107 - toguro ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
I didn't really take the time to look at everyone's faces on there which is my bad really

I'm guessing the lack of tone on the internet is what's at work here - reading your messages, they sounded very cynical and passive aggressive. I can't stand people like that so it gets me riled easily - so sorry if you didn't mean it to sound like that but that's how I read it and reacted so. And that's a good idea actually - I may be able to revise the stories like that and the future ones. And I know you didn't - I'm offering it to you, if you want me to re-write it the way you want it I will, I'll scrap the old story and start over.
User avatar #109 to #108 - tylosaurus (09/13/2013) [-]
No thank you, I believe I already stated that the first time. If it's too much work, I don't want you to do it and it obviously is. I probably won't read it anyways as I'm not quite that interested anymore, no offense. So just sit back and relax.
User avatar #110 to #109 - toguro ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
*sigh* but now I feel so jaded for getting it wrong, at least with hot-sauce's the only thing I messed up was one letter in his name but with this - but okay, if you're really not that interested then I won't. But from now on I'm going to individually ask people what they want to make sure I get it right so thanks for that tid-bit of information because they do seems like random stories with names slapped on.
User avatar #80 to #79 - izaya (09/11/2013) [-]
Well you did it for free and it was probably still good, so I hope that person at least didn't complain about it :<
User avatar #81 to #80 - toguro ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Well judge for yourself if they're good or not: www.fanfiction.net/~ikebukuro
Yeah I know; my username - everything else was taken. The one I'm most proud of was the one for zetsu or the one for rose

And no he didn't
User avatar #82 to #81 - izaya (09/11/2013) [-]
Excuse me while I try to hide the boner...

I read the one with tylosaurus, newprinny and theluppijack (and I guess they'll be showing up here assuming I mentioned them) and it was great really can't remember last time I switched from "horny" to "laughing" this many times You're a good writer, don't waste it.
User avatar #83 to #82 - toguro ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
That was the one where I ****** up the personality one, Tylo wanted to be submissive sadly I did the inverse. Never knew people went from horny to laughing so easily though - I just laugh whenever I go back to check what I've written because I feel embarrassed that I even came up with that
User avatar #97 to #83 - tylosaurus (09/12/2013) [-]
You also made me a red-head..
User avatar #98 to #97 - toguro ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
What's wrong with that?
User avatar #101 to #98 - tylosaurus (09/13/2013) [-]
Nah, I dropped it as I didn't enjoy it because everything was wrong, except for me being girly. Not that it was bad, though.
User avatar #102 to #101 - toguro ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
**** you didn't even wait around til the end, that hurts. Well sorry 'kay but my notes gave me absolutely nothing to go on - so tell me how you wanted it to be then hm?
User avatar #99 to #98 - tylosaurus (09/13/2013) [-]
Because I'm blonde.
User avatar #100 to #99 - toguro ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
I doubt Tana has orange hair, he didn't seem to care - I told everyone when I started this that I was giving random appearances to them. I'll go back and change it if you're that pissed but I can't change your personality because that's just too much work
User avatar #84 to #83 - izaya (09/11/2013) [-]
For the record I didn't laugh because it was bad, you probably know that already.

Isn't tylo the "trap guy"? at least that's what I call him in my head.
User avatar #85 to #84 - toguro ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
I figured - though I quickly looked back at that one just now an I'd made a blunder, I accidentally put a 2 instead of a quotation mark because I didn't hold down shift -_-

Yeah
User avatar #86 to #85 - izaya (09/11/2013) [-]
Don't dig into it, happens a lot when writing alone - without a beta.

"Hawtsauce, Phantomrose and MatthewsGuass" is great so far Although I'd dig it more, if I actually knew any of those people
User avatar #87 to #86 - toguro ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Yeah but I should pay more care and attention to these details and get it right the first time.

To be honest - I know very little about them too
User avatar #34 - toguro ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Hello! I said I'd stop by. Show how're things with you today? Yeah I start off every form of relation with generic conversation.
User avatar #55 to #34 - izaya (03/29/2013) [-]
Comment cap.
My native language is Georgian, which is obvious because that's where I come from.
Well my country was a part of USSR for pretty long time, so some of their culture rubbed off on us. Well it was a long time ago, now only few know Russian, and even fewer of them are teenagers, even though it's a pretty awesome language...
User avatar #56 to #55 - toguro ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Care to give me an example of Georgian? A simple introduction will do.

Yeah I know that half, I wondered more was it compulsory to learn the language in schools or something - it's still very impressive that you can speak Russian, I took one look at it and abandoned ship. I only know the saying 'Ni puha Ni pera'.
User avatar #57 to #56 - izaya (03/29/2013) [-]
You want me to write in Georgian or simply English but phonetically?

Well yes, Russian was and IS taught in almost all schools of Georgia and I don't see why it shouldn't be, knowing second language is pretty cool, people should be grateful for having an opportunity like that..
User avatar #58 to #57 - toguro ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Why not both?

And yeah, knowing a second language can seriously improve applications for jobs and also some serious street cred. Especially if the language is tough. Plus speaking it is very fun. I did French for five years and I know literally no French anymore - I simply didn't care
User avatar #59 to #58 - izaya (03/29/2013) [-]
გამარჯობა, ტოგურო! ასე გამოიყურება ჩემი ენა.
I said, "gamarjoba, toguro! a'se gamoikhureba chemee ena.", which means "hey toguro! this is what my language looks like"
User avatar #60 to #59 - toguro ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Well that looks so damned complex OO being able to have a language like that_ and Russian....I expect you to be president withing the next 3 years
User avatar #61 to #60 - izaya (03/30/2013) [-]
haha :D thanks but it's nothing much, really. Well, I am good at languages (not intending to brag, really). I want to learn German and French too, I guess 5 languages should be fine.
User avatar #62 to #61 - toguro ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
>it's nothing much

You're talking to a guy who can barely speak two, well barely speak one - my English is pretty good.....unlike most people in England XD

Go for it, be a translator and travel the world. Or do what Rock did in Black Lagoon and translate for the Russian Mafia
User avatar #63 to #62 - izaya (03/30/2013) [-]
You know, it's weird how words of random anime loving dude on intenet can inspire you to do something... Now I want to be a translator :D well I DID think about it before, but not seriously.
User avatar #64 to #63 - toguro ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
People are amazing like that, because of a certain someone I met on /anime/ I actually managed to confront my past and regain my sanity. If you think I'm making this up or something for attention, keep thinking that because I don't like talking about it.

But seriously working as a translator would be a high paying job with a high demand of people asking for your services, corporate companies with a lotta cash to throw around. You could have a very fulfilling life, and you could see the whole world while you do it. Gotta say, even I want to become one now
User avatar #65 to #64 - izaya (03/30/2013) [-]
Naah, I believe that. Internet guys have helped me with lots of stuff too, so nothing to doubt for me :D

You know, now I really want to become a translator O_o maybe start translating books or become an interpreter... Not many people in my country know more than my native language, so it should be profitable :D
User avatar #66 to #65 - toguro ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
People are cool.

Translate the Dead Sea Scrolls = eternal fame
User avatar #35 to #34 - izaya (03/20/2013) [-]
Hello. Today was a good day, sorry for late answer. Saw my girlfriend, walked with her a little bit. How was your day, Toguro?
User avatar #36 to #35 - toguro ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
It's fine, my answer is late as well it seems! Equal trade.

Well today was quite good - courtesy of my college having an evening of parent-teacher meetings, our college ended today at 1:15pm. Because I have free blocks though, I went into college at 10:45am and left at 12:15pm so my day has been pretty relaxed.

Is your girlfriend cute and why did you go for a walk?
User avatar #37 to #36 - izaya (03/21/2013) [-]
She's the cutest girl I've seen. Like seriously.

We both dislike crowded places like cafes or restaurants, so a forest near her house is just perfect for both of us.
User avatar #38 to #37 - toguro ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
Huh is that so? I would ask for a picture but thats kinda creepy. Still though it's lucky to have a place like a forest. There aren't any around where I am which is a shame because summer walks through a forest is something anyone would enjoy.

How long you been together if I'm not being too nosey?
User avatar #39 to #38 - izaya (03/21/2013) [-]
Not long, two weeks. But we've been friends for 8 months before that, so you could actually say I broke out of friendzone ^_^
User avatar #40 to #39 - toguro ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
I've seen that happen before and it's always gratifying to see it happen. Anyway, I think I've been intruding enough on this topic so lets change it.

What type of music do you like?
User avatar #41 to #40 - izaya (03/21/2013) [-]
Well I liked metal and rock earlier but that was earlier, now something happened, maybe I grew up... I know listen to some indie groups (not hipstery ones, they're ****** ) and classic rock like black sabbath.

What about you, my newly acquired internet friend?
User avatar #42 to #41 - toguro ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
I like just about everything; if I like something I'll listen to but my favourite genres right now are: Industrial Metal, Japanese Metal/Rock and Swing music. Quite a blend if I do say so myself. What about bands? What bands you like and have you seen them live?
User avatar #43 to #42 - izaya (03/22/2013) [-]
Well at this period of life I like "the kooks" and "foster the people". My all time favorites are still Avenged Sevenfold and Metallica.
Sadly I live in very far part of Europe (so far that it's mostly not considered as Europe) and not many bands come to perform here. I heard "deep purple" is coming next month through, I may go there...
User avatar #44 to #43 - toguro ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
Where do you live? As in country, I'm not going to stalk you or anything XD
User avatar #45 to #44 - izaya (03/23/2013) [-]
Georgia. We're neighboring countries to Russia, Turkey, Azerbaijan and some others. We had war with Russia in 2008, maybe you've heard about that...
User avatar #46 to #45 - toguro ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
I know where Georgia is. Wow I never expected there of all places - it sounds nice, minus the conflicts of course. I live in England - it's -12C at the end of March.......our weather makes zero sense.
User avatar #47 to #46 - izaya (03/23/2013) [-]
We have a new prime minister (and president in future) who is pro-Russian, so no more conflicts I guess...
Yeah, the weather is pretty calm here, right now is 15C and keeps on growing each day. Not really rainy as well.
User avatar #48 to #47 - toguro ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
Here in England, we just had snow and -12C....today it is 15C and sunny......... **** me right?
User avatar #49 to #48 - izaya (03/27/2013) [-]
Heyy Toguro. How's the life been?
User avatar #50 to #49 - toguro ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Pretty golden sunny, my Easter break is right around the corner and while it'll be filled with work it will still be very fun. I'm annoyed however because Anna Fiesta hasn't translated the 7th Durarara!! Ln but she's translated number 8, quite frankly I don't want to skip a whole novel
User avatar #51 to #50 - izaya (03/27/2013) [-]
I told this to you like 5 times already, but I did start reading the novels but never had time/patience to actually read any novel to the end :(
User avatar #52 to #51 - toguro ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
You never actually told me that :P

I have them in my phone so I can read them on the fly. It's good for when I'm waiting around for someone or something and quite frankly playing Temple Run doesn't quite cut it for me. I've started reading Baccano! now. But y u no read books? Reading is good.
User avatar #53 to #52 - izaya (03/29/2013) [-]
Well first I DID tell you that, you probably don't remember it was me :D

I read, just not in English because I just don't like reading in English :\ Russian or my native languages are fine though, I'm not a dumbass :D
User avatar #54 to #53 - toguro ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
That seems likely - I don't often memorise things, or if I do they're completely useless.

Relax; I never said you were. So what is your native language? And how did you come about learning Russian? And why the hell is everyone I know so talented in languages and my only second language is sub-standard at best!?
#32 - sheepysquirrel (01/08/2013) [-]
Here is a visual guide on how it's done.
Here is a visual guide on how it's done.
User avatar #33 to #32 - izaya (01/08/2013) [-]
Ahahah, I remember that moment from cartoon
User avatar #25 - pollux (06/30/2012) [-]
ნიგერო.

დიახ, ქართველი ვარ
User avatar #26 to #26 - izaya (06/30/2012) [-]
გუგლ თრანსლეითორში ნათარგმნს გავს :D
User avatar #27 to #27 - pollux (06/30/2012) [-]
არა შე ნიგერო, ბოდიში რომ შეურაცხყოფას გაყენებ მაგრამ ფჯ არის ეხლა და რას იზავ, დურარარა მეც მევასება, კაი ანიმეა.

დუ იუ ბელივ მი ნაუ?
User avatar #28 to #28 - izaya (06/30/2012) [-]
არა ქართველისთვის ძალიან "სწორად" წერ, მძიმეები და ეგეთებიც კი არ გეშლება და მაგიტომ შემეპარა ეჭვი. ნიგერი რანაირი შეურაცხყოფაა, მართლა ზანგი რომ ვიყო კიდე ხო...
User avatar #29 to #29 - pollux (06/30/2012) [-]
ნიგერი არაა შეურაცხყოფა? ნუ ეხლა ველოსიპედი რო მყავდეს არ დაგიძახებდი ნიგერს, მაგრამ არ მყავს და ვერაფერს დამიშავებ, ნიგერო.

კაი ხო, მევასება მძიმეების დასმა, როგორც 9გაგისთვის "ლე" არის ისე არის ჩემთვის სასვენი ნიშანი.
User avatar #30 to #30 - izaya (06/30/2012) [-]
შემიძლია საზამთრო და შემწვარი ქათამი მოგპარო, მაგაზე არ დაფიქრებულხარ?
არადა თავის დროზე ფჯ უფრო იყენებდა მაგ "ლე"-ს, ეხლა ვითომ მაგრები ვართ.
User avatar #31 to #31 - pollux (06/30/2012) [-]
აბა, 4ჩანის ტრაკს ლოკავს ყველა. სხვათაშორის არც საზამთრო და არც შემწვარი ქათამი მაქვს. icameheretotroll, ქართველი როა, თუ გახსოვს, მაგის დეიდაშვილი ვარ მე.
#23 - Valkodu (11/21/2011) [-]
Words cannot describe how jealous I am of your username.
Words cannot describe how jealous I am of your username.
User avatar #22 - afuckinmazing ONLINE (07/23/2011) [-]
Negative thumbs doesn't really bother me, if I wanted green thumbs I could be a dick and everyone would thumb me up, but that's not how I am :P red thumbs or not I stick to my opinion unless proven wrong.
#1 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
its empty here...
User avatar #2 to #1 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
Well congratulations! you are the first visitor XD
#3 to #2 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
what did I get?
#4 to #3 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
A cake! too bad it's a lie though..
#5 to #4 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
why would you do his to me?
#6 to #5 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
Because I am an alien from Mars and I will now abduct you!
Because I am an alien from Mars and I will now abduct you!
#7 to #6 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
I don't do well with aliens...
#8 to #7 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
Okay Just kidding, I am GlaDos and will you've got 5:35 minutes to kill me, otherwise you will die of Neurotoxin XD
#9 to #8 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
I'm immune to poison.
#10 to #9 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
Are you immune to turrets? XD
#11 to #10 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
I don't think so...
#12 to #11 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
You were a good opponent Moemon... a good one.
#13 to #12 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
this isn't a game...
#14 to #13 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
Than what is it, O good sir?
#15 to #14 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
you don't know it right now but your in great danger...
User avatar #16 to #15 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
Is a guy from future chasing me?
#17 to #16 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
no... just watch out for... tall grass...
User avatar #18 to #17 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
Is that all? >_<
User avatar #19 to #18 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
hehehe, yup
User avatar #20 to #19 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
Thanks for the info anyway XD thanks god there is no tall grass in my town...
User avatar #21 to #20 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
that is good news.
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