you goddamn ******

I aint all that Afro-American ********
I`M A *****

Hi there

Well your major is Psychology and since the main theme of my story is "Trauma" and "Sociopathy" all you need to do is help Asami be the biggest ruthless evil bitch in the history of ever.

That is all you need to do. Your story on the other hand...what is it?

It's about a woman who gets kidnapped by her high-school boyfriend, who then tortures her, (possibly) kills her son but in the end she ends up falling in love with him because of Stockholm syndrome. That's the plan at least, I often improvise during the writing process.

I'll need some time to think about your story, I'll write you tomorrow probably with some ideas about Asami.

Bruh hold up I have a story I just need to fill in some dry holes

I know, you asked how you could make her seem more evil, I'll just come up with some tips, nothing more

Well she's ultra wealthy and is a robber baron so she has a strong unbreakable ownership of all things that can be considered important

be it timber, oil, fish, food, supply anything that makes money

Or you know, what she did with Korra, Lied to her, acted as her friend and struck when she was vulnerable. As I see you're building her up to be a sociopath and they are very good at pretending and leaving wrong impressions. Say she befriended some wealthy guy, was there for his ups and downs and betrayed him when he least suspected it.

Maybe a flashback where you show how she got all of that? Like through a blackmail or actually killing the former owner and forging the documents so she inherited the oil plant?

Are those comics your work?

Already reverse imagesearched them, read the comments on DA.

You're amusing

Like someone would let them near their cocks

Anywho yeah this is my special project

What're you doing besides stalking your Ya girl on Tumblr the hugbox?

I was just kidding, I don't do that anymore, I kinda have someone new who I like.

I have to write a short story until 15th, I kinda have the story out in my head but am too lazy to actually start writing, so I'm searching for an inspiration.

Are you trying to become a writer or is this just an Assignment given to you?

You got it with the first one. My major is psychology, so writing is what I do for my own enjoyment. My popularity as a writer right now is 0, but let's hope I'll be like super popular in future

If that's the case maybe we can help each other out. My major is English but even I have a tendency of getting severe writers block

You help me with my story and i'll help you with yours

English isn't my first language and not even second, I only feel confident writing in my mother language, so I'm afraid I won't be of much help. If you still think I'll be of any use, however, tell me.

How are you?

Pulling another allnighter, not doing anything productive. Usual

How about you?

I have no idea who you are, why you're attending a therapist or what art projects you're waiting for, **** , I don't even know what waiting for an art project is, so why don't you introduce yourself?

Well, when I'm drunk I stalk my ex's tumblr, so I guess to each his/her own.

I'm Alex, however you can call me whatever the **** you want.

Thanks a lot for using a comparison, hope you are well.

Is that a ******* challenge?

Mehh, I don't visit other blogs, so can't really compete with that

What did you do to deserve that?

Maybe that's for the best, no telling what people will do with certain information

It's not a trust issue, really, I just don't enjoy talking about myself, as if I don't deserve attention or something like that.

have you noticed there's an anon here with us?

"If compassion does not include oneself it is incomplete" - Gautama Buddha

Yeah what up with that?

Meh, as long as I'm nice to those who deserve it, I'm cool with myself.

Either it's a bot, or we're popular

Fair enough I suppose

I'd like to think it's the latter but I doubt it

Toguro good. Izaya well?

Izaya is pretty well as well.

what did toguro do on his tests?

Did **** , CCDD - didn't get into Lancaster Uni but got into another uni through clearing so at least I can still get my degree

are you satisfied?

I guess, ****** only about 10% ****** so that's better than average

so, congrats?

I guess, thanks. Good news is is that I can still live at home while going there since it's only a bus journey away

good for you, man

I got accepted as well.

Great! What're you studying?

My major is Psychology, thankyouverymuch

thats cool

sorry

Becoming a psychiatrist?

More like a psychologist

Criminal psychologist?

Probably a normal one.. You know, the one you come to when you have depression or stuff.

That's a psychiatrist

Oh, sorry, must've gotten lost in translation, it's different in my native language. Yes, a psychiatrist then.

Protip: Talk to as many people as possible now, especially online and especially if they have a damaging history - the more you do the more similar patterns you'll see and the easier it is to talk to them and get to the root of their problem in a succinct way.

That is a pretty professional tip, thank you

I already am doing that and have been, for years, I'm a natural listener, after all. Plus I'm good at understanding people, so I've got that going on for me..

It's less of a professional thing and more of an experience thing - I've got a friend who suffers acute depression but with the correct words I can turn his world upside-down. As of such he comes to me whenever he even feels down - it's also since I don't lie to him and I know when to be hard on him too. That's another thing, never be scared to press a point forward no mateer how much the other person doesn't like it, sometimes it's the burned hand that learns

That's good to hear though, too many people talk too much and listen too little

Not me, though, to 99% of people I know, even for most close friends, I almost never tell about myself, unless asked to.

so that's 10 packs? well, it is nice indeed. Don't kill yourself with those, please

No promises, get my A-Level result in 3 days

Well, what are you expecting?

Aren't you smarter than that? :/

I'm honestly not that smart; that's why I kinda get angry when people descibe me as smart. Well if I WAS smart then how come I couldn't do medicine since my grades sucked dick.

I kinda have the same problem, to be honest. I got pretty ****** grades on last exams, even though people have been expecting way more then those..

Good news is no-one's expecting anything of me and they're being supportive but I want to be a teacher so bad and my degree is what I need. Wanting to be a teacher isn't some grand request; it's not some impossible dream so why can't I at least have that?

Shouldn't you at least wait until you get the results and THEN complain? You're getting yourself into a self-fulfilling prophecy

My current anxiety is giving me flashbacks to my days of acute paranoia so right now I can't do much but stress :/

Well, you got Jack Daniel's...

Yup, I'm sitting here in a dressing gown, sippin JDs from the bottle, listening to blues music - I think I'll have to get used to that

How many of those pics do you have, man? xD

Enough

Do you smoke?

Not often enough to be called a smoker

Smoking shapes a nice voice. Definitely not an advice

Bad news is I only smoke Marlboro which are pretty expensive compared to others

heh, so do I, but everything's a lot cheaper in my country. Pack of marlboro is $1.50 here

Are you ******* kidding me!? They're $14.24 (8.90 in GBP) here!

Nope, not kidding. Most expensive you can pay for cigarettes here is about $2.50 for a pack and literally nobody smokes them, because they're too expensive

I totally didn't consider currency and pay differences, I got so mad for a few minutes there. Good news for me is that when I fly to Italy next month I can get a pack of 200 for 50 quid which is nice.

I really don't get why people smoke when they have to pay 8 pounds for a pack isn't that too expensive?

Marlboro is THE most expensive, most packs are around 5 or 6 pounds. Most people just buy pure tobacco and roll their own which is cheap but I don't like them. Also we get decent pays; for example if I went on an apprenticeship for culinary arts, which are infamous for paying low, I get #125 quid a week. I get through 1 pack a week, basic maths and such.

I smoke 1.5 packs a day, 2 if I don't sleep at night I'd be a broke man in UK

No I got friends who do pretty much that and they do fine financially

It's probably a really awkward question and I'm sorry for that, but have you really really liked anyone?

No need to dance around things awkwardly, ask a question get an answer. Hmmmm kinda, it's not like I was mired in love but it sure as hell wasn't like I didn't love her if that makes any sense.

I think you'll get what I meant, when you love someone so much you can't really live without them. I probably sound pretty pathetic, but meh

Nah just different people, and I think I never will to be honest. Benefits of being schizotypal is that even if someone is dead close to you and they drift apart to do something else you honestly don't give a **** XD I guess I'm the one who'd sound pathetic here

I think both of us do, mate xD Although I'd trade with you any day, really.

Why's that?

I tend to be very extreme when I'm in love. to say it more clearly, I sometimes love people waaay too much than it is normal and that is uncomfortable for both sides.

You get too attached? Sometimes that's a good thing; means you actually treasure who you're with - something I can't really do. Double edged sword true but, "better to have loved and lost" and all that.

Yeah and not a lot of girls can handle that much attention Sometimes I wish I could just distance myself from someone and that's why I'd trade with you.

Girls? Maybe not. A woman? Maybe. Anywho there's distancing then there's what I do - I live in my own world, its a pretty fun place but it's only got room for me.

Well that's the difference, you, at least, are satisfied ^_^ At least for now, none of us need serious relationships anyway.

*shrug* Satisfied, not sure if that's the word, just apathetic. And yeah that's true, though if I do change I hope the day never comes when I chose a partner based on financial benefit like how so many do :/

I really hope you don't :/ really awful thing to do, although pretty common nowadays, which is kinda disgusting.

A lotta horrible things happen often these days but sadly we can't change them, mind you though worse things happened in the past too

Wow we really went down the depressing spiral of feels from talking about unis

Heh, I wouldnt say its too depressing but maybe that's just because Ive been reading a bunch of Berserk lately. Seriously; reading Berserk - if your wrists arent slitting themselves by the Black Swordsman arc you're reading it wrong.

hehe, that's one hell of a review xD I'll give it a try after exams, I'll probably have a lot of free time anyway

Speaking of reviews a friend persuaded me to start doing anime reviews kinda like GRAkada or Demolition D+ - decided I may as well do something with my spare time. If you do, don't read the first 8 chapters or so - the writer Kentarou messed it up and seriously regrets putting that part in before Guts' origin story (the opening was effectively a spin-off but it spoils SO much for the actual series)

well, that's a neat idea actually. If you have a nice voice, why the **** not?

Need to work on the voice, my voice isn't atrocious but it could be better

Cheers

Cheers, mate. Can I count on your vote? or maybe a subscription?

Sorry for the super late reply - I actually gave up FJ and 4chan for lent (hence why Im only replying now)

Nah man, just wanted to make sure you're okay and all.

Yeah I've been done really good - how have you been? Been a loooooong time since we chatted

A lot better, actually, I'm pretty happy with myself.

Yeah, from christmas at least, what've you been up to?

Nah, not really I guess

You too, hope you don't get poisoned by anything, this year ^_^

That's sad to hear

So far I'm the only thing poisoning me, and christmas literally just ended here, 00:00am

Sooo, had any fun?

Izaya so cute

Yep

Twisting is where you mix drugs and alcohol and get a bad result.

I hate vodka, it's just watered down potato-toxin

And I found this, made me laugh

Well, not all vodka is made from potato...

That's Vorona right?

Majority are

Yeah, I've been posting them the entire time.

Most vodka is made from wheat, but whatever

Yes and I've been ignoring them, because I have no idea who Vorona is XD

I'll say to you what I said to someone else who recently asked:

Vorona - daughter of a Spetsnaz officer. Dangerously skilled assassin who originally, with another assassin called Slon, kidnaps Akane Awakasu (the kid, who just happens to be the granddaughter of the Awakasu-Kai's Yakuza Head). When she sees Shizuo's strength she tries to test him by firing a Spetsnaz Ballistic Knife into his chest. It sinks in half a centimeter. Lucky for Vorona she was covered up by a black riding suit and helmet at the time so Shizuo doesn't recognize her now.

Anyway after Shizuo throws her motorcycle at her and rescues Akane, she's forced by the Awakasu-Kai Yakuza family to work under one of their employees at a certain establishment where a Russian girl like her would feel at home. With an ex-russian Spetsnaz drill sergeant called Samya. You'll know him as Simon.

After thinking about Shizuo she becomes very interested in him and through a bizarre twist of events; actually ends up working with him. They end up falling in love. (<- Note: Not 100% confirmed but Narita is never complex with his romance themes)

Woah Charles Dickens, that was actually pretty interesting. I should really read the light novels. Whenever I find the time...

You really should, you can find them at bakatsuki

Thanks~

Izaya

Oh, the red text now?

How have you been?

Yeah a user helped me get it from random because I've never had colour text before. Got the best one imo

I had something injected under my skin today!

Looks pretty neat

What exactly?

No idea, it's supposed to show whether I need a TB jab before I start my volunteering on the wards of a hospital - the lumps gone already which means I'll need the jab on Friday. Ah well.

Apart from that I've been rather tired but feeling WAY better than a few weeks ago, still have sleeping issues.

How about you?

You're volunteering at a hospital? That's damn noble. The whole "volunteer" thing isn't really popular in my country I guess

It really isn't, all I'll be doing is delivering meals or making tea or delivering documents. If anything I'll just be company for the patients. Maybe if it were a hospice then you could call it noble because that **** sounds hard.

At any rate it'll be pretty fun to do, not looking forward to that TB jab though. Unlike simple hypodermic needles that are just one that goes in, the TB jab has to have multiple components going in. A 6 needled syringe. They told me it's likely to scar....bring it on!

The thought of giving up your time to help others in need is noble.

Nevermind the scar, at least you'll have a story to tell.

>opinions
Nonetheless I just can't wait to get started, I literally applied over a year ago and they're only just getting 'round to doing me.

That and I can have an excuse to do my semi-decent Joker impressions.

Anyway you never answered my question, how're you?

I'd like to see a Joker impression.

Let's not talk about that, I'm fine

Well for christmas, hopefully, I'll be getting a really good microphone. Like studio quality, so I may record it when I've refined it.

I doubt you're fine but if you don't wanna talk about it then that's alright.

Anyway what're you hoping for christmas if you celebrate it?

Ah yes, the microphone is my neverending pain. Well not neverending, I just can't find any time to actually go out and buy a new one, as my current one is broken.

Nothing special, really. I'll probably get something to drink for myself. What about you?

I actually already have one (ish) it's on a cheap headset so the mic isn't too good. The new one I (should) be getting is ultra-clear and comes with a pop-filter. Should be fun!

Drink drink drink! Be spending my new years the same way too

I had two mics and somehow managed to break both of them, on the same day.

I guess we're sharing that one huh. Except we don't celebrate christmas, only new years eve.

Gremlins, you got 'em.

I'm spending new years the same way too XD hopefully it won't be a repeat of last year - don't buy stuff from a car full of friendly asian men, I've learned my lesson.

Why, what happened?

Twisted badly and threw up everywhere - got no sick on my clothes though, somehow. Which was a plus.

It probably had nothing to do with friendly Asian men, drinking a lot does that to me too. Well it did, I'm kinda used by now xD

No probably to do with the cocaine they sold us XD

Interestingly enough, after that night I can drink whiskey like a horse (because that's what sent me over the edge) but one beer will make me feel airy. It's real odd.

Anyway we arent doing anything dodgy this year, Ed's girlfriend is really anti-drug

Ahhhh, drugs~

We're not much on whiskey here, more like vodka (that's what you get for being neighbors with Russia and Ukraine).

Don't go too hard on yourself, the punctuation and grammar were really high level, technical mistakes are huge bitches, just don't mind them

So you live in UK, huh? I thought so before but then you mentioned you went to Florida for vacation and my dumb brain automatically assumed you were from US

You should see the earlier ones, my grammar was ALL over the place. I should go back and fix that while I extend the Rin story (because that was rushed as **** .

And yeah I live in England, pretty sure I told you this but whatever, terrible place - don't visit here. It's like France but with worse weather and more anti-social people.

I just turned 18

Yeah I remember you were from UK but vacation story threw me off

"just" as in right now? It's your birthday?

Oh I see

And yeah, you're the first person to know actually, I don't show my birthday on Facebook and all my family is asleep

I guess I have an honor of first congratulation then!

Happy birthday dear Alex Toguro (it's your last name, shut up), may you always get whatever the hell you want from life, even if it's to murder someone or just have a normal life, I wish you luck with that :3 I considered recording me singing "happy birthday to you" but then I remember I can't sing . Well that's it, just have a great birthday for me, 'kay?

Gif related, it's your birthday cake and Izaya is having much fun with it...

Well this weekend my sister is taking me out drinking.....so that should be fun

Thanks though, I hope it'll be fun but surprisingly it just feels like another day to me :/ guess you don't really change growing up

Dammit Izaya this is why we can't have nice things!

Yeah it's the same with me. But you're wrong actually, you DO change when growing up. I'm sure you were expecting your birthday with anticipation, when you were a kid, but when you grew up - it's nothing

I dunno I'm not so much different from when I was 8, the only difference is I've grown smarter, taller and stopped being a little **** . I still think the same way and half the time I act the same way - maybe that's just how people are though.

Anyway it's 1am and I gotta get up at 6;30 soooo tootles!

Good night

To be honest not great and pretty much nothing good ever happens in my life Don't wanna be a downer though, ignore those What about you? Been on vacation?

Well **** you really did reply - talking to Synthuz, I thought you never replied since I never got a notification. Sorry 'bout that

Very sad to hear that things aren't going so great, I'm probably helping replying 4 ******* weeks late -_-. Yeah I did go on holiday, went to Florida which was a lot of fun, did all of Disney's PArks as well as Seaworld and Universal Studios. The heat killed me X(

Back at college now, don't like my new teachers and been given lots of work. Getting a gaming PC next week which'll be real fun.

So how're you now?

So your name is Alex, huh? Pretty neat, I'm also Alex :3

Don't worry about that dude, I just though you were away for vacation, that's all.

Man, USA must be really nice. I'll surely visit there sometime, as well as Canada and some other countries.

Welp, what can you do, teachers can be huge bitches some time but there's not much you can do, right? If not, better change those teachers, a bad teacher can mean a lot... Congratulations on the PC, I hope you play lots and lots of nice games on it and on the highest graphics as well.

Meh, things are pretty much the same but you get used to it after some time What about you? Did you rest enough or are already tired because of all that homework?

Oh is that so? I swear I told you my name before but looks like that's not true, well nice to meet you Alex XD

Well technically I was and then I returned and never got your notification/never saw it - but here I am now so everything is okay

Well it's personal problems really, my chemistry teacher Rachel is a teacher first and a person never. Cass, my biology teacher, seems kinda happy but only really talks to those she had last year and neglects all the other students and I kept my old teacher Chris - he's pretty okay, I often talk with him about new discoveries in the physics world. I don't think they're bad people they're just, not great. But like I can talk.

And yes I really look forward to getting my PC, apparently my graphics card won't need to be updated for a few years and when I do need a new one I just need to buy another one of the same model and crossfire it. It still cost £792 but I didn't pay for it soooo

Actually I've been losing sleep thanks to random insomnia which I really can't seem to shake which is really annoying because I like being well rested.

Ps no images because I'm on an iPad

And you didn't really answer my question, how are you?

Nah, I've been calling you toguro until now

That's a goddamn miracle to have teachers like that in my country, even in private schools.

Damn And here I'm sitting, wondering if my PC will play AC4 or I will have to upgrade it Other than that, I don't like any new games anyway, so I've been avoiding that subject for years, as I'm too lazy to actually upgrade it

Now losing sleep isn't really good now, is it, Alex? Can't really give you any advice about it (since I myself sleep once in 2-3 days...) but that is definitely very very bad

'Tis okay, I'll post them instead of you :3

I'm okay
Anyway, anything besides insomnia that's bothering you?

Well you can keep calling me that if you like, afterall I'll be mentioning you quite a bit so we have to even things out.

Really? The education system that bad where you are?

Well fair play to you, upgrading is expensive and extra work. As for games I'll be enjoying Far Cry 3, Crysis 3, Sleeping Dogs, Bioshock Inifnite, Hitman Absolution and one other that I've yet to choose. As well as Amnesia, Rogue Legacy and The Binding of Isaac.

Well yeah but it's not a huge issue, I've pretty much had it all my life so I'm used to it by now, I just don't like the consistent yawning in the daytime, makes me appear rude. And everyone sees the inside of my mouth

That gif reminds me, Simon (or Samya as his real name is) worked for the Russian Milatary....but that's it....so how can he stand up to Shizuo's strength!? Vorona can't even do that and she's more dangerous than Simon - confusing.

No, thankfully everything has been quite smooth - the only thing that could be 'bothering' me so to speak is the fact I have about 12 more fics to write and I'm back in college, but that's my own fault for not writing

It's not just bad, it's a complete disaster. I kind of feel bad dissing my own country but I prefer opening my eyes to truth. Most teachers are older than 50-60 years and have been teaching for half of that time. You'd assume it's a good thing, they'd be more experienced and stuff... Well no! They still use old methods and don't give a bull's crap about students' feelings and stuff. It's kind of a long subject and you're probably not interested just THAT much

Quite surprisingly my PC managed to play Farcry3 and latest crysis, as well as Bioshock. Didn't like any of them, but well, I AM a picky one I guess... Binding of isaac is great though, I enjoyed every second of it :3

I yawn all the time too, I just cover my mouth

He served in Spetsnaz though, which I'd set higher than regular military. I guess that's just his natural power though, even spetsnaz isn't nearly as strong as that

So you write huh? I suppose about Durarara (or not). I used to write some time ago, but kinda lost interest in that, even though I sometimes have the urge to write something short. Maybe hook me up with some of your fics, I fancy a good one :3

Woah long post, sorry

Ohhhh we have a thousand teachers like that, for every one tolerable teacher there's 400 intolerable ones. And don't feel bad about dissing your own country, the education system over here is a pile of crap with tests being marked incorrectly every year and the national boards just keep on changing the curriculum and mark scheme - its like there's nothing we can do that'll actually guarantee our learning, the smartest of people get the lowest of grades.

I've been told FC3 is amazing - and did you know about TBOI:Rebirth? It's getting it's own engine so that it's not limited to what flash can do, in other words less bugs, less processing power required and Edmund McMillan is throwing in an extra expansion pack the size of WOTL - and it has a whole new art style which is.....different.

I do that too but I always seem to look rude, at least in my opinion. And I like feeling awake and refreshed rather than feeling like how Corpral Levi from AoT does all the time (the eyes).

But so did Vorona and Denis and they're nowhere near on Shizuo's level, maybe it's just how Simon is.

Oh yeah I never told you about this, around this time last year on the /anime/ board everyone thought itd be funny to pair the members in erotic stories. But no-one could really write and since creative writing is pretty much my only talent I opted for it. There's only one that I'm not looking forward to writing and that's one that involves a loli - but of course I write from a human aspect sooooo.....while I can write it so that it's set in an animeverse, in my mind it won't be and that disturbs me a little. But yeah so far I've written for just about every sexuality, lesbian, gay, straight - there's even one with a transsexual in it. I do enjoy writing though.

I haven't heard about rebirth, thanks. I didn't notice any bugs in last version but well, it's great they didn't abandon the project

Dunno, I got used to little to no sleep for past 3 months, can't rally say anything that'll help.

I guess it's his size? Whatever it is, he can go 1v1 against shizuo and that's just... amazing.

Ah I see Wouldn't really understand any of those, I know very little amount of people on FJ

Are you kidding me? TBOI has made tons of cash on steam, Edmund McMillan never expected to see so much growth, like he'll he'd abandon it.

Hmm, try drinking cranberry juice and exercise more - should flush you clean and tire you out

Well he is a 7ft black Russian who is ex-special forces, that already has 'Certified Badass' labelled all over it

To be honest I have no idea how people looked anyway so I just gave them an appearance - they chose their genders and who they wanted to be with in it. If I changed the names it'd be no different from a regular erotica

I'll try finding that in my city, don't think it's a high possibility though

That's kinda cool how did they like it?
(sorry for late answer, I wasn't feeling any good since yesterday, had to lie in bed)

Should be avaialable at most supermarkets or convenience stores

All of them have received positive reception - only I messed up a personality request with my latest one, sadly it was too long for me to change it since I only found out once I finished it and it was around 7000 words long. I couldn't go back and change it without changing EVERYTHING

Seeing as I've posted myself in several irl threads, while seeing you there.. Yeah you should be able to tell.

I bet you hardly even remember my face, I don't remember yours. Everyone lse was happy with a random appearance, I've even offered to go back and change it which'll take a lot longer than you think - so why're you acting so sarky?

You're the guy that posted the pictures with some friends, right? In suits?

Yeah, sorry. Next time, I'll just avoid answering the question.

There was only 2 of us in suits - and I only sorta remember yours, the only reason I was able to make New Prinny blonde was because he directly told me to make him blonde, I only made lupi's hair black because that was the appearance of the mascot he used back when he was Gaara Lee - you think Yeorgh is actually bald? No, he asked for it. My description of Matthews Guass was merely random chance, I've never seen what he looks like. The only way I knew how to do Synthus was because I know him quite well and we talk often. You see?

And there's answering the question and then there's being a dick about it - so just answer what I actually asked you - how do you want it to be? Hair colour? Personality? I'm not a psychic mind reader and I hardly know you - you want me to get it done the way you want it to? Then you have to tell me or else I'm just left to my own devices on how to do it, and offering to rewrite the whole thing is a pretty big thing considering I'm supposed to be doing a lot of my A level work so I have to make a lot of time to do it. If you're going to half baked about it then I simply won't do it - so make your choice, drop the sark and tell me what you want or I won't even change it.

Well i'm almost bald, so there's that.

Because they told you to, if I had known you'd make me a redhead like that, I could have told you not See, I merely assumed as we both posted in several irl threads, that you would know. Which is why you're the one to ask if anything.

How the **** am I being a dick about it? If I was being a dick about it, you'd know it. Ask newprinny, you'll most definitely find a bunch of insults after eachother if I was being a dick. I wanted it to be me, Tylosaurus. Or at least close Otherwise, that **** is pretty pointless, you know? Just make a fictional random character. Make a story. Slap some names from the board on it and boom. A random story.
- You don't need to be psychic mind reader to ask.
- You would think that it's pretty natural for traps to be submissive and far from dominant.
I never asked you to rewrite it. Drop the assumptions that you so happily make so that you would realize this. Thanks.

I didn't really take the time to look at everyone's faces on there which is my bad really

I'm guessing the lack of tone on the internet is what's at work here - reading your messages, they sounded very cynical and passive aggressive. I can't stand people like that so it gets me riled easily - so sorry if you didn't mean it to sound like that but that's how I read it and reacted so. And that's a good idea actually - I may be able to revise the stories like that and the future ones. And I know you didn't - I'm offering it to you, if you want me to re-write it the way you want it I will, I'll scrap the old story and start over.

No thank you, I believe I already stated that the first time. If it's too much work, I don't want you to do it and it obviously is. I probably won't read it anyways as I'm not quite that interested anymore, no offense. So just sit back and relax.

*sigh* but now I feel so jaded for getting it wrong, at least with hot-sauce's the only thing I messed up was one letter in his name but with this - but okay, if you're really not that interested then I won't. But from now on I'm going to individually ask people what they want to make sure I get it right so thanks for that tid-bit of information because they do seems like random stories with names slapped on.

Well you did it for free and it was probably still good, so I hope that person at least didn't complain about it :<

Well judge for yourself if they're good or not: www.fanfiction.net/~ikebukuro
Yeah I know; my username - everything else was taken. The one I'm most proud of was the one for zetsu or the one for rose

And no he didn't

Excuse me while I try to hide the boner...

I read the one with tylosaurus, newprinny and theluppijack (and I guess they'll be showing up here assuming I mentioned them) and it was great really can't remember last time I switched from "horny" to "laughing" this many times You're a good writer, don't waste it.

That was the one where I ****** up the personality one, Tylo wanted to be submissive sadly I did the inverse. Never knew people went from horny to laughing so easily though - I just laugh whenever I go back to check what I've written because I feel embarrassed that I even came up with that

You also made me a red-head..

What's wrong with that?

Nah, I dropped it as I didn't enjoy it because everything was wrong, except for me being girly. Not that it was bad, though.

**** you didn't even wait around til the end, that hurts. Well sorry 'kay but my notes gave me absolutely nothing to go on - so tell me how you wanted it to be then hm?

Because I'm blonde.

I doubt Tana has orange hair, he didn't seem to care - I told everyone when I started this that I was giving random appearances to them. I'll go back and change it if you're that pissed but I can't change your personality because that's just too much work

For the record I didn't laugh because it was bad, you probably know that already.

Isn't tylo the "trap guy"? at least that's what I call him in my head.

I figured - though I quickly looked back at that one just now an I'd made a blunder, I accidentally put a 2 instead of a quotation mark because I didn't hold down shift -_-

Yeah

Don't dig into it, happens a lot when writing alone - without a beta.

"Hawtsauce, Phantomrose and MatthewsGuass" is great so far Although I'd dig it more, if I actually knew any of those people

Yeah but I should pay more care and attention to these details and get it right the first time.

To be honest - I know very little about them too

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My native language is Georgian, which is obvious because that's where I come from.
Well my country was a part of USSR for pretty long time, so some of their culture rubbed off on us. Well it was a long time ago, now only few know Russian, and even fewer of them are teenagers, even though it's a pretty awesome language...

Care to give me an example of Georgian? A simple introduction will do.

Yeah I know that half, I wondered more was it compulsory to learn the language in schools or something - it's still very impressive that you can speak Russian, I took one look at it and abandoned ship. I only know the saying 'Ni puha Ni pera'.

You want me to write in Georgian or simply English but phonetically?

Well yes, Russian was and IS taught in almost all schools of Georgia and I don't see why it shouldn't be, knowing second language is pretty cool, people should be grateful for having an opportunity like that..

Why not both?

And yeah, knowing a second language can seriously improve applications for jobs and also some serious street cred. Especially if the language is tough. Plus speaking it is very fun. I did French for five years and I know literally no French anymore - I simply didn't care

გამარჯობა, ტოგურო! ასე გამოიყურება ჩემი ენა.
I said, "gamarjoba, toguro! a'se gamoikhureba chemee ena.", which means "hey toguro! this is what my language looks like"

Well that looks so damned complex OO being able to have a language like that_ and Russian....I expect you to be president withing the next 3 years

haha :D thanks but it's nothing much, really. Well, I am good at languages (not intending to brag, really). I want to learn German and French too, I guess 5 languages should be fine.

>it's nothing much

You're talking to a guy who can barely speak two, well barely speak one - my English is pretty good.....unlike most people in England XD

Go for it, be a translator and travel the world. Or do what Rock did in Black Lagoon and translate for the Russian Mafia

You know, it's weird how words of random anime loving dude on intenet can inspire you to do something... Now I want to be a translator :D well I DID think about it before, but not seriously.

People are amazing like that, because of a certain someone I met on /anime/ I actually managed to confront my past and regain my sanity. If you think I'm making this up or something for attention, keep thinking that because I don't like talking about it.

But seriously working as a translator would be a high paying job with a high demand of people asking for your services, corporate companies with a lotta cash to throw around. You could have a very fulfilling life, and you could see the whole world while you do it. Gotta say, even I want to become one now

Naah, I believe that. Internet guys have helped me with lots of stuff too, so nothing to doubt for me :D

You know, now I really want to become a translator O_o maybe start translating books or become an interpreter... Not many people in my country know more than my native language, so it should be profitable :D

People are cool.

Translate the Dead Sea Scrolls = eternal fame

Hello. Today was a good day, sorry for late answer. Saw my girlfriend, walked with her a little bit. How was your day, Toguro?

It's fine, my answer is late as well it seems! Equal trade.

Well today was quite good - courtesy of my college having an evening of parent-teacher meetings, our college ended today at 1:15pm. Because I have free blocks though, I went into college at 10:45am and left at 12:15pm so my day has been pretty relaxed.

Is your girlfriend cute and why did you go for a walk?

She's the cutest girl I've seen. Like seriously.

We both dislike crowded places like cafes or restaurants, so a forest near her house is just perfect for both of us.

Huh is that so? I would ask for a picture but thats kinda creepy. Still though it's lucky to have a place like a forest. There aren't any around where I am which is a shame because summer walks through a forest is something anyone would enjoy.

How long you been together if I'm not being too nosey?

Not long, two weeks. But we've been friends for 8 months before that, so you could actually say I broke out of friendzone ^_^

I've seen that happen before and it's always gratifying to see it happen. Anyway, I think I've been intruding enough on this topic so lets change it.

What type of music do you like?

Well I liked metal and rock earlier but that was earlier, now something happened, maybe I grew up... I know listen to some indie groups (not hipstery ones, they're ****** ) and classic rock like black sabbath.

What about you, my newly acquired internet friend?

I like just about everything; if I like something I'll listen to but my favourite genres right now are: Industrial Metal, Japanese Metal/Rock and Swing music. Quite a blend if I do say so myself. What about bands? What bands you like and have you seen them live?