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User avatar #71786 - nightmaren (05/12/2013) [-]
Get the fuck into an all male highschool
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Profit!
#71725 - foxrock (05/12/2013) [-]
Masculinity is a broad term, defined only by society.
For example, for a time, pink was once a colour common to see boys wearing.
And for a good while, stay-at-home dads were nonexistant because working to support a family was solely a man thing.

Since this is something that never bothered you before, stick with it, cause it's who you are.

But just in case it does continue bothering you, going out with your guy friends for a few drinks would help you.
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Who is the girl is that photo?
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Zone Tan, the mascot of the hentai porn artist and flash animator Zone.
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No. That's not postpartum depression, postpartum depression is you're brain getting used to having a normal amount of hormones, and getting of the coaster of emotions.
User avatar #13 - izaya (05/03/2013) [-]
Postpartum depression (PPD), also called postnatal depression, is a type of clinical depression which can affect women, and less frequently men, typically after childbirth.
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User avatar #34 - toguro (03/19/2013) [-]
Hello! I said I'd stop by. Show how're things with you today? Yeah I start off every form of relation with generic conversation.
User avatar #55 to #34 - izaya (03/29/2013) [-]
Comment cap.
My native language is Georgian, which is obvious because that's where I come from.
Well my country was a part of USSR for pretty long time, so some of their culture rubbed off on us. Well it was a long time ago, now only few know Russian, and even fewer of them are teenagers, even though it's a pretty awesome language...
User avatar #56 to #55 - toguro (03/29/2013) [-]
Care to give me an example of Georgian? A simple introduction will do.

Yeah I know that half, I wondered more was it compulsory to learn the language in schools or something - it's still very impressive that you can speak Russian, I took one look at it and abandoned ship. I only know the saying 'Ni puha Ni pera'.
User avatar #57 to #56 - izaya (03/29/2013) [-]
You want me to write in Georgian or simply English but phonetically?

Well yes, Russian was and IS taught in almost all schools of Georgia and I don't see why it shouldn't be, knowing second language is pretty cool, people should be grateful for having an opportunity like that..
User avatar #58 to #57 - toguro (03/29/2013) [-]
Why not both?

And yeah, knowing a second language can seriously improve applications for jobs and also some serious street cred. Especially if the language is tough. Plus speaking it is very fun. I did French for five years and I know literally no French anymore - I simply didn't care
User avatar #59 to #58 - izaya (03/29/2013) [-]
გამარჯობა, ტოგურო! ასე გამოიყურება ჩემი ენა.
I said, "gamarjoba, toguro! a'se gamoikhureba chemee ena.", which means "hey toguro! this is what my language looks like"
User avatar #60 to #59 - toguro (03/30/2013) [-]
Well that looks so damned complex OO being able to have a language like that_ and Russian....I expect you to be president withing the next 3 years
User avatar #61 to #60 - izaya (03/30/2013) [-]
haha :D thanks but it's nothing much, really. Well, I am good at languages (not intending to brag, really). I want to learn German and French too, I guess 5 languages should be fine.
User avatar #62 to #61 - toguro (03/30/2013) [-]
>it's nothing much

You're talking to a guy who can barely speak two, well barely speak one - my English is pretty good.....unlike most people in England XD

Go for it, be a translator and travel the world. Or do what Rock did in Black Lagoon and translate for the Russian Mafia
User avatar #63 to #62 - izaya (03/30/2013) [-]
You know, it's weird how words of random anime loving dude on intenet can inspire you to do something... Now I want to be a translator :D well I DID think about it before, but not seriously.
User avatar #64 to #63 - toguro (03/30/2013) [-]
People are amazing like that, because of a certain someone I met on /anime/ I actually managed to confront my past and regain my sanity. If you think I'm making this up or something for attention, keep thinking that because I don't like talking about it.

But seriously working as a translator would be a high paying job with a high demand of people asking for your services, corporate companies with a lotta cash to throw around. You could have a very fulfilling life, and you could see the whole world while you do it. Gotta say, even I want to become one now
User avatar #65 to #64 - izaya (03/30/2013) [-]
Naah, I believe that. Internet guys have helped me with lots of stuff too, so nothing to doubt for me :D

You know, now I really want to become a translator O_o maybe start translating books or become an interpreter... Not many people in my country know more than my native language, so it should be profitable :D
User avatar #66 to #65 - toguro (04/01/2013) [-]
People are cool.

Translate the Dead Sea Scrolls = eternal fame
User avatar #35 to #34 - izaya (03/20/2013) [-]
Hello. Today was a good day, sorry for late answer. Saw my girlfriend, walked with her a little bit. How was your day, Toguro?
User avatar #36 to #35 - toguro (03/21/2013) [-]
It's fine, my answer is late as well it seems! Equal trade.

Well today was quite good - courtesy of my college having an evening of parent-teacher meetings, our college ended today at 1:15pm. Because I have free blocks though, I went into college at 10:45am and left at 12:15pm so my day has been pretty relaxed.

Is your girlfriend cute and why did you go for a walk?
User avatar #37 to #36 - izaya (03/21/2013) [-]
She's the cutest girl I've seen. Like seriously.

We both dislike crowded places like cafes or restaurants, so a forest near her house is just perfect for both of us.
User avatar #38 to #37 - toguro (03/21/2013) [-]
Huh is that so? I would ask for a picture but thats kinda creepy. Still though it's lucky to have a place like a forest. There aren't any around where I am which is a shame because summer walks through a forest is something anyone would enjoy.

How long you been together if I'm not being too nosey?
User avatar #39 to #38 - izaya (03/21/2013) [-]
Not long, two weeks. But we've been friends for 8 months before that, so you could actually say I broke out of friendzone ^_^
User avatar #40 to #39 - toguro (03/21/2013) [-]
I've seen that happen before and it's always gratifying to see it happen. Anyway, I think I've been intruding enough on this topic so lets change it.

What type of music do you like?
User avatar #41 to #40 - izaya (03/21/2013) [-]
Well I liked metal and rock earlier but that was earlier, now something happened, maybe I grew up... I know listen to some indie groups (not hipstery ones, they're shitty) and classic rock like black sabbath.

What about you, my newly acquired internet friend?
User avatar #42 to #41 - toguro (03/22/2013) [-]
I like just about everything; if I like something I'll listen to but my favourite genres right now are: Industrial Metal, Japanese Metal/Rock and Swing music. Quite a blend if I do say so myself. What about bands? What bands you like and have you seen them live?
User avatar #43 to #42 - izaya (03/22/2013) [-]
Well at this period of life I like "the kooks" and "foster the people". My all time favorites are still Avenged Sevenfold and Metallica.
Sadly I live in very far part of Europe (so far that it's mostly not considered as Europe) and not many bands come to perform here. I heard "deep purple" is coming next month through, I may go there...
User avatar #44 to #43 - toguro (03/23/2013) [-]
Where do you live? As in country, I'm not going to stalk you or anything XD
User avatar #45 to #44 - izaya (03/23/2013) [-]
Georgia. We're neighboring countries to Russia, Turkey, Azerbaijan and some others. We had war with Russia in 2008, maybe you've heard about that...
User avatar #46 to #45 - toguro (03/23/2013) [-]
I know where Georgia is. Wow I never expected there of all places - it sounds nice, minus the conflicts of course. I live in England - it's -12C at the end of March.......our weather makes zero sense.
User avatar #47 to #46 - izaya (03/23/2013) [-]
We have a new prime minister (and president in future) who is pro-Russian, so no more conflicts I guess...
Yeah, the weather is pretty calm here, right now is 15C and keeps on growing each day. Not really rainy as well.
User avatar #48 to #47 - toguro (03/24/2013) [-]
Here in England, we just had snow and -12C....today it is 15C and sunny.........fuck me right?
User avatar #49 to #48 - izaya (03/27/2013) [-]
Heyy Toguro. How's the life been?
User avatar #50 to #49 - toguro (03/27/2013) [-]
Pretty golden sunny, my Easter break is right around the corner and while it'll be filled with work it will still be very fun. I'm annoyed however because Anna Fiesta hasn't translated the 7th Durarara!! Ln but she's translated number 8, quite frankly I don't want to skip a whole novel
User avatar #51 to #50 - izaya (03/27/2013) [-]
I told this to you like 5 times already, but I did start reading the novels but never had time/patience to actually read any novel to the end :(
User avatar #52 to #51 - toguro (03/28/2013) [-]
You never actually told me that :P

I have them in my phone so I can read them on the fly. It's good for when I'm waiting around for someone or something and quite frankly playing Temple Run doesn't quite cut it for me. I've started reading Baccano! now. But y u no read books? Reading is good.
User avatar #53 to #52 - izaya (03/29/2013) [-]
Well first I DID tell you that, you probably don't remember it was me :D

I read, just not in English because I just don't like reading in English :\ Russian or my native languages are fine though, I'm not a dumbass :D
User avatar #54 to #53 - toguro (03/29/2013) [-]
That seems likely - I don't often memorise things, or if I do they're completely useless.

Relax; I never said you were. So what is your native language? And how did you come about learning Russian? And why the hell is everyone I know so talented in languages and my only second language is sub-standard at best!?
#32 - sheepysquirrel (01/08/2013) [-]
Here is a visual guide on how it's done.
Here is a visual guide on how it's done.
User avatar #33 to #32 - izaya (01/08/2013) [-]
Ahahah, I remember that moment from cartoon
User avatar #25 - pollux (06/30/2012) [-]
ნიგერო.

დიახ, ქართველი ვარ
User avatar #26 to #26 - izaya (06/30/2012) [-]
გუგლ თრანსლეითორში ნათარგმნს გავს :D
User avatar #27 to #27 - pollux (06/30/2012) [-]
არა შე ნიგერო, ბოდიში რომ შეურაცხყოფას გაყენებ მაგრამ ფჯ არის ეხლა და რას იზავ, დურარარა მეც მევასება, კაი ანიმეა.

დუ იუ ბელივ მი ნაუ?
User avatar #28 to #28 - izaya (06/30/2012) [-]
არა ქართველისთვის ძალიან "სწორად" წერ, მძიმეები და ეგეთებიც კი არ გეშლება და მაგიტომ შემეპარა ეჭვი. ნიგერი რანაირი შეურაცხყოფაა, მართლა ზანგი რომ ვიყო კიდე ხო...
User avatar #29 to #29 - pollux (06/30/2012) [-]
ნიგერი არაა შეურაცხყოფა? ნუ ეხლა ველოსიპედი რო მყავდეს არ დაგიძახებდი ნიგერს, მაგრამ არ მყავს და ვერაფერს დამიშავებ, ნიგერო.

კაი ხო, მევასება მძიმეების დასმა, როგორც 9გაგისთვის "ლე" არის ისე არის ჩემთვის სასვენი ნიშანი.
User avatar #30 to #30 - izaya (06/30/2012) [-]
შემიძლია საზამთრო და შემწვარი ქათამი მოგპარო, მაგაზე არ დაფიქრებულხარ?
არადა თავის დროზე ფჯ უფრო იყენებდა მაგ "ლე"-ს, ეხლა ვითომ მაგრები ვართ.
User avatar #31 to #31 - pollux (06/30/2012) [-]
აბა, 4ჩანის ტრაკს ლოკავს ყველა. სხვათაშორის არც საზამთრო და არც შემწვარი ქათამი მაქვს. icameheretotroll, ქართველი როა, თუ გახსოვს, მაგის დეიდაშვილი ვარ მე.
#23 - Valkodu (11/21/2011) [-]
Words cannot describe how jealous I am of your username.
Words cannot describe how jealous I am of your username.
User avatar #22 - afuckinmazing (07/23/2011) [-]
Negative thumbs doesn't really bother me, if I wanted green thumbs I could be a dick and everyone would thumb me up, but that's not how I am :P red thumbs or not I stick to my opinion unless proven wrong.
#1 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
its empty here...
User avatar #2 to #1 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
Well congratulations! you are the first visitor XD
#3 to #2 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
what did I get?
#4 to #3 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
A cake! too bad it's a lie though..
#5 to #4 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
why would you do his to me?
#6 to #5 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
Because I am an alien from Mars and I will now abduct you!
Because I am an alien from Mars and I will now abduct you!
#7 to #6 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
I don't do well with aliens...
#8 to #7 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
Okay Just kidding, I am GlaDos and will you've got 5:35 minutes to kill me, otherwise you will die of Neurotoxin XD
#9 to #8 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
I'm immune to poison.
#10 to #9 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
Are you immune to turrets? XD
#11 to #10 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
I don't think so...
#12 to #11 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
You were a good opponent Moemon... a good one.
#13 to #12 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
this isn't a game...
#14 to #13 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
Than what is it, O good sir?
#15 to #14 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
you don't know it right now but your in great danger...
User avatar #16 to #15 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
Is a guy from future chasing me?
#17 to #16 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
no... just watch out for... tall grass...
User avatar #18 to #17 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
Is that all? >_<
User avatar #19 to #18 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
hehehe, yup
User avatar #20 to #19 - izaya (06/23/2011) [-]
Thanks for the info anyway XD thanks god there is no tall grass in my town...
User avatar #21 to #20 - Moemon (06/23/2011) [-]
that is good news.
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