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Date Signed Up:1/18/2011
Last Login:4/16/2014
Location:Detroit
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I hate complete fucktards.
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#155 - Picture 04/24/2011 on How every man has felt +1
#154 - Picture 04/24/2011 on How every man has felt +1
#178 - also related  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2011 on this happens all the time +14
#198 - 4chan refugee (04/22/2011) [-]
related to comment.....sort of
#193 - Majestical (04/22/2011) [-]
Somewhat related...
#241 - i thought it was a little stale 04/22/2011 on A lack of crackers. +7
#385 - This is me literally ALL THE TIME in school. Followed by dumb … 04/22/2011 on anyone +11
#1232 - for you good sir 04/22/2011 on Dem Fat Girls 0
#49 - and...? 04/20/2011 on the wierdest boner +3
#60 - Picture 04/20/2011 on Gimli and Legolas +1
#67 - The girl in the comic says it all. If you use "le" i… 04/19/2011 on Le's +14
#40 - You're my boy Blue!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2011 on I want a tank +12
#120 - BradBucknerAwesome (04/19/2011) [-]
#2 - Picture 04/19/2011 on me gusta 0
#137 - Cocaine's a helluva drug. 04/18/2011 on eating a world +1
#92 - Picture 04/16/2011 on Big Ass Spider (OC) +2
#30 - YOU get out! And stay out!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2011 on Potatoes of the Carribean +2
#69 - shhamwow (04/16/2011) [-]
MY LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG !
#13 - MELVIN IS SECRETLY A BRO!  [+] (9 new replies) 04/15/2011 on RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIVES... +71
#18 - strykerblade (04/15/2011) [-]
I'm a Melvin bro...
I get on teachers' good side with courteousness and good behavior in class...
until they turn their back.

I use my Melvin status to lie the class out of homework assignments "You never passed it out, sir.", extend dates "You said 17th, sir, not 15th." and generally lighten the load "But you said we wouldn't have to take notes on the video, ma'am".

So I'm pretty much cool with everybody in the class. Except in my Language Arts class, where I get counter-Melvin'd on a regular basis by a REAL Melvin.
But that's another story for another day.
#31 - deathbypizza (04/15/2011) [-]
counter-melvin'd. you sir, are a genius. take my thumb :)
User avatar #28 - jesterxd (04/15/2011) [-]
u sir are awesome !
now tell me more !
#44 - strykerblade (04/15/2011) [-]
(I know I'm gonna get a bunch of cool story bro called, but it's true)

In language arts, a lot of the people have the same classes with me, but it's the only class we have with Melvin. So, one day, the teacher left to print off progress reports. The classroom had markerboards that would slide over each other. I got up and started drawing great big dicks across each board, and a massive one on the bottom layer, while being cheered on by my classmates. I went to sit down, and Melvin goes up to the board and says, "You guys shouldn't do that" and starts erasing them. Just as he was about halfway done, the teacher walked in, and everyone started yelling at Melvin to stop drawing dicks. He almost got in trouble.
User avatar #73 - jesterxd (04/15/2011) [-]
kewl , i have a dude in my class who's a little bit like u , he's smart but smokes weed ... and does all that crazy shit buuuuuuuuuuut he didn't draw big dicks on the board ... hmmm i wanna do it ? maybe ? i dunno , meh .
User avatar #47 - remischarizard (04/15/2011) [-]
Moar?
#419 - strykerblade (04/16/2011) [-]
This one time, somebody brought a laser pointer to Chemistry class, and he was shining it all around and stuff. The teacher caught him, and confiscated it. She said she would call his parents to come pick it up. After class, I convinced the teacher that I was on the volleyball team as an assistant coach who reviewed plays, and that it was MY laser pointer that we used to go over plays, and convinced her to give it to me. I gave it back to the guy later. His parents were never contacted.

I've never even been on a sports team.
User avatar #420 - remischarizard (04/16/2011) [-]
You... I...

marry me?
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#395 - Mike Vick started that way... But then he held dog fights. 04/13/2011 on IM ASH KETCHUM! ( READ DESC) 0
#26 - I MUST TRANSFER FROM STEREOTYPICAL PREPPY DOUCHEBAG SCHOOL TO … 04/12/2011 on Vice President Awesome +8
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#31 - DMT's a helluva drug.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2011 on this just in +6
User avatar #39 - unabomber (04/12/2011) [-]
DO WANT
#96 - Picture 04/12/2011 on NYOH MY GAWD 0
#406 - Do. Not. **** . With... Spiderbro. 04/11/2011 on Today you, tomorrow me +38
#74 - lol some advertisements to the side say "meet Christian s… 04/11/2011 on Forever Alone Flash Mob +5
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#109 - does anyone else have this file named as "goofy time"…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2011 on Something More Goofy +1
User avatar #112 - deathkinght (04/10/2011) [-]
perfect name
#286 - Picture 04/10/2011 on Ring Bearer +1

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