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#210 - Sneak Peek of Khornate Bloodthirster. 3 hours ago on liek it you cri every tiem 0
#47 - (Warhammer is a board game with elves and trolls and dwarves a…  [+] (9 new replies) 11 hours ago on liek it you cri every tiem +12
#345 - anonymous (22 minutes ago) [-]
I think I speak for everyone on this site who hasn't gotten in WH40K when I say thank you.
#231 - DJFatcat (3 hours ago) [-]

#122 - scowlingseawolf (6 hours ago) [-]
I can't take the name "nurgle" seriously. Too funny.
User avatar #107 - sketchE (6 hours ago) [-]
tell me about the orks i love hearing about them
#166 - atomschlumpf (5 hours ago) [-]
Well basically they're kind of the comic relief of 40k. Their technology works, because they think that it works. They are low-profile psykers (kind of the wizards of 40k) but because they're always in huge masses their psychic field is pretty strong. So if an Ork takes a tube and believes it is a rocket launcher it will start shooting rockes and work as such. Also, for example, they think painting stuff red makes it more powerful and faster, and that works aswell because of their psychic field. I don't think they are aware of that ability, though. It just sorta happens.

Orks live in tribes which are constantly at war with each other. It is believed, that overall the Orks are strong enough in number they could overrun the whole galaxy. That is, because basically they are fungus. They don't have a sexuality, when an Ork dies his body will be overgrown with those fungus which over time turn to new Orks. But because the Orks are constantly busy bashing each other up that threat to the galaxy is pretty much contained. Though, from time to time a powerful Warboss will arise who united several tribes under himself. Then they start big Waaagh!

This is kind of a crusade, starting in one system they begin to overtake planets, killing their population and looting what they can get. This can spread out like an infection and has to be contained pretty fast. As I said, numbers is the strength of the orks and united under one Waaaaghboss they can be very very powerful

That's the basics I guess, feel free to ask questions. I love talking about this shit
#67 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
You forgot the part where Slaanesh rapes and kills all of the SPESS elf gods except for 3, one of which was kidnapped by papa Nurgle to use as a slave.

Also 40k's "present" is absolutely set in stone in the 41st Millenium, but some of the lore ranges between the 31st Millenium (The Horus Heresy) and the 42nd Millenium (The End times).
User avatar #55 - erotictentacle (10 hours ago) [-]
im gonna fav this so i can reread tomorrow
#53 - foxlift (10 hours ago) [-]
10/10 would watch movie adaptation by Michael Bay.
#210 - iwasonaboat (3 hours ago) [-]
Sneak Peek of Khornate Bloodthirster.
#57 - You're making this sound like it's official, but I defy you to…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Here, cringe. +4
#121 - Vercingetorix (07/27/2014) [-]
The Vancouver School Board has decided that students may ask teachers and staff to address them by the pronoun of their choice, to accommodate transgender students for whom “he” and “she” do not fit.
#95 - ugoboom (07/26/2014) [-]
He's explaining what Tumblr uses them as. Only gender studies majors and tumblr takes these seriously.

Better get inside though, cause a blizzard full of special snowflakes are coming.
#109 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
My pronoun is my nigga. I can use that because I, being anonymous, am trans-ethnic.
My nigga laughed
I called my nigga
My nigga's eyes gleam
That is my nigga's
My nigga likes my niggaself.
#90 - fuckyosixtyminutes (07/26/2014) [-]
Nobody cares whether you're "against" them. That's what they mean, with or without your endorsement.

You may think the ideas behind the "necessity" for gender-neutral language are invalid but being "against" a word meaning something is idiotic.
#103 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
I can't tell if this is bait.... or if you are just that fucking retarded....
User avatar #79 - antiponiesuser (07/26/2014) [-]
but did you get the joke?
#35 - I liked this show until the very end, when he sacrificed his s…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Stop your rhetoric and come In +2
#41 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
you know i was not going to watch this until i read your comment
User avatar #40 - deltoraquest (07/22/2014) [-]
as someone who hasn't seen the show before, I'm quite scared as to what happens based on this comment
#14 - Eh, he does alright. 07/21/2014 on I'm a transdigestive dolphin -1
#1512 - **iwasonaboat rolls 835,981,964** Its ok addy, we w… 07/20/2014 on Top 10 Things I like About FJ 0
#1369 - Comment deleted 07/10/2014 on fj prison 0
#8 - Whats it feel like to be second rate?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on garroshhellscream's profile 0
#9 - garroshhellscream (07/10/2014) [-]
Last time I checked I was choosen by Thrall to be warchief, had the power of an old god, took over all of kalimdor, took down the lich king, killed a fucking dragon with my bare hands for not getting of my ship, etc.

You took over a small island and got stabbed by a grunt
#3828 - Comment deleted 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#45 - Look at that perfect masturbatory form... 07/05/2014 on This is SFW +3
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#6 to #5 - iwasonaboat (02/16/2014) [-]
Hey there friend
#7 to #6 - kakariko (02/16/2014) [-]
Heh nice to see another homestuck fan; how are you?
Heh nice to see another homestuck fan; how are you?
#8 to #7 - iwasonaboat (02/16/2014) [-]
Calm yo fattass.

Its nice to see you too, but going all ~Uguu~ on me won't make me your friend.

Otherwise, I'm doing Angry. Which is like my 2nd favorite emotion. How about you?
#9 to #8 - kakariko (02/16/2014) [-]
Well I for one can't say I saw that reply coming, given the fact that I was the one called friend first.

Eh well I just woke up and I'm kind of hungry so yeah.
#10 to #9 - iwasonaboat (02/16/2014) [-]
I was going to continue this little joke by including something about past/future selves arguing, but I can't be bothered.

I didn't mean anything by the fat ass comment. I'm sure your ass is of average girth.

Enjoy your hopefully soon-to-be-had meal. I have no food right now, so I envy you.

#11 to #10 - kakariko (02/16/2014) [-]
I should have guessed that, you were using a karkat pic. Now I ruined your joke     
But yeah now I got my breakfast so it's all good.   
May magical food appear in your fridge.
I should have guessed that, you were using a karkat pic. Now I ruined your joke

But yeah now I got my breakfast so it's all good.
May magical food appear in your fridge.
#12 to #11 - iwasonaboat (02/16/2014) [-]

Your wishes have blessed me with excellent karma. thank you kind stranger

Lets hope the hiatus ends in the coming months. until then, I bid you good luck
#13 to #12 - kakariko (02/16/2014) [-]
Holy shit, Karkat's face on anything makes it look terrifying.

Now I want pizza.
But hey glad to hear read that, if you ever need more magical food just say so.

Yeah I hope the hiatus ends soon, I need muh updates.
User avatar #14 to #13 - glad (02/16/2014) [-]
#16 to #14 - iwasonaboat (02/17/2014) [-]
Man I love this. I mention one Homestuck thingy on an obscure part of FunnyJunk and suddenly there's PartyStuck in my profile.

I'm so... glad ...
#15 to #14 - kakariko (02/16/2014) [-]
I'm glad you're here
User avatar #1 - hockeycrazysteve (09/05/2013) [-]
dude, a little friendly advice... to get to level 2. post some porn in nsfw, easy thumbs
User avatar #2 to #1 - iwasonaboat (09/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - hockeycrazysteve (09/05/2013) [-]
XD Well personally i thought people who were lower than level 2 would jump at the chance, but w/e do your thing bro.
User avatar #4 to #3 - iwasonaboat (09/05/2013) [-]
I really do appreciate the advice. I'll probably dick around foor a bit and make a bunch of lame srtuff like before, then go mine some thumbs later.
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