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Date Signed Up:8/11/2013
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#18 - **iwasonaboat used "*roll picture*"** **iwasonaboat rolled … 43 minutes ago on Deathbulge 0
#35 - What the **** are you talking about this anime is… 3 hours ago on Just let it happen +3
#5 - SOLD I'm a sucker for anything with evolution mechanics. 3 hours ago on half life 0
#6 - What... What the hell is this. Hold me, thegamepixel.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Invisible hoe 0
User avatar #7 - halor (23 hours ago) [-]
it was a random episode of the powerpuff girls in which they were teens and had crushes on the rowdyruff boys

full clip www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL3voaK_SKQ
#28 - Awoo on, you fluffy monster. 03/03/2015 on Who's That Pokemon? 0
#19 - I can't believe this **** was saved as a Gif? Wha…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Gamergate in a Nutshell +3
User avatar #28 - paddypancake (22 hours ago) [-]
The guy who makes these saves a whole ton of them as gifs as far as i know
#23 - pleuradispensor (23 hours ago) [-]
#18 - I expected a tiny Sonic running around. I kept zooming in vain 03/03/2015 on Gamergate in a Nutshell 0
#17 - You are completely right, purple pizza is an asshole while Gre…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Gamergate in a Nutshell +10
User avatar #19 - iwasonaboat (03/03/2015) [-]
I can't believe this shit was saved as a Gif? What the fuck.
User avatar #28 - paddypancake (22 hours ago) [-]
The guy who makes these saves a whole ton of them as gifs as far as i know
#23 - pleuradispensor (23 hours ago) [-]
#38 - I think you're just mad I get to roll more dice than you. …  [+] (12 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Mfw playing Orks in... 0
#91 - bluelightbebop (03/03/2015) [-]
#44 - articvibe (03/03/2015) [-]
#55 - tyrson (03/03/2015) [-]
explain, please.
#56 - yoshtar (03/03/2015) [-]
actually, yeah, I too have always been curious about this.
What is it that makes Gauss guns so... potent?
User avatar #57 - dndxplain (03/03/2015) [-]
>>#55, Gauss Flayers (the standard nekron rifle) slice things at a molecular level.
User avatar #59 - tyrson (03/03/2015) [-]
But... in the game, what are the stat differences like? Does the basic infantry weapon actually 1-shot enemy tanks? Or is that just fluff and flavor?
I'm not interested in the lore or description, I want to know about the game design.
#58 - yoshtar (03/03/2015) [-]
like, i got that part, the fluff of how a Necron gun works...
what i'm wondering is if there's some sort of special rule that reads like rending does that allows a gauss gun to blast a baneblade to shreds with a single hit?
User avatar #60 - dndxplain (03/03/2015) [-]
>>#55, Most Necron weapons have the word "gauss" in them, but they all shoot some kind of molecule-stripping super-lightning rather than a magnetically-accelerated projectile. In the Third Edition Codex, gauss weapons automatically wounded infantry and automatically caused glancing hits to vehicles on a to-hit roll of 6. This was devastatingly powerful at the time, as it meant that Necrons could chew through vehicles like no tomorrow, but was rather reduced in effectiveness in Fifth Edition, as most vehicles could no longer be destroyed through glancing hits alone, though with the introduction of Hull Points in Sixth Edition, gauss weapons are once again a lot more dangerous to vehicles (three glancing hits -- which a full squad of 20 Necron Warriors can easily supply -- is enough to wreck most regular vehicles and expose a super-heavy ). That said, Gauss weapons were reduced in effectiveness by the Fifth Edition Codex, which removed the auto-wound property (anti-infantry effectiveness was moved to their new new "Tesla" weapons). However with the advent of the 7th edition codex gauss weapons have regained their auto-wounding on 6's [citation needed].

Gauss flayer: The trusty gauss flayer is the standard weapon (in fact, the only weapon) wielded by Necron Warriors. Its stats are equivalent to the bolter, with the additional "Gauss" rule mentioned above. Ghost Arks and Doomsday Arks mount an array of five of these guns on each side.
Gauss blaster: The gauss blaster is the standard weapon of Necron Immortals; it is basically a Gauss flayer with slightly improved strength and armor-piercing capability. A unit of Tomb Blades can also choose to take twin-linked pairs of them to specialize in vehicle-hunting.
Gauss cannon: The iconic weapon of Necron Destroyers is their shoulder-mounted gauss cannon. Though it's only as strong and long-ranged as a gauss blaster, it has more shots and will tear through all but the toughest armor suits.
Heavy gauss cannon: Necron Heavy Destroyers get heavy gauss cannons, and Triarch Stalkers can choose a twin-linked set of them as a primary weapon. They only get one shot, but it's as powerful as a lascannon.
Gauss flux arc: The gauss flux arc is basically like the gauss flayer, but firing more shots at a time. Monoliths mount one at each corner, and they are capable of choosing their targets independently.
User avatar #63 - dndxplain (03/03/2015) [-]
>>#59,
#61 - yoshtar (03/03/2015) [-]
sweet, thanks man!
User avatar #62 - dndxplain (03/03/2015) [-]
that was taken from 1d4chan (I didn't remember the exact ruling) if you want more info on anything, here ya go: 1d4chan.org/wiki/
#64 - yoshtar (03/03/2015) [-]
ah cool... must be one of the pages i forgot to read.
#35 - It's 40K, that's the entire premise of the game...  [+] (14 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Mfw playing Orks in... +15
#36 - bluelightbebop (03/03/2015) [-]
You know that's not what i'm talking about.
#38 - iwasonaboat (03/03/2015) [-]
I think you're just mad I get to roll more dice than you.

Did your precious weaboo Tau get nommed by some nids recently?

No need to take it out on me, ya know.
#91 - bluelightbebop (03/03/2015) [-]
#44 - articvibe (03/03/2015) [-]
#55 - tyrson (03/03/2015) [-]
explain, please.
#56 - yoshtar (03/03/2015) [-]
actually, yeah, I too have always been curious about this.
What is it that makes Gauss guns so... potent?
User avatar #57 - dndxplain (03/03/2015) [-]
>>#55, Gauss Flayers (the standard nekron rifle) slice things at a molecular level.
User avatar #59 - tyrson (03/03/2015) [-]
But... in the game, what are the stat differences like? Does the basic infantry weapon actually 1-shot enemy tanks? Or is that just fluff and flavor?
I'm not interested in the lore or description, I want to know about the game design.
#58 - yoshtar (03/03/2015) [-]
like, i got that part, the fluff of how a Necron gun works...
what i'm wondering is if there's some sort of special rule that reads like rending does that allows a gauss gun to blast a baneblade to shreds with a single hit?
User avatar #60 - dndxplain (03/03/2015) [-]
>>#55, Most Necron weapons have the word "gauss" in them, but they all shoot some kind of molecule-stripping super-lightning rather than a magnetically-accelerated projectile. In the Third Edition Codex, gauss weapons automatically wounded infantry and automatically caused glancing hits to vehicles on a to-hit roll of 6. This was devastatingly powerful at the time, as it meant that Necrons could chew through vehicles like no tomorrow, but was rather reduced in effectiveness in Fifth Edition, as most vehicles could no longer be destroyed through glancing hits alone, though with the introduction of Hull Points in Sixth Edition, gauss weapons are once again a lot more dangerous to vehicles (three glancing hits -- which a full squad of 20 Necron Warriors can easily supply -- is enough to wreck most regular vehicles and expose a super-heavy ). That said, Gauss weapons were reduced in effectiveness by the Fifth Edition Codex, which removed the auto-wound property (anti-infantry effectiveness was moved to their new new "Tesla" weapons). However with the advent of the 7th edition codex gauss weapons have regained their auto-wounding on 6's [citation needed].

Gauss flayer: The trusty gauss flayer is the standard weapon (in fact, the only weapon) wielded by Necron Warriors. Its stats are equivalent to the bolter, with the additional "Gauss" rule mentioned above. Ghost Arks and Doomsday Arks mount an array of five of these guns on each side.
Gauss blaster: The gauss blaster is the standard weapon of Necron Immortals; it is basically a Gauss flayer with slightly improved strength and armor-piercing capability. A unit of Tomb Blades can also choose to take twin-linked pairs of them to specialize in vehicle-hunting.
Gauss cannon: The iconic weapon of Necron Destroyers is their shoulder-mounted gauss cannon. Though it's only as strong and long-ranged as a gauss blaster, it has more shots and will tear through all but the toughest armor suits.
Heavy gauss cannon: Necron Heavy Destroyers get heavy gauss cannons, and Triarch Stalkers can choose a twin-linked set of them as a primary weapon. They only get one shot, but it's as powerful as a lascannon.
Gauss flux arc: The gauss flux arc is basically like the gauss flayer, but firing more shots at a time. Monoliths mount one at each corner, and they are capable of choosing their targets independently.
User avatar #63 - dndxplain (03/03/2015) [-]
>>#59,
#61 - yoshtar (03/03/2015) [-]
sweet, thanks man!
User avatar #62 - dndxplain (03/03/2015) [-]
that was taken from 1d4chan (I didn't remember the exact ruling) if you want more info on anything, here ya go: 1d4chan.org/wiki/
#64 - yoshtar (03/03/2015) [-]
ah cool... must be one of the pages i forgot to read.

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#17 - neppy ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
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#18 to #17 - iwasonaboat (01/13/2015) [-]
Hey there.
Hey there.
#19 to #18 - neppy ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
that's not nice
#20 to #19 - iwasonaboat (01/13/2015) [-]
I am not nice. I am cruel and vindictive because FunnyJunk won't accept anything Homestuck, and I am forced to keep all these sweet gifs under wraps for fear of red thumbs.   
   
Hows your day goin'?
I am not nice. I am cruel and vindictive because FunnyJunk won't accept anything Homestuck, and I am forced to keep all these sweet gifs under wraps for fear of red thumbs.

Hows your day goin'?
#21 to #20 - neppy ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
me?
I'm posting homestuck on the autism board and having nobody give a ****
#22 to #21 - iwasonaboat (01/13/2015) [-]
Seems like a lonely and thankless place. Just like Nepeta's fan-base, I suppose.
#23 to #22 - neppy ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
better than the insecure people who like the big bad OP Jackie
#24 to #23 - iwasonaboat (01/13/2015) [-]
That was low. Called for, but low.

Now I'm sad.

Lets turn this convo around, post it in one of the never-ending Cringe comps we see hitting front page, rake in the greenies, and call it a deal.
#25 to #24 - neppy ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
want a hug?
#26 to #25 - iwasonaboat (01/13/2015) [-]
Sure, but I can't edit a pic together of the two hugging fast enough to actually earn one.

I suppose a high five will have to do.
#27 to #26 - neppy ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
ur the ginormous ball of yarn
#28 to #27 - iwasonaboat (01/13/2015) [-]
I suppose I am, small kitty. You take care now.
#29 to #28 - neppy ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
you too, black carapace creature thingie
#6 to #5 - iwasonaboat (02/16/2014) [-]
Hey there friend
#7 to #6 - kakariko (02/16/2014) [-]
Heh nice to see another homestuck fan; how are you?
Heh nice to see another homestuck fan; how are you?
#8 to #7 - iwasonaboat (02/16/2014) [-]
Calm yo fattass.

Its nice to see you too, but going all ~Uguu~ on me won't make me your friend.

Otherwise, I'm doing Angry. Which is like my 2nd favorite emotion. How about you?
#9 to #8 - kakariko (02/16/2014) [-]
Well I for one can't say I saw that reply coming, given the fact that I was the one called friend first.

Eh well I just woke up and I'm kind of hungry so yeah.
#10 to #9 - iwasonaboat (02/16/2014) [-]
I was going to continue this little joke by including something about past/future selves arguing, but I can't be bothered.

I didn't mean anything by the fat ass comment. I'm sure your ass is of average girth.

Enjoy your hopefully soon-to-be-had meal. I have no food right now, so I envy you.

#11 to #10 - kakariko (02/16/2014) [-]
I should have guessed that, you were using a karkat pic. Now I ruined your joke     
   
But yeah now I got my breakfast so it's all good.   
May magical food appear in your fridge.
I should have guessed that, you were using a karkat pic. Now I ruined your joke

But yeah now I got my breakfast so it's all good.
May magical food appear in your fridge.
#12 to #11 - iwasonaboat (02/16/2014) [-]
I FOUND PIZZA

Your wishes have blessed me with excellent karma. thank you kind stranger

Lets hope the hiatus ends in the coming months. until then, I bid you good luck
#13 to #12 - kakariko (02/16/2014) [-]
Holy **** , Karkat's face on anything makes it look terrifying.


Now I want pizza.
But hey glad to hear read that, if you ever need more magical food just say so.

Yeah I hope the hiatus ends soon, I need muh updates.
User avatar #14 to #13 - glad (02/16/2014) [-]
yep
#16 to #14 - iwasonaboat (02/17/2014) [-]
Man I love this. I mention one Homestuck thingy on an obscure part of FunnyJunk and suddenly there's PartyStuck in my profile.

I'm so... glad ...
#15 to #14 - kakariko (02/16/2014) [-]
I'm glad you're here
User avatar #1 - hockeycrazysteve (09/05/2013) [-]
dude, a little friendly advice... to get to level 2. post some porn in **** , easy thumbs
User avatar #2 to #1 - iwasonaboat (09/05/2013) [-]
WHERES THE CHALLENGE IN THAT
User avatar #3 to #2 - hockeycrazysteve (09/05/2013) [-]
XD Well personally i thought people who were lower than level 2 would jump at the chance, but w/e do your thing bro.
User avatar #4 to #3 - iwasonaboat (09/05/2013) [-]
I really do appreciate the advice. I'll probably dick around foor a bit and make a bunch of lame srtuff like before, then go mine some thumbs later.
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