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iwasfrozentoday

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: www.niceme.me
Video Games Played: League, Insurgency, CS:GO, Mass Effect, Fallout, TES, Smash Bros
Interests: Doing the sex
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:5/29/2015
Location:Austria
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Highest Content Rank:#8136
Highest Comment Rank:#122
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Content Views:2370
Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:5940
FJ Points:12075
One who falls asleep with an itching butt wakes up with a stinking finger.

latest user's comments

#592447 - Sux 2 b u fagget 07/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... -3
#592444 - Yeah, the seriousness is kind of ******** . I mean, ther… 07/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#592408 - Good job, son 07/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#592406 - You are right, but if it wouldnt be so dark it would be kind o…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #592412 - sharondasilva (07/25/2013) [-]
the 6.5 you gave would really be the best I would give also, in my opinion, platformers shouldn't mix at all with serious storylines like a zombie story would have, all good platformers are the most abstract and random ones, like Rayman and Super Meat Boy
User avatar #592444 - iwasfrozentoday (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, the seriousness is kind of bullshit. I mean, there are so many plotholes and stuff that doesnt make sense. "Oh no, a fire is blocking my path" Then why dont you just go around it dumbass?
#592400 - Well, I didnt know it was a xbla game, and why did it look bad…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #592403 - sharondasilva (07/25/2013) [-]
The first time I saw it, it didn't seem like the story had any direction, it seemed just like any random platformer
Everything in the background was in color or it had some color while you and everything within your path was most of the time really dark with almost no color or just black, and the fact they made the zombies black most of the time also, it was more less like Alan Wake all over again except the monsters in AW were just possesed
There wasn't many unique levels, its always outside a city/town, inside a city/town or inside a house/building
The overall game wasn't very original
User avatar #592406 - iwasfrozentoday (07/25/2013) [-]
You are right, but if it wouldnt be so dark it would be kind of confusing. The story really goes nowhere, you dont get to know the characters so you dont give a fuck when they die, and this whole UGHH MY WIFE AND KID ARE DEAD HNGGGG is lame and kind of reminds me of Max Payne, where it was a bit more subtle and better executed.
So, the game in general is very unoriginal, you are right, but it somehow still kept my attention. Decent at best.
User avatar #592412 - sharondasilva (07/25/2013) [-]
the 6.5 you gave would really be the best I would give also, in my opinion, platformers shouldn't mix at all with serious storylines like a zombie story would have, all good platformers are the most abstract and random ones, like Rayman and Super Meat Boy
User avatar #592444 - iwasfrozentoday (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, the seriousness is kind of bullshit. I mean, there are so many plotholes and stuff that doesnt make sense. "Oh no, a fire is blocking my path" Then why dont you just go around it dumbass?
#592393 - ITT: Short game reviews Name: Deadlight Genre: …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #592541 - tehskyizblue (07/25/2013) [-]
Name:Beat Hazard
Genre:Epileptic seizure/Shoot em up
PROS
-Destroy armada's worth of enemies
-Have your own custom soundtrack
-Attacks go along with the beat

CONS
-May cause epileptic seizure
-May cause disappointment when you see your friends high scores
User avatar #592536 - Timmietim (07/25/2013) [-]
name: michi
genre: sucking dicks

PROS
he deepthroats

CONS
Face
Tongue feels like sandpaper
hands are not soft
cried for 20 minutes
User avatar #592571 - iwasfrozentoday (07/25/2013) [-]
r u implying that you get blowjobs from men?
Das gay mang
#592418 - dajokaman (07/25/2013) [-]
Name: Half life 2
Genre: First person shooter
Bought it because it looked like a COD ripoff

PROS
-Guns

CONS
-No MLG 360 noscopes
-No 420 Weed
-No Screaming Kids
-No Aiming down sights
-Obvious COD Ripoff
-No DLCs

.5/10 (WTF? FIX THAT TREYARCH!)
User avatar #592395 - sharondasilva (07/25/2013) [-]
>Expecting a game that was originally released as an xbla title to be longer than 3 hours
The game looked bad to being with
User avatar #592400 - iwasfrozentoday (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, I didnt know it was a xbla game, and why did it look bad to begin with for you?
User avatar #592403 - sharondasilva (07/25/2013) [-]
The first time I saw it, it didn't seem like the story had any direction, it seemed just like any random platformer
Everything in the background was in color or it had some color while you and everything within your path was most of the time really dark with almost no color or just black, and the fact they made the zombies black most of the time also, it was more less like Alan Wake all over again except the monsters in AW were just possesed
There wasn't many unique levels, its always outside a city/town, inside a city/town or inside a house/building
The overall game wasn't very original
User avatar #592406 - iwasfrozentoday (07/25/2013) [-]
You are right, but if it wouldnt be so dark it would be kind of confusing. The story really goes nowhere, you dont get to know the characters so you dont give a fuck when they die, and this whole UGHH MY WIFE AND KID ARE DEAD HNGGGG is lame and kind of reminds me of Max Payne, where it was a bit more subtle and better executed.
So, the game in general is very unoriginal, you are right, but it somehow still kept my attention. Decent at best.
User avatar #592412 - sharondasilva (07/25/2013) [-]
the 6.5 you gave would really be the best I would give also, in my opinion, platformers shouldn't mix at all with serious storylines like a zombie story would have, all good platformers are the most abstract and random ones, like Rayman and Super Meat Boy
User avatar #592444 - iwasfrozentoday (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, the seriousness is kind of bullshit. I mean, there are so many plotholes and stuff that doesnt make sense. "Oh no, a fire is blocking my path" Then why dont you just go around it dumbass?
#592385 - How about trying to google it first  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#592386 - hirollin (07/25/2013) [-]
cas if there were different models that you guys knew about I'd like to hear your opinions on which is better and why.
#592382 - yes 07/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#64 - Same here 07/24/2013 on It would be an awesome show +1
#47 - Reminds me of this. A lot. It was okay.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2013 on It would be an awesome show +8
User avatar #95 - spikes is cool (07/24/2013) [-]
Clem is returning for season 2... just thought you should know.
User avatar #80 - rhiaanor (07/24/2013) [-]
I love the amount of blatant murder there is in that one. Its great. And it blames you for killing the bitch when she woulda killed you if you failed, I know this because I failed.
#54 - wheredahoodat (07/24/2013) [-]
Yep, my first thought as well. God, I can't wait for season 2.
User avatar #64 - iwasfrozentoday (07/24/2013) [-]
Same here
#3 - Picture 07/19/2013 on Yo dawg [wtf 1] 0
#62 - This isn't 4chan cockmongler  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on Very True +5
#70 - turtlewithashotgun (06/23/2013) [-]
your username makes me happy.
#5 - @ sllutt Jesus lightbulb you can't just call someone a slut 06/21/2013 on Cesar +2
#4923252 - Mayb bby 06/20/2013 on Autism Board 0
#4923249 - I will trace your IP kiddo ur fckn dun 06/20/2013 on Autism Board 0
#40 - Maybe because you are not a ******* kid anymore? P… 06/14/2013 on opinions on the new pokemon? 0
#9 - Poor birds 06/12/2013 on This week in science! +8
#6 - >Rocket-jumps 06/12/2013 on The working man's anti-air... +1
#5 - Left guy looks like an Oblivion NPC 06/12/2013 on lel +44
#4 - THE ILLUSION IT'S DESTROYED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… 06/11/2013 on Oh Willy +43
#37 - She has giant animu eyes 06/10/2013 on Pascualita 0
#2 - Is it me you're looking for? 06/03/2013 on Dont Swallow Your Bubble Gum 0
#23 - Picture 06/03/2013 on Attack On Coffee +1
#25 - I think that's a poor excuse. Shouldn't you focus on the game …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on Online Gaming -easy mode +12
#60 - Absolute Madman (06/03/2013) [-]
I don't think it's a poor excuse. Sure, you focus on the game. But if you are playing in third person camera, the character model is part of the game.
#2 - Well, does the phrase "Bros before hoes" still apply…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2013 on Yearbook +97
#19 - menqudoneix (06/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - xtwinblade (06/02/2013) [-]
i think its Ho's before Hoes
User avatar #8 - chalex (06/02/2013) [-]
When they see a hoe, she better prepare for double trouble.

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#344 - liftinginbritain (05/24/2015) [-]
Why is ur ass so loose?
Why is ur ass so loose?
User avatar #345 to #344 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Ur only jelly cause my potions are way too strong for you traveler
User avatar #342 - maybetraffy (05/13/2015) [-]
my dick is hot
User avatar #343 to #342 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
You wot m8?
#340 - liftinginbritain (04/30/2015) [-]
I love you senpai
I love you senpai
#341 to #340 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
*****		 u gay
***** u gay
User avatar #337 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
*roll 3*
User avatar #338 to #337 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
*roll 3,0-999*
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User avatar #330 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
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#293 - girguy (05/11/2013) [-]
I remember you
User avatar #291 - Timmietim (03/28/2013) [-]
‮> funnyjunk.com and ur a ************** michur
User avatar #292 to #291 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
Sorry i dont speak autismal
User avatar #271 - mangioluingi (01/22/2013) [-]
hey pal....
how have you been?
#272 to #271 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
brety gud   
   
How bout you
brety gud

How bout you
User avatar #273 to #272 - mangioluingi (01/22/2013) [-]
I"m doing just fine
what have you been up to?
User avatar #274 to #273 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Ehm... not much
How did you come up with the idea of posting on my beatiful pure wall?
#275 to #274 - mangioluingi (01/22/2013) [-]
because I loved you
and now you're gone
#276 to #275 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
I left the board because I lost interest in ponies and all the attention whoring. Since then, I stopped being such a beta, life's better now.

Is the board still the same or better/worse?
User avatar #277 to #276 - mangioluingi (01/23/2013) [-]
that's all a matter of opinion
it's fine if you don't go back

I'm just glad you haven't disappeared
User avatar #278 to #277 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
Don't worry bro, I'll keep my fingers away from the bleach
User avatar #279 to #278 - mangioluingi (01/23/2013) [-]
good on you!
User avatar #227 - silverspoonbrony (09/17/2012) [-]
hey, I want to talk with you
User avatar #228 to #227 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
lel k
User avatar #229 to #228 - silverspoonbrony (09/19/2012) [-]
how are you 9 hour late reply?
User avatar #230 to #229 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
omgggg nerd i cant be onlin 24/7 get a liv nerd pwnd xDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
User avatar #231 to #230 - silverspoonbrony (09/19/2012) [-]
>my reply was the 9 hour late one
User avatar #232 to #231 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Nevermind, what did you want to talk about anyways
User avatar #233 to #232 - silverspoonbrony (09/19/2012) [-]
you!
now answer my question
"how are you?"
User avatar #234 to #233 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Oh, didn't catch that.
Good I guess. May I ask why you want to know?
User avatar #235 to #234 - silverspoonbrony (09/19/2012) [-]
because I love you
User avatar #236 to #235 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Y-you t-t-too...
User avatar #237 to #236 - silverspoonbrony (09/19/2012) [-]
what have you been up to?
User avatar #238 to #237 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Playing video games, lurking/posting on /v/ (a lot)

How bout you
User avatar #239 to #238 - silverspoonbrony (09/19/2012) [-]
playing video games (a lot), lurking, posting on pony thread

how about your sex life?
User avatar #240 to #239 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
That feel when no gf ;_;
#241 to #240 - silverspoonbrony (09/19/2012) [-]
I don't mind not having one
User avatar #242 to #241 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
So, hows the thread? How much worse is it? I can't really enjoy it anymore since I stopped being a horsefu- I-I mean brony.
User avatar #243 to #242 - silverspoonbrony (09/19/2012) [-]
well pony thread 14 is alright
but the other board has got me switching back and forth between the two
the other is also quite alright

the only difference is the lack of rolling and the slow speed since no one rolls
User avatar #218 to #272 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (05/23/2012) [-]
What the ****
#215 - Absolute Madman (05/20/2012) [-]
You're actually watching it? Damn man.
#216 to #270 - Absolute Madman (05/20/2012) [-]
You sweet talkin' stallion.
User avatar #201 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
I KNEW YOU WOULD COME HERE FILTHY BRONY SCUM
#199 - jasonvgrace (04/28/2012) [-]
I can visit your profile
User avatar #200 to #252 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
Someone is fapping because of my profile... can't tell if good or gross...
User avatar #177 - exotic ONLINE (04/14/2012) [-]
When did your yellow text expire?
User avatar #178 to #228 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (04/14/2012) [-]
Months ago :(
#168 - kesolukt ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]
Hey

You there?
User avatar #169 to #219 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]
No
#171 to #220 - kesolukt ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]
No but seriously, I came to say goodbye
User avatar #172 to #222 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]
Why D:
#173 to #223 - kesolukt ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]
I sent an MM
User avatar #175 to #224 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]
Î deactivated MMs
#176 to #226 - kesolukt ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]
Oh =/

"The reason? Start a new life, start fresh, a blank page or whatever you wanna call it. I'm leaving a lot of stuff behind but I think it will be worth it in the long run. This means that I won't have any contact with you folks, no matter how awesome you are and how much I love you guys. It hurts to leave you all, I have so many great friends and awesome memories but everything that has a beginning has an end."
User avatar #166 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
Trayvon, skittles lover, white people hater
User avatar #167 to #216 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
uncle dolan
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