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#253 - I remember this one time, when I "trolled" one guy. … 05/25/2012 on canadians ha dont mess with... -1
#122 - obviously you do since your butts so full of hurt right now …  [+] (21 new replies) 05/24/2012 on canadians ha dont mess with... -33
#178 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2012) [-]
Summer is here.......
#169 - shutupandrapeme (05/24/2012) [-]
#164 - shadowbloodedge (05/24/2012) [-]
Hey look its this guy. Are by any chance mad? Can a get you something for the butthurt? Oh and by the way, you've officially joined the list of registered users that don't have an opinion.
#148 - curvy (05/24/2012) [-]
#145 - sachwanbeef has deleted their comment.
#141 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2012) [-]
shit another wannabe cool kid from 4 chan
#140 - xshawnxsullivanx (05/24/2012) [-]
#136 - ruinsage (05/24/2012) [-]
This image has expired
he implies you're 13 because you act like it
fail troll/brain damaged idiot
User avatar #131 - StarScream (05/24/2012) [-]
Ok heres a good choice....Shut the fuck up, Stop putting ">" cause you're not funny or getting anywhere with them, You think people are getting mad and are probably like "HUR DUR IMA TROLL THESE PEPL LOLZ" but you're just a faggot who needs to go to 9gag because you sure dont belong here. So please sir delete your account and GTFO. Thank you, Have a terrible day.
#124 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
Better luck next time kiddo.
#135 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2012) [-]
I personally enjoy dark beers myself, a nice guiness for instance
User avatar #139 - satyrn (05/24/2012) [-]
Guiness is gooood. We should turn this prepubescent rage thread into a quality brew thread.
#147 - sharth (05/24/2012) [-]
I've been 18 for a good while. But I haven't liked any of the beers I've tried so far. Is it something that comes with time? Because if not, then I just don't like beer.
User avatar #150 - satyrn (05/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm 17, and the vast majority of beer tastes like boiled piss to me, so it's very likely something that comes with age. Only thing I've discovered so far is that more money = better beer, generally. Guiness is good, crown is good, corona is water, anything brewed in New Zealand is probably shit.
User avatar #154 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
Any form of alcohol is definitely an acquired taste.

I've liked beer since I was 16 (21 now), but I can't stand wine and I don't often drink hard liquor (when I do it's mixed).
My brother on the other hand hates beer but can drink vodka like its water.

It's all preference. Chances are you'll find one beer that you just really enjoy above all others. If you're not a huge fan of beer but would like to try a good one, Granville Island's Cypress Honey Lager has a bittersweet taste to it you might like.

It's the only beer my brother has ever said he likes. =P
#152 - sharth (05/24/2012) [-]
That makes sense.
I think we might have Guiness in Norway. I'll buy some if I can find it at the store.
User avatar #155 - bananaananas (05/24/2012) [-]
cool. I moved to norway about two years ago. love it that I can buy alcohol at 18, (I am 19 now) I didn't like beer though until resently. now I find it refreshing. but tuborg is still shit to me.
User avatar #167 - thedarkangel (05/24/2012) [-]
i myself don't like beer... the taste just doesn't suit me... but i like wine. Too bad im poor as shit. >.<
User avatar #186 - TheMonopolyGuy (05/24/2012) [-]
beer is completely an acquired taste, i didnt like it much at first either but it definitely grows on you, now its like the most refreshing and relaxing thing i can have after doing anything
#191 - thatwonrandomguy (05/24/2012) [-]
#253 - iwantoopurty (05/25/2012) [-]
I remember this one time, when I "trolled" one guy.
And everyone got butthurt and angry.
Don't get mad about the internet young ones.
There's still much to learn.
#120 - >im so cool look at me with my beer. stop being butthurt  [+] (23 new replies) 05/24/2012 on canadians ha dont mess with... -39
User avatar #121 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
You don't seem to understand what butthurt means. It's okay though, you're still a kid. You'll grow up one day.
#122 - iwantoopurty (05/24/2012) [-]
obviously you do since your butts so full of hurt right now
>implies he knows my age
>argues with "13" year olds on the internet about his shitty choice in dribk
inb4 its my opinion it tastes gewd guize hurdur
no.
/thread
#178 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2012) [-]
Summer is here.......
#169 - shutupandrapeme (05/24/2012) [-]
#164 - shadowbloodedge (05/24/2012) [-]
Hey look its this guy. Are by any chance mad? Can a get you something for the butthurt? Oh and by the way, you've officially joined the list of registered users that don't have an opinion.
#148 - curvy (05/24/2012) [-]
#145 - sachwanbeef has deleted their comment.
#141 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2012) [-]
shit another wannabe cool kid from 4 chan
#140 - xshawnxsullivanx (05/24/2012) [-]
#136 - ruinsage (05/24/2012) [-]
This image has expired
he implies you're 13 because you act like it
fail troll/brain damaged idiot
User avatar #131 - StarScream (05/24/2012) [-]
Ok heres a good choice....Shut the fuck up, Stop putting ">" cause you're not funny or getting anywhere with them, You think people are getting mad and are probably like "HUR DUR IMA TROLL THESE PEPL LOLZ" but you're just a faggot who needs to go to 9gag because you sure dont belong here. So please sir delete your account and GTFO. Thank you, Have a terrible day.
#124 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
Better luck next time kiddo.
#135 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2012) [-]
I personally enjoy dark beers myself, a nice guiness for instance
User avatar #139 - satyrn (05/24/2012) [-]
Guiness is gooood. We should turn this prepubescent rage thread into a quality brew thread.
#147 - sharth (05/24/2012) [-]
I've been 18 for a good while. But I haven't liked any of the beers I've tried so far. Is it something that comes with time? Because if not, then I just don't like beer.
User avatar #150 - satyrn (05/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm 17, and the vast majority of beer tastes like boiled piss to me, so it's very likely something that comes with age. Only thing I've discovered so far is that more money = better beer, generally. Guiness is good, crown is good, corona is water, anything brewed in New Zealand is probably shit.
User avatar #154 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
Any form of alcohol is definitely an acquired taste.

I've liked beer since I was 16 (21 now), but I can't stand wine and I don't often drink hard liquor (when I do it's mixed).
My brother on the other hand hates beer but can drink vodka like its water.

It's all preference. Chances are you'll find one beer that you just really enjoy above all others. If you're not a huge fan of beer but would like to try a good one, Granville Island's Cypress Honey Lager has a bittersweet taste to it you might like.

It's the only beer my brother has ever said he likes. =P
#152 - sharth (05/24/2012) [-]
That makes sense.
I think we might have Guiness in Norway. I'll buy some if I can find it at the store.
User avatar #155 - bananaananas (05/24/2012) [-]
cool. I moved to norway about two years ago. love it that I can buy alcohol at 18, (I am 19 now) I didn't like beer though until resently. now I find it refreshing. but tuborg is still shit to me.
User avatar #167 - thedarkangel (05/24/2012) [-]
i myself don't like beer... the taste just doesn't suit me... but i like wine. Too bad im poor as shit. >.<
User avatar #186 - TheMonopolyGuy (05/24/2012) [-]
beer is completely an acquired taste, i didnt like it much at first either but it definitely grows on you, now its like the most refreshing and relaxing thing i can have after doing anything
#191 - thatwonrandomguy (05/24/2012) [-]
#253 - iwantoopurty (05/25/2012) [-]
I remember this one time, when I "trolled" one guy.
And everyone got butthurt and angry.
Don't get mad about the internet young ones.
There's still much to learn.
#117 - >subaqueerreacharound is under 6ft tall and brags about hei…  [+] (26 new replies) 05/24/2012 on canadians ha dont mess with... -42
#146 - parrotmagician (05/24/2012) [-]
Dude what? A cold beer after a long day is lush!
User avatar #118 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
Yeah you're definitely like 13 or something.

I drink because I enjoy a good beer. Only children drink for the sole purpose to get sloshed off their ass because they think it's cool.
#120 - iwantoopurty (05/24/2012) [-]
>im so cool look at me with my beer.
stop being butthurt
User avatar #121 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
You don't seem to understand what butthurt means. It's okay though, you're still a kid. You'll grow up one day.
#122 - iwantoopurty (05/24/2012) [-]
obviously you do since your butts so full of hurt right now
>implies he knows my age
>argues with "13" year olds on the internet about his shitty choice in dribk
inb4 its my opinion it tastes gewd guize hurdur
no.
/thread
#178 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2012) [-]
Summer is here.......
#169 - shutupandrapeme (05/24/2012) [-]
#164 - shadowbloodedge (05/24/2012) [-]
Hey look its this guy. Are by any chance mad? Can a get you something for the butthurt? Oh and by the way, you've officially joined the list of registered users that don't have an opinion.
#148 - curvy (05/24/2012) [-]
#145 - sachwanbeef has deleted their comment.
#141 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2012) [-]
shit another wannabe cool kid from 4 chan
#140 - xshawnxsullivanx (05/24/2012) [-]
#136 - ruinsage (05/24/2012) [-]
This image has expired
he implies you're 13 because you act like it
fail troll/brain damaged idiot
User avatar #131 - StarScream (05/24/2012) [-]
Ok heres a good choice....Shut the fuck up, Stop putting ">" cause you're not funny or getting anywhere with them, You think people are getting mad and are probably like "HUR DUR IMA TROLL THESE PEPL LOLZ" but you're just a faggot who needs to go to 9gag because you sure dont belong here. So please sir delete your account and GTFO. Thank you, Have a terrible day.
#124 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
Better luck next time kiddo.
#135 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2012) [-]
I personally enjoy dark beers myself, a nice guiness for instance
User avatar #139 - satyrn (05/24/2012) [-]
Guiness is gooood. We should turn this prepubescent rage thread into a quality brew thread.
#147 - sharth (05/24/2012) [-]
I've been 18 for a good while. But I haven't liked any of the beers I've tried so far. Is it something that comes with time? Because if not, then I just don't like beer.
User avatar #150 - satyrn (05/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm 17, and the vast majority of beer tastes like boiled piss to me, so it's very likely something that comes with age. Only thing I've discovered so far is that more money = better beer, generally. Guiness is good, crown is good, corona is water, anything brewed in New Zealand is probably shit.
User avatar #154 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
Any form of alcohol is definitely an acquired taste.

I've liked beer since I was 16 (21 now), but I can't stand wine and I don't often drink hard liquor (when I do it's mixed).
My brother on the other hand hates beer but can drink vodka like its water.

It's all preference. Chances are you'll find one beer that you just really enjoy above all others. If you're not a huge fan of beer but would like to try a good one, Granville Island's Cypress Honey Lager has a bittersweet taste to it you might like.

It's the only beer my brother has ever said he likes. =P
#152 - sharth (05/24/2012) [-]
That makes sense.
I think we might have Guiness in Norway. I'll buy some if I can find it at the store.
User avatar #155 - bananaananas (05/24/2012) [-]
cool. I moved to norway about two years ago. love it that I can buy alcohol at 18, (I am 19 now) I didn't like beer though until resently. now I find it refreshing. but tuborg is still shit to me.
User avatar #167 - thedarkangel (05/24/2012) [-]
i myself don't like beer... the taste just doesn't suit me... but i like wine. Too bad im poor as shit. >.<
User avatar #186 - TheMonopolyGuy (05/24/2012) [-]
beer is completely an acquired taste, i didnt like it much at first either but it definitely grows on you, now its like the most refreshing and relaxing thing i can have after doing anything
#191 - thatwonrandomguy (05/24/2012) [-]
#253 - iwantoopurty (05/25/2012) [-]
I remember this one time, when I "trolled" one guy.
And everyone got butthurt and angry.
Don't get mad about the internet young ones.
There's still much to learn.
#115 - >subaqueerreacharound weighs 100lbs and is 5'2 >gets…  [+] (28 new replies) 05/24/2012 on canadians ha dont mess with... -45
User avatar #116 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
*>subaqueousreach weighs 145lbs and is 5'11
>drinks Granville Island Pale/Amber Ale & Lager
>Has no idea what the fuck natty is

Not sure why you had so many typos but I fixed it for ya.
#117 - iwantoopurty (05/24/2012) [-]
>subaqueerreacharound is under 6ft tall and brags about height
>also is raging over the internet

also beer taste like shit
"hurdur look at ma guize im so cewl with meh beer"

Alcohols to get drunk faggot
also stop being so mad
#146 - parrotmagician (05/24/2012) [-]
Dude what? A cold beer after a long day is lush!
User avatar #118 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
Yeah you're definitely like 13 or something.

I drink because I enjoy a good beer. Only children drink for the sole purpose to get sloshed off their ass because they think it's cool.
#120 - iwantoopurty (05/24/2012) [-]
>im so cool look at me with my beer.
stop being butthurt
User avatar #121 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
You don't seem to understand what butthurt means. It's okay though, you're still a kid. You'll grow up one day.
#122 - iwantoopurty (05/24/2012) [-]
obviously you do since your butts so full of hurt right now
>implies he knows my age
>argues with "13" year olds on the internet about his shitty choice in dribk
inb4 its my opinion it tastes gewd guize hurdur
no.
/thread
#178 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2012) [-]
Summer is here.......
#169 - shutupandrapeme (05/24/2012) [-]
#164 - shadowbloodedge (05/24/2012) [-]
Hey look its this guy. Are by any chance mad? Can a get you something for the butthurt? Oh and by the way, you've officially joined the list of registered users that don't have an opinion.
#148 - curvy (05/24/2012) [-]
#145 - sachwanbeef has deleted their comment.
#141 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2012) [-]
shit another wannabe cool kid from 4 chan
#140 - xshawnxsullivanx (05/24/2012) [-]
#136 - ruinsage (05/24/2012) [-]
This image has expired
he implies you're 13 because you act like it
fail troll/brain damaged idiot
User avatar #131 - StarScream (05/24/2012) [-]
Ok heres a good choice....Shut the fuck up, Stop putting ">" cause you're not funny or getting anywhere with them, You think people are getting mad and are probably like "HUR DUR IMA TROLL THESE PEPL LOLZ" but you're just a faggot who needs to go to 9gag because you sure dont belong here. So please sir delete your account and GTFO. Thank you, Have a terrible day.
#124 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
Better luck next time kiddo.
#135 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2012) [-]
I personally enjoy dark beers myself, a nice guiness for instance
User avatar #139 - satyrn (05/24/2012) [-]
Guiness is gooood. We should turn this prepubescent rage thread into a quality brew thread.
#147 - sharth (05/24/2012) [-]
I've been 18 for a good while. But I haven't liked any of the beers I've tried so far. Is it something that comes with time? Because if not, then I just don't like beer.
User avatar #150 - satyrn (05/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm 17, and the vast majority of beer tastes like boiled piss to me, so it's very likely something that comes with age. Only thing I've discovered so far is that more money = better beer, generally. Guiness is good, crown is good, corona is water, anything brewed in New Zealand is probably shit.
User avatar #154 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
Any form of alcohol is definitely an acquired taste.

I've liked beer since I was 16 (21 now), but I can't stand wine and I don't often drink hard liquor (when I do it's mixed).
My brother on the other hand hates beer but can drink vodka like its water.

It's all preference. Chances are you'll find one beer that you just really enjoy above all others. If you're not a huge fan of beer but would like to try a good one, Granville Island's Cypress Honey Lager has a bittersweet taste to it you might like.

It's the only beer my brother has ever said he likes. =P
#152 - sharth (05/24/2012) [-]
That makes sense.
I think we might have Guiness in Norway. I'll buy some if I can find it at the store.
User avatar #155 - bananaananas (05/24/2012) [-]
cool. I moved to norway about two years ago. love it that I can buy alcohol at 18, (I am 19 now) I didn't like beer though until resently. now I find it refreshing. but tuborg is still shit to me.
User avatar #167 - thedarkangel (05/24/2012) [-]
i myself don't like beer... the taste just doesn't suit me... but i like wine. Too bad im poor as shit. >.<
User avatar #186 - TheMonopolyGuy (05/24/2012) [-]
beer is completely an acquired taste, i didnt like it much at first either but it definitely grows on you, now its like the most refreshing and relaxing thing i can have after doing anything
#191 - thatwonrandomguy (05/24/2012) [-]
#253 - iwantoopurty (05/25/2012) [-]
I remember this one time, when I "trolled" one guy.
And everyone got butthurt and angry.
Don't get mad about the internet young ones.
There's still much to learn.
#112 - >16 beers >intoxicated fags  [+] (32 new replies) 05/24/2012 on canadians ha dont mess with... -53
#198 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2012) [-]
How many beers do YOU drink before being intoxicated you faggot ?
#179 - skwigelf has deleted their comment.
#113 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
Lemme guess, 16 isn't even a buzz for you? Shut the fuck up kid.
#115 - iwantoopurty (05/24/2012) [-]
>subaqueerreacharound weighs 100lbs and is 5'2
>gets wasted off one natty
>drinks natty cuz he's a poorfag
User avatar #116 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
*>subaqueousreach weighs 145lbs and is 5'11
>drinks Granville Island Pale/Amber Ale & Lager
>Has no idea what the fuck natty is

Not sure why you had so many typos but I fixed it for ya.
#117 - iwantoopurty (05/24/2012) [-]
>subaqueerreacharound is under 6ft tall and brags about height
>also is raging over the internet

also beer taste like shit
"hurdur look at ma guize im so cewl with meh beer"

Alcohols to get drunk faggot
also stop being so mad
#146 - parrotmagician (05/24/2012) [-]
Dude what? A cold beer after a long day is lush!
User avatar #118 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
Yeah you're definitely like 13 or something.

I drink because I enjoy a good beer. Only children drink for the sole purpose to get sloshed off their ass because they think it's cool.
#120 - iwantoopurty (05/24/2012) [-]
>im so cool look at me with my beer.
stop being butthurt
User avatar #121 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
You don't seem to understand what butthurt means. It's okay though, you're still a kid. You'll grow up one day.
#122 - iwantoopurty (05/24/2012) [-]
obviously you do since your butts so full of hurt right now
>implies he knows my age
>argues with "13" year olds on the internet about his shitty choice in dribk
inb4 its my opinion it tastes gewd guize hurdur
no.
/thread
#178 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2012) [-]
Summer is here.......
#169 - shutupandrapeme (05/24/2012) [-]
#164 - shadowbloodedge (05/24/2012) [-]
Hey look its this guy. Are by any chance mad? Can a get you something for the butthurt? Oh and by the way, you've officially joined the list of registered users that don't have an opinion.
#148 - curvy (05/24/2012) [-]
#145 - sachwanbeef has deleted their comment.
#141 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2012) [-]
shit another wannabe cool kid from 4 chan
#140 - xshawnxsullivanx (05/24/2012) [-]
#136 - ruinsage (05/24/2012) [-]
This image has expired
he implies you're 13 because you act like it
fail troll/brain damaged idiot
User avatar #131 - StarScream (05/24/2012) [-]
Ok heres a good choice....Shut the fuck up, Stop putting ">" cause you're not funny or getting anywhere with them, You think people are getting mad and are probably like "HUR DUR IMA TROLL THESE PEPL LOLZ" but you're just a faggot who needs to go to 9gag because you sure dont belong here. So please sir delete your account and GTFO. Thank you, Have a terrible day.
#124 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
Better luck next time kiddo.
#135 - 4chan refugee (05/24/2012) [-]
I personally enjoy dark beers myself, a nice guiness for instance
User avatar #139 - satyrn (05/24/2012) [-]
Guiness is gooood. We should turn this prepubescent rage thread into a quality brew thread.
#147 - sharth (05/24/2012) [-]
I've been 18 for a good while. But I haven't liked any of the beers I've tried so far. Is it something that comes with time? Because if not, then I just don't like beer.
User avatar #150 - satyrn (05/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm 17, and the vast majority of beer tastes like boiled piss to me, so it's very likely something that comes with age. Only thing I've discovered so far is that more money = better beer, generally. Guiness is good, crown is good, corona is water, anything brewed in New Zealand is probably shit.
User avatar #154 - subaqueousreach (05/24/2012) [-]
Any form of alcohol is definitely an acquired taste.

I've liked beer since I was 16 (21 now), but I can't stand wine and I don't often drink hard liquor (when I do it's mixed).
My brother on the other hand hates beer but can drink vodka like its water.

It's all preference. Chances are you'll find one beer that you just really enjoy above all others. If you're not a huge fan of beer but would like to try a good one, Granville Island's Cypress Honey Lager has a bittersweet taste to it you might like.

It's the only beer my brother has ever said he likes. =P
#152 - sharth (05/24/2012) [-]
That makes sense.
I think we might have Guiness in Norway. I'll buy some if I can find it at the store.
User avatar #155 - bananaananas (05/24/2012) [-]
cool. I moved to norway about two years ago. love it that I can buy alcohol at 18, (I am 19 now) I didn't like beer though until resently. now I find it refreshing. but tuborg is still shit to me.
User avatar #167 - thedarkangel (05/24/2012) [-]
i myself don't like beer... the taste just doesn't suit me... but i like wine. Too bad im poor as shit. >.<
User avatar #186 - TheMonopolyGuy (05/24/2012) [-]
beer is completely an acquired taste, i didnt like it much at first either but it definitely grows on you, now its like the most refreshing and relaxing thing i can have after doing anything
#191 - thatwonrandomguy (05/24/2012) [-]
#253 - iwantoopurty (05/25/2012) [-]
I remember this one time, when I "trolled" one guy.
And everyone got butthurt and angry.
Don't get mad about the internet young ones.
There's still much to learn.
#122 - Drawers* 05/22/2012 on Draws -1
#35 - poorfags 05/21/2012 on Getting home after a 16... -1
#85 - reposting faggot 05/21/2012 on Radio Trolling -1
#520 - It's basically like the speed of light, but plus twenty. 05/21/2012 on Silly Lois +5
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#2 - cdula (05/24/2012) [-]
You might as well be a Anon, fag.
You might as well be a Anon, fag.
#1 - flabberghasting (05/24/2012) [-]
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