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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:3/13/2010
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:bronx ny
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#17 - damn now hes eating a giraff.. HOLY **** ITS J…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/14/2010 on wake up 0
#19 - Realexis (03/14/2010) [-]
Look whos back
*Pulls down pants*
*Uses Chorophorm and Ruphenol*
*They are super effective*
*iwannaturkeysammic is asleep*
User avatar #69 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/15/2010) [-]
*epic chuck norris kick to the ground*
we are all dead now. see, id rather be dead than raped by a pedobear wannabe
#70 - Realexis (03/16/2010) [-]
*Removes mask*
*Pedo Chuck Norris is revealed*
Mmm, warm corpse
User avatar #71 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/18/2010) [-]
damn, my last resort
*pokeball thrown*
SS4 Gogeta!!! kill him!!!
#72 - Realexis (03/18/2010) [-]
I remember the first time I went SS4, I was actually 2 years old raping myself. *Turns into SS10 Pedo Chuck Norris*
*Uses Kaoiken times infinity*
*Kills Gogeta witha blink*
*Goes over 9 inifinitys*
User avatar #73 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/18/2010) [-]
ITS OVER 9000........
0000
00000
0000000!!!!!!!!!
#74 - Realexis (03/18/2010) [-]
Your but before me .
Your but now 0
#16 - yep, the ultimate pokemo.. WTFH??!!! *chuck goes on a rampa…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/14/2010 on wake up 0
User avatar #17 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/14/2010) [-]
damn now hes eating a giraff..
HOLY SHIT ITS JEFFERY THE GIRRAFFE!!!! NOOOOOO MY CHILDHOODD!!!!
#19 - Realexis (03/14/2010) [-]
Look whos back
*Pulls down pants*
*Uses Chorophorm and Ruphenol*
*They are super effective*
*iwannaturkeysammic is asleep*
User avatar #69 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/15/2010) [-]
*epic chuck norris kick to the ground*
we are all dead now. see, id rather be dead than raped by a pedobear wannabe
#70 - Realexis (03/16/2010) [-]
*Removes mask*
*Pedo Chuck Norris is revealed*
Mmm, warm corpse
User avatar #71 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/18/2010) [-]
damn, my last resort
*pokeball thrown*
SS4 Gogeta!!! kill him!!!
#72 - Realexis (03/18/2010) [-]
I remember the first time I went SS4, I was actually 2 years old raping myself. *Turns into SS10 Pedo Chuck Norris*
*Uses Kaoiken times infinity*
*Kills Gogeta witha blink*
*Goes over 9 inifinitys*
User avatar #73 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/18/2010) [-]
ITS OVER 9000........
0000
00000
0000000!!!!!!!!!
#74 - Realexis (03/18/2010) [-]
Your but before me .
Your but now 0
#11 - yeeesss i feel you man, i still got it too. i did so well, had… 03/14/2010 on Pokemon -1
#14 - dude, the meteor didnt kill the dinos, it was a chuck norris r…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/14/2010 on wake up 0
User avatar #15 - PedoSaur (03/14/2010) [-]
damn
User avatar #16 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/14/2010) [-]
yep, the ultimate pokemo.. WTFH??!!!
*chuck goes on a rampage, escapes* damn itt!!
it took me 15 years to catch that guy, damn, no one can catch a chuck anymore.
User avatar #17 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/14/2010) [-]
damn now hes eating a giraff..
HOLY SHIT ITS JEFFERY THE GIRRAFFE!!!! NOOOOOO MY CHILDHOODD!!!!
#19 - Realexis (03/14/2010) [-]
Look whos back
*Pulls down pants*
*Uses Chorophorm and Ruphenol*
*They are super effective*
*iwannaturkeysammic is asleep*
User avatar #69 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/15/2010) [-]
*epic chuck norris kick to the ground*
we are all dead now. see, id rather be dead than raped by a pedobear wannabe
#70 - Realexis (03/16/2010) [-]
*Removes mask*
*Pedo Chuck Norris is revealed*
Mmm, warm corpse
User avatar #71 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/18/2010) [-]
damn, my last resort
*pokeball thrown*
SS4 Gogeta!!! kill him!!!
#72 - Realexis (03/18/2010) [-]
I remember the first time I went SS4, I was actually 2 years old raping myself. *Turns into SS10 Pedo Chuck Norris*
*Uses Kaoiken times infinity*
*Kills Gogeta witha blink*
*Goes over 9 inifinitys*
User avatar #73 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/18/2010) [-]
ITS OVER 9000........
0000
00000
0000000!!!!!!!!!
#74 - Realexis (03/18/2010) [-]
Your but before me .
Your but now 0
#1 - this win is to epic. its...its.... A CHUCK NORRIS 03/14/2010 on Technological Doctor -1
#36 - looks like shes... *shades* a carnivore YYEEEEAAAAAAA… 03/14/2010 on I dont want a sammich +3
#42 - screw u anon *pimp slaps anon* NOW MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2010 on Stupid Dog -2
#47 - StaticSoup (03/14/2010) [-]
what the fuck is a sammic
User avatar #52 - niglett (03/14/2010) [-]
I don't know because that says sammich.
#12 - noooo!!! *takes out pokeball* chuck norris, i choose you! …  [+] (12 new replies) 03/14/2010 on wake up -1
User avatar #13 - PedoSaur (03/14/2010) [-]
What about me?
User avatar #14 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/14/2010) [-]
dude, the meteor didnt kill the dinos, it was a chuck norris roundhouse kick to the earth
so yes, you lose
User avatar #15 - PedoSaur (03/14/2010) [-]
damn
User avatar #16 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/14/2010) [-]
yep, the ultimate pokemo.. WTFH??!!!
*chuck goes on a rampage, escapes* damn itt!!
it took me 15 years to catch that guy, damn, no one can catch a chuck anymore.
User avatar #17 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/14/2010) [-]
damn now hes eating a giraff..
HOLY SHIT ITS JEFFERY THE GIRRAFFE!!!! NOOOOOO MY CHILDHOODD!!!!
#19 - Realexis (03/14/2010) [-]
Look whos back
*Pulls down pants*
*Uses Chorophorm and Ruphenol*
*They are super effective*
*iwannaturkeysammic is asleep*
User avatar #69 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/15/2010) [-]
*epic chuck norris kick to the ground*
we are all dead now. see, id rather be dead than raped by a pedobear wannabe
#70 - Realexis (03/16/2010) [-]
*Removes mask*
*Pedo Chuck Norris is revealed*
Mmm, warm corpse
User avatar #71 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/18/2010) [-]
damn, my last resort
*pokeball thrown*
SS4 Gogeta!!! kill him!!!
#72 - Realexis (03/18/2010) [-]
I remember the first time I went SS4, I was actually 2 years old raping myself. *Turns into SS10 Pedo Chuck Norris*
*Uses Kaoiken times infinity*
*Kills Gogeta witha blink*
*Goes over 9 inifinitys*
User avatar #73 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/18/2010) [-]
ITS OVER 9000........
0000
00000
0000000!!!!!!!!!
#74 - Realexis (03/18/2010) [-]
Your but before me .
Your but now 0
#10 - *YAWN* oh hey guy sorry i got a serious hangover. ooh look …  [+] (14 new replies) 03/14/2010 on wake up 0
#11 - Realexis (03/14/2010) [-]
I....I.....will touch you in your no-no place
*Pedobear is revealed*
User avatar #12 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/14/2010) [-]
noooo!!!
*takes out pokeball* chuck norris, i choose you!
*chuck comes out* use round house kick!
*pedobar kicked to the twilight zone*
User avatar #13 - PedoSaur (03/14/2010) [-]
What about me?
User avatar #14 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/14/2010) [-]
dude, the meteor didnt kill the dinos, it was a chuck norris roundhouse kick to the earth
so yes, you lose
User avatar #15 - PedoSaur (03/14/2010) [-]
damn
User avatar #16 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/14/2010) [-]
yep, the ultimate pokemo.. WTFH??!!!
*chuck goes on a rampage, escapes* damn itt!!
it took me 15 years to catch that guy, damn, no one can catch a chuck anymore.
User avatar #17 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/14/2010) [-]
damn now hes eating a giraff..
HOLY SHIT ITS JEFFERY THE GIRRAFFE!!!! NOOOOOO MY CHILDHOODD!!!!
#19 - Realexis (03/14/2010) [-]
Look whos back
*Pulls down pants*
*Uses Chorophorm and Ruphenol*
*They are super effective*
*iwannaturkeysammic is asleep*
User avatar #69 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/15/2010) [-]
*epic chuck norris kick to the ground*
we are all dead now. see, id rather be dead than raped by a pedobear wannabe
#70 - Realexis (03/16/2010) [-]
*Removes mask*
*Pedo Chuck Norris is revealed*
Mmm, warm corpse
User avatar #71 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/18/2010) [-]
damn, my last resort
*pokeball thrown*
SS4 Gogeta!!! kill him!!!
#72 - Realexis (03/18/2010) [-]
I remember the first time I went SS4, I was actually 2 years old raping myself. *Turns into SS10 Pedo Chuck Norris*
*Uses Kaoiken times infinity*
*Kills Gogeta witha blink*
*Goes over 9 inifinitys*
User avatar #73 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/18/2010) [-]
ITS OVER 9000........
0000
00000
0000000!!!!!!!!!
#74 - Realexis (03/18/2010) [-]
Your but before me .
Your but now 0
#38 - looks like he *puts on shades* wept with courage YYYY…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2010 on Stupid Dog -10
#41 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]
wept withOUT courage.
User avatar #42 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/14/2010) [-]
screw u anon *pimp slaps anon*
NOW MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!!
#47 - StaticSoup (03/14/2010) [-]
what the fuck is a sammic
User avatar #52 - niglett (03/14/2010) [-]
I don't know because that says sammich.
#18 - see i told u justin beiber is gay  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2010 on Chatroulette +1
User avatar #85 - IItylerII (03/14/2010) [-]
12 people on chatroulette said i look like him FUCK i need to groww a penis..:(
#50 - hes telling the quiet to shut up lol 03/14/2010 on Greatest Freak Out Ever 9 0
#6 - madness??? this IS BUNNIES!!!!! *MEGA KICK* 03/14/2010 on Bunny kill 1. 0
#7 - the girl is supposed to look like a whore, but nice altogether 03/14/2010 on the assumption song (dirty... 0
#690 - damn it snake why dont u die alredy?! 03/14/2010 on Jim Carrey Meets Om Nom Nom... 0
#115 - i guess meth is.... *puts on sunglasses* magical YEEA… 03/14/2010 on wizards and meth 0
#13 - agreed *triple facepalm* yeah, my third hand,  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2010 on I AM THE BEST! -1
#15 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]
You made me do it!
*quadruple face palm*
hands and feet included
#17 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]
shit
*quintuple facepalm*
User avatar #27 - HardstyleRaver (03/17/2010) [-]
i got my friend to help, *sextuple facepalm*
#28 - anonymous (03/20/2010) [-]
what comes after sextuple? >.> so asks anon
#194 - im new sooo pleez look at this http://funnyjunk.com/funny… 03/14/2010 on Chuck Norris Game -3
#6 - yay im doing alrite. im new soo, i gues im doing ok  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2010 on cyborg -2
User avatar #7 - ZombieSmile (03/14/2010) [-]
Yes, yes you are.
#301 - *facepalm* 03/14/2010 on 10 Legends 0
#77 - yeah ur right its kovu. thats scars nephew ind in a turn of ev… 03/14/2010 on IM'A FIRIN MAH LION KING 0
#75 - AHHHHHHH TUBANYAAA BAABAAADEEE TUUBAABAAAAAA BWWWWW… 03/14/2010 on IM'A FIRIN MAH LION KING +1
#636 - how do u take screenshots of comments? im new okay!!! 03/13/2010 on Old Man Opens up a Can of... +1
#686 - you sir...are an epic winner *hugs anon*  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2010 on Jim Carrey Meets Om Nom Nom... 0
User avatar #705 - DAREALSHOOPDAWHOOP (03/17/2010) [-]
O o
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I IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!
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well i'm the real one=)
User avatar #719 - iwannaturkeysammic (03/18/2010) [-]
NOOOOOO!!!!!
IM.. TOO..... TORN!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH
*brain explodes*
User avatar #724 - DAREALSHOOPDAWHOOP (03/18/2010) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
#727 - fail 03/13/2010 on Peter 0

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