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iwannaturkeysammic

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/13/2010
Last Login:3/26/2015
Location:bronx ny
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 960 total,  1105 ,  145
Comment Thumbs: 2325 total,  2969 ,  644
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 95 Content: Srs Business → Level 96 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 62% (62/100)
Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:3541
Times Content Favorited:102 times
Total Comments Made:1201
FJ Points:937
Favorite Tags: is (6) | game (5) | the (5) | Lost (3) | fucking (2) | i (2) | my (2)

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#2 - if they made a new video game with a ninja assassin type chara…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/24/2013 on dear god....no... +44
#42 - ThePhotoBomber (09/24/2013) [-]
Sharknife. Happened a few years back. Urban ninja shark dude thing.
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#33 - PenguinsOfMars (09/24/2013) [-]
I really fucken hope not.
#23 - DanLacasky (09/24/2013) [-]
you mean like assassins creed when you play as Desmond..?
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#92 - iwannaturkeysammic (09/25/2013) [-]
more like a new assasins creed featuring derrell
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#25 - qosfortyone (09/24/2013) [-]
DESMOND IS DEAD
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#71 - mondominiman (09/24/2013) [-]
Dumbledore is dead
#50 - i wish. try 4-5 years if you are a STEM major...like me 09/17/2013 on The price of higher education. 0
#48 - morehouse college 45k+ a year and still rising  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2013 on The price of higher education. 0
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#49 - flammablefetus (09/17/2013) [-]
Obviously you get your degree in 17 days, right.
#50 - iwannaturkeysammic (09/17/2013) [-]
i wish. try 4-5 years if you are a STEM major...like me
#2 - thats because it is rajon rondo 09/14/2013 on No Title 0
#4 - ah! thank you. thumb for you good person 09/13/2013 on I AM SO SORRY!!! +1
#2 - i dont get it...  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2013 on I AM SO SORRY!!! +1
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#3 - flemsdfer (09/13/2013) [-]
That is Michael J. Fox. An actor who got parkinson's disease which makes you lose control of your muscles, causing people to shake and seize.

They put him on an advertisement for a camera showing off the stabilization feature because it is a clear picture of him and not blurred at all from his shaking and seizing.
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#4 - iwannaturkeysammic (09/13/2013) [-]
ah! thank you. thumb for you good person
#10 - drake the type of ***** to grab a fossil at a museum, hold it … 09/11/2013 on drake 0
#18 - listen to the song super rich kids, it sounds like richie rich…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Death 0
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#32 - jesusthegardener (09/10/2013) [-]
i find that song boring
#34 - in the ocean blue!!!! 09/10/2013 on I dont want to know why +2
#32 - <------3rd pic looks like  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on I dont want to know why +19
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#130 - carey (09/10/2013) [-]
its the eyes ;)