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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:3/13/2010
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:bronx ny
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#48 - notice how when u divide by zero, u either get somethng awesom…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2010 on justin bieber killed peter... 0
User avatar #49 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
replace the error with BABY BABY BABY OOHHHHHH!!! and see howu feel...

yeah, earthly fail
#41 - sir, and thank you!*devours bacon sammich**burp**hears bacon s…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/14/2010 on Hamlet +1
User avatar #42 - newbeck (05/14/2010) [-]
WOW!!!!! that was amazing wonder if we can do it again
*hands another bacon sammitch*
User avatar #43 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
*repeats process**song returnz*
OO SHIIIIIIIIIIIII-
User avatar #44 - newbeck (05/14/2010) [-]
this is remarkable lets try it one more time and this time I'll write the notes down!!!
*hands third sammitch*
User avatar #45 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
*breathes sammich in patrick style**burp**cue jingle*
User avatar #46 - newbeck (05/14/2010) [-]
*writes musical note down at feverus pace*
and with this we shall become the greatest their ever was
*cue Karate Kid song while we pose in a cool way*
User avatar #47 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
*mr miyagi and jackie chan* NONONO!! U DO IT WRONG!! RIKE THIS!!
*does even epicer pose*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #48 - newbeck (05/14/2010) [-]
WOW!!! dude I fuckn love ur movies guys can I get an autograph
User avatar #49 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
NO YU GET KICKED IN ASS!!*simultaneous kick to ass*
oshit dude u alrite?
User avatar #50 - newbeck (05/14/2010) [-]
*kick goes through mah body and they both fall on their asses*
It's all good mah nigga I'ma ghost!!
User avatar #51 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
User avatar #52 - newbeck (05/14/2010) [-]
#59 - yes 05/13/2010 on i wish -1
#49 - oh meg, go to your room, we r talkin bout ur fooouur......fift… 05/13/2010 on i wish 0
#48 - dangerous devils!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2010 on i wish +2
#52 - HoneyHaley has deleted their comment.
#87 - quick get the ambalamp-HHHNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2010 on Kid Gets Scared +3
User avatar #88 - raffagaffa (05/13/2010) [-]
quickly it's over the-HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG
#189 - god damn u win on so many levelz heres a cookie *gives adac…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2010 on Cool Clouds 0
#191 - adac (05/13/2010) [-]
not only have broke my combo:S i made it worse :s ty for cookie tho "omnomnom" "burp"
#188 - 1-OOOOO SHIIIIII- 2-GET EM HERCULES!!! 3-honey, u need t… 05/13/2010 on Cool Clouds 0
#24 - omy god oh my- hey look that girl's gettin out the shower! 05/13/2010 on Oh Shit! 0
#38 - im not trollin, its in the god damn vid!! i will never …  [+] (13 new replies) 05/13/2010 on Hamlet +1
User avatar #39 - newbeck (05/13/2010) [-]
I see I've sparked some passion!!!
u sir/maam share a common enemy with me
*hands bacon sammitch*
my apology's
User avatar #41 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
sir, and thank you!*devours bacon sammich**burp**hears bacon sammich theme song*
WTF WAS THAT?! came outta nowhere.....
epic though
User avatar #42 - newbeck (05/14/2010) [-]
WOW!!!!! that was amazing wonder if we can do it again
*hands another bacon sammitch*
User avatar #43 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
*repeats process**song returnz*
OO SHIIIIIIIIIIIII-
User avatar #44 - newbeck (05/14/2010) [-]
this is remarkable lets try it one more time and this time I'll write the notes down!!!
*hands third sammitch*
User avatar #45 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
*breathes sammich in patrick style**burp**cue jingle*
User avatar #46 - newbeck (05/14/2010) [-]
*writes musical note down at feverus pace*
and with this we shall become the greatest their ever was
*cue Karate Kid song while we pose in a cool way*
User avatar #47 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
*mr miyagi and jackie chan* NONONO!! U DO IT WRONG!! RIKE THIS!!
*does even epicer pose*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #48 - newbeck (05/14/2010) [-]
WOW!!! dude I fuckn love ur movies guys can I get an autograph
User avatar #49 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
NO YU GET KICKED IN ASS!!*simultaneous kick to ass*
oshit dude u alrite?
User avatar #50 - newbeck (05/14/2010) [-]
*kick goes through mah body and they both fall on their asses*
It's all good mah nigga I'ma ghost!!
User avatar #51 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
User avatar #52 - newbeck (05/14/2010) [-]
#31 - im in love! NOW I WANT WAFFLEZ!! PEANUT BUTTER … 05/12/2010 on GIR! 0
#33 - now u ****** up now u ****** up …  [+] (15 new replies) 05/12/2010 on Hamlet +1
User avatar #36 - newbeck (05/13/2010) [-]
I see you trolln!!!!
User avatar #38 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/13/2010) [-]
im not trollin, its in the god damn vid!!

i will never be like those fagot jays
User avatar #39 - newbeck (05/13/2010) [-]
I see I've sparked some passion!!!
u sir/maam share a common enemy with me
*hands bacon sammitch*
my apology's
User avatar #41 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
sir, and thank you!*devours bacon sammich**burp**hears bacon sammich theme song*
WTF WAS THAT?! came outta nowhere.....
epic though
User avatar #42 - newbeck (05/14/2010) [-]
WOW!!!!! that was amazing wonder if we can do it again
*hands another bacon sammitch*
User avatar #43 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
*repeats process**song returnz*
OO SHIIIIIIIIIIIII-
User avatar #44 - newbeck (05/14/2010) [-]
this is remarkable lets try it one more time and this time I'll write the notes down!!!
*hands third sammitch*
User avatar #45 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
*breathes sammich in patrick style**burp**cue jingle*
User avatar #46 - newbeck (05/14/2010) [-]
*writes musical note down at feverus pace*
and with this we shall become the greatest their ever was
*cue Karate Kid song while we pose in a cool way*
User avatar #47 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
*mr miyagi and jackie chan* NONONO!! U DO IT WRONG!! RIKE THIS!!
*does even epicer pose*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #48 - newbeck (05/14/2010) [-]
WOW!!! dude I fuckn love ur movies guys can I get an autograph
User avatar #49 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
NO YU GET KICKED IN ASS!!*simultaneous kick to ass*
oshit dude u alrite?
User avatar #50 - newbeck (05/14/2010) [-]
*kick goes through mah body and they both fall on their asses*
It's all good mah nigga I'ma ghost!!
User avatar #51 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
User avatar #52 - newbeck (05/14/2010) [-]
#39 - noo, cuz mike was ****** aweso0me!!!!!! beiber…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/12/2010 on justin bieber killed peter... -3
User avatar #47 - ONI (05/14/2010) [-]
i agree Micheal Jackson was awesome, but why would you give the epicness of dividing by 0 to justine bieber?
User avatar #48 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
notice how when u divide by zero, u either get somethng awesome, or screwed over?
1/0=ERROR
or
1/0=OOOOOOshhhhiiiii,,,,,,,,...............
User avatar #49 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/14/2010) [-]
replace the error with BABY BABY BABY OOHHHHHH!!! and see howu feel...

yeah, earthly fail
User avatar #42 - smartirish (05/13/2010) [-]
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User avatar #43 - BomberOfChikenz (05/13/2010) [-]
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....................................... ....\___\Pulling triggers $25
#53 - he went in the bathroom and closed the door, to come back out?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2010 on Greatest Freakout Ever... +1
User avatar #58 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/13/2010) [-]
I dont even bother asking questions about this anymore. He has serious issues. (Captain Obvious)
User avatar #68 - swissdude (05/14/2010) [-]
FAKE ITS FAKE DUH!
User avatar #56 - xXxRoseRedxXx (05/12/2010) [-]
twas not a bathroom tis his closet which makes it even weirder
#1 - I ****** LMAOED GUD JOB!!!!!!!!!! 05/12/2010 on how to do a fruit salade 0
#184 - HOLY CRAP its a ******* LUGIA!!!!! *checks bag… 05/12/2010 on FINAL Funny Subverted... 0
#192 - I SEE TITTIES!!!! 05/12/2010 on B A C O (Flat Chested Blues) N 0
#186 - i spit LAZAHS!! 05/12/2010 on B A C O (Flat Chested Blues) N 0
#93 - your not human!! quick kill it with fire!! *prepares flamethrower*  [+] (11 new replies) 05/12/2010 on B A C O (Flat Chested Blues) N +4
User avatar #192 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/12/2010) [-]
I SEE TITTIES!!!!
#95 - EpicTie (05/12/2010) [-]
I cried manly cender blocks
#104 - xabia (05/12/2010) [-]
I ejaculated BACON!
#105 - EpicTie (05/12/2010) [-]
i coughed BACON SANDWHICHS!!!!!
User avatar #106 - SgtObvious (05/12/2010) [-]
i talked words
#108 - anonymous (05/12/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 928,060,560** i shat bricks
User avatar #112 - jokiu (05/12/2010) [-]
i pissed brains
#121 - largechicken (05/12/2010) [-]
I fucked every anon on this site.
User avatar #130 - Lawlor (05/12/2010) [-]
I drool hydrochloric acid.. this has become a problem.
User avatar #186 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/12/2010) [-]
i spit LAZAHS!!
User avatar #122 - TheElectricCat (05/12/2010) [-]
c-c-c-c-c-c-c cunt !
#91 - i jizzed orange soda!!  [+] (14 new replies) 05/12/2010 on B A C O (Flat Chested Blues) N +2
#116 - loganscottreid (05/12/2010) [-]
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
User avatar #92 - Chunksalot (05/12/2010) [-]
i... i didnt do any of those... is there something wrong with me?
User avatar #93 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/12/2010) [-]
your not human!! quick kill it with fire!!
*prepares flamethrower*
User avatar #192 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/12/2010) [-]
I SEE TITTIES!!!!
#95 - EpicTie (05/12/2010) [-]
I cried manly cender blocks
#104 - xabia (05/12/2010) [-]
I ejaculated BACON!
#105 - EpicTie (05/12/2010) [-]
i coughed BACON SANDWHICHS!!!!!
User avatar #106 - SgtObvious (05/12/2010) [-]
i talked words
#108 - anonymous (05/12/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 928,060,560** i shat bricks
User avatar #112 - jokiu (05/12/2010) [-]
i pissed brains
#121 - largechicken (05/12/2010) [-]
I fucked every anon on this site.
User avatar #130 - Lawlor (05/12/2010) [-]
I drool hydrochloric acid.. this has become a problem.
User avatar #186 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/12/2010) [-]
i spit LAZAHS!!
User avatar #122 - TheElectricCat (05/12/2010) [-]
c-c-c-c-c-c-c cunt !
#88 - anyone else see the doom poster had 666 on it?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2010 on FINAL Funny Subverted... 0
User avatar #92 - FuckingLugia (05/12/2010) [-]
i happen to liek your avatar, do you liek mine ? =3
User avatar #184 - iwannaturkeysammic (05/12/2010) [-]
HOLY CRAP its a FUCKING LUGIA!!!!!
*checks bag* *sees no more pokeballs*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
#413 - you ******* WIN!!!!!! 05/10/2010 on Firin' my lazor! +1
#740 - ooo i see wat u did thar!! 05/10/2010 on Crappy Intro with Tits! 0
#63 - OBAMA!! 05/09/2010 on unicylce -4
#53 - . . .........../__.(....."~-,_...........................…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2010 on Face Palm +1
#70 - TDKTragedy (05/09/2010) [-]
your pikachu on the left is getting facepalmed the shit out of

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