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Date Signed Up:3/13/2010
Last Login:7/20/2014
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#24 - clockworking canine 05/31/2014 on [autism intensifies] +2
#7 - if you have not seen the movie then stop being an ignorant pri…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/19/2014 on The blind side +288
#153 - anonymous (05/19/2014) [-]
Twas a great movie, but tell me this, why couldn't it be a Black successful woman/family taking in a neglected white athlete. Dem stereotypes.
#151 - anonymous (05/19/2014) [-]
jeez man, why are you so agressive? He was just pointing out what he had heard, he wasn't trying to sound like a jackass or something. Chill out.
User avatar #128 - askafj (05/19/2014) [-]
What is it called?
"The life of Michael Oher" ?
User avatar #139 - meebobear (05/19/2014) [-]
The Blind Side.
#88 - anonymous (05/19/2014) [-]
The movie was really inaccurate, though.

Oher was ALWAYS good at football, and he wasn't the giant they made him about to be. He's actually a little on the lead side for his football team. He wasn't as big a softy as they made him out to be and he was never an idiot either.
#85 - fuckitdude (05/19/2014) [-]
ACTUALLY, I went to school with big mike. His parents were BIG supporters of the football team at Briarcrest. They 'adopted' this niggy purely for sports purposes. If he was a slave they would have bought him. Not to say they didn't help him out and be kind to him, but if he was a 5'8 140 lb unathletic negro it would have been a different story.
#86 - anonymous (05/19/2014) [-]
Got some proof there, budster?
#89 - fuckitdude (05/19/2014) [-]
Uh yea, Memphis is just about the most racist city in the country and upper class white people here dont help blacks if they dont get anything out of it.
User avatar #136 - SgtBaha (05/19/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure he meant proof that you went to school with him.
#137 - fuckitdude (05/19/2014) [-]
Guess he'll just have to take my word for it. It's not like its a hard feat to attend Briarcrest and graduate in 08.
#83 - anonymous (05/19/2014) [-]
My favorite part is how much michael oher hates it because they portray him as a retard who can barely understand football.
User avatar #74 - jpg (05/19/2014) [-]
Just finished watching it, fantastic recommendation.
User avatar #70 - pinkiedash (05/19/2014) [-]
I've seen the movie and it's a GOOD movie, not a GREAT one.
User avatar #63 - cantexplain (05/19/2014) [-]
Well IMO it did show Michael to be a simpleton. He's not the brightest dude ever, but in this picture he's semi-retarded
#45 - anonymous (05/19/2014) [-]
-1 lvl I suppose it's a beginning of this troll levels
#33 - imbaffled (05/19/2014) [-]
**imbaffled rolled image** Hero comment. iwannasalute iwannaturkeysammic.

pic maybe related
#54 - Picture 01/25/2014 on Influential Artists 0
#2 - so you think i saw ten pictures of this on here?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on it all makes sense now! 0
User avatar #3 - charagrin (01/24/2014) [-]
The difference is, he is posting a comment thus reposting is acceptable. Your jackassery however is not.
#29 - idk what to call this lol all made by me 01/13/2014 on weavesilk eye 0
#28 - burning heart  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2014 on weavesilk eye 0
#29 - iwannaturkeysammic (01/13/2014) [-]
idk what to call this lol
all made by me
#27 - i titled this, epic  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2014 on weavesilk eye 0
#28 - iwannaturkeysammic (01/13/2014) [-]
burning heart
#29 - iwannaturkeysammic (01/13/2014) [-]
idk what to call this lol
all made by me
#12 - you got this word for word from bugatti beez on youtube ju… 12/06/2013 on spoils everything 0
#53 - i can imagine the final fantasy IV winning battle song at the … 12/06/2013 on The Fellow Bros 0
#89 - or the bronx......  [+] (5 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Pillow fights with strangers +6
#95 - pwnfrnzy (12/06/2013) [-]
Or Compton.
#105 - marcury (12/06/2013) [-]
Compton ladies sing this song...
#154 - xxmemosxx (12/06/2013) [-]
Camptown*
#232 - marcury (12/07/2013) [-]
#259 - xxmemosxx (12/09/2013) [-]
Goddammit
#12 - Picture 12/05/2013 on weavesilk eye +1
#11 - and some other stuff i made in school 12/05/2013 on weavesilk eye +1
#10 - my masterpiece  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2013 on weavesilk eye +2
#12 - iwannaturkeysammic (12/05/2013) [-]
#11 - iwannaturkeysammic (12/05/2013) [-]
and some other stuff i made in school
#380 - okay so to anyone who did not know the sheer irony in this tra…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on (untitled) +2
#409 - silverhellion (12/02/2013) [-]
#6 - yes. by the gods yes, it is 11/24/2013 on i still find this adorable +1
#21 - actually, thats called julian dating. best way to get fresh meat 11/04/2013 on Vegans 0
#1 - super rich kids is a perfect song for that situation 10/17/2013 on 1spook4u 0
#92 - more like a new assasins creed featuring derrell 09/25/2013 on dear god....no... 0
#4 - EGGCEPTION 09/24/2013 on Egg 0
#2 - if they made a new video game with a ninja assassin type chara…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/24/2013 on dear god....no... +44
#42 - ThePhotoBomber (09/24/2013) [-]
Sharknife. Happened a few years back. Urban ninja shark dude thing.
User avatar #33 - PenguinsOfMars (09/24/2013) [-]
I really fucken hope not.
#23 - DanLacasky (09/24/2013) [-]
you mean like assassins creed when you play as Desmond..?
User avatar #92 - iwannaturkeysammic (09/25/2013) [-]
more like a new assasins creed featuring derrell
User avatar #25 - qosfortyone (09/24/2013) [-]
DESMOND IS DEAD
User avatar #71 - mondominiman (09/24/2013) [-]
Dumbledore is dead
#50 - i wish. try 4-5 years if you are a STEM major...like me 09/17/2013 on The price of higher education. 0
#48 - morehouse college 45k+ a year and still rising  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2013 on The price of higher education. 0
User avatar #49 - flammablefetus (09/17/2013) [-]
Obviously you get your degree in 17 days, right.
#50 - iwannaturkeysammic (09/17/2013) [-]
i wish. try 4-5 years if you are a STEM major...like me
#2 - thats because it is rajon rondo 09/14/2013 on No Title 0
#4 - ah! thank you. thumb for you good person 09/13/2013 on I AM SO SORRY!!! +1
#2 - i dont get it...  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2013 on I AM SO SORRY!!! +1
User avatar #3 - flemsdfer (09/13/2013) [-]
That is Michael J. Fox. An actor who got parkinson's disease which makes you lose control of your muscles, causing people to shake and seize.

They put him on an advertisement for a camera showing off the stabilization feature because it is a clear picture of him and not blurred at all from his shaking and seizing.
User avatar #4 - iwannaturkeysammic (09/13/2013) [-]
ah! thank you. thumb for you good person

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