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#46 - Picture  [+] (16 replies) 06/02/2016 on europeans summed up +131
#191 - anon (06/05/2016) [-]
ggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
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#152 - friedgreenpomatoes (06/02/2016) [-]
it's not really an egg

it's an oblated spheroid
#151 - anon (06/02/2016) [-]
Canada here...
I have never heard of "hand egg" until just now.
Also, I've never seen anyone get all fucking pissy about someone calling soccer football. It's always the other way around. It's like how you never see an American pointing out all the ways they're not like us... That's always reverse, it's like a national pastime.
#145 - norwegianlolz (06/02/2016) [-]
make sense tho
#130 - anon (06/02/2016) [-]
An American, saying "American Football"? Come off of it. There's a good chance they wouldn't use the city name too (same as the Euro would have been reasonably likely to just say "Real" or "Inter"...)

Adjust that first frame so they're just saying "Football" and "Broncos" without the prefixes and it'll be somewhat more realistic...
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#65 - mastercolossus (06/02/2016) [-]
people have said handegg to me and i asked if they had a stroke. they got pissed at me then.
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#144 - arandomanon (06/02/2016) [-]
I think you are the one who got pissed and you went like "i-it's not h-handegg y-you ass-b-butt! A-are you having a s-stroke or w-what?", they leughed it off, you got home and then you told this story on the internet to feel better about what happened
#170 - mastercolossus (06/02/2016) [-]
#172 - arandomanon (06/02/2016) [-]
Here, have a laugh. Now you have another story to tell on the Internet, make sure you tell them how hard I was raging.
#177 - mastercolossus (06/02/2016) [-]
#121 - anon (06/02/2016) [-]
>People get pissed if you ask them if they had a stroke
#169 - mastercolossus (06/02/2016) [-]
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#61 - kreekydoorS (06/02/2016) [-]
why would the american guy call it american football?
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#74 - dajewishmankey (06/02/2016) [-]
To be more specific as to allow him to understand hI'm easier.
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#187 - kreekydoorS (06/02/2016) [-]
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#109 - rockamekishiko (06/02/2016) [-]
the joke would be better without "american" in it.