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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:12/26/2014
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Content Ranking:#5325
Comment Ranking:#4308
Highest Content Rank:#1451
Highest Comment Rank:#458
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#66 - WRONG , GOD made us all! isaiah 69:69  [+] (8 new replies) 06/17/2014 on 4 billion years summed up... -5
User avatar #71 - shanethedragon (06/17/2014) [-]
dude, i believe in creation too, but you gotta realize, your on the internet. there are a lot of opinions, and ass holes... sometimes these two things overlap
User avatar #81 - itsmewaffle (06/17/2014) [-]
That was a joke, pal.
User avatar #83 - shanethedragon (06/17/2014) [-]
like i said a lot of ass holes
User avatar #74 - Karfeyenta (06/17/2014) [-]
you're awesome and everything, but...


**you're
User avatar #75 - shanethedragon (06/17/2014) [-]
dude, i believe in proper grammar too, but this is reality. grammatical mistakes will be made.
User avatar #70 - gammajk (06/17/2014) [-]
you're a nigger faggot
niggerfaggot 4:20
User avatar #67 - Sabre (06/17/2014) [-]
You could easily pick something from Genesis instead of making it up, you know.
User avatar #80 - itsmewaffle (06/17/2014) [-]
Because I was TOTALLY being serious when I said that.
#12 - moth's jimmies status: ☐ not rustled ☑ rustled 06/17/2014 on Killer moves +3
#4 - This guy's a straight up douche. 06/17/2014 on [Insert pun about drawing... 0
#1 - OH MY FU CKING GODDDDD!1!1!!@11 06/17/2014 on a god walks among us +2
#234 - It's santa's brother you uneducated ******* pleb 06/14/2014 on dhbjadbjkadaklsdn SCATMAAAN +8
#21 - I used to think guns were loud until i tried to sneak upstairs… 06/14/2014 on Shampoo +2
#42 - SRITE BITCH U BEST RUN B4 I** 420** QUICKSKOPE U WITH MY MSR…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Tell it How it is 0
User avatar #43 - accidentaly (06/13/2014) [-]
We lived a good life...
#40 - YEAH FAGGOT STFU B4 I REK UR ******* **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Tell it How it is 0
User avatar #41 - accidentaly (06/13/2014) [-]
Oh god! Commander get us out of here! The... The... The fan boys are attacking! Not even god can save us now...
User avatar #42 - itsmewaffle (06/13/2014) [-]
SRITE BITCH U BEST RUN B4 I** 420** QUICKSKOPE U WITH MY MSR NIGGER FUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT ILL KICK YOUR FAGGOT ASS!! NIGGER!! ONE SHOT ONE KILL KID IM OLDER THAN U AND I FUCKED UR SISTER IN UR BED AND WIPED MY CUM OFF WITH UR SHEETS BITCH
User avatar #43 - accidentaly (06/13/2014) [-]
We lived a good life...
#27 - Good thing I don't live in a snowy area. who th…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Cops! 0
User avatar #49 - dalgaard (06/13/2014) [-]
Nissan is garbage man. Just like Skoda.
User avatar #43 - capslockrage (06/13/2014) [-]
who the fuck buys a nissan altima at all?
User avatar #28 - fukkentyranitar (06/13/2014) [-]
I'm near Toronto. A bit of moisture is murder for most nissan vehicles.
#6 - >altima plastic Bitch don't you insult my whip  [+] (8 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Cops! +41
User avatar #33 - lamarisagoodname (06/13/2014) [-]
I bet you kiss girls faggot
User avatar #24 - fukkentyranitar (06/13/2014) [-]
Altimas are garbage. The door handle in the driver side tends to break so getting in becomes a pain in the ass. They also rust like a bitch in snowy areas.
User avatar #27 - itsmewaffle (06/13/2014) [-]
Good thing I don't live in a snowy area.

who the fuck buys a nissan altima in the middle of alaska?
User avatar #49 - dalgaard (06/13/2014) [-]
Nissan is garbage man. Just like Skoda.
User avatar #43 - capslockrage (06/13/2014) [-]
who the fuck buys a nissan altima at all?
User avatar #28 - fukkentyranitar (06/13/2014) [-]
I'm near Toronto. A bit of moisture is murder for most nissan vehicles.
#22 - FearsomeDraken (06/13/2014) [-]
#20 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
SHITS MAD GAY SON
#9 - Hey look, another asshole judging another person's taste in vi…  [+] (17 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Tell it How it is -26
User avatar #64 - darkangeloffire (06/13/2014) [-]
's kind of the joke since the character is a gaming hipster/elitist.
User avatar #38 - accidentaly (06/13/2014) [-]
Affirmative. We found the CoD Fanboy... He's noticed us, he appears to be saying something.. He... He fucked our mothers? We're "Hardscoping Casuals"? What is this..
User avatar #40 - itsmewaffle (06/13/2014) [-]
YEAH FAGGOT STFU B4 I REK UR FUCKING SHIT NIGGER INTERVENTION IS HT EBEST FUCKING SNIPER RIFLE OMG FUCKGIN SCRUB I RAPED YOUR MOM IN HER BUNGHOLE NIGGER HELL FUCKING YES1!!!111!!1
User avatar #41 - accidentaly (06/13/2014) [-]
Oh god! Commander get us out of here! The... The... The fan boys are attacking! Not even god can save us now...
User avatar #42 - itsmewaffle (06/13/2014) [-]
SRITE BITCH U BEST RUN B4 I** 420** QUICKSKOPE U WITH MY MSR NIGGER FUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT ILL KICK YOUR FAGGOT ASS!! NIGGER!! ONE SHOT ONE KILL KID IM OLDER THAN U AND I FUCKED UR SISTER IN UR BED AND WIPED MY CUM OFF WITH UR SHEETS BITCH
User avatar #43 - accidentaly (06/13/2014) [-]
We lived a good life...
#10 - dragemit (06/12/2014) [-]
>likes call of duty
>is a person

pick one
User avatar #32 - procrasturbate (06/13/2014) [-]
That looks like it's from porn.
User avatar #33 - procrasturbate (06/13/2014) [-]
Just found it. Not porn, but not gonna risk it.
User avatar #34 - yiffcario (06/13/2014) [-]
Can I see?
User avatar #51 - procrasturbate (06/13/2014) [-]
Scrolldown
#27 - darthblam (06/13/2014) [-]
In all fairness CoD: Advanced Warfare actually looks pretty badass.
User avatar #17 - arenaferox (06/13/2014) [-]
How long you've had the picture. Also, why have you been using it all this time?
#50 - dragemit (06/13/2014) [-]
I like it, I've had it for a while now
#70 - yiffcario (06/13/2014) [-]
#13 - redwrench (06/13/2014) [-]
How could you post that without including the source.
We all know damn well what kind of image that is.
#67 - The main reason people play it is to **** cripple… 06/12/2014 on No wonder 0
#47 - what the hell are you even saying  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2014 on No wonder -3
User avatar #48 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (06/12/2014) [-]
You said the game is mostly about fucking, when it's not. It's not a porn game.
I mean, you do fuck them, but its supposed to be touching and passionate or whatever.
User avatar #67 - itsmewaffle (06/12/2014) [-]
The main reason people play it is to fuck cripples, but then they come out the other side like "I DIDN'T EXPECT THESE FEELS"
User avatar #52 - radroach (06/12/2014) [-]
Does the anal scene with Emi count as passionate?
User avatar #53 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (06/12/2014) [-]
Yes.
Well even though it wasn't passionate, I don't think it was intended to be sexy
#37 - mostly *******  [+] (6 new replies) 06/12/2014 on No wonder -1
User avatar #45 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (06/12/2014) [-]
It's barely about fucking
User avatar #47 - itsmewaffle (06/12/2014) [-]
what the hell are you even saying
User avatar #48 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (06/12/2014) [-]
You said the game is mostly about fucking, when it's not. It's not a porn game.
I mean, you do fuck them, but its supposed to be touching and passionate or whatever.
User avatar #67 - itsmewaffle (06/12/2014) [-]
The main reason people play it is to fuck cripples, but then they come out the other side like "I DIDN'T EXPECT THESE FEELS"
User avatar #52 - radroach (06/12/2014) [-]
Does the anal scene with Emi count as passionate?
User avatar #53 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (06/12/2014) [-]
Yes.
Well even though it wasn't passionate, I don't think it was intended to be sexy
#15 - What's the key for that?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on MUST. ARREST. CRIMINAL. SCUM!! 0
User avatar #16 - dreadstoneate (06/11/2014) [-]
It looks like he is the passenger, I don't think you can use a gun while driving
#25 - Might as well kill a person to pass the time. 06/11/2014 on Makes Sense +3
#35 - I'll take my virginity in twenties. 06/11/2014 on NSFW CP pics +8
#34 - stop making the anime board look bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on NSFW CP pics +3
User avatar #53 - russianbro (06/11/2014) [-]
You're all already wankers

I dont think he can make shit looks worst
#8 - ...what  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2014 on when you're not looking +7
#14 - urgey (06/09/2014) [-]
turn down for
User avatar #23 - goobyman (06/09/2014) [-]
clever
#143 - Is the second OVA canon or not? I really want something to mak… 06/06/2014 on Freedom belongs in the trash 0
#57 - Any plane can do it, jackass. It's just extremely dangerous si… 06/04/2014 on 20 More Amusing Facts... +2
#383 - >plays slender for one minute before pussying out and not a… 06/04/2014 on Awaiting possible media... +7
#65 - Get your **** together, Tyrone.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on TACTICAL VAULT KICK +33
User avatar #76 - sgtryder (06/04/2014) [-]
Did you mean: Bedbug
#64 - That was probably funnier than it was enraging. 06/04/2014 on TACTICAL VAULT KICK +17
#63 - Have you seen that one where he puts the gun to his mouth and … 06/04/2014 on TACTICAL VAULT KICK +8
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User avatar #13 - indonesia (12/10/2014) [-]
Hello, good night from indonesia
also, have a wonderful day, friend.
User avatar #3 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
You can't stop me faggot
User avatar #4 to #3 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
watch me bitch
User avatar #5 to #4 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
What are you gonna do, thumb down all my comments? haha
User avatar #6 to #5 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
i'll just change my IP or proxy your ass
User avatar #7 to #6 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
Proxy my ass? As thumb me down, change your IP, and thumb me down again. Isn't that a bannable offence ;)
User avatar #8 to #7 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
Not as bannable as using adfly links, Fagbag
User avatar #9 to #8 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
Looooooong time ago Admin made a rule banning all ad fly links. But since then he changed it, because he doesn't give a **** .

As for proxy thumbing

1. I'd like to see you try, it would literally take thousands of red thumbs to get me red thumb banned.
2. It's a bannable offence.
User avatar #10 to #9 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
Yeah because my my account is worth jack **** to me. I'm not afraid to get banned.
User avatar #11 to #10 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
There goes that blue name then.

And if you're so tough, like I said, I'd like to see you try. Try to red thumb ban me by proxy thumbing my comments, you literally can't.
Admin stretched the red thumb ban to make it literally impossible to get banned. It's like -10000 or something.
User avatar #12 to #11 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to get you banned, just trying to spread a message.
User avatar #1 - sirslimyscrotum **User deleted account** (11/17/2013) [-]
Hello, Waffle.
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