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itsmewaffle

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Steam Profile: A Belgian Waffle
Consoles Owned: pc master race faggit
X-box Gamertag: no casual
PSN: zone
Interests: GIANT ROBOTS, GIANT ROBOTS, GIANT ROBOTS, GIANT ROBOTS, GIANT ROBOTS, GIANT ROBOTS, GIANT ROBOTS, GIANT ROBOTS, GETTING INSIDE GIANT ROBOTS, GIANT ROBOTS, GIANT ROBOTS
Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:4/02/2015
Location:North Carolina
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latest user's comments

#24 - >calling her a slut makes me euphoric by god.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2015 on he saw the opportunity +1
#27 - SteyrAUG (01/10/2015) [-]
no, saying she deserves it for being a slut makes you euphoric.
#28 - itsmewaffle (01/10/2015) [-]
but she does.
#29 - SteyrAUG (01/10/2015) [-]
#22 - >don't get mad cause you'll never get laid i'm not… 01/10/2015 on he saw the opportunity -1
#10 - And i've only ********** this once, so **** YOU! 01/09/2015 on And pain accessories 0
#9 - It's a joke, lighten up. 01/09/2015 on And pain accessories 0
#18 - She deserves it for being a slut.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/09/2015 on he saw the opportunity -1
#23 - SteyrAUG (01/10/2015) [-]
You dropped this.
User avatar #24 - itsmewaffle (01/10/2015) [-]
>calling her a slut makes me euphoric

by god.
#27 - SteyrAUG (01/10/2015) [-]
no, saying she deserves it for being a slut makes you euphoric.
#28 - itsmewaffle (01/10/2015) [-]
but she does.
#29 - SteyrAUG (01/10/2015) [-]
#19 - anonymous (01/10/2015) [-]
Just because a situation like this is the only time you'd ever be able to interact sexually with a woman, doesn't make her a slut.
User avatar #22 - itsmewaffle (01/10/2015) [-]
>don't get mad cause you'll never get laid

i'm not mad, i've actually come to terms with it.
#21 - anonymous (01/10/2015) [-]
To be fair she's sending scandalous pictures to someone she's not even sure she has the right number for?
#259 - u avn a gigl ther ya cheeky kunt 01/09/2015 on Cringe Compilation 0
#58 - rest in peace weightedtemps mom got put in the ******* … 01/09/2015 on Long-ass post +3
#26 - I think SHE is the one who is retarded for instead of putting …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Cringe Compilation -10
User avatar #68 - defeats (01/09/2015) [-]
Keep this up, you could be in the next cringe comp...
User avatar #259 - itsmewaffle (01/09/2015) [-]
u avn a gigl ther ya cheeky kunt
User avatar #54 - tittysugar (01/09/2015) [-]
Where the fuck did that come from you vindictive shit. Maybe, just maybe she can spend her god damn money on what she pleases. Maybe shes got a scholarship into college, or maybe that's too foreign of an idea for your ignorant ass. Who the fuck thinks like that? I guess you could apply that to literally every purchase in life. Food? Nah man, save for that college. Winter coat? Nah dude, gonna save me some college money. This is how stupid you sound. Go sit in the corner you faggot.
#2 - This is the path you chose.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Pop-up ad +117
#6 - frets (01/09/2015) [-]
#12 - Virt (01/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #4 - tmgrskat (01/09/2015) [-]
That's some wicked hair he has.
#23 - Still doesn't change much, still a waste of money.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Cringe Compilation -11
User avatar #24 - KevinPutt (01/09/2015) [-]
Well, maybe the mother was already making enough to feed her child and keep her healthy, so the extra money was used to get luxury things to make her daughter happy...
Maybe not, maybe they're fucking retarded.
User avatar #26 - itsmewaffle (01/09/2015) [-]
I think SHE is the one who is retarded for instead of putting the money in a college fund or education in general fund every month, she's gotta go out and spend it all on what look like expensive boots. Then again, that's just what i'd do.
User avatar #68 - defeats (01/09/2015) [-]
Keep this up, you could be in the next cringe comp...
User avatar #259 - itsmewaffle (01/09/2015) [-]
u avn a gigl ther ya cheeky kunt
User avatar #54 - tittysugar (01/09/2015) [-]
Where the fuck did that come from you vindictive shit. Maybe, just maybe she can spend her god damn money on what she pleases. Maybe shes got a scholarship into college, or maybe that's too foreign of an idea for your ignorant ass. Who the fuck thinks like that? I guess you could apply that to literally every purchase in life. Food? Nah man, save for that college. Winter coat? Nah dude, gonna save me some college money. This is how stupid you sound. Go sit in the corner you faggot.
#9 - Where can I find this. 01/09/2015 on Nutella Squeezy 0
#7 - I didn't sign on to this stupidass whitegirl bandwagon ***…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on Nutella Squeezy +1
User avatar #8 - hashtronaut (01/09/2015) [-]
if you say so.
#11 - Basically this. 01/09/2015 on easy +5
#14 - Ice ******* cold. 01/09/2015 on Pls, no +8
#16 - Here we go again... 01/09/2015 on omg -3
#1 - ……..|::::::::|: : : : : : : : : „„--~'''''~-„: : : …  [+] (16 new replies) 01/09/2015 on And pain accessories +2
#19 - sabcy (01/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #21 - itsmewaffle (01/10/2015) [-]
yes.
#22 - sabcy (01/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #25 - itsmewaffle (01/10/2015) [-]
the no part

#26 - sabcy (01/10/2015) [-]
then try this
User avatar #27 - itsmewaffle (01/10/2015) [-]
whats that red shit
#28 - sabcy (01/10/2015) [-]
another way of saying this
User avatar #29 - itsmewaffle (01/10/2015) [-]
an X? is there treasure underneath it?
#30 - sabcy (01/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #31 - itsmewaffle (01/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #18 - gtocforyou (01/10/2015) [-]
thank mr.hell
User avatar #8 - themajesticsnail (01/09/2015) [-]
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User avatar #4 - vlemich (01/09/2015) [-]
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Finally a relevant post to put this on, but you still add thay stupid crap at the bottom like this community gives a fuck. Then, as many times as you've shitposted this, people are just fed up with it. Missed a chance, man.
User avatar #10 - itsmewaffle (01/09/2015) [-]
And i've only shitposted this once, so FUCK YOU!
User avatar #9 - itsmewaffle (01/09/2015) [-]
It's a joke, lighten up.
#2 - kokanum (01/09/2015) [-]
#2 - That child support one, though. I think i'm gonna nee…  [+] (24 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Cringe Compilation +416
#293 - anonymous (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, plus even though it's the daughter, often women don't get child support until late, like say my sister, so they get their kids everything they need and then buy themselves something nice, if you think there's something wrong with that you're probably one of those illogical women haters similar to say people who get mad at men for buying something nice for themselves even though they already paid child support.
User avatar #179 - ruebezahl (01/09/2015) [-]
Uhm... That is the only one where I don't see the problem. So the babydaddy is not paying for child support. The mother spends all her money on clothes, food, school supplies, etc. for her kid. Then when the child support money comes, she finally has some money left to actually get something for herself, buys new boots and gets her nails done.

Not saying that is automatically the most likely interpretation, but I find it interesting that everyone would jump to the certain conclusion that she pisses the money away that was meant for her kid.
User avatar #110 - fukkentyranitar (01/09/2015) [-]
The one who posted was the child.
#100 - alloutofusernames (01/09/2015) [-]
Kinda reminded me of this.
User avatar #310 - oceanfrank (01/10/2015) [-]
dude there's no way this isn't fake.... I dont know whether to be mad or in complete denial that this ever happened
User avatar #301 - wtfduud (01/10/2015) [-]
Holy fuck, he even stuck with her after she cheated, and then SHE divorces HIM.
#288 - trollyando (01/10/2015) [-]
God i hope this bitch gets chronic diarrhea
#283 - iamaniceperson (01/10/2015) [-]
Even if this is fake, how the fuck did someone wrote this without a bit of humanity stopping his hands
#262 - skorchy (01/09/2015) [-]
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW ANGRY THIS MAKES ME IM GOING TO PUT A TOOTHPICK IN EACH OF HER TOENAILS AND THEN MAKE HER KICK A WALL.
#162 - ompalomper (01/09/2015) [-]
this is why there is no justice in this world
#143 - carlonord (01/09/2015) [-]
I would normally call this fake, but I just don't know anymore...
#117 - fulgrimventris (01/09/2015) [-]
women like this need to be publicly stabbed to death with a blunt screwdriver
#112 - crimzonhazard (01/09/2015) [-]
Wow.
User avatar #21 - KevinPutt (01/09/2015) [-]
The girl who got the new boots IS the child, though.
User avatar #23 - itsmewaffle (01/09/2015) [-]
Still doesn't change much, still a waste of money.
User avatar #24 - KevinPutt (01/09/2015) [-]
Well, maybe the mother was already making enough to feed her child and keep her healthy, so the extra money was used to get luxury things to make her daughter happy...
Maybe not, maybe they're fucking retarded.
User avatar #26 - itsmewaffle (01/09/2015) [-]
I think SHE is the one who is retarded for instead of putting the money in a college fund or education in general fund every month, she's gotta go out and spend it all on what look like expensive boots. Then again, that's just what i'd do.
User avatar #68 - defeats (01/09/2015) [-]
Keep this up, you could be in the next cringe comp...
User avatar #259 - itsmewaffle (01/09/2015) [-]
u avn a gigl ther ya cheeky kunt
User avatar #54 - tittysugar (01/09/2015) [-]
Where the fuck did that come from you vindictive shit. Maybe, just maybe she can spend her god damn money on what she pleases. Maybe shes got a scholarship into college, or maybe that's too foreign of an idea for your ignorant ass. Who the fuck thinks like that? I guess you could apply that to literally every purchase in life. Food? Nah man, save for that college. Winter coat? Nah dude, gonna save me some college money. This is how stupid you sound. Go sit in the corner you faggot.
#15 - anonymous (01/09/2015) [-]
I think it has been proven that that is the daughter.
User avatar #42 - Sperit (01/09/2015) [-]
why refer to him by first name then?
#189 - kingpongthedon (01/09/2015) [-]
Because she doesn't acknowledge him as her father. It's fairly common with deadbeat dads.
User avatar #46 - reaperoxide (01/09/2015) [-]
Maybe it was a messy divorce and the daughter doesn't like him either so she doesn't like referring to him as father.
#15 - Finally, someone gets it. 01/09/2015 on (untitled) +1
#15 - why are you people being so nice 01/09/2015 on itsmewaffle's profile 0
#1 - question, what does this have to do with koalas?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2015 on grand theft koala +31
User avatar #17 - swaqq (01/23/2015) [-]
:')
User avatar #12 - eldinarcus (01/10/2015) [-]
I thought he had a pet koala that broke that strap on the front and he was gonna barbecue the koala because it broke the shoe.
User avatar #10 - sovietsamurai (01/09/2015) [-]
They're from a high Koality leather

I'm not even sorry
User avatar #7 - freepotatoe (01/09/2015) [-]
koalaleather
User avatar #3 - katiamanagen (01/09/2015) [-]
they make those sandals out of koala lips&assholes

like the shoe version of the hotdog
User avatar #14 - guardianatreyu (01/10/2015) [-]
Koalas are fucking delicious then.
User avatar #2 - cheesewizard (01/09/2015) [-]
new material made from koala fur
#10 - mfw this place exists  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Krusty Krab pizza is the... +175
#80 - blackholedragon (01/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #29 - zerkerex (01/09/2015) [-]
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!
#52 - ugoboom (01/09/2015) [-]
should have gotten the turbo
#2 - "would already finished" Would already fini…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on if this was america +3
User avatar #3 - oxymoronking (01/09/2015) [-]
booming the middle east
#1 - Comment deleted 01/09/2015 on if this was america 0
#1 - Picture 01/09/2015 on When HL3 is announced +11
#1 - Time to carry on the legacy. 01/09/2015 on I never knew my father :C 0

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#16 - reichmaster (03/09/2015) [-]
Nope, I'm his brother. Sorry, I don't stop for bitch faggots like yourself. :^)
Nope, I'm his brother. Sorry, I don't stop for bitch faggots like yourself. :^)
User avatar #17 to #16 - itsmewaffle (03/09/2015) [-]
ey look, you just did :^)
User avatar #15 - itsmewaffle (01/09/2015) [-]
why are you people being so nice
User avatar #14 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
User avatar #13 - indonesia (12/10/2014) [-]
Hello, good night from indonesia
also, have a wonderful day, friend.
User avatar #1 - sirslimyscrotum **User deleted account** (11/17/2013) [-]
Hello, Waffle.
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