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#25 - Never said it wasn't. Just saying that energy > co…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2014 on Like a Cat 0
#26 - whatamidoingwithme (04/23/2014) [-]
Anti-material rifle deals 110 damage per shot, which equals to roughly 18 damage per ammo unit.
Gauss rifle deals 120 damage per shot, which equals to roughly 8 damage per ammo unit.

In any case, Gauss rifle is a ballistic weapon and not a laser one.
#27 - whatamidoingwithme (04/23/2014) [-]
To clarify, per ammo unit = ammo worth of a single cap.
#21 - ha ha, have fun spending copious amounts of caps on convention…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/23/2014 on Like a Cat +1
#22 - whatamidoingwithme (04/23/2014) [-]
That's a ballistic weapon mate.
User avatar #25 - itsmewaffle (04/23/2014) [-]
Never said it wasn't.

Just saying that energy > conventional
#26 - whatamidoingwithme (04/23/2014) [-]
Anti-material rifle deals 110 damage per shot, which equals to roughly 18 damage per ammo unit.
Gauss rifle deals 120 damage per shot, which equals to roughly 8 damage per ammo unit.

In any case, Gauss rifle is a ballistic weapon and not a laser one.
#27 - whatamidoingwithme (04/23/2014) [-]
To clarify, per ammo unit = ammo worth of a single cap.
#20 - I've made this argument to so many stubborn brits. 04/21/2014 on Waking up in England today 0
#28 - 4,532 if you count the insects m8 04/19/2014 on daily life in australia 0
#41 - This is strange.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on Not Kodylol +3
#44 - tkfishandchips (04/19/2014) [-]
**tkfishandchips rolled image** Never had a black guy pop from out of your torso?
#65 - They're targeting the population that uses emoticons over the …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2014 on (untitled) +5
#68 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
lol funnyjunkers have such a distorted view of reality
User avatar #102 - phrilz (04/19/2014) [-]
Yeah they really do...there's a big difference between using "XDDDD :3" at any given opportunity on the internet for attention and using a simple "" or "" or even "<3" when talking to a girl you like/are dating. It's an easy and friendly way to show interest and not be socially awkward by looking supersrs all the time, you'll end up looking like an ass. Guys who use emoticons while talking to other guys though should smarten up though.
#64 - **itsmewaffle rolled image ** Feels gone.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
#86 - davidavidson (04/19/2014) [-]
**davidavidson rolled image**

U fukkin kike
#166 - It's not that hard. 04/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#96 - but we're talking about computers, not operating systems.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on PC vs Mac 0
#112 - koojot (04/16/2014) [-]
i know, but when u say PC that usually mean Windows.
#24 - Stock oculi do not come with front mounted cameras. A… 04/15/2014 on If microsoft bought out oculus 0
#34 - Cosby with you. Get it? Cosby? Cos be with you?… 04/15/2014 on Ready for a wild word ride ? +6
#20 - >implying oculus has an external camera >implying yo…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/15/2014 on If microsoft bought out oculus +6
#56 - Jowi (04/15/2014) [-]
I think it's supposed to be virtual reality, rather than him wearing his occulus and going about his daily life.
#37 - gerfox (04/15/2014) [-]
It's funny that you say ">implying you can see through an oculus", because oculus is latin for eye.
#21 - cmkpower (04/15/2014) [-]
I beg to differ.
User avatar #24 - itsmewaffle (04/15/2014) [-]
Stock oculi do not come with front mounted cameras.

And that camera would not work, because all that is on it is a lens, no hardware to actually transmit the video feed or record the feed itself.
#23 - micekill (04/15/2014) [-]
why
User avatar #30 - sspacecore (04/15/2014) [-]
To take pictures of whatever you're looking at of course, because everyone knows that the oculus is meant t o be worn outside of your room!
#18 - ******* that's the joke 04/15/2014 on If microsoft bought out oculus +4
#31 - Relocate it towards your Rectum 04/15/2014 on metal working magic +2
#20 - I would buy the **** out of that. 04/11/2014 on They're not the same!! +1
#8 - Oh jesus, here we go. 04/11/2014 on On my way to fuk ur bitch +10
#103 - But that's a skyrim mod... 04/11/2014 on Elder Scrolls Online 0
#18 - For all the fappers. It is n… 04/10/2014 on (untitled) +2
#69 - People that constantly beat ESO for being buggy are stupid …  [+] (10 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Elder Scrolls Online +34
User avatar #201 - iamcraig (04/11/2014) [-]
It's also that it came out a fucking week ago and people expect it to be bug free and perfect.
World of Warcraft has been around for 10 fucking years and I still encounter bugs.
User avatar #140 - animationhac (04/11/2014) [-]
Most people are basing a game off of Beta and it changed a lot since then ( i was a beta tester) and much more enjoyable now.
#87 - acheryus (04/11/2014) [-]
I for one am enjoying ESO immensely, mostly due to the crafting system as that is my favorite part of all the TES games. Argonian Heavy is really cool btw
User avatar #104 - nightmaren (04/11/2014) [-]
Crafting's only in Skyrim, outside of ESO, apart from spell-making, so I'm not sure what you mean by 'all the TES games'.
User avatar #345 - acheryus (04/11/2014) [-]
I know the crafting has only been in the last few but it is my favorite part in any that include it. an I loved the spell-crafting in oblivion
User avatar #399 - nightmaren (04/11/2014) [-]
That's what I'm saying, "last-few" doesn't apply because it's only in one game other than ESO.
#404 - acheryus (04/12/2014) [-]
spell crafting was in morrowind and in oblivion
User avatar #406 - nightmaren (04/12/2014) [-]
I don't really think one spell-creation system in a few games warrants saying "the crafting system is my favourite part of this game series" but that's just me.
User avatar #103 - itsmewaffle (04/11/2014) [-]
But that's a skyrim mod...
User avatar #73 - nightmaren (04/10/2014) [-]
That's what Oblivion's for.
#20 - Vault 74 isn't a real vault, fallout wiki is stupid and thinks…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Fallout: Vaults pt7 -3
User avatar #36 - zaiopeperse (04/11/2014) [-]
"good job getting most of this from the wiki"

I'm 50% sure that if you go back to the first comp you'll see that he says it's easily accessible information for the people who are too lazy too look it up themselves. Like me
#16 - Comment deleted 04/06/2014 on night -2
#46 - >mechanically destructive i'm more confident that …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/06/2014 on What a wonderfal day to be... -3
User avatar #50 - fukkentyranitar (04/06/2014) [-]
It isn't. I've worked on stance cars before. 2/3 come in for either a new oil pan, suspension damage or a new front bumper. Unless you drive exclusively on flat and smooth sufaces, you only increase the risk of fucking your shit up. Not to mention the tire wear and ride quality become shit total shit.
User avatar #63 - blokrokker (04/06/2014) [-]
I don't even know what you guys are talking about.
#70 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
This.
This is a majorly stanced car.
#71 - blokrokker (04/06/2014) [-]
How the fuck does that thing even drive?
User avatar #110 - killerliquid (04/06/2014) [-]
Very carefully
#61 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Exactly!!!
#47 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Right, it's so beneficial that all those professional drivers do it.
It's not like it increases the rate wear on basically all suspension parts as well as the tires.
OH WAIT.
#40 - >stance >disgusting Get out  [+] (20 new replies) 04/05/2014 on What a wonderfal day to be... +3
#105 - pimpjesus (04/06/2014) [-]
as much as i like evo's, they still cant do this.
#45 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Here, use this.
It's a special tool to help with that mechanically destructive modification you have going there.
User avatar #73 - lolzordz (04/06/2014) [-]
yeah its not roadworthy but its not mechanically destructive
#78 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Yes it is....
It's HORRIBLE for basically any part of the suspension and wears tires like a motherfucker. And with a lowered (yes, it's a type of stance) car, if you encounter any sizable bump going at a decent speed, you can say goodbye to your front bumper.
User avatar #79 - lolzordz (04/06/2014) [-]
why do you think race cars lower their suspension
#82 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Oh for fuck's sake.
You don't see race cars doing THIS.
Period.
Race cars are not slammed to the fucking ground with cambered wheels at extreme, ridiculous angles.
User avatar #83 - lolzordz (04/06/2014) [-]
yeah that car is retarded, no one does that. lowering suspension is a real thing though and you need to just admit it
#85 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
I realize race cars lower their suspension for performance reasons, but if you lower your car for looks, you're a faggot.
#87 - lolzordz (04/06/2014) [-]
if you lower the suspension so much that its impractical then I understand, but lowering your car for looks is a thing that exists because it actually does look nice, nothing to do with being a faggot.
#93 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
I guess what I meant was, most that I've seen who lower for looks just slam them to the ground. The pic you posted, I agree, is not bad.
#95 - lolzordz (04/06/2014) [-]
did we just come to an agreement?
#97 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #46 - itsmewaffle (04/06/2014) [-]
>mechanically destructive

i'm more confident that it is more beneficial than it is destructive.
User avatar #50 - fukkentyranitar (04/06/2014) [-]
It isn't. I've worked on stance cars before. 2/3 come in for either a new oil pan, suspension damage or a new front bumper. Unless you drive exclusively on flat and smooth sufaces, you only increase the risk of fucking your shit up. Not to mention the tire wear and ride quality become shit total shit.
User avatar #63 - blokrokker (04/06/2014) [-]
I don't even know what you guys are talking about.
#70 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
This.
This is a majorly stanced car.
#71 - blokrokker (04/06/2014) [-]
How the fuck does that thing even drive?
User avatar #110 - killerliquid (04/06/2014) [-]
Very carefully
#61 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Exactly!!!
#47 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Right, it's so beneficial that all those professional drivers do it.
It's not like it increases the rate wear on basically all suspension parts as well as the tires.
OH WAIT.
#24 - your mom is so fat, she has trouble with daily tasks due to he…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on Yo mama +18
User avatar #38 - spyisspy (04/06/2014) [-]
YOU CANT IGNORE HER GIRTH
#96 - Dude, the same joke has been made 4 times now. Just stop. 04/05/2014 on She's gonna regret that 0
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User avatar #3 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
You can't stop me ******
User avatar #4 to #3 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
watch me bitch
User avatar #5 to #4 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
What are you gonna do, thumb down all my comments? haha
User avatar #6 to #5 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
i'll just change my IP or proxy your ass
User avatar #7 to #6 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
Proxy my ass? As thumb me down, change your IP, and thumb me down again. Isn't that a bannable offence ;)
User avatar #8 to #7 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
Not as bannable as using adfly links, Fagbag
User avatar #9 to #8 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
Looooooong time ago Admin made a rule banning all ad fly links. But since then he changed it, because he doesn't give a **** .

As for proxy thumbing

1. I'd like to see you try, it would literally take thousands of red thumbs to get me red thumb banned.
2. It's a bannable offence.
User avatar #10 to #9 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
Yeah because my my account is worth jack **** to me. I'm not afraid to get banned.
User avatar #11 to #10 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
There goes that blue name then.

And if you're so tough, like I said, I'd like to see you try. Try to red thumb ban me by proxy thumbing my comments, you literally can't.
Admin stretched the red thumb ban to make it literally impossible to get banned. It's like -10000 or something.
User avatar #12 to #11 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to get you banned, just trying to spread a message.
User avatar #1 - sirslimyscrotum **User deleted account** (11/17/2013) [-]
Hello, Waffle.
User avatar #2 to #1 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
hi
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