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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
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Content Ranking:#5367
Comment Ranking:#4535
Highest Content Rank:#1451
Highest Comment Rank:#458
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Comment Thumbs: 13305 total,  15269 ,  1964
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Level 141 Content: Faptastic → Level 142 Content: Faptastic
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Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:216886
Times Content Favorited:272 times
Total Comments Made:2041
FJ Points:15505

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#22 - Wow! With a PHD you must be good at computers! i'm gonna go ou… 11/13/2013 on (untitled) -1
#55 - But all the ******* would drink the water! 11/13/2013 on innovation bitch -1
#14 - INPUT: itsmewaffle OUTPUT: THAT NAME IS ALREADY TAKEN…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on (untitled) +16
#25 - mrleopardgecko (11/13/2013) [-]
#81 - ...And my boner's dead. 11/13/2013 on Everyone else is doing it. 0
#31 - Well you're ******* WRONG They mor…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2013 on But But.. John... +5
User avatar #60 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/13/2013) [-]
I thought a lot of soldiers like crossbows and compound bows since the arrows had more mass and carried better through undergrowth?
User avatar #65 - itsmewaffle (11/13/2013) [-]
good luck killing jack shit with a crossbow, or any bow for that matter.
User avatar #73 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/13/2013) [-]
You're kidding, right? Arrows will fuck you up.
User avatar #122 - thesinful (11/13/2013) [-]
It's extremely rare to die quickly from an arrow or bolt. For example, a man got an arrow through his stomach while hunting in Alaska and survived the six hours it took for a helicopter to fly him to a hospital. Because arrows and bolts go into your body and simply stay put, they do a very good job of keeping your blood inside. Conversely, bullets can bounce off your bones and seriously fuck shit up beyond the entry wound.
#11 - Well I ****** your page up with bacon.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on mine nigga +1
#21 - pwnmissilereborn (11/12/2013) [-]
Well I fucked your bacon.
#48 - You just made my dick cringe, Get out. 11/11/2013 on Poprocks +2
#30 - boku no pico  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2013 on Like School Days +22
User avatar #59 - ichies (11/11/2013) [-]
FJ should allow for double thumbs, chuckled yet again at this.
User avatar #34 - ryuggu (11/11/2013) [-]
That's not nice of you...
#33 - Polomaster (11/11/2013) [-]
#26 - This was just on the ******* frontpage I… 11/11/2013 on daddy y 0
#3 - Touch one of them and there'll be panda monium  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on Petting zoo +3
#5 - dustypengwin (11/11/2013) [-]
#25 - hah **** no  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on Proactiv says fuck your... +1
User avatar #26 - pillowhumper (11/11/2013) [-]
well, I mainly use it on my face, chest and back so i don't mind that it's a bit cold when i put it on
#14 - kulula's liveries are the ******* bomb  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on Don't take yourself too... +1
#24 - greenbracelet (11/11/2013) [-]
Is there a plane in that picture? I cant see anything.
#22 - any tips on making this stuff not cold as the ******* …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2013 on Proactiv says fuck your... +1
User avatar #24 - pillowhumper (11/11/2013) [-]
no, you just have to get it over with :/ it says to keep it under 25 degree Celsius (77 Fahrenheit) so i keep it in my fridge, it's cold as balls when i put it on
User avatar #25 - itsmewaffle (11/11/2013) [-]
hah

fuck no
User avatar #26 - pillowhumper (11/11/2013) [-]
well, I mainly use it on my face, chest and back so i don't mind that it's a bit cold when i put it on
#130 - Which is why I said "African population." Then again… 11/10/2013 on Why not? 0
#79 - Well, you see, you have to consider the consequences for peopl…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Why not? +9
#133 - lastsamurai (11/10/2013) [-]
With today's technology, no one travels such distances without a proper radar or communication system.
A simple phone-call saves most of the ships very easily. There's almost no casualties from the ships.
However every shipping that has to do with africa will hurt today's economy, causing a lot more lives. The africans overseas would also hunt whoever did this down.

Africa disappearing tho...why not russia?
#84 - mraye (11/10/2013) [-]
What you're forgetting is that the continent would disappear, but it said nothing about the animals and humans.

So you'd have a bunch of confused black people, rhinos and giraffes standing on the barren mantle wondering what that huge blue wall was, and why it was coming at them so fast.
User avatar #91 - sanguinesolitude (11/10/2013) [-]
and then they would disappear
User avatar #130 - itsmewaffle (11/10/2013) [-]
Which is why I said "African population." Then again considering their stomachs get a pint of water every year, they'd probably drink a shitload of the aformentioned water. Thus lowering the sea level once more. God damn it, Niggers!
#28 - he requires no ass istance from his colleagues  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2013 on He is... +11
#42 - anonymous (11/10/2013) [-]
you gotta be careful or he'll assault you
#24 - **** yeah straya cunts  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2013 on Its a real problem +17
User avatar #29 - therealjc (11/10/2013) [-]
I didn't know every British convict we sent to Australia were from Glasgow...
#28 - hell no no **** your ***… 11/10/2013 on Elmo's World 0
#61 - man, you are a giant faggot. 11/10/2013 on look into my eyes -2
#60 - uh... yes?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2013 on look into my eyes -2
User avatar #62 - zzforrest (11/10/2013) [-]
Then you are wrong.
#39 - that's not how the thumbs system works  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2013 on look into my eyes -2
#40 - zzforrest (11/10/2013) [-]
Do I seem like the kind of person who cares how the thumb system works?
User avatar #60 - itsmewaffle (11/10/2013) [-]
uh...

yes?
User avatar #62 - zzforrest (11/10/2013) [-]
Then you are wrong.
#9 - are you even trying, Lightbulb?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/09/2013 on They're in my freezer +6
#15 - timmity (11/10/2013) [-]
#14 - gersonalvat (11/10/2013) [-]
Lightbulb's trying not to mention the bodies
#12 - anonymous (11/10/2013) [-]
that wasn't a fart
User avatar #10 - thewaronbeingcool (11/10/2013) [-]
Nah, he's ill.
#29 - something tells me you're a faggot  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2013 on look into my eyes -4
#49 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
#47 - halor (11/10/2013) [-]
hmmm, how quaint another person on the internet who seems to believe calling someone a faggot on absolutely no grounds puts them on some pedestal of greatness,go away young troll for my jimmies will not be rustled today...but if you must know i am a gentleman who enjoys women with large posteriors and to this i can not lie
User avatar #61 - itsmewaffle (11/10/2013) [-]
man, you are a giant faggot.
#6 - Picture 11/09/2013 on What I saw in my local... 0
#23 - Thanks to admin's policy changes, I can now say this! …  [+] (20 new replies) 11/09/2013 on look into my eyes -40
User avatar #83 - FightClub (11/10/2013) [-]
+1
User avatar #55 - snakefire (11/10/2013) [-]
the fuck is wrong with you?

No seriously, I've heard your opinion, and now I want you to tell me WHY you feel this way.
#51 - xatrainx (11/10/2013) [-]
_ itsmewaffle used butthurt!

It's not very effective...
_

User avatar #45 - darkangeloffire (11/10/2013) [-]
And I disagree with you.
#42 - superfake (11/10/2013) [-]
You are a waffle. Your opinion is invalid.
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#38 - zzforrest (11/10/2013) [-]
I thumbed you up for being an edgy little cunt ball.
User avatar #39 - itsmewaffle (11/10/2013) [-]
that's not how the thumbs system works
#40 - zzforrest (11/10/2013) [-]
Do I seem like the kind of person who cares how the thumb system works?
User avatar #60 - itsmewaffle (11/10/2013) [-]
uh...

yes?
User avatar #62 - zzforrest (11/10/2013) [-]
Then you are wrong.
User avatar #35 - dosburritos (11/10/2013) [-]
Just because you can post unpopular opinions without consequence doesn't necessarily mean you should
User avatar #28 - halor (11/09/2013) [-]
something tells me you never played pokemon as a child, i personally stopped playing the series around age 13 but with all the stresses of college i felt a little trip back into nostalgia was necessary with the new pokemon series
User avatar #29 - itsmewaffle (11/09/2013) [-]
something tells me you're a faggot
#49 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
#47 - halor (11/10/2013) [-]
hmmm, how quaint another person on the internet who seems to believe calling someone a faggot on absolutely no grounds puts them on some pedestal of greatness,go away young troll for my jimmies will not be rustled today...but if you must know i am a gentleman who enjoys women with large posteriors and to this i can not lie
User avatar #61 - itsmewaffle (11/10/2013) [-]
man, you are a giant faggot.
#27 - nonanonnon (11/09/2013) [-]
As a brony it's such an honor to be compared to the biggest fandom on the internet.
User avatar #26 - heeveejeevees (11/09/2013) [-]
im sorry for your lost
#25 - nonanonnon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #24 - admiralen (11/09/2013) [-]
youre just a pussy, even before his policy you could say whatever you wanted
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User avatar #13 - indonesia (12/10/2014) [-]
Hello, good night from indonesia
also, have a wonderful day, friend.
User avatar #3 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
You can't stop me faggot
User avatar #4 to #3 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
watch me bitch
User avatar #5 to #4 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
What are you gonna do, thumb down all my comments? haha
User avatar #6 to #5 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
i'll just change my IP or proxy your ass
User avatar #7 to #6 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
Proxy my ass? As thumb me down, change your IP, and thumb me down again. Isn't that a bannable offence ;)
User avatar #8 to #7 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
Not as bannable as using adfly links, Fagbag
User avatar #9 to #8 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
Looooooong time ago Admin made a rule banning all ad fly links. But since then he changed it, because he doesn't give a **** .

As for proxy thumbing

1. I'd like to see you try, it would literally take thousands of red thumbs to get me red thumb banned.
2. It's a bannable offence.
User avatar #10 to #9 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
Yeah because my my account is worth jack **** to me. I'm not afraid to get banned.
User avatar #11 to #10 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
There goes that blue name then.

And if you're so tough, like I said, I'd like to see you try. Try to red thumb ban me by proxy thumbing my comments, you literally can't.
Admin stretched the red thumb ban to make it literally impossible to get banned. It's like -10000 or something.
User avatar #12 to #11 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to get you banned, just trying to spread a message.
User avatar #1 - sirslimyscrotum **User deleted account** (11/17/2013) [-]
Hello, Waffle.
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