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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:12/27/2014
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Content Ranking:#5321
Comment Ranking:#4263
Highest Content Rank:#1451
Highest Comment Rank:#458
Content Thumbs: 4286 total,  4655 ,  369
Comment Thumbs: 13329 total,  15301 ,  1972
Content Level Progress: 91% (91/100)
Level 141 Content: Faptastic → Level 142 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 16.4% (164/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:5
Content Views:216915
Times Content Favorited:272 times
Total Comments Made:2045
FJ Points:15524

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#119 - Oh, and nice job anoning you ******* pussy. 03/20/2014 on VICTORY OR SOVNGARDE! 0
#118 - Are you ******* kidding me? Some people … 03/20/2014 on VICTORY OR SOVNGARDE! 0
#35 - What's with all the random links every now and then?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on Part 2 0
User avatar #74 - kahminder (03/20/2014) [-]
For your enjoyment.
#115 - >Does not know how jokes work >Using greentext impro…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/20/2014 on VICTORY OR SOVNGARDE! -2
#121 - spanishninja (03/20/2014) [-]
>implying you can greentext on funnyjunk
>implying he was trying to greentext
>implying you cant use the ">" symbol for other thing that greentext

please, stop being a cunt and go back to 4chan summerfag.
#123 - itsmewaffle (03/20/2014) [-]
By using > you are trying to greentext, since mainstream usage of ">" originated on 4chan. Using the > symbol for anything other than greentexting makes no fucking sense because instead of having anything changed to the text, all you're doing is putting some symbol in front of it that does nothing.

Please, stop being a pretentious asstard who worships 4chan on his spare time and insults it whenever someone disagrees with him.
#124 - spanishninja (03/20/2014) [-]
how dense.

have a good day.
#117 - anonymous (03/20/2014) [-]
>Tries to play it off like he was joking
#119 - itsmewaffle (03/20/2014) [-]
Oh, and nice job anoning you fucking pussy.
#118 - itsmewaffle (03/20/2014) [-]
Are you fucking kidding me?

Some people you are too stupid to insult.
#64 - I'm pretty sure the goat sacrifice was not his comic, and he w… 03/20/2014 on the creative process. +9
#111 - Nice fps there, are you playing on a mac 2?  [+] (8 new replies) 03/20/2014 on VICTORY OR SOVNGARDE! -1
User avatar #114 - enclavexremnant (03/20/2014) [-]
>Does not get how .gIFS work.
#115 - itsmewaffle (03/20/2014) [-]
>Does not know how jokes work
>Using greentext improperly

You sir, are a scrub.
#121 - spanishninja (03/20/2014) [-]
>implying you can greentext on funnyjunk
>implying he was trying to greentext
>implying you cant use the ">" symbol for other thing that greentext

please, stop being a cunt and go back to 4chan summerfag.
#123 - itsmewaffle (03/20/2014) [-]
By using > you are trying to greentext, since mainstream usage of ">" originated on 4chan. Using the > symbol for anything other than greentexting makes no fucking sense because instead of having anything changed to the text, all you're doing is putting some symbol in front of it that does nothing.

Please, stop being a pretentious asstard who worships 4chan on his spare time and insults it whenever someone disagrees with him.
#124 - spanishninja (03/20/2014) [-]
how dense.

have a good day.
#117 - anonymous (03/20/2014) [-]
>Tries to play it off like he was joking
#119 - itsmewaffle (03/20/2014) [-]
Oh, and nice job anoning you fucking pussy.
#118 - itsmewaffle (03/20/2014) [-]
Are you fucking kidding me?

Some people you are too stupid to insult.
#69 - I'LL KILL YOU! 03/20/2014 on Smart creature 0
#50 - thanks for stealing my thunder  [+] (4 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Smart creature +6
User avatar #54 - SirVladimir (03/20/2014) [-]
He stole your last jar of Nutella, too.
User avatar #63 - brucekillah (03/20/2014) [-]
That son of a bitch
User avatar #68 - pickaxe (03/20/2014) [-]
It was delicious
User avatar #69 - itsmewaffle (03/20/2014) [-]
I'LL KILL YOU!
#57 - Refer to comment 20. Happy fapping. 03/20/2014 on Crimeas new general 0
#23 - THE BONER TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Crimeas new general +135
#92 - spetsnazvymple (03/20/2014) [-]
i shall invade Ukraine, and that booty
#46 - PVTDickStryker (03/20/2014) [-]
#17 - WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER 03/19/2014 on Purrfect loop +1
#40 - This'll be useful.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Smart creature +37
#42 - pickaxe (03/20/2014) [-]
because i like it better this way.
User avatar #50 - itsmewaffle (03/20/2014) [-]
thanks for stealing my thunder
User avatar #54 - SirVladimir (03/20/2014) [-]
He stole your last jar of Nutella, too.
User avatar #63 - brucekillah (03/20/2014) [-]
That son of a bitch
User avatar #68 - pickaxe (03/20/2014) [-]
It was delicious
User avatar #69 - itsmewaffle (03/20/2014) [-]
I'LL KILL YOU!
#21 - Quick, report it to the moderators. False advertising… 03/19/2014 on Bruh? +7
#85 - "day" has to be the top of the pyramid because you s…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Fucking Australia -1
User avatar #95 - chimpaflimp (03/18/2014) [-]
Time order.
User avatar #91 - fonestig (03/18/2014) [-]
day is the shortest. year is the longest.
User avatar #187 - hanabro (03/18/2014) [-]
How do you actually say the date? If I were to ask you the full date, what would you say to me?
User avatar #218 - fonestig (03/19/2014) [-]
march 18th although that may be because I'm american
even so i was just trying to be devils advocate. both ways make sense to me.
#71 - this is literally the best gif i've ever witnessed 03/16/2014 on (untitled) +1
#19 - I'm pretty sure you can with a renegade check.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on played once 0
User avatar #20 - twothreefivefive (03/16/2014) [-]
Just read the wiki on it, apparently, Wrex and Eve need to be dead in order to persuade Mordin to stop. Otherwise, the only way to stop him is to shoot him.
#17 - Unless you shot him, or forced him to come with you. …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2014 on played once 0
User avatar #18 - twothreefivefive (03/16/2014) [-]
You can force him to come with you? The fuck?

I like being paragon so I don't do renegade actions.
User avatar #21 - lethallizzie (03/16/2014) [-]
no thats a renegade move..if that happens then the krogan get fucked hard core....
User avatar #19 - itsmewaffle (03/16/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure you can with a renegade check.
User avatar #20 - twothreefivefive (03/16/2014) [-]
Just read the wiki on it, apparently, Wrex and Eve need to be dead in order to persuade Mordin to stop. Otherwise, the only way to stop him is to shoot him.
#74 - Yeah, there isn't an infinite sea of yellow in front of that taxi! 03/16/2014 on Graphics and shit 0
#84 - Or rakata...  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Species +6
#103 - followtheworms (03/14/2014) [-]
Rakata man, they're probably the coolest and most interesting species.
User avatar #101 - psychadelicace (03/14/2014) [-]
it says part 1 at the top i believe
#3758 - **** I MESSED IT UP **** ****… 03/14/2014 on Hawke's profile 0
#3756 - I'mma ball till the day I die  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Hawke's profile 0
User avatar #3757 - Hawke (03/14/2014) [-]
DAY I "FALL"

DAY I FALL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING AMATEUR
User avatar #3758 - itsmewaffle (03/14/2014) [-]
FUCK I MESSED IT UP FUCK FUCK

I'M OFF TO COMMIT SEPPKU, GOD DAMMIT.
#3754 - i got some down bitches I can call.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Hawke's profile 0
User avatar #3755 - Hawke (03/14/2014) [-]
I don't know what I would do without y'all
User avatar #3756 - itsmewaffle (03/14/2014) [-]
I'mma ball till the day I die
User avatar #3757 - Hawke (03/14/2014) [-]
DAY I "FALL"

DAY I FALL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING AMATEUR
User avatar #3758 - itsmewaffle (03/14/2014) [-]
FUCK I MESSED IT UP FUCK FUCK

I'M OFF TO COMMIT SEPPKU, GOD DAMMIT.
#3752 - let it be known that this user is a fan of blazing it…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Hawke's profile 0
User avatar #3753 - Hawke (03/14/2014) [-]
I'm on that good kush and alcohol
User avatar #3754 - itsmewaffle (03/14/2014) [-]
i got some down bitches I can call.
User avatar #3755 - Hawke (03/14/2014) [-]
I don't know what I would do without y'all
User avatar #3756 - itsmewaffle (03/14/2014) [-]
I'mma ball till the day I die
User avatar #3757 - Hawke (03/14/2014) [-]
DAY I "FALL"

DAY I FALL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING AMATEUR
User avatar #3758 - itsmewaffle (03/14/2014) [-]
FUCK I MESSED IT UP FUCK FUCK

I'M OFF TO COMMIT SEPPKU, GOD DAMMIT.
#92 - >Start chrome >look up "Fallout 3 crashes on st… 03/13/2014 on Yup +14
#42 - that's the club penguin viking hat. I can recognize t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on YAY, WE VIKINGS STRONG +7
User avatar #48 - thegrimgenius (03/12/2014) [-]
You. Me. Card-Jitsu, name the server, time and place. I'm Sly-Sasous, and I'll deck u m8.
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User avatar #13 - indonesia (12/10/2014) [-]
Hello, good night from indonesia
also, have a wonderful day, friend.
User avatar #3 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
You can't stop me faggot
User avatar #4 to #3 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
watch me bitch
User avatar #5 to #4 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
What are you gonna do, thumb down all my comments? haha
User avatar #6 to #5 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
i'll just change my IP or proxy your ass
User avatar #7 to #6 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
Proxy my ass? As thumb me down, change your IP, and thumb me down again. Isn't that a bannable offence ;)
User avatar #8 to #7 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
Not as bannable as using adfly links, Fagbag
User avatar #9 to #8 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
Looooooong time ago Admin made a rule banning all ad fly links. But since then he changed it, because he doesn't give a **** .

As for proxy thumbing

1. I'd like to see you try, it would literally take thousands of red thumbs to get me red thumb banned.
2. It's a bannable offence.
User avatar #10 to #9 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
Yeah because my my account is worth jack **** to me. I'm not afraid to get banned.
User avatar #11 to #10 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
There goes that blue name then.

And if you're so tough, like I said, I'd like to see you try. Try to red thumb ban me by proxy thumbing my comments, you literally can't.
Admin stretched the red thumb ban to make it literally impossible to get banned. It's like -10000 or something.
User avatar #12 to #11 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to get you banned, just trying to spread a message.
User avatar #1 - sirslimyscrotum **User deleted account** (11/17/2013) [-]
Hello, Waffle.
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