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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:11/26/2014
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Content Ranking:#5603
Comment Ranking:#7361
Highest Content Rank:#1451
Highest Comment Rank:#458
Content Thumbs: 4274 total,  4643 ,  369
Comment Thumbs: 13066 total,  15023 ,  1957
Content Level Progress: 81% (81/100)
Level 141 Content: Faptastic → Level 142 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 93% (465/500)
Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:5
Content Views:216241
Times Content Favorited:272 times
Total Comments Made:1995
FJ Points:15315

latest user's comments

#12 - wrong album, bitch ***** 03/08/2014 on Education +14
#17 - Proof that things can ALWAYS can get worse. 03/06/2014 on Why what lovely... OH HELL NO 0
#9 - anon, try logging in, those red thumbs will actually be worth … 03/06/2014 on Let's Play Ball +1
#41 - indeed he was and he was kawaii as **** 03/06/2014 on Magic! 0
#19 - now imagine if the cars didn't split.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on the car 0
User avatar #24 - badmotorfinger (03/05/2014) [-]
they would an died
#200 - "forgot" 03/04/2014 on I have three unused servers... +14
#20 - hey look 03/04/2014 on Meanwhile at shit-flinging... +6
#118 - to protect and serve and kill you 03/04/2014 on Much protection +1
#150 - what is this, a gif for ants 03/04/2014 on Oscar First +1
#30 - "I CAN HEAR YOUR PENIS-TIPPED FEET TRAMPING AROUND" … 03/04/2014 on What the fuck? Oh it's her... +1
#45 - Yeah, 'cause they spend all their money on fancy airplanes tha… 03/04/2014 on Ethiopian Coffee is dirt. -1
#66 - Comment deleted 03/02/2014 on Hide N' Seek +2
#71 - that's the joke fedora clad members of society claim … 03/02/2014 on What Would FJ Do? 0
#67 - god damn it every time something sao related is poste… 03/01/2014 on SAO +9
#2 - "I would say no and walk away casually, as I am far too c…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/01/2014 on What Would FJ Do? +298
User avatar #67 - EnemySpy (03/02/2014) [-]
Can't tell if this is serious. Is it euphoric now to not jump through a shitfall of shit to have sex?

'Cause if so, then goddamn internet you have butchered that meme.
User avatar #71 - itsmewaffle (03/02/2014) [-]
that's the joke

fedora clad members of society claim that women don't choose them for whatever reason

but when faced with a situation like the one illustrated, they turn down the opportunity because of the woman's sexual tendencies or because of their dignity or some shit

in short, they're hypocritical.
#52 - bemmo (03/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #46 - weenieandthebutt (03/02/2014) [-]
'Cause you know, some guys actually do have standards.
#95 - angryconklin (03/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 - immabored (03/02/2014) [-]
'Cause you know, some guys actually make jokes.
#2 - OH **** LOOK OUT 03/01/2014 on Dolphin Rape....Wait, What? +4
#56 - I applaud you for finding a picture of a guy ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on That's hot +1
User avatar #57 - alphavsomega (03/01/2014) [-]
You could say it takes some pretty hot pockets I don't even know what I hoped to achieve by saying that.
#1 - defeating a sandwhich only makes it tastier  [+] (6 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Legendary Super Toaster +58
#15 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/01/2014) [-]
#13 - mikoli (03/01/2014) [-]
#8 - pineapplechunkss (03/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - ohhh (03/01/2014) [-]
Motha fucka that's a burrito.
User avatar #23 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/02/2014) [-]
Fuck. I meant burrito.
User avatar #22 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/02/2014) [-]
Are you blind peasant?! The sandwich was defeated then turned into a sandwich!
#2 - I'm pretty angry, but I don't know why. 02/28/2014 on ... 0
#1 - mfw i watch the video and realize I bought the game  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on i don't even +10
User avatar #6 - bigstick (03/03/2014) [-]
What kind of swashbuckler pays for video games
#1 - this **** drives me up the ******* stoplight 02/28/2014 on Would have liked to see... 0
#20 - The problem with the USPS is because they are underfunded as …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on After losing two packages +4
#56 - thempc (03/01/2014) [-]
i remember the post that picture is from
#7 - back always let it cool, my junk hurts pretty bad now  [+] (8 new replies) 02/28/2014 on That's hot +17
User avatar #9 - NoYouCantEatThat (02/28/2014) [-]
pics or gtfo
User avatar #50 - captainrattrap (03/01/2014) [-]
In case anyone is expecting something other than a naked guy fucking a hotpocket...

It's a naked guy fucking a hot pocket.
User avatar #51 - alphavsomega (03/01/2014) [-]
*with a condom
User avatar #52 - captainrattrap (03/01/2014) [-]
Hell no I ain't going back to check.
User avatar #53 - alphavsomega (03/01/2014) [-]
Yeah you are.
#56 - itsmewaffle (03/01/2014) [-]
I applaud you for finding a picture of a guy fucking a hotpocket.

Takes true guts.
User avatar #57 - alphavsomega (03/01/2014) [-]
You could say it takes some pretty hot pockets I don't even know what I hoped to achieve by saying that.
#3 - brb science  [+] (10 new replies) 02/28/2014 on That's hot +19
#14 - Womens Study Major (02/28/2014) [-]
No.
#7 - itsmewaffle (02/28/2014) [-]
back

always let it cool, my junk hurts pretty bad now
User avatar #9 - NoYouCantEatThat (02/28/2014) [-]
pics or gtfo
User avatar #50 - captainrattrap (03/01/2014) [-]
In case anyone is expecting something other than a naked guy fucking a hotpocket...

It's a naked guy fucking a hot pocket.
User avatar #51 - alphavsomega (03/01/2014) [-]
*with a condom
User avatar #52 - captainrattrap (03/01/2014) [-]
Hell no I ain't going back to check.
User avatar #53 - alphavsomega (03/01/2014) [-]
Yeah you are.
#56 - itsmewaffle (03/01/2014) [-]
I applaud you for finding a picture of a guy fucking a hotpocket.

Takes true guts.
User avatar #57 - alphavsomega (03/01/2014) [-]
You could say it takes some pretty hot pockets I don't even know what I hoped to achieve by saying that.
#2 - Comment deleted 02/28/2014 on ALL HAIL 0
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User avatar #3 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
You can't stop me faggot
User avatar #4 to #3 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
watch me bitch
User avatar #5 to #4 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
What are you gonna do, thumb down all my comments? haha
User avatar #6 to #5 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
i'll just change my IP or proxy your ass
User avatar #7 to #6 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
Proxy my ass? As thumb me down, change your IP, and thumb me down again. Isn't that a bannable offence ;)
User avatar #8 to #7 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
Not as bannable as using adfly links, Fagbag
User avatar #9 to #8 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
Looooooong time ago Admin made a rule banning all ad fly links. But since then he changed it, because he doesn't give a **** .

As for proxy thumbing

1. I'd like to see you try, it would literally take thousands of red thumbs to get me red thumb banned.
2. It's a bannable offence.
User avatar #10 to #9 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
Yeah because my my account is worth jack **** to me. I'm not afraid to get banned.
User avatar #11 to #10 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
There goes that blue name then.

And if you're so tough, like I said, I'd like to see you try. Try to red thumb ban me by proxy thumbing my comments, you literally can't.
Admin stretched the red thumb ban to make it literally impossible to get banned. It's like -10000 or something.
User avatar #12 to #11 - itsmewaffle (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to get you banned, just trying to spread a message.
User avatar #1 - sirslimyscrotum **User deleted account** (11/17/2013) [-]
Hello, Waffle.
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