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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:11/28/2014
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Content Ranking:#5337
Comment Ranking:#6669
Highest Content Rank:#1451
Highest Comment Rank:#458
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Level 141 Content: Faptastic → Level 142 Content: Faptastic
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Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
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Total Comments Made:1999
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#539 - "hurrhurr automatic suckzzz1 xDddd!" you ca…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Car Virginity. -3
#595 - adamroth (05/21/2014) [-]
better gas mileage with manual if you know how to drive. its like playing a video game. the only time i wouldnt want stick is if i lived in the city.
#546 - gloogy has deleted their comment.
#549 - ruffntuff (05/21/2014) [-]
it really is... that fella must have his mom drive him around in her kia or else he would know that
User avatar #566 - itsmewaffle (05/21/2014) [-]
So, Twitching your hand every six seconds is superior to the car doing it for you?

Yeah, okay. Fucking hipsters.
#567 - ruffntuff (05/21/2014) [-]
how is driving sticking being a hipster?
it's called being a fucking man, you puss. lol
#568 - ruffntuff (05/21/2014) [-]
stick**
User avatar #571 - itsmewaffle (05/21/2014) [-]
Sure takes a man to stomp on an extra pedal, move the stick and keep driving, huh.
#588 - ruffntuff (05/21/2014) [-]
That's what I'm saying
#30 - Thanks OP. 05/20/2014 on gets me every time +3
#104 - Picture 05/17/2014 on Feels 0
#150 - >canon >not a nikon SCRUB DETECTED. 05/17/2014 on justgirlythings 0
#111 - Yup.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on i dont know what to put in... 0
User avatar #113 - jtjas (05/15/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info but wouldn't it still be called fat man if little boy is just a mod?
#108 - Fat man has a mod named "Little boy kit" Fa…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2014 on i dont know what to put in... 0
#110 - jtjas (05/15/2014) [-]
really whats it do?does it weight less or something?
User avatar #111 - itsmewaffle (05/15/2014) [-]
Yup.
User avatar #113 - jtjas (05/15/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info but wouldn't it still be called fat man if little boy is just a mod?
#104 - you bet your sweet ass I did. 05/14/2014 on She's one of them +3
#15 - I did this to my mom. Replaced the word "the" with &…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2014 on She's one of them 0
User avatar #106 - freakinepic (05/14/2014) [-]
That is chicken most hilarious thing I've ever heard.
#68 - schwerdaddy (05/14/2014) [-]
You sure got her real good!
User avatar #104 - itsmewaffle (05/14/2014) [-]
you bet your sweet ass I did.
#280 - "God dammit pope, get down from there! This is the 4th ti… 05/14/2014 on Good Guy Pope Comp +45
#88 - Let's not bring up the 2015 massacre. That one was truly one t… 05/14/2014 on Facts Facts Facts +1
#81 - Dunno. Mostly because of /b/'s reputation being a magnet for that. 05/14/2014 on All-Natural homegrown manga 0
#79 - moot had an aussie gf and she used the powers bestowed upon he…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2014 on All-Natural homegrown manga +1
User avatar #80 - fantasma (05/14/2014) [-]
Why does all the child porn land on 4Chan?
Really though?
Why are there so many pedophiles following moot?
User avatar #81 - itsmewaffle (05/14/2014) [-]
Dunno. Mostly because of /b/'s reputation being a magnet for that.
#76 - Oh, moot.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/14/2014 on All-Natural homegrown manga +2
User avatar #83 - nocta (05/14/2014) [-]
ohh god i enjoyed that story
#77 - fantasma (05/14/2014) [-]
What really happened.
User avatar #79 - itsmewaffle (05/14/2014) [-]
moot had an aussie gf and she used the powers bestowed upon her to fuck up 4chan. She basically suspended all the janitors powers and for a short while 4chan was flooded with child porn and shit. At least that's the story in one of the replies to that thread.
User avatar #80 - fantasma (05/14/2014) [-]
Why does all the child porn land on 4Chan?
Really though?
Why are there so many pedophiles following moot?
User avatar #81 - itsmewaffle (05/14/2014) [-]
Dunno. Mostly because of /b/'s reputation being a magnet for that.
#116 - Precisely as I said: Horse Thief mile. Guy is ex formula …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2014 on wall slide +1
User avatar #120 - fonestig (05/14/2014) [-]
it appears you are correct
#114 - i'm pretty sure that was done on the horse thief mile, not on …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2014 on wall slide +1
User avatar #116 - itsmewaffle (05/14/2014) [-]
Precisely as I said: Horse Thief mile. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzd6eKvC9mk
Guy is ex formula d, which in layman terms means they are the best drifters.
User avatar #120 - fonestig (05/14/2014) [-]
it appears you are correct
#11 - Oh, and my bro also has to come along too. "HEY … 05/10/2014 on Watch Dogs +145
#10 - Then this happens. 05/10/2014 on work smart not hard +20
#8 - >Try to press the Disk Tray button >Press the power …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Tiny PC +190
#67 - mans (05/10/2014) [-]
and what disc format would that be?
#91 - bumbojumbo (05/10/2014) [-]
My floppy.
User avatar #112 - mans (05/10/2014) [-]
it's gon b ok lil' nigga
#4 - What 05/10/2014 on Ford’s style… +12
#6 - Comment deleted 05/10/2014 on Jet plane filming +28
#10 - Comment deleted 05/10/2014 on wow +4
#7 - Let's see here Boobs? Check. >100 Thumbs? Chec… 05/10/2014 on 10/10 would read. 0
#18 - It's fap time.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2014 on I stole this 0
#22 - Womens Study Major (05/10/2014) [-]
I've been noticing an increase of these pictures, and I can only help but laugh.
#35 - kraagmar (05/10/2014) [-]
#56 - doctordick (05/10/2014) [-]
#95 - Womens Study Major (05/18/2014) [-]
Jesus tapdancing Christ, eh?
#4 - Watch everyone get butthurt about how it's an iPhone.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Tinder done the right way. 0
User avatar #11 - leglesslegolegolas (05/10/2014) [-]
Ew it's an iPhone
User avatar #8 - spartankillerbro (05/10/2014) [-]
Oh hey look its snoop dogg
#67 - >cramming ended more than a year ago >OP Commenter p…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2014 on My Little Breakthrough 0
User avatar #71 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
Fun fact; you see ONE guy, JUST ONE GUY doing it, and suddenly that's 'everybody'.

Way to make yourself look mature mr Waffle.
User avatar #70 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, and there are more people bitching than there are people cramming.
What are you, four?
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User avatar #3 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
You can't stop me faggot
User avatar #4 to #3 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
watch me bitch
User avatar #5 to #4 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
What are you gonna do, thumb down all my comments? haha
User avatar #6 to #5 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
i'll just change my IP or proxy your ass
User avatar #7 to #6 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
Proxy my ass? As thumb me down, change your IP, and thumb me down again. Isn't that a bannable offence ;)
User avatar #8 to #7 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
Not as bannable as using adfly links, Fagbag
User avatar #9 to #8 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
Looooooong time ago Admin made a rule banning all ad fly links. But since then he changed it, because he doesn't give a **** .

As for proxy thumbing

1. I'd like to see you try, it would literally take thousands of red thumbs to get me red thumb banned.
2. It's a bannable offence.
User avatar #10 to #9 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
Yeah because my my account is worth jack **** to me. I'm not afraid to get banned.
User avatar #11 to #10 - orrisicc (02/25/2014) [-]
There goes that blue name then.

And if you're so tough, like I said, I'd like to see you try. Try to red thumb ban me by proxy thumbing my comments, you literally can't.
Admin stretched the red thumb ban to make it literally impossible to get banned. It's like -10000 or something.
User avatar #12 to #11 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to get you banned, just trying to spread a message.
User avatar #1 - sirslimyscrotum **User deleted account** (11/17/2013) [-]
Hello, Waffle.
User avatar #2 to #1 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
hi
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