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|#36 - Wow, I haven't heard anyone refer to the outside world as the … [+] (4 new replies)||11/12/2013 on #NotGay||0|
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|#91 - ran out of replies Yes I do suppose you are right. CA…||11/12/2013 on 51st State||0|
|#88 - I swear to god if it wasn't for America we wouldn't know what … [+] (1 new reply)||11/12/2013 on 51st State||0|
|#80 - Let me get this straight. There used to be Carnivorous Platypu… [+] (13 new replies)||11/12/2013 on This week in science||+31|
#110 - itsmedumbass (11/12/2013) [-]
This recent discovery freaks me out because I am now imagining a platypus running (they move rather fast) or swimming (no escape) at me. They would be the size of a medium sized Labrador and would probably eye a small human as its next meal, maybe they hunted in packs.
#133 - eddymolly (11/12/2013) [-]
And not to mention, they're fucking mental as it is.
They're one of the only mammals to lay eggs, have a poison spur on their heel, which can easily kill a dog, or cause massive incapacitating pain to a human, they have double cone eyes (which no-one actually knows what they do, but we think is probably for "detecting luminance, motion and polarization vision") and can also sense the electricity generated by contracting muscles!
Plus the fact they're some kind of duck/beaver/otter mutant, but thats a given.
|#85 - hue hue [+] (3 new replies)||11/12/2013 on 51st State||0|
|#83 - Hahaha oh god I enjoy conversations like this on FJ. [+] (5 new replies)||11/12/2013 on 51st State||0|
|#81 - Oh my god I know. Why is your food so cheap? [+] (7 new replies)||11/12/2013 on 51st State||0|
|#79 - You would not believe how much money we get off of Banff Natio… [+] (9 new replies)||11/12/2013 on 51st State||0|
|#77 - Yup, and probably eventually for weed and (unfortunately) clean water. [+] (11 new replies)||11/12/2013 on 51st State||0|
|#74 - We got oil, America wants oil, and so they buy it off of us. W… [+] (13 new replies)||11/12/2013 on 51st State||0|
|#70 - Its actually more profitable for both countries if we just con… [+] (15 new replies)||11/12/2013 on 51st State||0|
|#68 - Believe me we ******* wouldn't [+] (24 new replies)||11/12/2013 on 51st State||+2|
#141 - anonymous poster (11/12/2013) [-]
no, it would be more profitable for the US if it got alberta without war.
so owning one more state while getting oil with it? and you don't think that's profitable? also people usually pay taxes... so more income.
also do you think you can compare the canadian profit to the US one? US is a economic beast... no country comes close to it.
#150 - itsmedumbass (11/12/2013) [-]
And to add insult to injury I'm going to inform you that we've also been selling oil and other products to Russia and China and they have both been giving us better deals.
Ohh man I haven't been this angry in a while. Congratulations
#155 - anonymous poster (11/12/2013) [-]
first of all china is america's toy... why? because US is china's biggest trade partner... why would that matter? since China gets most of it's income thru exports, which mostly comes from the US. US decides not to pay china anymore, china goes bankrupt (China has half the income of the US's, give away half of that and china is done for(maybe not half, but close to that))
secondly US's income is the highest of ANY country (28 countries reach the same income...barely) so buying something from a country like Canada (laughable 35 million pop, low income) wouldn't be a hit for a country like the US
#187 - itsmedumbass (11/12/2013) [-]
Ohh little anon stuck around. This is gonna be fun.
First of all I don't think anything you just said has any standing simply for the reason that your government doesn't have any solid idea on how to keep America from declaring bankruptcy, and raising the fiscal ceiling is not a plan its just a way to delay the inevitable. It was quite amusing when America asked if it could borrow Canada's finance minister in a futile hope that he could solve the giant cluster fuck that is your finance system. He declined the offer, no surprise there.
And we all know that America makes more money, its all about having sweat shops and lieing through your teeth. Canada doesn't make huge amounts of money because we do not buy things we do not need. For instance America does not need a stupidly big army to pay for, but that does not stop it from taking money out of public schooling and healthcare to pay for it. Oh and don't blame Obama for your problems, he is actually spending less than the presidents before him.
So much more can be said, so much more.
#230 - anonymous poster (11/13/2013) [-]
yea sure america is a place full of sweatshops and everyone is lying... canada is totally nice and everyone is happy (i assume you are canadian, but you don't seem nice... and you keep lying...) riiiight
wait you point is that Canada makes less money, because it doesn't buy things and doesn't spend money on their military.... that is some weird logic
the US does not take money from either healthcare nor public schooling. the whole government shutdown was because they wanted to push a "better" healthcare system. but again, you must be right and not just making it up.
i never blamed obama for anything... but you know, you should stop believe everything you see from the media, they make a big deal from everything just to get more money.
#234 - itsmedumbass (11/13/2013) [-]
I was talking about the sweatshops you use over seas, and that your politicians lie, jeez you people can be stupid. I'm not saying ours don't because they do, they just don't do it as much as yours do. Also by believing that all Canadian are nice and polite you are instantly showing the world that you are stupid enough to believe in stereotypes.
We save our money, is that so hard to understand.
Also its been proven that you siphon from schooling and healthcare, its useless to argue against that.
I was just telling you not to blame Obama before you actually did.
#236 - anonymous poster (11/13/2013) [-]
if you mean sweatshops like in China and places like that, then yea it might be true, however name ONE country that doesn't have any of those. go on.
US politicans lie... which one aren't? If you keep saying "not like ours don't, because they do" then don't bring it up for a point against another country.
Oh nice for you, so you save your money, because US doesn't have reserves, right?
You said they take away from money, i assumed you meant they grant them less money, which is NOT true. Sure they don't give them more either (actually US spends much more on healthcare than Canada for example)
#239 - itsmedumbass (11/13/2013) [-]
This is conversation is going nowhere.
Canada spends less money on our healthcare because we have a different plan than America, we don't need to spend a lot of money on it.
Also I mentioned that our politicians don't lie because if I didn't you would have thrown that against me.
#242 - anonymous poster (11/13/2013) [-]
but why bring up a point against a country when that is the same in your and almost every (if not all) country?
#237 - anonymous poster (11/13/2013) [-]
*money from them
#244 - anonymous poster (11/13/2013) [-]
oh so you meant saving money as in paying less for something instead of saving it for later? okay
#216 - anonymous poster (11/13/2013) [-]
and i took you seriously... can't after this comment.
it was far from going bankrupt, they have their own "inhouse" limit for debt, which they reached, they also flipped their shit that their debt-to-income reached 100%, but guess what the US has debt-to-gdp ratio of 106% which is not that bad. UK has 406%, Germany has 142%. (canada has low debt (around 1 trillion but already at 64%, (really fuckin low)))
oh but yea i forgot, the media said it's a pretty big deal
the US spends on military because it can, but in "real" (so not in some iraq infantry fight (hah land units the weakest type)) their overwhelming forces would come in handy
#229 - itsmedumbass (11/13/2013) [-]
Ahhh everyone's getting mad at me, wonderful.
And I'll admit that I did some low blows, and so I'll get back to the real point at hand.
If America wanted to buy Alberta (which it really won't) we would ask for a shit load of money, and then we'd get it back through some under hand deal. However you said earlier that it would be more profitable for America to buy Alberta from Canada and you don't know how wrong you are. That would only work if Canadians we sane, and believe me we aren't. Albertans would end up torching everything, and I mean everything.
#232 - anonymous poster (11/13/2013) [-]
i'm not mad, because sorry for saying this people like you are hardly anything to get mad for... not one point of yours against the US is actually true, even if it was why i would i get mad for dissing a country for jealousy (why else i wonder)
#233 - itsmedumbass (11/13/2013) [-]
OHHHH It finally makes sense, I'm talking to two different people. Also I was talking about the people who were thumbing me down, not you. Also I'm not taking this conversation seriously because you are an anon, just a face in a crowd.
I'll admit that some of my bolder claims might have been blown out of proportion and its obvious that you are an American and that its your patriotic duty to defend your countries honor, even if its on the internet. However A good portion of my claims are built upon facts. Also I doubt you'll get a new healthcare plan, there are two many idiots in your government (I'm not saying that we don't have idiots of ourselves).
Also why would I want to be American, seriously the vast majority of Canadians think the idea of becoming American is worse than death.
#235 - anonymous poster (11/13/2013) [-]
which claim of yours was based on these "facts"? the bankruptcy one? which would not be a real fact, since the US was like i said far away to actually become bankrupt, that was only what the media kept saying. Sweatshops, lying? true facts? right. or your weird logic on how a country makes money by spending shitload of money on military and things they don't want? the fact that the US is China's toy, while China get's most of it's money from the US and it's income relies on it? please tell me which one....
I don't know about Canada's finance minister getting borrowed by the US... all i heard the since UK is in deep shit they want you finance minister to solve it for them (oh btw, UK is in a really really deep shit... US is not)
#238 - itsmedumbass (11/13/2013) [-]
Ok we have both been misreading our comments. I can see that clear as day and I also realize that neither of us are gonna win.
I said that Canada does not spend stupid amounts of money on our army, so by doing so we area saving money for other endeavors.
I said 'toy' because America gets the vast majority of its products from China, thus causing China to have a hold on America.
Its also obvious that we are both getting our facts from different sources.
#243 - anonymous poster (11/13/2013) [-]
oh wait sorry... I actually really misread that. for some reason i read "For instance Canada" instead of "For instance America"
#241 - anonymous poster (11/13/2013) [-]
you said "Canada doesn't make huge amounts of money because we do not buy things we do not need. For instance America does not need a stupidly big army to pay for, but that does not stop it from taking money out of public schooling and healthcare to pay for it. "
not one actually important stuff comes from china (as in nothing that incase of a war would hurt the country) so no, no hold here.
you seem to get yours from the TV mostly. but agree let's stop.
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#36 - itsmedumbass (11/12/2013) [-]
Although you are not going to believe me I still feel the need to inform you that I do have a very active life that takes place 'offline' and I have come into contact with the substance known as dirt. I understand that you have assumed that I am talking about his right hand that has obviously been dirtied, however I was talking about his actual arm and how it seemed to be a little swollen and a peculiar red color.
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