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#210 - The true use of it is primarily by men, mainly boyfriends refe… 02/22/2015 on When you are the only senator. 0
#42 - Especially when she was all coked up in the fifth season and g… 02/21/2015 on Pam is a Beast! +31
#22 - Holmes is Phone? Downey really downplayed his disguises 02/19/2015 on K +1
#24 - Trap refers to an urban residence or comunity, usually one whe…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Black Tumblr Comp 2 +4
#25 - ohemgeezus (02/19/2015) [-]
Ahhhh, that makes sense now. I saw the post on here a couple hours ago about "selling outside a trap" and I figured it meant a police station, plus I remember seeing someone say it meant police station before. I'd thumb you up if I could
#50 - Thanks, swimmingprodigy. 02/18/2015 on Hipsters talk about 4chan +3
#141 - Idk how you can see the difference, cause i cannot... But… 02/17/2015 on List your 3 favorite items 0
#7 - Would have been quite the twist if there was a 'Boom" in … 02/17/2015 on Top Gear in a nutshell +35
#18 - Mfw when enjoying the american staple that is the pop tart atm…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Transfat and Freedom +6
#29 - synthane (02/17/2015) [-]
I like the chocolate pop tarts. It seems like they should be nasty, but they are pretty good. You just need to make sure to get some exercise that day or you will gain insta-weight.
#26 - montykarl (02/17/2015) [-]
Blueberry is always a fine choice, but the greatest pop tart is the strawberry iced with sprinkles, with butter on top (unless they still make wildberry).

Of course, this point is moot if there are the heavenly toaster strudels in the room.
#94 - dangler (02/17/2015) [-]
Fuck off cunt strawberry is shit and the butter goes on the bottom It must be toasted, flipped icing-side-down, slathered with butter, and then microwaved very shortly to allow the butter to soak in.

Also Wild Cherry is objectively the best flavor. Blueberry, Blueberry Muffin, and Vanilla Shake all tied for second.

Also I will shit down your cunt for some goddamn Toaster Strudels holy shit that shit's good
#104 - I though red text was unavailable.. Was i always wrong, or is …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2015 on List your 3 favorite items 0
#140 - flixoe (02/17/2015) [-]
It isn't admin red.
User avatar #141 - itsjustblaze (02/17/2015) [-]
Idk how you can see the difference, cause i cannot...
But can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch!?
Is it the cinnamon swirls in every bite?
#27 - Picture 02/17/2015 on List your 3 favorite items +14

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User avatar #4 - muffintime (09/22/2014) [-]
wtf, you bought my crystal treasure you little bitch? who the **** do you think you are you little cunt ****** **** cum stain. **** you bitch ass pussy lip slut. it was my treasure you ****** goblin.

I'm jk Im just really drunk and saw the notification in my alerts, can you post a picture of your dog?
#5 to #4 - itsjustblaze (09/23/2014) [-]
Haha, im drinkin right now. I hope i get on that level by the nights end. But if you want a sexy bitch, ill give you a sexy bitch
User avatar #2 - someponynew (07/06/2014) [-]
Dude, I really appreciate your existence, and believe that your knowledge of The Simpsons episodes is awesome.
User avatar #3 to #2 - itsjustblaze (07/06/2014) [-]
Haha, i appreciate that, but i just did it the one time cause i recognized it. The real master is Underporches. Show him the love
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