Always see your comments and it makes me smile to see ya ^-^~<3 As a fish main to a squirrel main i tip my hat ;P

Eyy, thanks. I really appreciate that.

Tip that Rabbadon's all ya want.

Have you taken care of that settlement yet?

I... I don't play fallout 4...

How do I drop this quest help.

By finishing it

C-can I uninstall now?

Yeah I got a few. I would like to know where you got the idea to shove your erect cock into one of the most sleaziest websites to grace this Earth, and then take your cock and rub it, and by the action of rubbing it you ejaculate a fresh, new, absolutely horrid themed account that, like the others, will only serve to spread misery and woeful despondence onto the already beaten and dismayed peoples of this off-the-beaten-track website? Also what I'd like to know is what the **** are you ******* doing you ******* bastard? Did you see ******* 'totally(autismic)tito' or 'skeletor(fails to)explains' and this grand manifest destiny to ******** relentlessly on said website graced your corrupted mind? One final question; what's your purpose? Are you trying to get 'popular' and get hordes of pinkies? I'll tell you what, you only get pinkies on this site as a themed account if you let people **** you in the ass (exhibit A; totallytito/skeletor) or relentlessly proxy thumb so you can look popular (exhibit B; skullgirls).

Not even gon' read the whole thing.

You know you can opt to "hide all" for specific users, right? Not to mention blocking the user if you don't wanna see him/her in your content.

Thank you for the dedicated hate, though. Good to know you care enough to type that.

I'm asking a question tho.

I got the idea one day out of the blue and decided to carry it out.

Why here? Because themed accounts were alright here and I had been part of the website for a copuple of years.

As I said, if you don't like themed accounts just "hide all". Not so complicated.

Am I gonna stop? Not for now, no. I might get bored of it. Don't count on that for now, though.

You forgot to tell me your purpose.

Because I like the character.
Because I wanted to try having a relatively OK themed account.
Because it's something to do.

Sounds like you need a hobby.

And hey, here it is.

My girlfriend is embroidering a little Gnar patch for me and we can't really find some good good reference images, can you help senor

I'll dump a bunch but I think this would be the best option for that.

oh yessir please do, and that one is very good

Also, don't look more of this artist unless you want to end up with a terrible fate.

>>89,
Yeah I think these are the best options for ya. Hope it's useful.
Right Click>Show Controls to pause this one and use a single frame of it.

Thanks!

No problem, buddy.

I was gonna use this as a reaction only but realized it's also possibly a good pick. God speed.

So do you actually play the game or you just enjoy the mascot bit?

I do play the game most of my free time.

But I also enjoy the mascot bit.

Do you do ranked at all?

I'm currently on a 9-game win streak with Rumble...

But I'm still a silverfag.

I just hit Plat. Rumble is a lot of fun. Really good if you get ahead. Can dominate the game

Yeah, winning lane is amazing with him. Especially in silver since most players don't know how to manage against him and his ult. Most times I get ganked I end up killing both opponents anyways.

I play more Duo than Solo so my partner camps my lane, giving me an amazing head start.

I hope to get to Gold before 11/11.

I'm gonna try for Diamond personally. I'm an ADC main, and I worked my ass off for plat. I recently went against high plats for 3 of my games. The lucian game I left lane 7/1/something. Here.

na.op.gg/summoner/userName=Fulma+Futanari

The Lucian, Vayne, Tristana game.

Maining ADC and/or Jungle is the best to rank up fast carrying games...

Toplane, however, most times must watch in horror while his ADC starts ******* up the game while Teleport is in cooldown.

It happens so often, it hurts.

Good thing Rumble has helped me correct my Botlane's mistakes but still.

Why do you think I main ADC now? Lol I was so sick of seeing it happen and I knew I could do better, so I ******* did,.

I can't ADC for **** .
I've tried so much to be ADC so I can carry my games but the mechanics of most ADC champs don't appeal to me.
Here's why:
I really like Quinn but she's not meta.
Draven is kinda hard to use in general.
I have to try WAY TOO HARD to play Vayne.
I don't like Jinx.
Graves and Lucian are nice champs and I like to play them but I **** up a lot.
I don't like the play-style of Tristana
I haven't tried Sivir yet.
Kalista's passive makes my hand hurt from moving my mouse so much.
Ashe is alright but I can't get her stacks to benefit me.
Miss Fortune is boring.
And I haven't tried the rest.

Long story short: I'm pretty bad as squishy champs.

ayy stalking profiles brings you places

just ask if you want help, I ******* love talking about this ****

Vayne and Kalista are amazing right now, but both require you to have lots of experience as AD carry, which is why the people that do play them usually pubstomp
they're fun

At the moment I'm not interesting in maining ADC because, as I said earlier in these replies, Rumble is my One Trick Pony at the moment.

If I ever need anything, I'll ask you for a few tips.

In fact, just so I have it clear, how the **** do you manage having so little health and sustain as an ADC?

By being what everyone spills their effort into, basically
Nowadays losing botlane can ruin the game, of course depends of level of play, but losing bot tower = losing dragon control, mid tower and botside control overall
Not fun

But AD carries typically are what deal the most damage late game (due to crits and scalings, mostly), so a lot goes to peeling/protecting the bugger to let him deal said damage
Of course they're not everything, but they play a larger role damage-wise than the others late game, except if the mages are something like Karthus

ALthough them only being super useful late game has caused a lot of complaints, as of them being the "worst" role currently, which I would agree with, if Kalista or Vayne didn't exist
Those two are extremely powerful with one single item, most of the others struggle without having 2-3 of them, which makes their problem taking too long to be relevant (TP ganks from top and junglers with presence make it harder; **** you Rek'Sai)

But yeah, it's a good role to learn, and feels really good once you get the bases down, but it's a very frustrating experience getting used to the kiting, dodging, juking, positioning aaaand dealing damage while doing all of those at once.

Wow, thanks for the help, man.

I'll catch up to you if I need anything else.

No problem
ALso take whatever advice you hear with a grain of salt, everyone has different experiences, amount of experience, and all that, with the game
Also, try using attack move & attack champions only
don't necessarily use them all the time, but they're useful to have as an off thing (can't play ad carry without attack move though)

attack champions only is nearly necessary for junglers that abuse of walls, and pick/catch champions
Lee Sin, Fiddlesticks, Blitzcrank, those ******* that can sit in the wraith camp and murder you from it

Playing ADC will get you used to overall mechanics in the game, as of fighting, so it's nice
Also, attack move.

I used to love tanking. Then I found my love for doing **** tons of damage.

I like going balanced. I can pick up some kills and not be cannon fodder.

When is Gnar not adorable?

Gee, let's see...

Um, /joke in mega, maybe?

I dunno.

Eh?

Well, I mean, look at it. It's like going from a cute rat to a crack-whore monstrosity.

O-OH.

I-I see now.

Well then.

Draven?

Yes.

aaah, i love that hellish abomination

Sometimes I only press CTRL+1 for that jump only.

I don't know why that was so funny but it was.

only funny thing is being a Soraka

I've actually discussed that many times in different FJ posts when people brought it up.

The evidence is there.

Yet I'm too lazy to find and link you these posts.

On a side note, that pic is pretty cute.

You're pretty cute

Daww you bastard don't make me blush.

how about this

lulu is great
gnar is great
together they're the best

I can take that.

My guide on how to play gnar:

CTRL + 3 CTRL + 3 CTRL + 3 CTRL + 3 CTRL + 3 CTRL + 3 CTRL + 3 CTRL + 3

My guide on how to play lulu:

CTRL + 4 CTRL + 4 CTRL + 4 CTRL + 4 CTRL + 4 CTRL + 4

Am I doing that right?

Might need to add a few more steps to each combo but yeah, that's pretty much how it goes.

Also i got best summoner name too

I'm currently looking to change my LAN (Main) account name to "Dandy Yordle" because that's the one I have on the PBE, which I started liking. I still need about 7000 IP to do that. And matchmaking ain't helping me get that IP either since I'm being set with pretty bad teams lately ;_;

Bad teams are the worst when you're a support main

>Go in to save the ADC's life
>Die but the ADC gets away
>ADC runs back in and dies
I sacrifice myself to save others, end up with a bad kda and my team blames me for feeding

Couldn't help but post this. Season one ran into this guy. Might be a nice addition for funny names. Wanted to say hi to my favourite yordle.

That was a good one.

And hello bb.

bard pitt

They moved them?

I'm gonna check if my ping is OK there today. I'll notify you with the results.

also for christmas

Cute AF.

Alright buddy, it's around 158 ping which is close to what I get on PBE. Imma IM you my summoner's name on NA so we can play a match or whatever.

Okay my summoner name is astral nurse give me a message

yeah they moved them closer to he middle of the country from the entire west side from what i heard its a huge improvement
trust me i know i can tell a huge different

Oh and you gotta watch out for hard CC. It stops you from being able to do most of her combos.

Easy to counter if the one playing her doesn't make the best out of the E and the tentacles.

She can deal a **** ton of damage if the soul is positioned correctly. Knowing more or less where your tentacles will spawn is also useful. She's pretty strong anyway. Easy to use but hard to master.

Being able to make a **** ton of Snu Snu and tentacle rape jokes is a big plus though.

I now played her once against garen who couldn't do ******** and needed his jungle just to chase me away. which was a lot of fun.

I do quite enjoy how she plays with the tentecals. I taught she was going to be really boring.

Yeah cc is a bitch.

And yeah she is the perfect combo. She snu snu's the guys and tentecale rapes the girls.

The guys can even have 2 at the same time. snu snu and tentecale rape *Pour guy who will ever get that to him*

When the enemy has no idea how to avoid any of her attacks, she's pretty devastating. You need to be informed of how she works to fight her off. I think knowing more or less when she is vulnerable and when she is strong is very important for both the user and the enemy.

But she's hella fun anyways. Even more when you turn the tables by popping a ult and slamming bitches with ~4 tentacles plus double damage from a soul.

Well of course i am in the learning phase. But it does show off how the character works and i do like how she plays. The only thing i am unsure about is her build order and skill order.

Indeed. has not yet happen but 2 people was already fun so i imagine 4 being amazing.

Also if i went to far with the snu snu joke then do pls tell. I tend to go to far and i want to control that a little better.

Snu snu jokes never go too far, buddy.

You gotta spam them every match. Show them power and make them fear broken pelvises.

Just saying. You never know.

Every time i beat a male champ taunt on there body. Until there body's turning into powder and they get reborn for another round.

But i am gonna play her a lot more toplane. she hella fun. *I get payed in snu snu to promote her*

na.leagueoflegends.com/en/page/pbe-faq

The first two questions from the "Getting Started" section have all the info about it. Take a look at those.

***** cute doe

I ******* know, I love it.

I do hate one thing thats happened recently, Sorakas been regarded as a "hyper-carry" and now people know to target me because of this new found knowledge

You main raka?

Well, she is pretty strong at the moment. That's why I prefer champs which can tank enough to avoid most confrontations.

Soraka - Sona - Karthus
are my primary mains, i tend to cycle around those 3
hbu?

But I think the champs I consider my mains are:

1. Gnar
2. Garen
3. Nautilus
4. Rumble The champ with which I got the best KDA and win ratio.
5. Volibear/Shyvana/Xin Zhao Clustered in 5th place because I don't play them much.

I don't really know, though. I went a long time without knowing who my main was, even when I got to lvl 30. I think Gnar, Garen and Nautilus are my main mains.

just played a ranked game where me and my friend had gone botlane as ashe soraka against Miss Fortune Sona. at 3 minutes in he gotta double 5 minutes in he got another double at 8 minutes he got yet another and Miss fortune called me an god damn piece of **** scrub.
During these engages he auto'd them and launched the occasional w while i just sat behind him eating biscuits and clicking w on him

I played a match where my botlane was losing against a solo braum since his Vayne was AFK. We could've lost that match. 4v5 and the ******* were just blaming each other for Draven's **** .

We won but it could've gone so wrong.

braum 2 stronk, what are you upto now?

Actually gonna sleep now. I need to raise that 4 LP tomorrow.

Right now, I usually go for Black Cleaver and Frozen Mallet as the core items. The rest is fully situational.

Oh come one man you'll make me blush.

Rising up in ranks and feeling good in general. How you doin'?

Actually just got off my wii u, I just adore playing for glory and playing ganon.
So many mistakes someone can make until they fly away at the speed of light off the stage.
I think we talked about something similar. Who did you play again

On WiiU I main Ike, Link and Captain Falcon. I also like Greninja.

Maybe we should play some time... Ike is ganons highest counter i cry

I... I don't have a WiiU though. I only play SSB4 over at a friend's house.

Is there anything I can play with y'all, god damn. Hello darkness my old friend.

ADAPT OR DIE

JK. Do you main Singed yourself?

Yeah man, times are tough for Singed mains, have been for the past few years really. Gnar/Lulu being meta top is the worst **** imaginable.

We were playing on a custom match with some buddies and one of them went singed. He basically did whatever he wanted in the map and still **** up enemies if they played Chase the Singed. I don't feel like he's that weak as long as you can position yourself so that you force enemies to walk through your poison.

The problem isn't that kind of stuff really, it's just surviving lane and when you come out of lane, dealing with most people having a lot of healing to counteract your poison. Also the new masteries aren't really great on him to be honest, along with all his core items of Rylais/Liandries/DMP being nerfed.

I'm playing it right now, it's so good.

Snu Snu is only in the files already, not technically live. She'll be up for purchase this Thursday.

But she went live, it says shes actually in the game right now

Oh wow what? Just logged in to check and I guess you're right.

Here comes the Snu Snu.

That looks cute as **** to be honest. And Mega looks ******* badass. I'll try it later today.


PS: Your image ****** up there :v

Makes me happy

It's not on the PBE yet. I'll try it when it comes out then.

it suppose to be on there. It got updated today

I'll just keep logging in and out then.

Hey.

So uh, do you come here often?

Often enough

Enough? For what?

I didn't get to play much due to finals And that had a lot of personal issues in and out of itself so I still ended up on Silver 3.

Currently at 99 83 LP **** you, Garen-I-just-played-a-match-with . Hoping to get to gold before pre-season ends. Since I have a PBE account now I'm better prepared with new patches; so it's not so unlikely.

Whats your summoners rift name on the normal server? Maybe we could play a game some time.

Well, do you play on LAN?

:|?

I dont know what you're asking. Have mercy on me

Sorry to keep ya waiting I was eating.
NA is north North America server. Assuming you're on the US you probably play there.

I play on LAN: the Latin America North server. Playing in NA causes me to lag a lot and it's not nice in general.

The PBE doesn't affect me as much.

so... im guessing we cant play :|

Not unless you get a PBE account, I guess.

Which is fairly easy if you've got your NA account on lvl 30. Just a waiting matter.

>"You expected some cute girl?"
>"It's me, Saber!"

That sounds pretty redundant.

but the mighty king of knights is never redundant

Sorry this took so long to reply to.

Thanks, buddy. Really appreciate that.

I've dropped it lately a bit because i´m studying for finals. I might play some today though. Once that's done I'll get back on track.

Do you play on LAN?

LAN doesn't have PBE applications yet as far as I'm aware.

Wait OK something happened and although I'm not even LvL 30 in my old NA account I got accepted to the PBE anyways. Strange.

And you can't create a PBE account if you're on a server other than NA, EUW or EUNA. But anyways, I'm creating an account now.

I think I didn't do my research well...

Well I'll be creating an account today. I'll send you a message later to see if we can play toghether, bud.

Bonus points for attempting.

thanks memester

kill yourself

A theme'd account ****** thinks I'M trying

******** *

You must admit, you're themed to certain degree.

Using reaction pictures that reference the setting of your profile and all.

Feeling OK there? Sounds like you need to get something off your chest.

Well my name isn't michiru so no, im not theme'd technically.

but yeah, i use a lot of michiru reaction images.

better than being a ******* league of lesbian tard

I did say to a degree.

Plus, it's not like Anime and Leeg aren't in the same situation regarding people's perspectives on it.

Pretty true.

I'm just jelly that theme'd accounts just spring up and get a ******** of thumbs for **** people usually say, but normal accounts get like 5 thumbs while themes get like 200

Well I personally decided to make this account just for the heck of it

But I do realize you get more recognition because of it.

The best.

>Not Kshaa his ass with Q and Reeshoova close to his farm to keep him off the CS.

Casul.

Jk bby. Yeah it's pretty fun to turn the tables while going mega.

The best moment I've ever had was versus an Irelia.

She was struggling against me pre-6, playing so safe the only thing I could do was attempt to hit her with the occasional Q.

We hit 6, and I could see in her mind the following thoughts go through.

"I am almost full HP."
"He is almost full HP."
"I can dash close using minions, thus negating any harass advantage he has."
"My damage and self-heal means I can beat him 1v1."
"I have flash still up, so he can't run away."

She tried her plan. I just mega'd.

The burst alone was enough to take her from nearly 100% down to 20%. I then auto attacked her as she she tried to escape. She thought she was safe under tower at 5%, and that's when my Q came off cooldown.

"All:ButtHurtTop(Irelai): Your ******* damage needs a nerf"


Gnar really is the BEST CHAMPION.