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Rules for poker.
1. rolling doesn't start until all bets are collected.
2. 5 card draw rules. roll 5, choose up to 3 to replace, roll replacements.
3. Winning hand wins all of the pot.
4. only those that bet can play.
5. I hold all bets and host the game, i can be told apart from fakes by my cerberus.

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#314 - Sorry but my girl wants me to keep it a single. you can make y… 03/28/2013 on itemspokerdealer's profile 0
#3401236 - Good night all, i'm going to my other profile and letting the …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Play items 0
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#3401258 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
I need you to resend it. I fucking forgot.
#3401249 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
Goodnight, bud.


< My exact facial expression when it happened.
I was in a state of confusion and happiness.
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#3401248 - bumbie (03/28/2013) [-]
goodnight
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#3401239 - sproosemoose (03/28/2013) [-]
good night man :)
#3401210 - ******* HELL JMANISPIMPING YOU WIN **** IT YOU ******* WIN 03/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3401200 - Will the following players post hands here: bumbie, jmanispimp…  [+] (17 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Play items 0
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#3401235 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
I feel so bad. So bad.

I wanted to win. But not like this damnit!
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#3401215 - lissiexoxobear (03/28/2013) [-]
**lissiexoxobear rolls 84,659** why the fuck not
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#3401217 - lissiexoxobear (03/28/2013) [-]
**lissiexoxobear rolls 6** replace 4
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#3401205 - bumbie (03/28/2013) [-]
**bumbie rolls 63,874**
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#3401209 - bumbie (03/28/2013) [-]
**bumbie rolls 5** replace 3
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#3401202 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
**jmanispimping rolls 11,111**


Don't forget to send me the credentials.
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#3401226 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
From that day on he was known ass " That asshole who rolled that roll, that rolly roll, rolly rolly roll"

fixed for vosdiligunt
#3401218 - jmanispimping has deleted their comment.
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#3401214 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
ACTIVATE AUTO-HAND MODE
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#3401212 - bumbie (03/28/2013) [-]
i did what i wanted, still fck u
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#3401211 - ing (03/28/2013) [-]
What the fuck
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#3401210 - itemspokerdealer (03/28/2013) [-]
FUCKING HELL JMANISPIMPING YOU WIN FUCK IT YOU FUCKING WIN
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#3401208 - lissiexoxobear (03/28/2013) [-]
rigged deck...
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#3401206 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
FUCKING GIVE UP!
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#3401207 - bumbie (03/28/2013) [-]
NEVER!
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#3401204 - bumbie (03/28/2013) [-]
i hate you
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#3401203 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
I win. Game over.
#3401198 - Come on people i only have 3 players. Join in. 03/28/2013 on Play items +1
#3401197 - Ok poker players, this is my last game for the night. The bet … 03/28/2013 on Play items +1
#3401190 - But how much?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on Play items 0
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#3401193 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
You could apply betting ranks before each game

Amateur game: 20 tokens of any type
Average game: 35 tokens of any type
High roller game: 50 tokens of any type

Championship matches: 100 tokens.

#3401179 - Hey poker players, how would you feel about betting tokens lik…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Play items 0
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#3401187 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
Sounds cool .I would like that a lot.
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#3401190 - itemspokerdealer (03/28/2013) [-]
But how much?
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#3401193 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
You could apply betting ranks before each game

Amateur game: 20 tokens of any type
Average game: 35 tokens of any type
High roller game: 50 tokens of any type

Championship matches: 100 tokens.

#3401177 - Okay 03/28/2013 on Play items +1
#3401174 - 0 counts as 10 in the hand. since there are no face cards.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Play items +1
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#3401176 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
I'm aware, it took me a second to figure it out.
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#3401177 - itemspokerdealer (03/28/2013) [-]
Okay