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Rules for poker.
1. rolling doesn't start until all bets are collected.
2. 5 card draw rules. roll 5, choose up to 3 to replace, roll replacements.
3. Winning hand wins all of the pot.
4. only those that bet can play.
5. I hold all bets and host the game, i can be told apart from fakes by my cerberus.

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#314 - Sorry but my girl wants me to keep it a single. you can make y… 03/28/2013 on itemspokerdealer's profile 0
#3401236 - Good night all, i'm going to my other profile and letting the …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3401258 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
I need you to resend it. I fucking forgot.
#3401249 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
Goodnight, bud.


< My exact facial expression when it happened.
I was in a state of confusion and happiness.
User avatar #3401248 - bumbie (03/28/2013) [-]
goodnight
User avatar #3401239 - sproosemoose (03/28/2013) [-]
good night man :)
#3401210 - ******* HELL JMANISPIMPING YOU WIN **** … 03/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3401200 - Will the following players post hands here: bumbie, jmanispimp…  [+] (17 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3401235 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
I feel so bad. So bad.

I wanted to win. But not like this damnit!
User avatar #3401215 - lissiexoxobear (03/28/2013) [-]
**lissiexoxobear rolls 84,659** why the fuck not
User avatar #3401217 - lissiexoxobear (03/28/2013) [-]
**lissiexoxobear rolls 6** replace 4
User avatar #3401205 - bumbie (03/28/2013) [-]
**bumbie rolls 63,874**
User avatar #3401209 - bumbie (03/28/2013) [-]
**bumbie rolls 5** replace 3
User avatar #3401202 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
**jmanispimping rolls 11,111**


Don't forget to send me the credentials.
User avatar #3401226 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
From that day on he was known ass " That asshole who rolled that roll, that rolly roll, rolly rolly roll"

fixed for vosdiligunt
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User avatar #3401214 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
ACTIVATE AUTO-HAND MODE
User avatar #3401212 - bumbie (03/28/2013) [-]
i did what i wanted, still fck u
User avatar #3401211 - ing (03/28/2013) [-]
What the fuck
User avatar #3401210 - itemspokerdealer (03/28/2013) [-]
FUCKING HELL JMANISPIMPING YOU WIN FUCK IT YOU FUCKING WIN
User avatar #3401208 - lissiexoxobear (03/28/2013) [-]
rigged deck...
User avatar #3401206 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
FUCKING GIVE UP!
User avatar #3401207 - bumbie (03/28/2013) [-]
NEVER!
User avatar #3401204 - bumbie (03/28/2013) [-]
i hate you
User avatar #3401203 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
I win. Game over.
#3401198 - Come on people i only have 3 players. Join in. 03/28/2013 on Play items +1
#3401197 - Ok poker players, this is my last game for the night. The bet … 03/28/2013 on Play items +1
#3401190 - But how much?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3401193 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
You could apply betting ranks before each game

Amateur game: 20 tokens of any type
Average game: 35 tokens of any type
High roller game: 50 tokens of any type

Championship matches: 100 tokens.

#3401179 - Hey poker players, how would you feel about betting tokens lik…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3401187 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
Sounds cool .I would like that a lot.
User avatar #3401190 - itemspokerdealer (03/28/2013) [-]
But how much?
User avatar #3401193 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
You could apply betting ranks before each game

Amateur game: 20 tokens of any type
Average game: 35 tokens of any type
High roller game: 50 tokens of any type

Championship matches: 100 tokens.

#3401177 - Okay 03/28/2013 on Play items +1
#3401174 - 0 counts as 10 in the hand. since there are no face cards.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3401176 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
I'm aware, it took me a second to figure it out.
User avatar #3401177 - itemspokerdealer (03/28/2013) [-]
Okay
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User avatar #313 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
Hey, I accepted way to fast and missed the code.

I need to go off to school soon. So if you get on just inbox it to me or send a trade just with it. Whatever works.

Thank you.
User avatar #314 to #313 - itemspokerdealer (03/28/2013) [-]
Sorry but my girl wants me to keep it a single. you can make your own poker profile and i can help you if you want
User avatar #312 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
Can I host a game now. I want to introduce texas holdem.
User avatar #311 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
Texas Hold'em JIP Rules:
1. Send in your bet and make sure it matches what is required. 2. I will roll 5 and tell you to roll 2 in comment on this profile or on main board. 3. Your roll is final, you must call out what you have in response to your roll. If you do not call it out, it will not count (sorry). If you incorrectly call out what you have and do not fix it in a quick fashion, I won't see it and it won't count. I will not fix things for you. 4. Have fun and good luck.
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User avatar #305 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
Shouldn't I have won?

I got a straight and he got a three of a kind?

pair
2pair
3 of a kind
staight
flush
fullhouse
4 of a kind
straight flush
royal flush
User avatar #306 to #305 - itemspokerdealer (03/28/2013) [-]
Straight is 1-6, 2-6 not 1-4.
User avatar #308 to #306 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
Excuse me then. It's my bad, I'm tired and all.

User avatar #309 to #308 - itemspokerdealer (03/28/2013) [-]
Its ok. sorry
User avatar #296 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
What happened to the fortune tickets! I must have them!
User avatar #298 to #296 - itemspokerdealer (03/28/2013) [-]
Whats with the extra stuff?
User avatar #300 to #298 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
I thought I would add some extra stuff for the winner.
User avatar #301 to #300 - itemspokerdealer (03/28/2013) [-]
Cool, I'll select one for this winner
User avatar #302 to #301 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
The only one that is actually good is the teddy. I'll start adding some good stuff that way winners don't just get player bets.
User avatar #303 to #302 - itemspokerdealer (03/28/2013) [-]
Good idea
User avatar #297 to #296 - itemspokerdealer (03/28/2013) [-]
I still collect for my other profile man
User avatar #299 to #297 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
I understand.

It is ******* impossible to find anyone that sells those things.
User avatar #292 - sproosemoose (03/28/2013) [-]
Anything going down yet? Anti?
User avatar #295 to #292 - itemspokerdealer (03/28/2013) [-]
main board just posted
User avatar #293 to #292 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
The ante is 5 to 10 insanity souls.
User avatar #294 to #293 - sproosemoose (03/28/2013) [-]
okay :)
User avatar #289 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
User avatar #288 - jmanispimping (03/26/2013) [-]
Hi, I always notice your poker games always take place in the mornings when I have to leave. I was wondering if maybe I could help run this account with you? I'm not sure where you live or if your just busy with work but I'm sure most of the board is on when I am on and we can host a lot more.

We can discuss it sometime. I can maybe give you a collateral of some sort until you trust me? I enjoy the poker game and it seems simple enough to host.
User avatar #290 to #288 - itemspokerdealer (03/28/2013) [-]
That would be great and its that my sleep schedule always changes. Every time i get off now i'm taking my 2 rares and you can put yours on here as your signature. I'll give you the password later
User avatar #291 to #290 - jmanispimping (03/28/2013) [-]
Alright this will be cool. I just need to decide my signature now.
User avatar #276 - fuckthepolice (03/26/2013) [-]
The closest I can get to the new bet is a Wrath Egg (513 in Circ) Not willing to risk uniques unfortunately.
User avatar #272 - fuckthepolice (03/26/2013) [-]
What's the deal broseph?
User avatar #273 to #272 - itemspokerdealer (03/26/2013) [-]
I need more people
User avatar #274 to #273 - fuckthepolice (03/26/2013) [-]
k just lemme know :)
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User avatar #263 - itemspokerdealer (03/26/2013) [-]
jmanispimping is winning
User avatar #264 to #263 - jmanispimping (03/26/2013) [-]
You need to do a new thing where you place who the current poker champion is.
User avatar #265 to #264 - itemspokerdealer (03/26/2013) [-]
I'll hold a contest some other time. I'll need alot of people to donate prizes and some giant jackpot for the winner
User avatar #266 to #265 - jmanispimping (03/26/2013) [-]
I'll just leave my current credentials here.

2-1

Win streak of 2

So we will have these night games and Championship games?
User avatar #267 to #266 - itemspokerdealer (03/26/2013) [-]
If you have some rares or unwanted semi/dupes donate for a championship
User avatar #268 to #267 - jmanispimping (03/26/2013) [-]
I would be participating, so it would kind of defeat the purpose, I'd earn back.

But whenever you have a championship match, you should post it in main board and on your profile saying the times for all time zones for when it will go down. If there is anytime I won't be able to participate then I will donate c:
User avatar #250 - itemspokerdealer (03/26/2013) [-]
bitchitroll, snapps, lissiexoxobear, jmanispimping, and tenxseiga Roll your hands here
User avatar #260 to #250 - itemspokerdealer (03/26/2013) [-]
sproosemoose roll here already
User avatar #261 to #260 - sproosemoose (03/26/2013) [-]
**sproosemoose rolls 27,279**
User avatar #262 to #261 - sproosemoose (03/26/2013) [-]
**sproosemoose rolls 9** keeping 2s and 7s
User avatar #254 to #250 - jmanispimping (03/26/2013) [-]
**jmanispimping rolls 54,644**
User avatar #255 to #254 - jmanispimping (03/26/2013) [-]
**jmanispimping rolls 14**

Keep the 4s
User avatar #257 to #255 - jmanispimping (03/26/2013) [-]
Final hand

4,4,4,4,1
User avatar #252 to #250 - bitchitroll (03/26/2013) [-]
**bitchitroll rolls 42,183**
User avatar #256 to #252 - bitchitroll (03/26/2013) [-]
**bitchitroll rolls 1** bye 8
User avatar #251 to #250 - lissiexoxobear ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
**lissiexoxobear rolls 32,746**
User avatar #253 to #251 - lissiexoxobear ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
**lissiexoxobear rolls 2** getting rid of the 2
User avatar #247 - itemspokerdealer (03/26/2013) [-]
bitchitroll, tenxseiga, lissiexoxobear please comment so we can start
User avatar #249 to #247 - bitchitroll (03/26/2013) [-]
comment
User avatar #248 to #247 - lissiexoxobear ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
idiot... =/
#246 - jmanispimping (03/26/2013) [-]
It's go time.
It's go time.
User avatar #236 - sproosemoose (03/25/2013) [-]
Any Eta on when we start?
User avatar #238 to #237 - sproosemoose (03/25/2013) [-]
Cool. Want to send me the tiny chat link if you got it working.
User avatar #240 to #238 - itemspokerdealer (03/25/2013) [-]
It keeps freezing for me
User avatar #224 - itemspokerdealer (03/23/2013) [-]
Winner thecollaboration with a full house
User avatar #214 - itemspokerdealer (03/23/2013) [-]
snapps, thecollaboration, santapony, and lissiexoxobear. roll hands here
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User avatar #218 to #214 - santapony (03/23/2013) [-]
**santapony rolls 59,981** let's ******* do this
User avatar #222 to #218 - santapony (03/23/2013) [-]
**santapony rolls 27** **** the 1 and 5
User avatar #215 to #214 - lissiexoxobear ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
**lissiexoxobear rolls 04,537**
User avatar #219 to #215 - lissiexoxobear ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
**lissiexoxobear rolls 120** keep 7 and 0
User avatar #213 - santapony (03/23/2013) [-]
LEEROY JENKINS
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