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italianrambo

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:11/02/2016
Location:Oregon
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#13 - I would hardly call it dumped. More like demoted from boyfrien…  [+] (3 replies) 10/08/2013 on help 0
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#14 - Kyogre (10/08/2013) [-]
You're right. All I lost was intimacy. She's not out of my life completely, far from. You have great advice, you know that?
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#15 - italianrambo (10/08/2013) [-]
I try when I can to help out, doesn't always last though. But seeing as you don't have a mental illness you should be fine
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#16 - Kyogre (10/08/2013) [-]
Thankyou once again
#11 - The term friendzone usually makes people instantly be a dick b…  [+] (5 replies) 10/08/2013 on help 0
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#12 - Kyogre (10/08/2013) [-]
Noted. I most certainly am not fat, nor do I wear fedoras. I guess that would make me just dumped, not in the friendzone. Which I guess is not as bad as it sounds.
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#13 - italianrambo (10/08/2013) [-]
I would hardly call it dumped. More like demoted from boyfriend to friend. Because you didn't really lose much in the transaction. You two are still going to talk and be friendly and confide in each other
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#14 - Kyogre (10/08/2013) [-]
You're right. All I lost was intimacy. She's not out of my life completely, far from. You have great advice, you know that?
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#15 - italianrambo (10/08/2013) [-]
I try when I can to help out, doesn't always last though. But seeing as you don't have a mental illness you should be fine
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#16 - Kyogre (10/08/2013) [-]
Thankyou once again
#9 - People hit hard times. You're not doing what most people on th…  [+] (7 replies) 10/08/2013 on help +1
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#10 - Kyogre (10/08/2013) [-]
Finally. Someone who isn't a total cunt to me on this matter. Thankyou once again, and may Arceus watch over you.
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#11 - italianrambo (10/08/2013) [-]
The term friendzone usually makes people instantly be a dick because of all the shit going around about it not existing. Its just a term for anyone not being laid by someone. My male roommate is in my friendzone because we're not gay and we both have girlfriends. Same with every single friend of mine who isn't my girlfriend.

But because the idea of that has been bastardized into fedora wearing fatasses who open doors for shallow cunts and say nice things and expect every girl to start worshiping his cock and begging for him to fuck them, using it in a contextual way of purely saying "not gonna get laid" is almost taboo at this point.
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#12 - Kyogre (10/08/2013) [-]
Noted. I most certainly am not fat, nor do I wear fedoras. I guess that would make me just dumped, not in the friendzone. Which I guess is not as bad as it sounds.
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#13 - italianrambo (10/08/2013) [-]
I would hardly call it dumped. More like demoted from boyfriend to friend. Because you didn't really lose much in the transaction. You two are still going to talk and be friendly and confide in each other
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#14 - Kyogre (10/08/2013) [-]
You're right. All I lost was intimacy. She's not out of my life completely, far from. You have great advice, you know that?
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#15 - italianrambo (10/08/2013) [-]
I try when I can to help out, doesn't always last though. But seeing as you don't have a mental illness you should be fine
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#16 - Kyogre (10/08/2013) [-]
Thankyou once again
#7 - Not to be "that guy" who pretending to be deep and t…  [+] (9 replies) 10/08/2013 on help +2
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#8 - Kyogre (10/08/2013) [-]
Wow, thankyou. That makes alot of sense. Reading this actually made me tear up, it's amazing to see people actually help eachother over the internet without ever meeting in person. You really have no idea how much this helped put things in perspective. Thankyou italianrambo, I'll remember you.
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#9 - italianrambo (10/08/2013) [-]
People hit hard times. You're not doing what most people on this site do and just bitch and moan about it and say you're the greatest guy and she should fuck you because youre such a gentleman.

You're just genuinely sad and wanted some advice. So you deserved some friendly attention.

Godspeed good sir
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#10 - Kyogre (10/08/2013) [-]
Finally. Someone who isn't a total cunt to me on this matter. Thankyou once again, and may Arceus watch over you.
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#11 - italianrambo (10/08/2013) [-]
The term friendzone usually makes people instantly be a dick because of all the shit going around about it not existing. Its just a term for anyone not being laid by someone. My male roommate is in my friendzone because we're not gay and we both have girlfriends. Same with every single friend of mine who isn't my girlfriend.

But because the idea of that has been bastardized into fedora wearing fatasses who open doors for shallow cunts and say nice things and expect every girl to start worshiping his cock and begging for him to fuck them, using it in a contextual way of purely saying "not gonna get laid" is almost taboo at this point.
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#12 - Kyogre (10/08/2013) [-]
Noted. I most certainly am not fat, nor do I wear fedoras. I guess that would make me just dumped, not in the friendzone. Which I guess is not as bad as it sounds.
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#13 - italianrambo (10/08/2013) [-]
I would hardly call it dumped. More like demoted from boyfriend to friend. Because you didn't really lose much in the transaction. You two are still going to talk and be friendly and confide in each other
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#14 - Kyogre (10/08/2013) [-]
You're right. All I lost was intimacy. She's not out of my life completely, far from. You have great advice, you know that?
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#15 - italianrambo (10/08/2013) [-]
I try when I can to help out, doesn't always last though. But seeing as you don't have a mental illness you should be fine
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#16 - Kyogre (10/08/2013) [-]
Thankyou once again
#9 - Everyone can go home  [+] (1 reply) 10/04/2013 on dodo 0
#10 - ThekidsTEN (10/04/2013) [-]
Go home and relax. We know what is best for you
#7 - Like that poor dodo bird  [+] (3 replies) 10/04/2013 on dodo 0
#8 - ThekidsTEN (10/04/2013) [-]
The circle is now complete.
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#9 - italianrambo (10/04/2013) [-]
Everyone can go home
#10 - ThekidsTEN (10/04/2013) [-]
Go home and relax. We know what is best for you
#5 - True, and considering his job and that he's shot it without co…  [+] (7 replies) 10/04/2013 on dodo 0
#6 - ThekidsTEN (10/04/2013) [-]
REAL TALK He shouldn't leave a loaded firearm around the house. That is just stupid. The people who he lives with would kill either them self or someone else
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#20 - guanyu (10/04/2013) [-]
>That's just stupid.
>stupid
>Stan Smith
#12 - kentravyon (10/04/2013) [-]
Clearly you don't know much about Stan Smith
sorry for poor quality did not look very hard
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#7 - italianrambo (10/04/2013) [-]
Like that poor dodo bird
#8 - ThekidsTEN (10/04/2013) [-]
The circle is now complete.
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#9 - italianrambo (10/04/2013) [-]
Everyone can go home
#10 - ThekidsTEN (10/04/2013) [-]
Go home and relax. We know what is best for you
#3 - Unless no one cocked it.  [+] (9 replies) 10/04/2013 on dodo 0
#4 - ThekidsTEN (10/04/2013) [-]
it's probably stan's gun, and you rarely see him cock it
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#5 - italianrambo (10/04/2013) [-]
True, and considering his job and that he's shot it without cocking it we can assume there's already one loaded into the chamber
#6 - ThekidsTEN (10/04/2013) [-]
REAL TALK He shouldn't leave a loaded firearm around the house. That is just stupid. The people who he lives with would kill either them self or someone else
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#20 - guanyu (10/04/2013) [-]
>That's just stupid.
>stupid
>Stan Smith
#12 - kentravyon (10/04/2013) [-]
Clearly you don't know much about Stan Smith
sorry for poor quality did not look very hard
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#7 - italianrambo (10/04/2013) [-]
Like that poor dodo bird
#8 - ThekidsTEN (10/04/2013) [-]
The circle is now complete.
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#9 - italianrambo (10/04/2013) [-]
Everyone can go home
#10 - ThekidsTEN (10/04/2013) [-]
Go home and relax. We know what is best for you