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#20 - What a worthy tribute to Emperor Trump. 06/16/2016 on Japanese Trump Commercial +1
#8 - Negatory ghost rider. Wild dogo.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2016 on Plot twist +3
#11 - waschbecken (06/16/2016) [-]
i watched a documentary claiming hyieenas should be the true kings of animals since they have extreme powerfull jaws, but evolution skipped leg day on them so they suffer from weak ass and get shit
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#12 - italianfrosttroll (06/16/2016) [-]
I've seen one lift 400+ pounds and drag it up a den box. I guess the legs could be weak in comparison though.
#4 - You're right. I volunteer at a wild animal reserve. Much exper…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/16/2016 on Plot twist +5
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#37 - hiukuss (06/17/2016) [-]
Hyenas are fucking scary, dude. Don't that have a crazy strong bite? Like, smash the skull of an animal easily strong?
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#28 - yournewestgod (06/16/2016) [-]
Which animal reserve do you volunteer at?
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#43 - italianfrosttroll (06/17/2016) [-]
St. Augustine Wild Reserve.
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#5 - canichaikait (06/16/2016) [-]
Those aren't all hyenas in the pic? 😐
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#8 - italianfrosttroll (06/16/2016) [-]
Negatory ghost rider. Wild dogo.
#11 - waschbecken (06/16/2016) [-]
i watched a documentary claiming hyieenas should be the true kings of animals since they have extreme powerfull jaws, but evolution skipped leg day on them so they suffer from weak ass and get shit
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#12 - italianfrosttroll (06/16/2016) [-]
I've seen one lift 400+ pounds and drag it up a den box. I guess the legs could be weak in comparison though.
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#6 - madhatmagic (06/16/2016) [-]
The animals surrounding the hyena are african wild dogs, I think.
#1 - Man, I have experience with hyieenas, and I can honestly say t…  [+] (64 new replies) 06/16/2016 on Plot twist +50
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#18 - thereisaguy (06/16/2016) [-]
They aren't dogs though.
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#24 - italianfrosttroll (06/16/2016) [-]
They are dogs though. African Wild Dogs.
#39 - thereisaguy (06/17/2016) [-]
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#35 - thickfingers (06/16/2016) [-]
you are referring to the canines surrounding the cat-like hyena. They dont belong to the Canis familiaris species, like dogs and wolves.
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#33 - thickfingers (06/16/2016) [-]
>>#32, no
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#23 - BrownBearninetysix (06/16/2016) [-]
They're African Wild dogs. Not the "Canus Lupis Familiaris" we know, but basically Africa's version of wolves.
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#32 - thickfingers (06/16/2016) [-]
they are more related to cats though
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#49 - iamkagji (06/17/2016) [-]
No they aren't, they are still in the canidae family
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#34 - thickfingers (06/16/2016) [-]
already receiving red pinkies from biology denying fucks.
bfy.tw/6JKd
#47 - hairybaboon (06/17/2016) [-]
The 5 animals with white on the tips of their tail are African Painted Dogs. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_wild_dog

The animal in the middle is a Hyena en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyena

You are correct about hyenas, but the referenced dogs are closer to dogs than cats, they're on the other side of the Carnivora split.
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#40 - zanea (06/17/2016) [-]
I read somewhere that Hyenas were more closely related to the mongoose rather than the canids
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#75 - thickfingers (06/17/2016) [-]
>>#74,
Mongooses (or mongeese whatever) and cats
#36 - sordidity (06/16/2016) [-]
they aren't hyenas, they belong to the Canidae family along with dogs, wolves, and foxes
#74 - thickfingers (06/17/2016) [-]
>>#49, >>#47, >>#35, >>#1,
sordidity, hyroone, theanarchist, mayorspookums, skelebones, jamkagji, anonomoz, anythinggoes, bigken, flameblaze, iwannagohome, digitized, funkymelon, darman
I summoned you because you ignorent fools totally misunderstood what was going on in this thread.
If you'd take time to scroll a tiny little bit up, you can see the first comment on this thread states that Hyenas (one of which is depicted above) are dogs. I stated that said Hyenas are more closely related to cats.
In my other comment, #35 , I explained the species surrounding the Feline (Hyena), belongs to the Canidae family.
It would appear I am correct on both topics.
#116 - anon (07/03/2016) [-]
Maybe if you werent such an arrogant prick people wouldnt continue to down thumb you.
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#109 - darman (06/17/2016) [-]
Why was I summoned? I never commented in this thread. Anyways, you were having a different interpretation than everyone else it seems. No need to go all "ignorant fools" on anyone.
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#97 - italianfrosttroll (06/17/2016) [-]
You sir, are the ignorant fool. I never argued against the point on hyienas, because it is correct. Mu first comment says "those dogs are fucked" not the hyiena, the DOGS surrounding it. Which are in fact DOGS. Go learn to read you ignoramoose.
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#98 - thickfingers (06/17/2016) [-]
>>#77, Misinterpretation of an English sentence that has 2 definitions. If you'd have taken the time to read the rest of this thread, you'd maybe notice that I've been through this a total of 4 times.
Thank you.
#86 - skelebones (06/17/2016) [-]
its called a bandwagon kid. go be an autistic shitmonger somewhere else
cucklord
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#90 - thickfingers (06/17/2016) [-]
you are the little autistic shit that began throwing insults. Good to see people can still have a civilised conversation. And no, "ignorant fools" is not a grave insult. I even admitted my mistake (#77), yet you find it necessary to throw insults around. You should reevaluate your life choices or consider self euthanasia.
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#100 - italianfrosttroll (06/17/2016) [-]
I retorted to your insults. Get off your high horse. Also, I will certainly not read the rest of this thread, you want to show 4 different people you're an idiot, expect to go through it 4 times. So pardon the minor inconvenience.
#91 - skelebones (06/17/2016) [-]
youre so autistic youre having a meltdown kid
i cant even tell you to grow up because youre psychologically incapable of doing so.
youre so autistic you replied to me. twice.
thank you for reminding me of titos and dndexplains meltdowns

id tell you "have a good day sir" but your autism is so bad you might not be able to after this
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#92 - thickfingers (06/17/2016) [-]
Until comment #74 this was a civilised discussion. Then I suddenly out of nothing got called an "autistic shitmonger" and a "cucklord", but I don't know why. The first comment in this thread can gramatically be interpreted in two ways. After having my mistake being pointed out by a nice 'Junker, hyroone , I admitted I was wrong.
I apologise for insulting you the way you insulted me. Now can we return to being on good terms huh?
#93 - skelebones (06/17/2016) [-]
you called us ignorant fools.
sorry your autism made you mispell that.
"ignorent fools" is what you typed.
meh either way
YOU started this kiddie. not me. YOU

id tell you to take responsibility but youre autistic and having a meltdown. so youre incapable of doing that either.
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#94 - thickfingers (06/17/2016) [-]
Thank you for accepting my apologies. I expected you to say something in return, but I guess I'll just have to be the better person now.
#95 - skelebones (06/17/2016) [-]
meh to each their own.
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#96 - thickfingers (06/17/2016) [-]
A less autistic version of yourself would have said something like:
"You apologised, thickfingers, and I would like to do the same. I hope we can live on without having to worry about ruining FunnyJunk brotherness. You were in the wrong by calling us ignorant fools, and I was in the wrong for suddenly going on an autistic rage by calling you an "autistic shitlmonger" and a "cucklord", even although your comment, #77, clearly shows that you admitted your mistake and would like to live on with your life.
I also understand that not everyone is a native English speaker, which is why you misspelled that one word in this discussion that you and I both contributed to in making more and more barbaric."
But I guess that's just not possible for everyone on this planet.
Don't worry about me, I'll just continue my happy life after this unhappy incident.
#105 - skelebones (06/17/2016) [-]
No thatd be more autismo
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#106 - thickfingers (06/17/2016) [-]
I am just glad you are capable of having a mature conversation. Im sure youll get so far in life. Im so glad that if someone admits a mistake they made to you, you have the social capabilities to say something like: "no problem man, i said things any normal functioning person would refer to as rude, inappripriate ajd immature too. We're all cool now."
since autistic peiople like you dont understand sarcasm: Yes, that was sarcasm.
#108 - skelebones (06/17/2016) [-]
Passive agressiveness is not only pathetic ugly counterproductive and retarded it makes u look like a cuck
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#112 - thickfingers (06/17/2016) [-]
Well Skelebones, it wasn't nice of me to ask you to self-euthanise yourself eh? I apologise. And yet again, since it wasn't quite clear the first three times, I'll tell you that in a haste "those dogs are fucked" could be read as "those dogs are fucked up".
Now I would like to go back to being on good terms with everyone. Tomorrow's my birthday, and I don't want people thinking of me as an autistic cucklord, is that clear?
Not like I'm going to have my birthday ruined by what other people think of me or something.
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#88 - thickfingers (06/17/2016) [-]
shut the fuck you obese neckbearded piece of shit. Go out of your mom's basement and excercise and get a girlfriend you autistic fuckface
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#85 - mayorspookums (06/17/2016) [-]
Lol "you ignorant fools" Do you have to tip your fedora when you say stuff like that?
#79 - iamkagji (06/17/2016) [-]
>you ignorant fools
You are the dipshit that said the dogs weren't dogs. you did not say this in response to a comment pertaining to hyenas, you said it in response to a comment SPECIFICALLY TALKING ABOUT THE DOGS. You have no basis for this pretentious arrogance, you are both wrong and an asshole.
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#82 - thickfingers (06/17/2016) [-]
Those 'African wild dogs' still aren't dogs you piece of shit
#83 - iamkagji (06/17/2016) [-]
But they are, though. They just aren't Canis familiaris
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#89 - thickfingers (06/17/2016) [-]
you are the little autistic shit that began throwing insults. Good to see people can still have a civilised conversation. And no, "ignorant fools" is not a grave insult. I even admitted my mistake (#77), yet you find it necessary to throw insults around. You should reevaluate your life choices or consider self euthanasia.
#99 - iamkagji (06/17/2016) [-]
"OMG mean words! Don't reply to me, I already had a conversation with somebody else!"
And I'm the immature autist? You called us ignorant while simultaneously demonstrating ignorance yourself. You showed that, yes, you are in fact a dipshit and an asshole.
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#76 - hyroone (06/17/2016) [-]
no, he is stating that based upon what he knows about hyenas, the dogs around it are fucked, not that hyenas are dogs
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#77 - thickfingers (06/17/2016) [-]
It would appear you are right. "those dogs are fucked", could also be interpreted as "those dogs (referring to hyena) are messed up". My apologies.
#84 - hairybaboon (06/17/2016) [-]
Also, since there's clearly 1 hyena and multiple dogs, then for your initial assumption, the "s" of "dogs" would have to be accidental, as well as "those" should be "that", and "are" should be "is." Such that the sentence would end, "that dog is fucked."

Clearly, that many accidental mistakes would be tough, so looking at the members of that group that are in plurality, we assume he is referencing the species that is actually a Canid.
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#87 - thickfingers (06/17/2016) [-]
No that is not correct. "Those dogs" could refer to hyenas in general.
"I have experience with hyenas, and I can say those dogs are fucked." could easily be mistaken as: "I have experience with hyenas. Those dogs (hyenas in fucking general) are fucked!"
#101 - hairybaboon (06/17/2016) [-]
That is taking it out of context. Our context is a hyena at first beset by 5 painted dogs. Then the hyena appears to be on attack/fighting the painted dogs.

To assume that a statement in relation to the above pictures would reference all hyenas would be irrational, since you would have to assume one of the following:
1. All hyenas are being attacked, therefore they are all fucked.
2. Hyenas are fucked for a completely different reason from what we see in the pictures.

The first is a tough one to sell, since we know there is more than 1 hyena in existence, and we don't know whether it is being attacked. The second is tough because we have not brought in any other reason why hyenas in general are fucked.
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#102 - thickfingers (06/17/2016) [-]
Glad i van have a normal conversation with you, rather than one about autistic shitlords, even although prior to these hostile comments made iamkagji and skelebones, I admitted I interpreted the first comment in another correct way, the way italianfrosttroll meant it . Yet I still believe the first statement about hyenas refers to hyenas in general ("I have experience with hyenas)", like the second ("those dogs are fucked"). It can still be interpreted as "I have experience with hyenas, and i can say those dogs (hyenas in general) are fucked (up)"
#110 - hairybaboon (06/17/2016) [-]
Assuming "up" is dangerous. "fucked" in the general conversation here means "out of luck" whereas adding the "up" makes it an existence thing (demeanor, physical)
#104 - skelebones (06/17/2016) [-]
Again with the salty autismo... come on man.
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#103 - iamkagji (06/17/2016) [-]
Bitch, you made hostile comments towards us first. you don't get to play the victim when you fired the first shots. You were fucking wrong and stupid, just accept that and stop being actually autistic. We aren't being autistic for not putting up with your bullshit.
#107 - anon (06/17/2016) [-]
I still wasnt wring. Sorry if the hostile comment "you fools" offended you so bad. I understand that even although i apologised for the misinterpretation i made, you feel the necessity to get mad and call me an autistic shitlord and correct a minor spelling error. I'm still not mad, i understamd some people aren't capable of showing mature behaviour.
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#111 - iamkagji (06/17/2016) [-]
I never did that, keep track of usernames you fucking moron
#113 - thickfingers (06/17/2016) [-]
Okay, I apologise "you ignorant fools" offended you so fucking bad. The first truly hostile words were spoken by those who called me autistic cucklord and shitface. I think you are the one who should keep track.
I also find it odd that after repeated admittiations of my misinterpretation of a sentence, and referring to some as "ignorant fools", some people found it necessary to start throwing insults, which resulted in my rant. That wasn't very kind of me now was it, but do you really think you have been entirely righteous in this thread now?
I don't want you to consider self euthanasia, and I don't want you to think of me as you do now, are we clear?
Thank you!
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#114 - iamkagji (06/17/2016) [-]
I don't think poorly of you, but you are acting like a child. Calling out your bullshit using memes or even insults is not necessarily hostility. This is the internet, grow a thicker skin and don't sling shit if you aren't prepared to eat your words.
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#115 - thickfingers (06/18/2016) [-]
I'll give up on you then. I had hope, it's gone. You are the immature one.
I gave in on my misinterpretation, and the insults I gave to you. You still think of yourself as completely rightious in this discussion, and don't even fucking admit that those insults were unneccessary and mean.
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#78 - hyroone (06/17/2016) [-]
all good here, grammar is annoying man
#2 - serterazi (06/16/2016) [-]
"Experience"
#3 - lamangalamat (06/16/2016) [-]
**lamangalamat used "*roll picture*"**
**lamangalamat rolled image**not that kind I hope so
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#4 - italianfrosttroll (06/16/2016) [-]
You're right. I volunteer at a wild animal reserve. Much experience with mucho big cats/dogs/bears/other shit. Hyieenas are by far the strongest by size.
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#37 - hiukuss (06/17/2016) [-]
Hyenas are fucking scary, dude. Don't that have a crazy strong bite? Like, smash the skull of an animal easily strong?
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#28 - yournewestgod (06/16/2016) [-]
Which animal reserve do you volunteer at?
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#43 - italianfrosttroll (06/17/2016) [-]
St. Augustine Wild Reserve.
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#5 - canichaikait (06/16/2016) [-]
Those aren't all hyenas in the pic? 😐
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#8 - italianfrosttroll (06/16/2016) [-]
Negatory ghost rider. Wild dogo.
#11 - waschbecken (06/16/2016) [-]
i watched a documentary claiming hyieenas should be the true kings of animals since they have extreme powerfull jaws, but evolution skipped leg day on them so they suffer from weak ass and get shit
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#12 - italianfrosttroll (06/16/2016) [-]
I've seen one lift 400+ pounds and drag it up a den box. I guess the legs could be weak in comparison though.
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#6 - madhatmagic (06/16/2016) [-]
The animals surrounding the hyena are african wild dogs, I think.
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#23 - improbablyyourdad (06/14/2016) [-]
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#24 - italianfrosttroll (06/14/2016) [-]
That was entertaining.
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