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#274 - Ignorragant. 07/03/2016 on Perception is important +3
#239 - You're ignorant.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2016 on Perception is important +1
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#246 - chillingbear (07/03/2016) [-]
A little, more arrogant than anything
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#274 - italianfrosttroll (07/03/2016) [-]
#10 - Go america yourself you americahole. Hail warlord trump. 07/03/2016 on How to take a shower +10
#13 - Is that image from Operation Desert Storm on the game cube?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2016 on doggo competes in olympic... 0
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#14 - baebee (07/03/2016) [-]
i dunno
#2 - No, but it is probably infectious. Also, if it bites you, and …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2016 on Do Not Feed The Goannas 0
#3 - joshbafford (07/03/2016) [-]
Actually the latest concensus is that most species of goannas better known as monitor lizard are in fact venomous. Apart from the komodo dragon its very mild, typically no worse than the reaction from getting stung by about 5 or 6 bees maybe. Infection is definitely the main worry though. Source. Owning this ass hole here, he's still pretty young
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#4 - ingloriousgamer (07/06/2016) [-]
komodo dragons are not venomous they just have a shit ton of bacteria in their mouths that infect whatever they bite.
As i wrote this i googled to make sure i was still right, turns out in 2009 they found out they do have a venom news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/05/090518-komodo-dragon-venom.html
thanks scientists for waiting literaly a single year after my research project to disprove me and yourselves
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#5 - joshbafford (07/08/2016) [-]
Yea it's gone back and forth the past few years but the general consensus is that they are in fact venomous though just mildly. The main part that will fuck your day up is the huge bacterial load that overloads the immune system. Monitors are just about the coolest animals on the planet and disturbingly smart for a reptile
#109 - This happens to me all the time but I'm short. Maybe I'm just … 07/01/2016 on tall 0
#29 - J-j-j-jealous!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2016 on Deal with it +2
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#36 - dankgoober (07/01/2016) [-]
Thats about right
#134 - Homie, that's clearly the Enola Gay, amd she here to drop some… 06/30/2016 on Cringe comp 0
#9 - I had no clue the Ghurkas were such pudgy bastards. I guess if… 06/30/2016 on Niggas in WW1 -1
#3 - This is a comp of the 1 in 1000. Just like a shark atack montage. 06/30/2016 on im not old enough to drink +3