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Date Signed Up:7/23/2013
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Been a Anonymous for a year or more, decided to make an account (seems like it will be needed) but otherwise hello and hope to give you a chuckle or a feel good moment.

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#165 - What song is this from?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Lucky Once 0
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#168 - commoncrunch (03/27/2015) [-]
If I remember correctly, I think it's Red Zone ?
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#169 - isuriand (03/27/2015) [-]
Yep, sounds like it. thanks.
#13 - Picture 03/26/2015 on why is this a thing? 0
#153 - Out of curiosity what site do you suggest then? Been using fo…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2015 on RIP Chinese Cartoons 0
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#184 - thisxshitxisxhard (03/23/2015) [-]
its dying the owner puro has been missing for a while we all think he/she is dead some people in the forums are building a new site for when it does die tho
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#175 - alleksi (03/23/2015) [-]
Sad panda of course
#167 - aluckylurker (03/23/2015) [-]
Pururin recently put up a nice batch of uploads. Though no one really has their hopes up anymore, since the site is already months behind on a ton more.
#41 - He wins when we give him attention. deleting his comment gives…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2015 on I'm hip with the times -2
#49 - anon (03/23/2015) [-]
tl;dr since you faggots keep taking the bait, deleting his comments is the best option.
Good job hackerpi.
#48 - anon (03/23/2015) [-]
trolling=making people rage
Attention doesn't make him a successful troll, but it does make his job easier.
That's why we used to say don't feed the troll, which is what we should do since people keep taking his bait. It's the easiest form of resisting the troll.
You can talk to him, vote him, fuck him in the ass, sticky, or delete his comments as long as you don't take the bait.
We keep him at 0 because we don't want to give the troll what he really wants, thumbs. This was especially true when you got colored text and shit for getting max negative level.
#213 - Reverse search is turning up nil. any source on this one?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Feminist Fact Checking +1
#283 - anon (03/18/2015) [-]
artstyle looks like that jackass who draws omamori himari. I haven't read that shit in over two years so I can't say for sure.
#282 - zaucroya (03/18/2015) [-]
Sorry, I got nothing for you. Most f my reaction pics are taken from this site.
#53 - Picture 03/08/2015 on Don't let the bedbugs bite 0
#6 - Loved this conversation as it actually gave the legion somethi…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Johnson +16
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#126 - awesomanium (03/05/2015) [-]
I never thought it was black and white
I always thought it was 50 shades of grey
A punishing story in which everything and everyone is fucked
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#95 - akkere (03/05/2015) [-]
I always felt it gave the Legion less a positive and more that it showed even the guys who seem to be better by default are shit.
I used to think Mr. House was the true way until he started showing himself as a more arrogant ass than I realized.
FREE NEW VEGAS
#29 - funpunk (03/05/2015) [-]
I only joined the Legion in my evil playthrough. They ideologically support rape, mass murder, slavery, racism, and the killing of the weak, the sick, the elderly, and the homosexuals. They also have a policy of enslaving all their allies, and they're on the verge of collapsing.
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#85 - freebrainsforall (03/05/2015) [-]
Dont forget they hate mutants (ghouls and supers) too.

You can easily miss that in the game.
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#116 - funpunk (03/05/2015) [-]
That's what I meant by racism.
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#30 - brobafett (03/05/2015) [-]
>rape
While they didn't support it, they didn't punish it either unless someone raped another guy's slave.
>mass murder
True
>slavery
also true
>racism
Nope. Plenty of blacks and Mexicans in the legion. They even potentially let dead horses into their group if you help them
>killing of the weak, sick, and elderly
From a logistical view this is wise. The weak can not contribute as a soldier, therefor feeding them would be a waste. The sick are very dangerous in a society that relies on natural remedies. The elderly, like the weak, contribute little unless they were high ranking legionnaire.
>Killing the gays


>roman based society
>killing gays
top kek.
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#46 - thesovereigngrave (03/05/2015) [-]
When you have an attitude of "women are good for nothing but making babies" regardless of whether or not that's what the woman wants, you could consider it supporting rape.

And they wouldn't have to rely on natural remedies if they didn't shun technology because it was something only the weak used. Well, the lower echelons at least; that hypocrite Caesar had no problems using an Autodoc to fix himself.
#138 - brobafett (03/06/2015) [-]
>you could consider it supporting rape.

you can leave, the CIS are speaking.
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#139 - thesovereigngrave (03/06/2015) [-]
...What? You are familiar with the Legion's stance on women, right?
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#16 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (03/05/2015) [-]
If you haven't heard all of Raul's dialogue, I'd suggest listening to it. He talks about how the Legion would manage to take care of all the Mojave's current problems if they took over, it's just that they'd bring about new problems
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#11 - masdercheef (03/05/2015) [-]
There was supposed to be a whole lot more to the Legion, probably plenty of stuff that would make them not seem as terrible, but it got cut due to time, supposedly. I still wouldn't like the Legion, on account of NCR for life, but I'd certainly like to see more to them than the tiny bit of content we got.
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#33 - sockprague (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, I would have loved to hear about the third founder Calhoun. I mean if the other two are The Burned Man and Caesar he must be as interesting.
#14 - Well at least they now have an actual date for heists. 02/26/2015 on April 14 +1
#261 - ********** do I keep forgetting to log in before … 02/25/2015 on GTAV delayed again 0
#16 - woofman beat you to it. but thanks for the webm. …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on new erma- the movie trailer 0
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#17 - venomousvalentine (02/16/2015) [-]
My bad.
#6 - I swear I probably Favorited from some time ago. Need to… 02/16/2015 on new erma- the movie trailer +1
#4 - Wish i could find a webm version but can't. here you go …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/16/2015 on new erma- the movie trailer +2
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#16 - isuriand (02/16/2015) [-]
woofman beat you to it. but thanks for the webm.


Here's a random gif you might find use for.
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#17 - venomousvalentine (02/16/2015) [-]
My bad.
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#5 - woofman (02/16/2015) [-]
This might be a good replacement if you still don't have one.
#6 - isuriand (02/16/2015) [-]
I swear I probably Favorited from some time ago. Need to clean that up soon Thanks for the webm though.
#68 - Okay storytime in the usual arrow tradition > Be m…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Yes it is a repost +4
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#106 - ragingspacepanda (02/16/2015) [-]
I ride with a constant army of 40 huscarls, 40 vaegir marksmen, and some cavalry,

I leave about 200-300 men on each castle/town depending on location

Swadians declare war on me
ohyoufuckedup.gif
Capital is attacked, I have 200 men there, with my 100
enemy force of 2000
first wave, I lose ten men, enemy loses close to 400
enemy retreats
they end up attacking, with similar results, multiple times
they end up surrendering, and I roll through with the wrath of admin.
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#104 - weirdoo (02/16/2015) [-]
Had to fight against around 6000, defending the castle took a long time, many good men died that day.

Held the damn fort with blood, sweat and tears. I crush the enemy and held the damn fort.

> King gives the castle away to another dick lord
> I shall wipe your pathetic empire from this world

So I raised a great army, started a rebellion, captured all of his provinces and family members. Took the small fort for myself

> My fallen brethren has been avenged

Felt good
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#75 - cptcanada (02/16/2015) [-]
love a good M&B story...reminds me of the time i tried to take over swadia
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#69 - hdherpderp (02/16/2015) [-]
NIce story
#61 - Well would you look at where all those arrows wound up. …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Yes it is a repost +5
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#64 - hdherpderp (02/16/2015) [-]
sure. I love good stories
#63 - eiaisqzbsesb (02/16/2015) [-]
Seems dank enough. Please go on.
#68 - isuriand (02/16/2015) [-]
Okay storytime in the usual arrow tradition

> Be me, playing Propshesy of Pendor mod for warband.
> Rolling with the empire (think of the rhodoks but with more flexibility in troops)
> Elected to be Marshall of the realm and lead our army.
> Currently at war with the D'shar (Look like the khanate, but more like the sarrainds in play style, hard hitting bastards with ubermach assassins)
>Time for revenge for their incursions, I summon our host at our capital
> AtDawnWeRide.Jpg
> After gathering up We stride towards their territory and scare away any D'shar lord.
> roll up on their city called Ishokham
> We had in total about 1000-1200 men versus their 450 city guard.
> Rough fight (fucking throwing knives are brutal)
> Victory for the Empire at Last as we break thru their lines
> Here's where things get interesting
> The Host disbands and the lords start to march home
>Problem.png
> as is usual custom, they SHOULD of left a token force in the city until the city is given to a lord to rule
> Not a soul stirred in the walls
> GodFuckingDamnIt.
> Think "Okay, I got 100 of my best dudes with me. I'll just wait until they elect the lord and he shows up."
> So close but oh so far
> The D'shar Marshall shows up a bit late to the party; originally planning to break the siege no doubt but now going to counter siege.
> 240 man stack, of varying troop quality
> No Sweat, I'm defending. This will be relatively easy if I don't fuck up
> But then he gets closer and reveals his true form, He had THE ENTIRE FUCKING D'SHAR REALM RIDING IN POSSE His highness included
> dat Ubermach pissed 1600 man army too close to flee.
> Outmanned 1:16 with no chance of help
> let the carnage commence and oh boy did it commence
> held off the first waves, but with heavy losses
> Round 2, please have mercy
> none were spared, I was captured and my men crushed
> Had the AI actually left some men, I've might of been to hold off long enough for them to turn back around, or even won in the garrison was the usual ~250 after a siege (Again I had my best of the best with me)
> Aaaand that's why I never let myself be marshall anymore. assholes left me for mince meat.

Pic related, it was of an initial wave and a lot of archers. also hdherpderp enjoy.
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#106 - ragingspacepanda (02/16/2015) [-]
I ride with a constant army of 40 huscarls, 40 vaegir marksmen, and some cavalry,

I leave about 200-300 men on each castle/town depending on location

Swadians declare war on me
ohyoufuckedup.gif
Capital is attacked, I have 200 men there, with my 100
enemy force of 2000
first wave, I lose ten men, enemy loses close to 400
enemy retreats
they end up attacking, with similar results, multiple times
they end up surrendering, and I roll through with the wrath of admin.
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#104 - weirdoo (02/16/2015) [-]
Had to fight against around 6000, defending the castle took a long time, many good men died that day.

Held the damn fort with blood, sweat and tears. I crush the enemy and held the damn fort.

> King gives the castle away to another dick lord
> I shall wipe your pathetic empire from this world

So I raised a great army, started a rebellion, captured all of his provinces and family members. Took the small fort for myself

> My fallen brethren has been avenged

Felt good
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#75 - cptcanada (02/16/2015) [-]
love a good M&B story...reminds me of the time i tried to take over swadia
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#69 - hdherpderp (02/16/2015) [-]
NIce story
#16 - Where is this one from?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on endearing hentai in a nutshell 0
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#18 - kalimah (02/06/2015) [-]
NikuNiku Model-san
#40 - Look up natasha nice. pic is one of the few sfw ones I could find. 02/06/2015 on Do you ever feel lik- Fuck 0
#1805 - Anyone here play rainbow six vegas? Been looking for a group … 02/01/2015 on 9 mods you'll WANT to marry +1
#174 - ? someone care to explain? 01/28/2015 on Vivian anime when? +1
#15 - It's a thumbnail for me. Have a larger version?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on Dooku: First Rebel to the... 0
#228 - You'd think this is some kind of joke but it's not; and that's…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Wait..what? 0
#307 - guanyu (09/01/2015) [-]
It's been a long time comin.
#227 - You'd think this is some kind of joke but it's not; and that's… 01/21/2015 on Wait..what? 0
#28 - Don't know why, but that kinda looks like the fn Fal to me, j…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2015 on baby with a gun +1
#87 - infraredanus (01/21/2015) [-]
I see that too. Just the way the handguard is set up I think. From the chamber and back it's very much a kalashnikov. I mean. That's fuckin unmistakable.
#417 - What do you have for gamemodes of the servers? 01/16/2015 on tf2/csgo/gamedefine GAME... 0
#5 - Unfortunately this will be our last party due to food shortages.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2015 on Emergency Communism +18
#23 - Lookinatstuff (01/15/2015) [-]
But not to worry, we will always have plenty of vodka!
#47 - You can't just say the depressing **** and not back it … 01/14/2015 on HAPPY EASTER 0

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User avatar #1 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #2 to #1 - isuriand (06/22/2014) [-]
For a moment I was wondering why you just randomly said **** you to me; now I remember. did you get to everyone else yet?
User avatar #3 to #2 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
2500 done out of 7500
I'm doing 500 a day so I don't shoot myself midway through
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