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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 21 |
| Steam Profile: | Dr.djroththeboss |
| Consoles Owned: | xbox 360, PC, |
| X-box Gamertag: | djroth696 |
| Date Signed Up: | 7/23/2013 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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| Comment Ranking: | #10980 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #11438 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #2109 |
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| Content Level Progress: | 5.08% (3/59) Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here |
| Comment Level Progress: | 27% (27/100) Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower |
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| Total Comments Made: | 777 |
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Been a Anonymous for a year or more, decided to make an account (seems like it will be needed) but otherwise hello and hope to give you a chuckle or a feel good moment.
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| #24 - Picture | 07/04/2014 on Cross-dressing Master | +1 |
| #15 - Picture | 07/03/2014 on jesus | +88 |
| #104 - by ~13 hours mate, better luck next time [+] (1 new reply) | 07/03/2014 on Hey! | 0 |
| #74 - If I remember the story behind this it was one guy had played … [+] (1 new reply) | 07/03/2014 on Hey! | +5 |
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| #11 - Felt appropriate to use. [+] (9 new replies) | 07/02/2014 on Hey! | +258 |
| Is that France? Shit, don't let them know geography's your one weakness. | ||
| #2 - Really? where's the story to this crap? I'd like to hear if th… [+] (11 new replies) | 07/02/2014 on Yeah, totally benevolent... | +51 |
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anon (07/02/2014) [-] The point of this content is to make women look bad. That's why teranin posted it, it's his agenda. #23 -
cerebrallawlsy (07/02/2014) [-] You should read the whole article before you make comments like this. #32 -
cerebrallawlsy (07/02/2014) [-] The link you have there doesn't work D: Says Google can't find it. However, parenting is not so black and white. The mother made attempts in order to be with her son but he just stopped talking to her altogether. She was recommended by a family therapist that she should leave him be and one day he would come to her. I'm not claiming she was a perfect mother through their ordeal, but she's not a big cunt like some are making her out to be. I'm not trying to be mean or start shit, I promise, and I do apologize if my original comment came off as abrasive. I have no tact #25 -
anon (07/02/2014) [-] you should link the article and not just talk shit since that is what #2 asked | ||
| #57 - Picture | 07/01/2014 on Fish living in abandoned mall | 0 |
| #20 - I could grab statistics for you. do you want them? we… | 07/01/2014 on Stahp | 0 |
| #82 - Pot from the looks of it | 07/01/2014 on (untitled) | -2 |
| #238 - I think you missed my point a bit. I didn't say stalin killed … | 07/01/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 9 | 0 |
| #22 - Care to share? Other people will ask sooner or later so … [+] (2 new replies) | 06/30/2014 on fucking Owls n'shit | +2 |
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| #312 - #213 and #220 (two parter; understandable if you're unable to do it. ) | 06/30/2014 on Comments section | 0 |
| #221 - I understand if this is too long or such. Thanks a ton! | 06/30/2014 on Comments section | 0 |
| #220 - [second part read any parts with [ ] however you please; It's … [+] (1 new reply) | 06/30/2014 on Comments section | 0 |
| #213 - [need someone to read this out loud, so you get the job. sci-f… [+] (2 new replies) | 06/30/2014 on Comments section | 0 |
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isuriand (06/30/2014) [-] [second part read any parts with [ ] however you please; It's narration] OTV035: My squad; Clear in and secure the chamber. [one trooper moves in but is immediately knocked back several feet into the hallway] OTV035: The hell!?... By the ancients, SENTINEL! First Marshall Vleoyhn: Back up and take cover! [The sentinel raises it's firearm, but stops. after staring at First Marshall Vleoyhn it moves away] OTV035: Sir! with all due respect what the 7 shades of damnation is a sentinel doing here!? aren't they only on your ship? I mean I've heard there's not too many of them... First Marshall Vleoyhn: [completely shell shocked by what just happened and it's implications] I... I don't know centurion. keep your men out here, I'll go in myself. OTV035: so what is this thing sir? It's at least 90 meters tall, know what any of those etchings on it mean? Sir? First Marshall Vleoyhn: [To himself,] No... this was broken... wasn't it? how did it.... OTV035: Sir! what are we looking at? First Marshall Vleoyhn: [clearly shaken, but recollecting himself] A monument Centurion; A monument of sin. OTV035: Sir? what's wrong? what exactly are we dealing with here? First Marshall Vleoyhn: A construct of corruption. this was designed to corrupt the very essence and souls of all sentient life within it's wake. the blast earlier... It had a crimson shade to it did it not, A Dark flame spreading forth. OTV035: ... yes. Sir how do you know that? First Marshall Vleoyhn: 10 millennium ago or so I created this back during....during.... -sigh- It's not relevant; I created this and I know it's capabilities. OTV035: Then what's our next move sir? First Marshall Vleoyhn: [stoic again] There seems to be a small hole leading to the surface from here, widen it carefully so this can be beamed up to The Shadow Of Intent, also hail the ship's AI and have it hover above. OTV035: Understood. umm what's the ai's name? First Marshall Vleoyhn: You're sending an order not idle chatter, her name's Emma | ||
| #6 - Picture | 06/30/2014 on Giggity | 0 |
| #164 - Maybe not personally, but his actions led to the deaths of mil… [+] (2 new replies) | 06/30/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 9 | +1 |
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kanyesfishsticks (07/01/2014) [-] Yeah, no shit. But the number 100 million is a fabrication. Historians believe he was responsible for the deaths of 20 - 60 million. And biebergotswag is a known troll. | ||
| #163 - Forgot the most important reason somehow.... I have too much f… | 06/30/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 9 | 0 |
| #162 - Many reasons. 1. he already reached lvl -400 If I remembe… [+] (1 new reply) | 06/30/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 9 | 0 |
| #8 - Keep in mind there were a lot more people around for Stalin to kill. [+] (18 new replies) | 06/29/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 9 | +144 |
| if you know hes trying to troll, why did you waste your time replying to him? #162 -
isuriand (06/30/2014) [-] 1. he already reached lvl -400 If I remember right. 2. he himself admitted in one of his comments he's just doing this for fun now; why not have a bit of fun poking at him then? 3. I saw a chance to throw in a witty comment and took it. And I'd say it worked out pretty well. 4. to be honest; Thumbs don't/shouldn't matter as much as some make them out to be. If he Really wants the red; why not let him have it? #133 -
kanyesfishsticks (06/30/2014) [-] Stalin didn't kill that many people, biebergotswag is a troll. You fell for it. #237 -
kanyesfishsticks (07/01/2014) [-] Yeah, no shit. But the number 100 million is a fabrication. Historians believe he was responsible for the deaths of 20 - 60 million. And biebergotswag is a known troll. I'd also wager that Khan killed a hell of a lot more people personally than Stalin, who was merely responsible for ordering the death of those millions of people. #16 -
violenthandjob (06/29/2014) [-] Stalin actually had a chief executioner, Vasili Mikhailovich Blokhin. (pic related) He personally killed around 10,00 people. His style during mass executions was to have every lined up on their knees and he had a suitcase full of Walther model 2s in .25 acp, since they would seize up from getting so dirty from having thousands of rounds put through them or actually wear out and break, and he would simply go down the line putting a round in the base of everyone's skull. Misplaced comma, or missing a zero? "1,000 or 10,000?" to make is simpler. Whoops sorry, typed that up a little too fast. 10,000 is what I meant. In reality I think his personal total was closer too 8,000 but his actual contingent of men assigned to assist him executed around 30,000 "undesirables" in one single mass execution during the Soviet occupation of Poland Any knowledge on how many people Khan will have killed personally? I still imagine it's higher but I'm interested now. I actually have no idea about Kahn, I would actually be pretty interested to know that myself. Also IIRC Blokhin racked up about 4,000-6,000 of his kills during that execution in Poland | ||
| #11 - Damn. good story before I hit the hay. Remember hearing a simi… [+] (1 new reply) | 06/24/2014 on a cold-hearted situation | 0 |
| #9 - Well damn. anything bad happen In and/or around your flat? (Be… [+] (3 new replies) | 06/24/2014 on a cold-hearted situation | +2 |
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PARTYHARD (06/24/2014) [-] The only time peoples houses got touched is if they were above shops, and even then, it was only if the shop was set on fire. The stories were exaggerated by the media to make them appear worse than they were to be honest. But when it had all quietened down, the community came together in a way I've never seen before. Usually, Tottenham is a really bad area, stabbings, shootings and robberies that the news don't even report on anymore because it happens so frequently. But everyone pulled together to help out each other. In a way in made the community stronger. I guess those who burn down Carpet-Right together, stay together. Pic related-It's carpet right #11 -
isuriand (06/24/2014) [-] Random-ish gif for you. | ||
| #7 - Well **** . Didn't expect to hear that. so what was the … [+] (5 new replies) | 06/24/2014 on a cold-hearted situation | +2 |
| It depends what version of the story you believe. It all centres around a man called Mark Duggan. He was shot and killed by an Armed police unit while in a taxi on the way to visit his cousin or something. The police say he had a gun on his person and aimed it at police so they fired and killed him. Then it was discovered he didn't have a gun on his person in the taxi and it was in some bushes in a shoebox right by where they shot him. Then a bullshit story came out about a bullet that was lodged in a radio of a police officer, so he did have a gun. Then it was said a bullet the police fired deflected off of Mark and hit an officer. The local community were protesting outside the police station on the road pictured, asking for answers because of the conflicting stories, a couple of dick heads came down from other areas in London to start trouble, and set a police car on fire. From there, things went from bad to worse and loads of people in the area saw it as an opportunity to cause trouble and get free stuff. <TL/DR> Some guy got shot, police said he had gun then didn't have gun then did have gun, people protested outside police station asking for answers, someone set a police car on fire, more people set stuff on fire and robbed shop, riots had began. #10 -
PARTYHARD (06/24/2014) [-] The only time peoples houses got touched is if they were above shops, and even then, it was only if the shop was set on fire. The stories were exaggerated by the media to make them appear worse than they were to be honest. But when it had all quietened down, the community came together in a way I've never seen before. Usually, Tottenham is a really bad area, stabbings, shootings and robberies that the news don't even report on anymore because it happens so frequently. But everyone pulled together to help out each other. In a way in made the community stronger. I guess those who burn down Carpet-Right together, stay together. Pic related-It's carpet right #11 -
isuriand (06/24/2014) [-] Random-ish gif for you. | ||
| #5 - Picture [+] (7 new replies) | 06/24/2014 on a cold-hearted situation | +4 |
| It depends what version of the story you believe. It all centres around a man called Mark Duggan. He was shot and killed by an Armed police unit while in a taxi on the way to visit his cousin or something. The police say he had a gun on his person and aimed it at police so they fired and killed him. Then it was discovered he didn't have a gun on his person in the taxi and it was in some bushes in a shoebox right by where they shot him. Then a bullshit story came out about a bullet that was lodged in a radio of a police officer, so he did have a gun. Then it was said a bullet the police fired deflected off of Mark and hit an officer. The local community were protesting outside the police station on the road pictured, asking for answers because of the conflicting stories, a couple of dick heads came down from other areas in London to start trouble, and set a police car on fire. From there, things went from bad to worse and loads of people in the area saw it as an opportunity to cause trouble and get free stuff. <TL/DR> Some guy got shot, police said he had gun then didn't have gun then did have gun, people protested outside police station asking for answers, someone set a police car on fire, more people set stuff on fire and robbed shop, riots had began. #10 -
PARTYHARD (06/24/2014) [-] The only time peoples houses got touched is if they were above shops, and even then, it was only if the shop was set on fire. The stories were exaggerated by the media to make them appear worse than they were to be honest. But when it had all quietened down, the community came together in a way I've never seen before. Usually, Tottenham is a really bad area, stabbings, shootings and robberies that the news don't even report on anymore because it happens so frequently. But everyone pulled together to help out each other. In a way in made the community stronger. I guess those who burn down Carpet-Right together, stay together. Pic related-It's carpet right #11 -
isuriand (06/24/2014) [-] Random-ish gif for you. | ||
| #53 - There's a lvl 2 in the back, and I'm guessing there are a few … | 06/23/2014 on Teleporting bread for... | +11 |
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2500 done out of 7500
I'm doing 500 a day so I don't shoot myself midway through
I'm doing 500 a day so I don't shoot myself midway through
