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Been a Anonymous for a year or more, decided to make an account (seems like it will be needed) but otherwise hello and hope to give you a chuckle or a feel good moment.

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#125 - Picture 07/18/2014 on Asian Actors +1
#4237 - **isuriand rolls 27** Well why not, I have nothing to lose. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
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#7200 - soundofwinter (07/18/2014) [-]
I am a trooper
#342 - You've lived up to your name. well done. 07/16/2014 on Are you lonely? +1
#514 - one of those epileptic screamer ***** that flashes s de… 07/16/2014 on Unhated Nations 0
#85 - Oh hell, you posted this in the last content! at least TRY to … 07/16/2014 on its supposed to be a reference +2
#408 - ****** cunt.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Unhated Nations +3
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#511 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
what was it?
#514 - isuriand (07/16/2014) [-]
one of those epileptic screamer shits that flashes s deformed monster face.

I was about to try to get some sleep to before I clicked and I had headphones in.

another picture for that arse.
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#19 - I was seeing what the community in general thought since there…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2014 on dear god....no... +1
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#20 - nudybooty (07/16/2014) [-]
I have no clue why people care so about others wearing crocs. Maybe I'm just weird, but I don't care what others wear, especially on their feet.
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#43 - garymotherfingoak (07/16/2014) [-]
it's an overdone joke that's taken too seriously, just like /pol/ hating jews.
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#40 - sursum (07/16/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ, there is a difference between not caring and having an opinion. Just because people here have expressed the opinion that crocs are fucking horrendous does not mean that we will burn at the stake those that wear them. We couldn't care less if you wear them but we will think whatever the fuck we want to think about them. I hate this casual smug superiority bullshit.
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#85 - nudybooty (07/16/2014) [-]
When it comes to living things, when you think about what it's doing or anything like that, that a mix of an opinion and cares because you took the time to form an opinion and most of the time people are vocal of their opinions when it comes to stuff like this.
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#35 - envinite (07/16/2014) [-]
The same with fedora, ugg boots, etc. People always complains like they are a fashion police a.k.a /fa/ggots when the fact is that their fashion taste is just average, wearing regular shirt and jeans.
#17 - Is it okay to wear crocs at home? or is the community consensu…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/16/2014 on dear god....no... +36
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#78 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/16/2014) [-]
Personally, I think they're pretty much fine. They're usually worn by people who actually have a reason to, such as a lifeguard at a waterpark or something. I watched a guy at my county fair wrestle alligators while wearing them. The only thing I have a problem with is people who wear socks with them, since that negates the purpose of them. I think a lot of people hate them just because they look really childish.
#52 - burningsmurfs (07/16/2014) [-]
I'd say just wear what you like too. There is always a "crocs" fad going on it just depends what that fad is for the current time. They are probably popular for a reason and people are gonna hate on them. Just don't wear socks with sandals that is NEVER ok.
#34 - cloymax (07/16/2014) [-]
it's your home, thus you're the only one allowed to give a fuck.
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#26 - zaggystirdust (07/16/2014) [-]
I usually wear crocs when doing yard work
but whatever works best for you, nigga, just don't let what people say vex you and you'll be good
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#18 - nudybooty (07/16/2014) [-]
Honestly. Wear them when ever the fuck you want. If people judge you for wearing them. Super glue a pair on their feet.
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#41 - jacksparojr (07/16/2014) [-]
I'm sure you think bow ties and and a brown belt with black shoes are acceptable too.

You gotta have a little pride in how you dress
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#84 - nudybooty (07/16/2014) [-]
Just because I don't care what others wear doesn't mean I dress "odd" also bow ties are ok, if they are black many people can pull the off in tux
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#19 - isuriand (07/16/2014) [-]
I was seeing what the community in general thought since there seems to be a whole bandwagon of sorts just loathing croc's very existence. thank you for your input.

And for anyone else, I wear socks with crocs at home; it's comfortable.
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#20 - nudybooty (07/16/2014) [-]
I have no clue why people care so about others wearing crocs. Maybe I'm just weird, but I don't care what others wear, especially on their feet.
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#43 - garymotherfingoak (07/16/2014) [-]
it's an overdone joke that's taken too seriously, just like /pol/ hating jews.
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#40 - sursum (07/16/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ, there is a difference between not caring and having an opinion. Just because people here have expressed the opinion that crocs are fucking horrendous does not mean that we will burn at the stake those that wear them. We couldn't care less if you wear them but we will think whatever the fuck we want to think about them. I hate this casual smug superiority bullshit.
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#85 - nudybooty (07/16/2014) [-]
When it comes to living things, when you think about what it's doing or anything like that, that a mix of an opinion and cares because you took the time to form an opinion and most of the time people are vocal of their opinions when it comes to stuff like this.
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#35 - envinite (07/16/2014) [-]
The same with fedora, ugg boots, etc. People always complains like they are a fashion police a.k.a /fa/ggots when the fact is that their fashion taste is just average, wearing regular shirt and jeans.
#146 - I've read that. my answer still stands. the thamlor are using … 07/14/2014 on stay off my land you skyrims +1
#107 - But remaining neutral gives a point towards thalmor. who are t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on stay off my land you skyrims 0
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#109 - lanfearandthecup (07/14/2014) [-]
if i made the game, i would trick the thalmor, imperals, and stormcloaks into one giant assed battle, and ride parthurnax into battle, with my legion of 10 thousand blades and wipe them all out.... then again its not my game...
#105 - The short answer to that is no.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on stay off my land you skyrims 0
#146 - isuriand (07/14/2014) [-]
I've read that. my answer still stands. the thamlor are using him indirectly; he does not work for them. the thamlor want him to continue the civil war as it is in skyrim so nords continue to die and imperial resources are wasted, making it easier for the thamlor to eventually wipe them out.
#52 - Thanks for the advice, I can run it on low right now okay so t… 07/13/2014 on stay off my land you skyrims +1
#31 - I'd agree with the modding part; I wish my pc could handle it …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on stay off my land you skyrims +1
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#48 - moistnuggests (07/13/2014) [-]
Actually a lot of those mods have a very low demand on you're pc and only change a few game settings.The ones that add more npcs and add battles do requires a stronger processor but nothing extreme. Post you're specs on the nexus forums and ask for advice from them about which mods you can run.

There are mods that reduce the load on you're pc or improve the way you're pc runs the overall game. Lots of little tricks to improve performance and reduce crashes.. One of my favorites is HiAlgo, basically it reduces the resolution when you don't need it...you'll never notice the difference but its a huge boost to performance. There's also mods that reduce the number of clutter you're computer has to process and render, clean up game cells, etc.
People don't seem to know they can mod their game for performance rather than looks.

As for the journal, that does sound about right, I haven't done a full playthrough in months so can't remember for sure.
#52 - isuriand (07/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for the advice, I can run it on low right now okay so that'll be great.
#6 - Thanks, I'll take a look for it. 07/13/2014 on Why the British don't have... 0
#15 - I honestly like how Bethesda (for the most part) did the civil…  [+] (31 new replies) 07/13/2014 on stay off my land you skyrims +32
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#104 - lanfearandthecup (07/14/2014) [-]
essentially, one side is racist as intense bodylove, and the other is a religon hater, both are equaly a scumbag, neutral for the win
#107 - isuriand (07/14/2014) [-]
But remaining neutral gives a point towards thalmor. who are the real religious haters and are xenophobic to the extreme. for my main character and myself personally I side with the Imperials even though I worship talos myself and am sympathetic to the stormcloak cause.

random (ish) gif for amusement.
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#109 - lanfearandthecup (07/14/2014) [-]
if i made the game, i would trick the thalmor, imperals, and stormcloaks into one giant assed battle, and ride parthurnax into battle, with my legion of 10 thousand blades and wipe them all out.... then again its not my game...
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#63 - heartlessrobot (07/14/2014) [-]
Actually, if the Stormcloaks win, the Thalmor get skyrim because Ulfric is a lying bastard and works for them.
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#105 - isuriand (07/14/2014) [-]
The short answer to that is no.
#146 - isuriand (07/14/2014) [-]
I've read that. my answer still stands. the thamlor are using him indirectly; he does not work for them. the thamlor want him to continue the civil war as it is in skyrim so nords continue to die and imperial resources are wasted, making it easier for the thamlor to eventually wipe them out.
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#22 - moistnuggests (07/13/2014) [-]
The writing for the civil war is great but not so much how it was implemented, the story and premise are all there but the only signs of a civil war are to be seen in cities and a few vague mentions. The vanilla civil war leaves a lot for the imagination, mods change that and add various battles and make cities actually care about you're allegiances and make the war actually feel like a war.

Now for Ulfric and the stormcloaks, I haven't played in a while but from what I recall after talking with virtually every npc in the game I've found that there is every possible reason to hate Ulfric.
The ban on Talos worship was never enforced until Ulfric started pointing out that Talos was still being worshiped and the dominion thus had a reason to send those female amusement-systems in green into skyrim to enforce the treaty.

Ulfric doesn't give two digestive end products about the people or fate of skyrim, he wants power.

Ulfric is basically being used by the dominion, refer to the journal in the embassy about him for more information. Basically the he was captured then released because the Thalmor thought he would do exactly what he is doing. They want a reason to go to war and Ulfric is their door into doing it lawfully.

Even if Ulfric was a decent guy who wanted his people to be free, he has some serious lack of foresight. He is loosing men left and right against the empire and he knows the Thalmor will attack as soon as he takes power and legalizes Talos worship. Whats his plan against the Thalmor? The whole intense bodyloveing empire couldn't beat them and he is having trouble against the empire half-assly trying to stop his revolt.


TL:dr I like Talos, I hate the dominion, I don't have a strong love for the empire, but I also hate Ulfric because the intense bodyloveer has caused more problems for skyrim then even the dominion ever could and is likely going to get every man, woman and child in skyrim enslaved or killed.
#125 - chocolatewhite (07/14/2014) [-]
what's some of the best mods for this?
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#127 - moistnuggests (07/14/2014) [-]
Hard to say, there are some interface mods that are absolutely essential as the vanilla UI looks like digestive end product.

If I had to pick one mod and one mod only I would go with requiem, it adds a lot of content (items, npcs, places, and quests) and changes a lot of settings to make the game feel more realistic, revamps perks, smithing and enchanting, changes armor so iron protects like a piece of iron and dragonscale makes you feel like the untouchable god you are.
#132 - chocolatewhite (07/14/2014) [-]
Thanks for the suggestion. I'd recommend the Live Another Life mod. I haven't played much but it's pretty cool how you can start anew with a absolutely new storyline. Also, you can choose to be a soldier on either side of the war. I haven't played this yet - just started as of posting - but I have a good vibe about it.
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#144 - moistnuggests (07/14/2014) [-]
That one is always on my list, anything that lets you skip that drawnout intro is welcomed.

Overall I think when I was actively playing skyrim (haven't played in at least two months) I had about 60-70+ mods so choosing just one is tough, even when I tried to do a low load order playthrough by removing all but the essentials I still had something like 30 (hard decisions were made). Plus over a dozen programs, everything from troubleshooting to performance.

After you roam around the nexus for a few weeks and watch the popular mods reviews I usually check out Gopher and Brodua. Gopher has some good modding tutorials amid his sea of playthroughs. finding good mods won't be a problem...the problem will be trying not to hoard them. I've got at least 60gigs worth of skyrim mods (not mentioning the fallout 3/NV)
#120 - Mr Unsmiley (07/14/2014) [-]
I teared up reading all that thought-out logic.

Makes me wish you could just introduce a third faction into the war: you.

Just standing at the steps of High Hrothgar, killing Nords, Imperials, and High Elves alike so you, a single person and the most deadly mortal alive, can end the war by you'reself.
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#108 - Lautart (07/14/2014) [-]
Mind you I agree with you and all.
on a side note
heh, digestive end products
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#112 - Lautart (07/14/2014) [-]
nevermind, just realized they're new word filters.
#85 - alecd (07/14/2014) [-]
I decided which side I would support by looking at the Jarls on each side of the conflict. And the only one I ever actually liked, and considered a good ruler, was Jarl Balgruf who eventually decides to join the Imperials. The rest of the jarls can eat my dick.
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#94 - teddybearlove (07/14/2014) [-]
i just beat this game for the first time today... i chose to save my friends because i clicked some spoiler eyes when i shouldnt have... eeven still it was a crazy game!
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#83 - evilmagic (07/14/2014) [-]
Do you have any names or links to the mods that improve the Civil War stuff? Would be pretty cool for a play through
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#90 - hydraetis (07/14/2014) [-]
I'd imagine there are still a lot of bugs and stuff, but I'd say it's still probably the best one you'll find.

www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/37216/?
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#100 - evilmagic (07/14/2014) [-]
Thanks man
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#69 - norkas (07/14/2014) [-]
The Empire is better in the long term. They would quell the rebellion, bring about peace again and prepare for the Thalmor's inevitable onslaught.
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#89 - hydraetis (07/14/2014) [-]
I like the Empire because they represent order.
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#56 - chimpaflimp (07/14/2014) [-]
I would have been happy with the civil war thing if you had the option to say "intense bodylove the lot of you, I'm taking the throne of Skyrim for myself because I'm the gods-damned Dragonborn!".
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#46 - greatgranpapy (07/13/2014) [-]
A friend of mine who is an Elder Scrolls lore buff said that the Dominion was fixing on getting its collective digestive end product wrecked 'cause they were apparently gearing towards an invasion of Hammerfell, which is bad because Hammerfell having canons is a thing.
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#110 - sirgawain (07/14/2014) [-]
Woah woah woah. Cannons? Even the DWEMER didn't have intense bodylovein' CANNONS.
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#45 - oboleader (07/13/2014) [-]
Not entirely true. The empire could have very well defeated the Thalmor.

Have you read the ingame book "The Great War"? It outlines the thalmore capture of imperial city and how the empire took it back, utterly destroying the thalmor army. They we're poised to completely push them out of their territory and invade summerset isle.

They gareed to the White-Gold Concordat because they we're tired of fighting.
#32 - anon (07/13/2014) [-]
At the same time though, there's a question of is the Empire ruling the right thing.

They couldn't protect the provinces or Cyrodiil from Mankar Camoran and they served up Hammerfell to the Dominion on a platter, and the Redguards managed to defeat the Dominion all on their own, without the Empire's help. Independent Hammerfell/Skyrim alliance, anyone?

The Empire also might SAY that they're only putting a small force against Ulfric, but I seriously doubt that. The ancient Romans did the exact same thing with Spartacus and he tore right through them, just like Ulfric did until Tullius, best general in the Empire, showed up. Besides, you'd think they'd send more men once Solitude itself was threatened? But they didn't, because they couldn't afford to. Don't forget that Ulfric held out against the Empire with only the support of the four poorest, weakest Holds there are and the Empire STILL couldn't beat him.

Ulfric's still an backpassage, but I don't think the Empire will be much better.
#31 - isuriand (07/13/2014) [-]
I'd agree with the modding part; I wish my pc could handle it though. maybe I'll post my specs for this somewhere and see what people say I need to upgrade or do. as for the dossier on ulfric and thamlor intentions. I think their goal is how skyrim is currently when the PC escapes helgen, civil war with no end. that way nords are continually getting killed and divided, it said in that journal that aid could be given, but carefully so neither side gains a upper hand over the other.
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#48 - moistnuggests (07/13/2014) [-]
Actually a lot of those mods have a very low demand on you're pc and only change a few game settings.The ones that add more npcs and add battles do requires a stronger processor but nothing extreme. Post you're specs on the nexus forums and ask for advice from them about which mods you can run.

There are mods that reduce the load on you're pc or improve the way you're pc runs the overall game. Lots of little tricks to improve performance and reduce crashes.. One of my favorites is HiAlgo, basically it reduces the resolution when you don't need it...you'll never notice the difference but its a huge boost to performance. There's also mods that reduce the number of clutter you're computer has to process and render, clean up game cells, etc.
People don't seem to know they can mod their game for performance rather than looks.

As for the journal, that does sound about right, I haven't done a full playthrough in months so can't remember for sure.
#52 - isuriand (07/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for the advice, I can run it on low right now okay so that'll be great.
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#28 - moistnuggests (07/13/2014) [-]
you're* allegiances

#3 - Anyone know which episode this clip came from?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Why the British don't have... +2
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#5 - shadowmancer (07/13/2014) [-]
It's from the special where Jeremy and James drive to the North Pole while Richard takes a team of sled dogs. I don't remember the season, but it came out in 2007. Think it was actually called the Polar Special. Hope this helps.
#23 - wwwkkkkkwww (07/13/2014) [-]
Didn't check if the scene was in this episode, but here's part 1.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNkvASxfEWQ
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#6 - isuriand (07/13/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'll take a look for it.
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#11 - xyzlegend (07/12/2014) [-]
is from the movie
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User avatar #1 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #2 to #1 - isuriand (06/22/2014) [-]
For a moment I was wondering why you just randomly said **** you to me; now I remember. did you get to everyone else yet?
User avatar #3 to #2 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
2500 done out of 7500
I'm doing 500 a day so I don't shoot myself midway through
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