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isoscelessandwich

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: PS3
PSN: Wartooth118
Date Signed Up:3/24/2011
Last Login:4/01/2015
Location:A declaration of my location is a requesition for assassination
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Highest Content Rank:#970
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Times Content Favorited:341 times
Total Comments Made:1732
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Cut your sandwiches into triangles. It's geometrically delicious!

latest user's comments

#55 - Advanced endgame techniques. 06/09/2013 on opo +2
#1 - I'm just gonna keep refreshing and save everything you post, k? 06/09/2013 on niggersbyproxy's profile 0
#113 - Picture 06/09/2013 on Fifty Shades of Blue +11
#49 - Picture 06/09/2013 on impaledsandwich's profile 0
#47 - Also, an avatar for you. It's impaled on a toothpick.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2013 on impaledsandwich's profile 0
User avatar #48 - impaledsandwich (06/09/2013) [-]
That's it. I do love you.
#49 - isoscelessandwich (06/09/2013) [-]
#46 - We shall combine, and our offspring will be deadly polygonal s…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2013 on impaledsandwich's profile 0
#47 - isoscelessandwich (06/09/2013) [-]
Also, an avatar for you.

It's impaled on a toothpick.
User avatar #48 - impaledsandwich (06/09/2013) [-]
That's it. I do love you.
#49 - isoscelessandwich (06/09/2013) [-]
#10 - this is my only other lilly picture I'm so sorry  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2013 on Let's take a walk 0
#11 - hellokittyofdeath (06/08/2013) [-]
I mostly have Rin, but Lily iz best grl.
#3 - Yes. 06/08/2013 on Empty +1
#10 - It's /b/. We know. 06/08/2013 on 4chan 0
#8 - "Could...could you describe it to me?"  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Let's take a walk +7
User avatar #21 - impaledsandwich (06/08/2013) [-]
Sure.

There's a small path leading into a cemetery. It's been shoveled, maybe plowed, of snow, which lies thickly in all directions. Up ahead are rocky, black and white mountains, looking down with blind interest. They know we're here, but it doesn't affect them.

All around are trees, leafless for the winter. They look like skeletons desperately clawing for just one more breath of life, another chance to see the one they love or just to laugh or feel the wind. The trees aren't quite dead, though, and they aren't in agony; they've taken leave of this place and flown south, leaving their trunks behind.

The cemetery is dead, but at peace with that fact. It almost stretches forever, but then ends just when you begin to think that there must have been a massacre here. Even the nicest stones look no more important than a simple rock.

And up above are the Northern Lights, waves of green and blue painted in neon brushstrokes. They're the color of a faint smile of someone you knew long ago, but who is now gone from your life, and the stars peeking through from above whisper a hint of an echo, one you know you've heard but can't remember where, or exactly what. The lights are cold, colder even than the air and snow around us, but a kind of quiet, loving kind of cold. The kind that will let you sit alone when you want to or keep you company when you're lonely.

It all comes together to make a faint music just on the edge of hearing that makes you think of someone you love and wish they could just listen a little with you, if only for a moment, so that they could see it too.

I think I love you, other sandwich.
#20 - bobthestarship (06/08/2013) [-]
Shit's fuckin' scary yo, like disney land but with dead peeps
User avatar #9 - hellokittyofdeath (06/08/2013) [-]
The color of the sky is one to which your eyes glow. It's a beautiful shade, one to which I can never tire of seeing, especially when they are so happy and lighted. The path we walk along is filled with every crunch of snow our feet make. I can hear it now, can't you? It is extremely pure and white, yet it could never surpass you. Nothing could ever do such a thing. And every step I take, every squeeze of my hand you make, I can feel just a little better. I can feel just a little closer to you, Lily. And that makes me feel happy. Very happy.
#10 - isoscelessandwich (06/08/2013) [-]
this is my only other lilly picture I'm so sorry
#11 - hellokittyofdeath (06/08/2013) [-]
I mostly have Rin, but Lily iz best grl.
#3 - I was expecting something more along the lines of this. 06/07/2013 on nine second video 0
#13 - Humans are weird.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on the worlds smallest and... +29
#72 - smellmyfaceforswag (06/08/2013) [-]
#28 - xanderpetty (06/07/2013) [-]
I know right
#264 - Picture 06/07/2013 on Awesome +4
#263 - His face is hilarious. He's just like "I am the conquerin… 06/07/2013 on Awesome +13
#100 - Something along these lines, I think. 06/03/2013 on title 0
#33 - Picture 06/03/2013 on But Senpai... 0
#134 - Ah yes, the "Is my girlfriend a psycho" test. 06/02/2013 on I haven't been fully honest... +2
#12 - Picture 05/18/2013 on I hate when people hack... 0
#18 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Dolphin Used Water Pulse! +2
#29 - ganaloththedragon (05/17/2013) [-]
Wondered how at first. Saw it was upside down.

I'm a retard.
#38 - Picture 05/17/2013 on The new "Taken" movie is on... +2
#37 - Dude, krogan testicles are 40,000 credits for a whole set. I d… 05/17/2013 on The new "Taken" movie is on... +4
#9 - Also, unrelated, but I've noticed that I play better when angr… 05/15/2013 on Spoiler Free Guide +2
#8 - Rolling is the key to victory.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Spoiler Free Guide +3
#54 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [-]
I actually rarely roll. Heater shield, and watch my stamina carefully. Helps that my knight starts with it.
User avatar #9 - isoscelessandwich (05/15/2013) [-]
Also, unrelated, but I've noticed that I play better when angry. Anyone else like that or am I the only Dark Souls berzerker?
#4 - I knew this would be relevant one day.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on It arrived! +4
#9 - phantomi (05/15/2013) [-]
#1 - Comment deleted 05/15/2013 on Well... +2
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #16 - Dwarf (09/12/2013) [-]
No, I did it because you are le bouche dag.
#17 to #16 - isoscelessandwich ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Pot calling the kettle black, bruh.
#18 to #17 - Dwarf (09/12/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #353 at Some fangirl... ** I don't think that means what you think that means. Not liking the Kion Ling doesn't make me a bouche dag.
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #353 at Some fangirl... ** I don't think that means what you think that means. Not liking the Kion Ling doesn't make me a bouche dag.
User avatar #19 to #18 - isoscelessandwich ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
"I don't like The Lion King"

"Clearly almost all of FJ has soft feelings for the Lion King, so I'm going to express that you're about to be thumbed to oblivion in a humorous manner."

"OMG I RED THUMB YUO"
User avatar #11 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
hey man, I was just wondering, since you dont play items anymore, is it cool if I get yours? :)

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #12 to #11 - isoscelessandwich ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Sure. I got no idea how to do that, but sure.
User avatar #13 to #12 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
I send a trade request, you get a notification, click on go to items interface, go to the tab that says requests received, click on my request and then do the captcha and accept :D

Thank you by the way :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - isoscelessandwich ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
An bored afternoon's work is now yours.
User avatar #15 to #14 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
haha, thank you, if you ever get bored again, let me know XP
User avatar #5 - fatemah (07/09/2012) [-]
you are attractive.
therefore i shall stalk you.
#4 - FightClub (06/12/2012) [-]
This image has expired
your display photo is now a symbol of honor that represents and venerates me

couldn't have attained any photo better
#3 - isoscelessandwich ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
**isoscelessandwich rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at schrodinger's cat **
#1 - anonymous (03/29/2011) [-]
thanks for the lolz. my trolling days ore over though
User avatar #2 to #3 - isoscelessandwich ONLINE (03/29/2011) [-]
You're a good troll. I"ll give you that.
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