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isoscelessandwich

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: PS3
PSN: Wartooth118
Date Signed Up:3/24/2011
Last Login:3/28/2015
Location:A declaration of my location is a requesition for assassination
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4156
Comment Ranking:#10463
Highest Content Rank:#970
Highest Comment Rank:#602
Content Thumbs: 9381 total,  10392 ,  1011
Comment Thumbs: 8254 total,  8972 ,  718
Content Level Progress: 56.99% (57/100)
Level 189 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 80% (80/100)
Level 281 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:3
Content Views:491281
Times Content Favorited:341 times
Total Comments Made:1732
FJ Points:5902
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Cut your sandwiches into triangles. It's geometrically delicious!

latest user's comments

#405 - I'd imagine if the phone speakers weren't limited, it would ev… 08/31/2013 on Phone scream fight 0
#18 - Honestly I thought it was a toss-up between Terminator, Hellbo… 08/27/2013 on who would win in a fight... 0
#92 - Is dis ***** srs 08/24/2013 on Scumbag Zelda -2
#16 - Nope. Sleep time for me. I've been on the internet too long tonight. 08/24/2013 on Just keep swimming, just... 0
#19 - That's the most corporate brothel I've ever heard of. … 08/24/2013 on (untitled) +7
#10 - Being a prostitute has never sounded like a good career choice…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2013 on (untitled) +82
User avatar #37 - witislimited (08/24/2013) [-]
But you lack experience. You won't get hired so easily...
#1 - Your content is bad and you should feel bad. 08/01/2013 on NEW MEME 0
#57 - Comment deleted 08/01/2013 on found +1
#56 - Picture 08/01/2013 on found 0
#3 - than love kai -in the has machine AN l U ber H… 07/30/2013 on You can't really argue with... +2
#4 - Picture 07/30/2013 on desc 0
#78 - The musical ineptitude of recent popular artists is physically… 07/30/2013 on Hi -1
#18 - **isoscelessandwich rolled a random image posted in comment … 07/30/2013 on Spotify 0
#17 - Comment deleted 07/30/2013 on Spotify 0
#20 - Oh yeah, that's my favorite Magic card.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2013 on Hitler's favorite pokemon +1
#29 - benjamino (07/24/2013) [-]
10 mana though, too expensive for a 3000/2500
#53 - MFW I try to do this.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2013 on Amazing Sleight Of Hand +6
#88 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
KILL HER!
#174 - I give that one a pun out of ten. 07/19/2013 on THERE IS A DIFFERENCE +1
#172 - It's not ironic. Still, thanks for the tip. Snapped t… 07/19/2013 on THERE IS A DIFFERENCE +1
#143 - Picture 07/11/2013 on bees +2
#27 - Live or frozen have the same nutritional value. It's just a li… 07/05/2013 on shower snake 0
#25 - So, you do realize that, when you get mice, you can get multip…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2013 on shower snake 0
User avatar #26 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I like to feed him live mice
I think they are more healthy for him...
User avatar #27 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
Live or frozen have the same nutritional value. It's just a little it easier to feed him live mice, since you don't have to warm them up. There's also the fact that thy can actually hurt the snake sometimes if they can bite him in the face/eyes.
#1 - Well. That was...uhm... Something. 07/05/2013 on .... +3
#23 - Look man, I"m just saying. Food is important.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2013 on shower snake 0
User avatar #24 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I agree with you
I am not saying that I don't because it really is
But snakes can live a year without food (not saying they should) but 3 weeks isn't that long for him
I do try to feed him weekly and actually I was about to feed him yesterday and I realized I didn't have anything to feed him in so I couldn't get a mouse...
User avatar #25 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
So, you do realize that, when you get mice, you can get multiple frozen ones, right? I generally get a 6-pack every couple months. Thaw 'em in hot water and they'll be nice and warm for the eating.
User avatar #26 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I like to feed him live mice
I think they are more healthy for him...
User avatar #27 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
Live or frozen have the same nutritional value. It's just a little it easier to feed him live mice, since you don't have to warm them up. There's also the fact that thy can actually hurt the snake sometimes if they can bite him in the face/eyes.
#21 - You've gotta take better care of your pets, bro. =\  [+] (6 new replies) 07/05/2013 on shower snake 0
User avatar #22 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I take good care of him
And I honestly don't like being told I don't
Because I keep his humidity at a good level
I water him
I just can't get him a mouse because I don't have a license and I can't drive up
and every time we are out I forget about the mouse
And the heat lamp is just my fault in general I will agree with that.
But other than that I give him what he needs and I treat him with respect I don't get pissed when he bites me or anything because I understand that it is my fault no matter what the reason he bit me for
I never treat him badly
The most I do is call him a dickhead but that is just a joke.
I take care of him just fine
when he had a bad shed I sat there for 2 hours after I knew his skin was healed and I peeled it off and he was a lot happier for it
I know a lot of it is my fault
But I really don't respect you telling me I don't take care of him good
There is a lot I don't do or do wrong
But I try my honest best to treat him the way he deserves to be treated
Sometimes I fall short and fail to give him what he needs but I can promise you I try my best.
User avatar #23 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
Look man, I"m just saying. Food is important.
User avatar #24 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I agree with you
I am not saying that I don't because it really is
But snakes can live a year without food (not saying they should) but 3 weeks isn't that long for him
I do try to feed him weekly and actually I was about to feed him yesterday and I realized I didn't have anything to feed him in so I couldn't get a mouse...
User avatar #25 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
So, you do realize that, when you get mice, you can get multiple frozen ones, right? I generally get a 6-pack every couple months. Thaw 'em in hot water and they'll be nice and warm for the eating.
User avatar #26 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I like to feed him live mice
I think they are more healthy for him...
User avatar #27 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
Live or frozen have the same nutritional value. It's just a little it easier to feed him live mice, since you don't have to warm them up. There's also the fact that thy can actually hurt the snake sometimes if they can bite him in the face/eyes.
#19 - Okay, lots of problems here. 1. Feed your snake once …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/05/2013 on shower snake 0
User avatar #20 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I haven't really been able to get him a mouse
And the heat lamp I agree with but a lot of the times I don't walk in my room
And if I do I forget to do it.
User avatar #21 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
You've gotta take better care of your pets, bro. =\
User avatar #22 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I take good care of him
And I honestly don't like being told I don't
Because I keep his humidity at a good level
I water him
I just can't get him a mouse because I don't have a license and I can't drive up
and every time we are out I forget about the mouse
And the heat lamp is just my fault in general I will agree with that.
But other than that I give him what he needs and I treat him with respect I don't get pissed when he bites me or anything because I understand that it is my fault no matter what the reason he bit me for
I never treat him badly
The most I do is call him a dickhead but that is just a joke.
I take care of him just fine
when he had a bad shed I sat there for 2 hours after I knew his skin was healed and I peeled it off and he was a lot happier for it
I know a lot of it is my fault
But I really don't respect you telling me I don't take care of him good
There is a lot I don't do or do wrong
But I try my honest best to treat him the way he deserves to be treated
Sometimes I fall short and fail to give him what he needs but I can promise you I try my best.
User avatar #23 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
Look man, I"m just saying. Food is important.
User avatar #24 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I agree with you
I am not saying that I don't because it really is
But snakes can live a year without food (not saying they should) but 3 weeks isn't that long for him
I do try to feed him weekly and actually I was about to feed him yesterday and I realized I didn't have anything to feed him in so I couldn't get a mouse...
User avatar #25 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
So, you do realize that, when you get mice, you can get multiple frozen ones, right? I generally get a 6-pack every couple months. Thaw 'em in hot water and they'll be nice and warm for the eating.
User avatar #26 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I like to feed him live mice
I think they are more healthy for him...
User avatar #27 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
Live or frozen have the same nutritional value. It's just a little it easier to feed him live mice, since you don't have to warm them up. There's also the fact that thy can actually hurt the snake sometimes if they can bite him in the face/eyes.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #16 - Dwarf (09/12/2013) [-]
No, I did it because you are le bouche dag.
#17 to #16 - isoscelessandwich (09/12/2013) [-]
Pot calling the kettle black, bruh.
#18 to #17 - Dwarf (09/12/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #353 at Some fangirl... ** I don't think that means what you think that means. Not liking the Kion Ling doesn't make me a bouche dag.
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #353 at Some fangirl... ** I don't think that means what you think that means. Not liking the Kion Ling doesn't make me a bouche dag.
User avatar #19 to #18 - isoscelessandwich (09/12/2013) [-]
"I don't like The Lion King"

"Clearly almost all of FJ has soft feelings for the Lion King, so I'm going to express that you're about to be thumbed to oblivion in a humorous manner."

"OMG I RED THUMB YUO"
User avatar #11 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
hey man, I was just wondering, since you dont play items anymore, is it cool if I get yours? :)

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #12 to #11 - isoscelessandwich (05/07/2013) [-]
Sure. I got no idea how to do that, but sure.
User avatar #13 to #12 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
I send a trade request, you get a notification, click on go to items interface, go to the tab that says requests received, click on my request and then do the captcha and accept :D

Thank you by the way :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - isoscelessandwich (05/08/2013) [-]
An bored afternoon's work is now yours.
User avatar #15 to #14 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
haha, thank you, if you ever get bored again, let me know XP
User avatar #5 - fatemah (07/09/2012) [-]
you are attractive.
therefore i shall stalk you.
#4 - FightClub (06/12/2012) [-]
This image has expired
your display photo is now a symbol of honor that represents and venerates me

couldn't have attained any photo better
#3 - isoscelessandwich (06/08/2012) [-]
**isoscelessandwich rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at schrodinger's cat **
#1 - anonymous (03/29/2011) [-]
thanks for the lolz. my trolling days ore over though
User avatar #2 to #3 - isoscelessandwich (03/29/2011) [-]
You're a good troll. I"ll give you that.
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