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Steam Profile: Ornstein
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Date Signed Up:6/09/2014
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#45 - Depends what items really.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2015 on isolovegames's profile 0
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#46 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
I like the weeds for sure and a lot of stuff really

anything you collect?
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#47 - isolovegames (04/21/2015) [-]
Iron. Lots and lots of iron.
#5 - Picture 04/21/2015 on it's only a flesh wound! +2
#46 - Comment deleted 04/21/2015 on A Heart's Desire 0
#39 - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson vs. Bishop Havel "The…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on The Rock +2
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#51 - noahlikespie (04/20/2015) [-]
The Rock would win
#1 - >Mfw cheatcodes 04/20/2015 on lol +1
#2 - For those who made it to the bottom and didn't cry / cringe / … 04/20/2015 on FJ? Were you having a good... +34
#15 - Plague Doctors confirmed for jews.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Da Jews +7
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#16 - cptcanada (04/20/2015) [-]
well they are doctors
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#17 - rockmanfan (04/20/2015) [-]
not all asians are jews.
#4 - All the time. 04/20/2015 on Hunger problems +6
#14 - You look like an ONI mask.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Fist-bump +22
#16 - anon (04/20/2015) [-]
My boyfriend, the Oni mask. Did I fall into an anime? Do I have pink hair?

Coolmcbob
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#15 - coolmcbob (04/20/2015) [-]
That's fuckin brilliant
#13 - Comment deleted 04/20/2015 on Fist-bump +1
#53 - >ExplainExplain 04/20/2015 on Compilation of Cringe #2 +2
#355 - In the chest to the right. 04/20/2015 on Dear fucking god why!? 0
#353 - Mimic mimic...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Dear fucking god why!? 0
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#354 - leetninijaz (04/20/2015) [-]
Where is your God now?
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#355 - isolovegames (04/20/2015) [-]
In the chest to the right.
#43 - Thanks man. 04/20/2015 on Compilation of Cringe #2 0
#22 - I would be pissed too if I had cauliflower stuck in my nostril. 04/20/2015 on Queer Childalis +15
#15 - Mfw I start cock-fights with the mob 04/20/2015 on Animal sports +1
#2 - Been parrying the **** out of everyone with my Rapier W… 04/20/2015 on 420 +1
#1 - Time to browse blaze some dank memes kush. 04/20/2015 on happy 420 guys +1
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (34 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Compilation of Cringe #2 +46
#84 - iluvnutella (04/20/2015) [-]
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#77 - hourlyb (04/20/2015) [-]
Not so much "cringe" as much as "vomit"
#76 - basaltface (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh what the hell...
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#69 - puffingpuffin (04/20/2015) [-]
Somehow... I managed to finish my lunch through this. That was worse than fefe.
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#67 - puiupuuu (04/20/2015) [-]
This was so disgusting I managed to laugh a couple times. Worthy of being a post by itself.
#52 - anon (04/20/2015) [-]
You managed to make me feel disgusted. That is an achievement is and of itself.
#54 - anon (04/20/2015) [-]
You know what, one reaction will not do this just. Have another one.
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#51 - nurucio (04/20/2015) [-]
Reading things don't usually make me ill, just jesus h tittyfucking christ, I almost vomited all over my keyboard. Going outside to breathe in some fresh air now...
#40 - siraiy (04/20/2015) [-]
jesus fucking christ
#36 - Barrow (04/20/2015) [-]
Dude what the fuck.

It's going in.
#43 - isolovegames (04/20/2015) [-]
Thanks man.
#32 - certifiedidiot (04/20/2015) [-]
#31 - stallwallwriter (04/20/2015) [-]
"Except the swamps had just come out of this woman's ass and there was no Yoda"

Sweet baby Jesus. I'm going to remember reading this forever, I can't even imagine what it's like for those doctors and nurses.
#27 - ProjectDelta (04/20/2015) [-]
Jesus fucking christ, this needs more thumbs.

I gagged a little
#21 - nanakianakinthree (04/20/2015) [-]
That's the sort of shit that gives you nightmares. That doctor may be ex-military but he'll probably have worse flashbacks from that incident than any other.

I mean who the fuck injects fucking drugs into their perineum!
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#19 - bioexplain (04/20/2015) [-]
Stories like these make me glad I switched from medicine to biochemistry when I was at uni.
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#90 - ytzion (04/20/2015) [-]
What the post deleted was ?I missed it...
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#101 - bioexplain (04/20/2015) [-]
It was quite a detailed post about a woman with quite an infection in her rectal area. The detail was in the discharge that was released when the surgeon operated.
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#45 - alexandrz (04/20/2015) [-]
Why are there so many of you people
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#48 - bioexplain (04/20/2015) [-]
I used to be summoned all the time but I left for a year for a research project in America and people forgot about me. Me and sciencexplain used to work with each other (heck we used to share the sciencexplain account) but sometimes irl duties are a bitch.
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#46 - bioexplain (04/20/2015) [-]
Explain accounts you mean? There was a huge post a very long time ago where the old jokexplain had an idea to get a bunch of people to explain stuff. The idea is that when someone is confused about a certain subject they can summon the person involved with the subject and we will come to help. It was alright for the first few weeks, people asked permission on accounts and it was well organised but then people just started making explain accounts on everything under the sun and shit went whack. Still there's an easy way to know who the original guys are. Their profile pictures are the ones made by blobboy. There are some exceptions to this though.
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#102 - genericnickname (04/21/2015) [-]
wait, current jokexplain is not original jokexplain?

Oh.
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#103 - jokexplain (04/21/2015) [-]
Nope! I'm thingexplain. I explain the things. ALL OF THEM. I took over for jokexplain when he retired at the beginning of the new year.
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#104 - genericnickname (04/21/2015) [-]
Oh ok.

Do they have another alias on FJ, or did they just leave?
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#105 - jokexplain (04/21/2015) [-]
They're still around. Sometimes they log in to this account late at night and post a comment just to fuck with me when I look at notifications in the morning.
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#106 - genericnickname (04/21/2015) [-]
Ahh I see.
Cool to know!
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#53 - isolovegames (04/20/2015) [-]
>ExplainExplain
#18 - cptcanada (04/20/2015) [-]
holy fuckin shit
that was the first time anything on the internet made me puke so congrats
#94 - nigasd (04/20/2015) [-]
Thing got deleted, remember the basic gist of it?
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#95 - cptcanada (04/20/2015) [-]
native woman decide to cure here own disease, shit got infected so a doctor and a few very unlucky nurses had to carve out rotting flesh, actual shit, pus and other things from this womans ass
#96 - nigasd (04/20/2015) [-]
Sounds like fun, thanks. glad i wasn't eating
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#97 - cptcanada (04/20/2015) [-]
i was.......when i read it
#98 - nigasd (04/20/2015) [-]
RIP
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#15 - noonesperfect (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh god what the fuck
#2 - Now bording 4u to Les Banes, Germany!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Bane 0
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#9 - awesomanium (04/20/2015) [-]
Digne-Les-Bains is in France
#6 - That dollar menu one though... it's so true. >MFW 04/20/2015 on Here, take this ratchet -... +3
#24 - Cheeki Breeki-chu. 04/20/2015 on Rarest pokemon of all +1
#5 - That was actually very on point... for you. 04/20/2015 on Good quality family time +1
#117 - Well dragon? Would you like to hear my offer for the damsel?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Fairy tale +2
#175 - anon (04/23/2015) [-]
ornstein is best stein
#108 - Are you that guy from Argentina? There was a guy who …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on 300x folded katana 0
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#109 - pwnagraphy (04/20/2015) [-]
No I'm white

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#17 - isolovegames (03/28/2015) [-]
stickied by isolovegames
Congratulations, you've found my profile. I don't know what you were expecting but you found it.
User avatar #79 - nickypickle (09/24/2015) [-]
you play undertale?
#77 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
No one is getting past him!
#71 - isolovegames (07/12/2015) [-]
I'm Toasty Ghost. Hi /k/ and /mlp/. I was going to post this to /mlp/ but I just couldn't find the time.
#64 - satrenkotheone (05/22/2015) [-]
You don't happen to have DkS 1 for PC....?
User avatar #65 to #64 - isolovegames (05/23/2015) [-]
No. I wish.
#66 to #65 - satrenkotheone (05/23/2015) [-]
Dang, I'm currently having a beer or two and would like to have someone to play with or some **** but eh.

Only have a few friends with DkS 1 on PC and they mostly live overseas from me (Norway here) so their connection is really bad as well.
User avatar #67 to #66 - isolovegames (05/23/2015) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #68 to #67 - satrenkotheone (05/23/2015) [-]
Ya, sorry to bother.
#62 - cutenesseverypost (05/12/2015) [-]
Ey Iso, plans changed.
Today on tuesday, I'm not actually going to be leaving, apparently.
Instead, I'll be leaving on wednesday or thurseday.
If you ever get this message today, hopefully, I will be on the ps3 awaiting your game invite.
I mysdelf prefer Tranzit over many other maps, but I will play even the worst ones. (I/e Shangri-la)
#59 - dargent (04/27/2015) [-]
When can I expect another How To **** **** Up comp?
User avatar #60 to #59 - isolovegames (04/27/2015) [-]
Today at 1pm~
User avatar #58 - isolovegames (04/26/2015) [-]
Comp Paste
User avatar #61 to #58 - isolovegames (04/27/2015) [-]
"Most lion tamers consider a small chair to be sufficient to keep a lion from attacking them. Should you be so fortunate as to have a chair handy when your opponent is attacking you with a knife, seize the chair as in Fig. 72. Rush at him, jabbing one or more of the legs of the chair into his body. The odds in favor of your overpowering your opponent are roughly three to one, and well worth taking (Fig. 73)."
#53 - jokervsbatsy (04/24/2015) [-]
So do you have some kind of scientific knowledge, or are you just some dude who found some cool stuff on /k/?   
   
   
 Idek why I ask, you're probably the second thing
So do you have some kind of scientific knowledge, or are you just some dude who found some cool stuff on /k/?


Idek why I ask, you're probably the second thing
User avatar #54 to #53 - isolovegames (04/24/2015) [-]
I'm the guy who found them on /k/ but I tested most of them out. so I know mostly what to do.
User avatar #55 to #54 - jokervsbatsy (04/25/2015) [-]
Have you tried the homemade flamethrower?

cause I want to know if the spray can is gonna explode in my face
#48 - isolovegames (04/22/2015) [-]
: FBI WATCH LIST FOR COMP 2 :
thenewnuggubler, mrjweezy, rebornpotato, oosulley, arkadia, akulakhan, elyiia, eberengar
User avatar #44 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
hey what would you want for some of your items?
User avatar #45 to #44 - isolovegames (04/21/2015) [-]
Depends what items really.
User avatar #46 to #45 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
I like the weeds for sure and a lot of stuff really

anything you collect?
User avatar #47 to #46 - isolovegames (04/21/2015) [-]
Iron. Lots and lots of iron.
#37 - isolovegames (04/14/2015) [-]
**isolovegames rolled user derpthefifth ** You have invaded the world of...
**isolovegames rolled user derpthefifth ** You have invaded the world of...
User avatar #41 to #40 - isolovegames (04/14/2015) [-]
Yes, hold on while I create a sunbro summon sign gif...
#42 to #41 - isolovegames (04/14/2015) [-]
Ta-da!
Ta-da!
#43 to #42 - isolovegames (04/14/2015) [-]
And the a regular summon sign. There you go derpthefifth.
And the a regular summon sign. There you go derpthefifth.
#38 to #37 - isolovegames (04/14/2015) [-]
**isolovegames rolled user theycallmesatan ** Being summoned as a red phantom...
**isolovegames rolled user theycallmesatan ** Being summoned as a red phantom...
#39 to #38 - theycallmesatan (04/14/2015) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"****theycallmesatan rolled image**
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"**
**theycallmesatan rolled image**
#26 - ponyseks (04/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #27 to #26 - isolovegames (04/13/2015) [-]
Sorry man, I delete most ************ comments. Mostly themed ones though.
#28 to #27 - ponyseks (04/13/2015) [-]
Meh, I'm new to this sort of thing, just trying it out.
I respect you for being smart enough to just remove them instead of being a retard and replying to it.
The people who do not remove the comments immediately clearly have no clue on how this **** works
#20 - isolovegames (04/09/2015) [-]
Color in's done by me and the Originals by someone else.
#18 - anon (04/03/2015) [-]
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