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#18 - Remember when Zimbabwe was Rhodesia? I do- right before …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2015 on White Students Barricade... +2
#8 - OP what's the intended purpose of this comp- to ****… 10/22/2015 on ew titles +2
#28 - Nice comp. 10/22/2015 on have fun 0
#38 - Um... OP- I think I would like a word with you. 10/21/2015 on Dem bullets +5
#9 - It's nice having the world's hardest metal for a dick.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2015 on friction welding +2
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#29 - halor (10/22/2015) [-]
mineral =/= metal , some minerals contain metals in their structure but metals themselves are not minerals...besides Diamond is 99.9% carbon with some random impurities
#61 - M | O | O | N - Hydrogen (sauce) : Hotline Miami  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2015 on   +1
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#63 - dinonator (10/27/2015) [-]
thanks alot dude ive been seeing you around this site for a long time btw
#2 - Don't you hate it when you get metal welded to you diamond dick?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2015 on friction welding +4
#5 - amuzen (10/21/2015) [-]
some people just dont know what it's like to have a diamond dick.
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#9 - isolovegames (10/21/2015) [-]
It's nice having the world's hardest metal for a dick.
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#29 - halor (10/22/2015) [-]
mineral =/= metal , some minerals contain metals in their structure but metals themselves are not minerals...besides Diamond is 99.9% carbon with some random impurities
#28 - >anon 10/20/2015 on RAGE +3
#193 - Go be ass-blasted somewhere else that .40 is better for defense. 10/20/2015 on Gun Safety with Klyde 0
#67 - Using the tard strength round or the ice-pick wound bullet. No thanks.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2015 on Gun Safety with Klyde 0
#189 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
hurr durr i don't know shit about terminal ballstics and think the 10mm bullet is somehow better than 9mm or 11mm
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#193 - isolovegames (10/20/2015) [-]
Go be ass-blasted somewhere else that .40 is better for defense.
#25 - Hey guys remember that time when the government banned alcohol… 10/19/2015 on Firearms +22
#24 - I've seen AKMs go for around $70-$300 where I am (stolen of co… 10/19/2015 on Firearms 0
#23 - Yes, because I totally can't pick up the supplies needed for t…  [+] (34 new replies) 10/19/2015 on Firearms +2
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#26 - theism (10/19/2015) [-]
Where do you get the bullets?
#167 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
Replying here for #138 as I cannot reply to that particular comment. Damn reply caps.

I don't have the idea that "because gun violence won't immediately drop to zero there's no point in taking this sort of action", I have the idea that I am an American citizen with the fucking right, not privilege of defending myself and my loved ones. Banning guns in general wont have that happen, the countries with strict gun enforcement still have gun crime, you cant eradicate it, its ignorant to think so.

I am however, seeing this in the real world, not some fantasy land where we are similar to other countries halfway around the damn world in any way when it comes to crime, society and relations with our neighbors. We have internal conflicts within this country not comparable when it comes to gangs, cartel, and their ever constant flow of expendable recruits from impoverished areas. Combine that with how we don't actually attempt to cure/assist those with a mental illness and just give them drugs to try and suppress their ailments (some do get the care needed, but I've seen too many instances where they hand them some pills with side effects worse than their ailment and send them on their merry way.). Add onto that how our society as a whole, not the individual, is becoming more and more victimized to the point that defending yourself in any way is frowned upon and we have morons that own firearms with individuals that have a mental illness very close to them (Family, close friend, etc.), but they fail to take the needed precautions to keep everyone safe. I could ad that common sense is making its way out as well, but I doubt it has had as strong of a presence to begin with.

In the end I do not want my right to defend myself be taken away by a government that is useless when it comes to issues within its own country (Katrina, L.A Riots, Etc.) all because some idiot with a fucked up (mentally) relative or loved one decides to forgo the gun safe or hiding the firearm, which leads to news centers making a huge deal about it for the next 2 weeks, until that encourages another shooter for them to fill their rime time slot with and get the viewers rolling in to gawk at the "carnage" and "catastrophe" that ensues. Its a continuing cycle that those in power do nothing but benefit from it, and the fact that we have people that want this right of this country removed entirely astounds me.

If it gets to that point, and a individual truly believes that our second amendment means nothing and that the issues derive from a tool (firearm) rather than those who wield it improperly (Disturbed individuals) and they have no desire to treat those that suffer from ailments of the mind but instead want to disarm the masses in the hopes that a incident does no occur (Keep in mind that a gun is by far, not the only way to commit mass murder.) just to have the illusion that they are "safe", they may as well immigrate to another country because the America those individuals are advocating for will not be America soon enough.

Have a great day!

Fkin captcha had waffles, why the fuck do I not have a waffle maker!
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#55 - sketchE (10/20/2015) [-]
replying down here
www.newsmax.com/US/poll-support-obamacare-rises/2015/06/22/id/651744/
34 when it passed still less than half today
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#56 - theism (10/20/2015) [-]
It doesn't say how many of the remainder were opposed vs neutral.
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#137 - sketchE (10/20/2015) [-]
well i think its a case of if only 34 percentof people wanted it passed then it shouldnt have been passed. if a bunch of people are indifferent then they shouldnt be counted either way
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#139 - theism (10/20/2015) [-]
If respondents said they were indifferent that still goes on the poll...
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#141 - sketchE (10/20/2015) [-]
correction while it doesnt directly stat how many are neutral it is there. 44 disapprove and 47 approve while the remaining 9 percent are neutral
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#142 - theism (10/20/2015) [-]
Well there you go.
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#140 - sketchE (10/20/2015) [-]
yes but what would the point of it be if your trying to find out whos supporting it. i would assume that indifferent falls into not supporting
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#34 - sketchE (10/20/2015) [-]
mexico. you know a lot of people point to places like europe and ask why we dont just do what they do and completely ignore the nice lawless land known as mexico
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#35 - theism (10/20/2015) [-]
Then you risk the penalty for smuggling...
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#36 - sketchE (10/20/2015) [-]
because if i really want to murder someone a smuggling charge is a big deal
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#37 - theism (10/20/2015) [-]
I was assuming someone would be smuggling to sell to people that wanted to murder, not that you were suggesting large numbers of people would go all the way to Mexico to get the supplies to murder people.
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#38 - sketchE (10/20/2015) [-]
its not like our border is that secure in the first place. besides a smuggler worth his shit will have someone paid off or have someone else do the actual smuggling. usually someone who has murdered before
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#39 - theism (10/20/2015) [-]
And them that will shrink the supply massively. Not removing the problem but vastly reducing it.
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#40 - sketchE (10/20/2015) [-]
hows that working for weed?
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#41 - theism (10/20/2015) [-]
It's harder to get than if it were legal. Guns also don't grow out of the ground.
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#58 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2015) [-]
Right, but we should be helping people with drug addictions, not imprisoning them.
If we actually helped people that had psychological issues, gun crime would plummet.
Mentally stable people aren't a danger to innocents, guns or no.
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#60 - theism (10/20/2015) [-]
Well tbh a lot of gun crime isn't motivated by mental illness so much as poverty and desperation, also drug addiction. But yeah sort all that out and things will get better.
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#61 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2015) [-]
Mentally stable poor people fill out job applications and take in welfare or beg on the streets until they land an interview.
And drug addiction is a mental illness, one much more curable than Schizophrenia or Depression.
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#62 - theism (10/20/2015) [-]
I mean are you saying everyone who makes there money stealing and through gangs is mentally ill?
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#63 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2015) [-]
Yes. To think making a quick buck is worth causing needless harm to innocents is a clear sign of mental illness.
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#64 - theism (10/20/2015) [-]
I mean I'm gonna guess you don't have a psych degree so I'm not gonna take your word for it.
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#65 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2015) [-]
No I'm going to go for a nuclear engineering degree, which brings a completely different solution to the table.
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#42 - sketchE (10/20/2015) [-]
your right they come out of factories that can work year round producing thousands of fire arms a day. and weed is super easy to get. if my ghetto ass appartment building smells like weed on a daily basis its not hard to get
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#43 - theism (10/20/2015) [-]
No it's tricky to get. You need a connect and it's 4 times the cost it should be. It's also very easy to find a factory so you can't hide them in the hills of kentucky.
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#44 - sketchE (10/20/2015) [-]
dude its really not near as hard to get as you want to beleive and you cant exactly hide weed easily either. you can smell that stuff a mile away. drug dogs can sniff it out through meat.
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#45 - theism (10/20/2015) [-]
I know exactly how easy it is to get weed dude. If you don't have a connect it isn't and it costs way more than it needs to, were it legal and produced on an industrial scale. Also it's pretty damn easy to conceal, especially considering drug sniffing dogs aren't in very many places.
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#46 - sketchE (10/20/2015) [-]
then you must live in a crappy place. but weve been arguing about a different point now havent we. the main point is making guns illegal in the US wouldnt solve anything for a multitude of reasons. the current number of guns in the US and the ease of getting things in from mexico. you dont seem to realize that half of the arms trade is from bulk purchases of crappy product or theft both of which greatly reduce the cost to the seller and thus the cost of the purchaser.
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#47 - theism (10/20/2015) [-]
Except that's literally how it works everywhere. Have you ever bought drugs, there's no corner store you hop down to you need a dealer you trust. I'd assume that step one of banning guns would be a call for voluntary surrender followed by a sweep to pick up any unreturned weapons. Then a system to report any you find. You act like any ban would come with zero enforcement.

And it's not easy to smuggle. Just because it happens doesn't mean it's easy.
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#49 - sketchE (10/20/2015) [-]
there are at minimum 300 million fire arms in this nation. id assume half of those are not currently possessed by the name they are registered to. so thats 150 million fire arms at bare minimum left in the states. then the sweep which i can all but guarantee would turn into an all out war. between law enforcement that doesnt beleive in the constitution and everyone else. plane and simple if you tell cops who support the second amendment to kick in someones door take any weapons you find and shoot anyone who objects they will tell you no.
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#50 - theism (10/20/2015) [-]
Well I would assume the order would be to shoot the people who shoot first... And if this law would ever pass we can only assume it would come through national consensus unless we're adding the dimension that it's a dystopian state mandating this, which no one is really arguing for in the real world, so not only would the cops agree there would be quite a bit of turnout for voluntary surrender, especially from the law abiding citizens who are supposed to be holding most of the guns.

To be honest I'm not so much arguing for a blanket weapons ban as saying this is a retarded argument to make.
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#52 - sketchE (10/20/2015) [-]
well a majority of the country didnt want obamacare but look how that turned out
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#53 - theism (10/20/2015) [-]
What were the numbers on support for Obamacare?
#12 - >Liberals.png 10/19/2015 on some people tho.. +2
#43 - Almost completely correct, just needs more adidas and vodka.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2015 on Gun Safety with Klyde 0
#54 - thepandaking (10/19/2015) [-]
This is suburban america, not eastern Europe silly
#29 - Is... that a mana bar? Is it back!? Please tell me it's back!  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2015 on The hype is real +4
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#131 - ingloriousgamer (10/21/2015) [-]
yes ant its used for weapon arts as well not just majiks
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#95 - roxasftw (10/20/2015) [-]
Yep, and recovering it is the "Ash Estus"

Sounds fuckin' cool right?

I hope PVP etiquette involves not using it, 'cus actual magic spam and the sort
#32 - meringueluka (10/19/2015) [-]
yes manna is back and you use it for spell use and weapon art.
#24 - Is there anywhere I can buy spent 30mm shells? I want to make … 10/19/2015 on Some BRRRRRRT Facts 0
#16 - I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who heard it. 10/19/2015 on Gun Safety with Klyde +11
#15 - It's all fun and games until you shoot yourself in the neck wh… 10/19/2015 on Gun Safety with Klyde +3
#14 - GA represent. (old video though)  [+] (47 new replies) 10/19/2015 on Gun Safety with Klyde +15
#152 - gandr (10/20/2015) [-]
Also Georgia! Woohoo Guns!
#108 - bitchitroll (10/19/2015) [-]
NO BRAKES ON THE FREEDOM TRAIN MOTHER FUCKER!
#116 - bitchitroll (10/20/2015) [-]
NO BRAKES!

but slight delay because FJ is making it impossible to upload from mobile

the way i moved the videos to pc apparently killed quality
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#118 - bitchitroll (10/20/2015) [-]
better quality of first vid with bersa instead of 1911
#119 - bitchitroll (10/20/2015) [-]
FUCKING FREEDOM
#120 - bitchitroll (10/20/2015) [-]
MUH MOTHA FUKN RIGHTS
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#123 - bitchitroll (10/20/2015) [-]
FUCK THAT FUCKIN TREE
#125 - bitchitroll (10/20/2015) [-]
GOOD GOD DOES IT FEEL GOOD TO BE AMERICAN
#126 - bitchitroll (10/20/2015) [-]
ran out of videos
BUT I HAVE FUCKIN GIFS
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#169 - bitchitroll (10/20/2015) [-]
thanks moetron
hope everything goes well with campus carry
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#168 - moetron (10/20/2015) [-]
lucky as shit dude, Texas please stay strong. We are getting open carry and carry on college campuses legal so thats a plus. I hope your bill gets passed.
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#166 - moetron (10/20/2015) [-]
A sad day when the anti-gun nuts are slowly winning.
#147 - bitchitroll (10/20/2015) [-]
GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH



probably shouldnt be posting that with a swastika
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#72 - ruffntuff (10/19/2015) [-]
is it supposed to take me 20 minutes to watch this?
#63 - needsmohoes (10/19/2015) [-]
Using .40 SW
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#67 - isolovegames (10/19/2015) [-]
Using the tard strength round or the ice-pick wound bullet. No thanks.
#189 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
hurr durr i don't know shit about terminal ballstics and think the 10mm bullet is somehow better than 9mm or 11mm
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#193 - isolovegames (10/20/2015) [-]
Go be ass-blasted somewhere else that .40 is better for defense.
#36 - seatherten (10/19/2015) [-]
shitty res and over all bad crop
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#29 - datsheriff (10/19/2015) [-]
The fuck are the rubber bands for?
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#35 - thepandaking (10/19/2015) [-]
looks like a makeshift way of creating better grip without using gloves.
#49 - cjfj (10/19/2015) [-]
I have a 1911 that has a grip safety - if you don't hold the grip it won't fire. Doesn't look like this has that, had to tell. The rubber bands could circumvent that but that would be a pretty retarded thing to do.

Pic related - grip safety.
#190 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
didn't gunslingers get there grip safety's pinned? didn't browning make the hi point with out a grip safety? did't browing make sure that if the trigger isn't pulled the hammer won't fall?

grip safety are retarded.
#191 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
hi power not point fuck.
#71 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
the grip safety is mostly found on 1911 style pistols, however you will likely never see rubber bands on a 1911 because it was built properly the first time and won't slip out of your hand.
source, i build this stuff.
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#55 - overlordnick (10/19/2015) [-]
Glock's don't have grip safetys.
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#53 - thepandaking (10/19/2015) [-]
yeah possibly, I don't know enough about guns to say for sure. I'd assume you wouldn't want to keep the safety off constantly though.
#22 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
well fucker needs to be banned for wasting Chocolate milk
#65 - My grandma is. I'm pretty sure I take after my dad's side. (Gr… 10/17/2015 on Butt 0
#21 - Neither. I just squat for comfort when I can't sit down anywhe…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2015 on Butt +1
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#45 - prosusliks (10/17/2015) [-]
Are you, by any chance, a slav?
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#65 - isolovegames (10/17/2015) [-]
My grandma is. I'm pretty sure I take after my dad's side. (Gran is Serbian)
#6 - How to start a huge fight with a black chick. 1. call her …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2015 on Medusa +6
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#12 - maxismahname (10/17/2015) [-]
I can't tell if those are steps or 3 different ways to start a fight. Either one is right though
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#14 - holdup (10/18/2015) [-]
i feel they are both.
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#19 - ***** I mean I don't squat as in work out squat, I just… 10/17/2015 on Butt +13

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#17 - isolovegames (03/28/2015) [-]
stickied by isolovegames
Congratulations, you've found my profile. I don't know what you were expecting but you found it.
User avatar #79 - nickypickle (09/24/2015) [-]
you play undertale?
#77 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
No one is getting past him!
#71 - isolovegames (07/12/2015) [-]
I'm Toasty Ghost. Hi /k/ and /mlp/. I was going to post this to /mlp/ but I just couldn't find the time.
#64 - satrenkotheone (05/22/2015) [-]
You don't happen to have DkS 1 for PC....?
User avatar #65 to #64 - isolovegames (05/23/2015) [-]
No. I wish.
#66 to #65 - satrenkotheone (05/23/2015) [-]
Dang, I'm currently having a beer or two and would like to have someone to play with or some **** but eh.

Only have a few friends with DkS 1 on PC and they mostly live overseas from me (Norway here) so their connection is really bad as well.
User avatar #67 to #66 - isolovegames (05/23/2015) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #68 to #67 - satrenkotheone (05/23/2015) [-]
Ya, sorry to bother.
#62 - cutenesseverypost (05/12/2015) [-]
Ey Iso, plans changed.
Today on tuesday, I'm not actually going to be leaving, apparently.
Instead, I'll be leaving on wednesday or thurseday.
If you ever get this message today, hopefully, I will be on the ps3 awaiting your game invite.
I mysdelf prefer Tranzit over many other maps, but I will play even the worst ones. (I/e Shangri-la)
#59 - dargent (04/27/2015) [-]
When can I expect another How To **** **** Up comp?
User avatar #60 to #59 - isolovegames (04/27/2015) [-]
Today at 1pm~
User avatar #58 - isolovegames (04/26/2015) [-]
Comp Paste
User avatar #61 to #58 - isolovegames (04/27/2015) [-]
"Most lion tamers consider a small chair to be sufficient to keep a lion from attacking them. Should you be so fortunate as to have a chair handy when your opponent is attacking you with a knife, seize the chair as in Fig. 72. Rush at him, jabbing one or more of the legs of the chair into his body. The odds in favor of your overpowering your opponent are roughly three to one, and well worth taking (Fig. 73)."
#53 - jokervsbatsy (04/24/2015) [-]
So do you have some kind of scientific knowledge, or are you just some dude who found some cool stuff on /k/?   
   
   
 Idek why I ask, you're probably the second thing
So do you have some kind of scientific knowledge, or are you just some dude who found some cool stuff on /k/?


Idek why I ask, you're probably the second thing
User avatar #54 to #53 - isolovegames (04/24/2015) [-]
I'm the guy who found them on /k/ but I tested most of them out. so I know mostly what to do.
User avatar #55 to #54 - jokervsbatsy (04/25/2015) [-]
Have you tried the homemade flamethrower?

cause I want to know if the spray can is gonna explode in my face
#48 - isolovegames (04/22/2015) [-]
: FBI WATCH LIST FOR COMP 2 :
thenewnuggubler, mrjweezy, rebornpotato, oosulley, arkadia, akulakhan, elyiia, eberengar
User avatar #44 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
hey what would you want for some of your items?
User avatar #45 to #44 - isolovegames (04/21/2015) [-]
Depends what items really.
User avatar #46 to #45 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
I like the weeds for sure and a lot of stuff really

anything you collect?
User avatar #47 to #46 - isolovegames (04/21/2015) [-]
Iron. Lots and lots of iron.
#37 - isolovegames (04/14/2015) [-]
**isolovegames rolled user derpthefifth ** You have invaded the world of...
**isolovegames rolled user derpthefifth ** You have invaded the world of...
User avatar #41 to #40 - isolovegames (04/14/2015) [-]
Yes, hold on while I create a sunbro summon sign gif...
#42 to #41 - isolovegames (04/14/2015) [-]
Ta-da!
Ta-da!
#43 to #42 - isolovegames (04/14/2015) [-]
And the a regular summon sign. There you go derpthefifth.
And the a regular summon sign. There you go derpthefifth.
#38 to #37 - isolovegames (04/14/2015) [-]
**isolovegames rolled user theycallmesatan ** Being summoned as a red phantom...
**isolovegames rolled user theycallmesatan ** Being summoned as a red phantom...
#39 to #38 - theycallmesatan (04/14/2015) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"****theycallmesatan rolled image**
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User avatar #27 to #26 - isolovegames (04/13/2015) [-]
Sorry man, I delete most ************ comments. Mostly themed ones though.
#28 to #27 - ponyseks (04/13/2015) [-]
Meh, I'm new to this sort of thing, just trying it out.
I respect you for being smart enough to just remove them instead of being a retard and replying to it.
The people who do not remove the comments immediately clearly have no clue on how this **** works
#20 - isolovegames (04/09/2015) [-]
Color in's done by me and the Originals by someone else.
#18 - anon (04/03/2015) [-]
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