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Date Signed Up:6/09/2014
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#63 - Comment deleted 12/06/2015 on Just to clarify -1
#18 - I take it you've never lived inna Commiefornia? 12/05/2015 on new gun control rules can... +17
#13 - God speed Linda. 12/05/2015 on Linda Comp +1
#37 - It's almost like it's in BETA Testing...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2015 on That Went Well -3
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#42 - paranoidmuffin (12/04/2015) [-]
The game has been out for 2 days now...
#89 - I SWEAR TO JESUS IF JAMES BOND GETS "DIVERSIFIED" I'… 12/03/2015 on Unilad for you guys. +6
#19 - Tbh I would be enraged with Kanye, but then I remember this lo… 12/03/2015 on Yeezus 0
#193 - >People stayed VERY upset about ponies for 5 years >… 12/02/2015 on How People Reacted To Zootopia 0
#8 - Your average not 8-13 year old cod player.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on (untitled) +10
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#51 - tevansroskos (12/03/2015) [-]
I think he's at least 18 if not into his 20's.
#3 - I've been thanked when wearing my flecktarn jacket for my serv…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2015 on gold +16
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#14 - MatthewsGauss (12/02/2015) [-]
I really want to wear my flecktarn jacket more but since it has a german flag on it I'm afraid i'd be lynched for being a nazi or some dumb shit
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#8 - thatguyontheright (12/02/2015) [-]
It's not that they are dumb, they are unaware.
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#29 - ashampoo (12/02/2015) [-]
of what? being stupid af?
#73 - only like ~35% of americans own at least one gun.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on Texas is a hell of a place 0
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#78 - daniboyi (12/01/2015) [-]
already admitted I was wrong on that one, no need to repeat what others said.
#55 - Where? North GA here.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2015 on Btw, Saudis also funded... 0
#83 - bixargle (11/30/2015) [-]
Kansas metro
#22 - >Tfw $1.86 a gallon where I live >Tfw it's going to …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2015 on Btw, Saudis also funded... +3
#30 - bixargle (11/29/2015) [-]
1.52 a gal here
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#55 - isolovegames (11/29/2015) [-]
Where? North GA here.
#83 - bixargle (11/30/2015) [-]
Kansas metro
#20 - And cheap as **** gas. ($1.86 a gallon here in GA)  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2015 on How Europ play Minesweeper... +1
#69 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
wtf


I have to pay 14kr/l (roughly 6$/gallon) here in Norway..
#15 - thanks doc. 11/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
#11 - As long as what I thought didn't end up on my skin I would be … 11/18/2015 on (untitled) +52
#39 - /eqg/fags please leave with your **** . 11/16/2015 on Transformers Vs Surf's Up 0
#233 - No it's a FAMAS VP9. 11/16/2015 on You done fucked up, ISIS 0
#24 - I've seen this 10-20 ish times and every time I see it it give… 11/16/2015 on Why hello there, Satan 0
#24 - >Mfw you're not allowed to write **** on bombs anymore  [+] (36 new replies) 11/15/2015 on You done fucked up, ISIS +215
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#186 - buddywuggle (11/16/2015) [-]
Do you want someone to graffiti dickbutt onto our nukes.
Because that is how you get someone to graffiti dickbutt onto our nukes.
#169 - mordax (11/16/2015) [-]
My granddads facebook profile picture, he approves war paintings..
#209 - donnymuffinasdf (11/16/2015) [-]
IS THAT AN MP40!?!?
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#233 - isolovegames (11/16/2015) [-]
No it's a FAMAS VP9.
#110 - olredd (11/16/2015) [-]
This is my first ever comment on here, but i just had to say something to this. Namely, you are allowed to write on bombs, my old team chief wrote on all his bombs, just cant write anything profain.
and from the looks of that, that is a gbu-3 v3, so writing on those always happened.

-b-1 weapons load crew 3man
#126 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
You're alright.

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#35 - iexs (11/15/2015) [-]
Why not?

Fuck the system man
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#33 - garymuthafuknoak (11/15/2015) [-]
why?
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#40 - themarineelite (11/16/2015) [-]
>>#35, Same reason troops in the U.S. aren't allowed to get tattoos anymore. Because it sets a bad image
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#164 - soldiertwo (11/16/2015) [-]
we bomb people... but makeing a fucking joke on a missele, THAT is a bad image?!
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#131 - scorpidea (11/16/2015) [-]
I feel that if a government agency (the military) tells young people that they can't get tattoos because it sends a "bad image", that in itself sends a bad image of our country.

ie. You are volunteering to protect the freedoms of our country... but you are not free to choose your own hair style or clothing, even when off duty (when I was in the Navy, I was occasionally turned back and not allowed to leave the base unless I changed clothes, even brand new ones, because someone did not like the style), you are not allowed to "quit" your job, without having major issues later in life, similar to having a criminal record.

You are not even free to openly speak your opinion of the current President (if it is negative) with out repercussion...
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#96 - catburglarpenis (11/16/2015) [-]
My wife's a U.S. "troop" and so am I. Since when are we not allowed to get tattoos? She just got a tattoo a week ago commemorating her recently passed grandfather. Her chain of command knows, shit.
#92 - hellsjester (11/16/2015) [-]
the fuck are you talking about i know lots of people in the armed forces that have full sleeve tattoos and are going on their 10th year in the military. and they didn't start out with them. so i will call you on your bullshit and raise you proof... it is frowned upon yes. however try and tell a warrior he can't get his pain and you'll hear a loud "FUCK YOU".
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#128 - dagreatmax (11/16/2015) [-]
Yeah the people that enlisted before the no tattoo rule can keep em, but people that enlist now can't have too much tattoos. But I think they changed it like not even a month after because of the outrage.
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#95 - themarineelite (11/16/2015) [-]
I'm not the one making the rules, I think it's bullshit too.
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#97 - hellsjester (11/16/2015) [-]
they won't ever enforce that rule, but they will yell at you for appearance sake from what i heard.
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#93 - hellsjester (11/16/2015) [-]
*paint*
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#89 - muffinmolester (11/16/2015) [-]
Actually they just recently changed that policy and we can have tattoos as long as they aren't on our face or hands. But I understand your point.
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#84 - scowler (11/16/2015) [-]
They're trained to kill people, and they're worries about setting a bad image. What the fuck?
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#72 - animationhac (11/16/2015) [-]
I thought tattoos were not allowed due to it being a identifying marking...
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#73 - themarineelite (11/16/2015) [-]
Could also be that. I don't know the core reasons for prohibiting them.
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#54 - slothboner (11/16/2015) [-]
Wait since when? My best friend is a marine and entered the military with no tattoos and now has like 4.

And he is still active, got back from japan today actually
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#55 - themarineelite (11/16/2015) [-]
I heard something about it earlier this year. But see >>#52, they have been reviewing/being lenient about it for it awhile.
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#57 - slothboner (11/16/2015) [-]
Oh I see. Maybe he did it without permission also idk, but he got a huge ass tattoo that covers his entire upper back and then he got the "N" Nebraska logo that is my picture on his bicep. So he must not have been to worried about the consequences.
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#129 - dagreatmax (11/16/2015) [-]
Ok so here is how it is, if you joined prior to the new tattoo rule then you can keep them and you won't be given shit for it. BUT if you join after the new tattoo rule and you have a buttload of them then you will get shit for it. I think they changed it not even a month later because of the outrage.
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#49 - nudybooty (11/16/2015) [-]
They are still allowed to get tattoos and write shit on other shit.....
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#52 - themarineelite (11/16/2015) [-]
The Marines aren't but apparently they have been reviewing the subject.
www.marinecorpstimes.com/story/military/2015/08/21/marine-corps-update-its-tattoo-policy-after-review/32055597/

The army is still very strict with it.
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#41 - drpenguinz (11/16/2015) [-]
oh nooooes! we wouldnt want the terrorists to have a bad image of us...
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#44 - themarineelite (11/16/2015) [-]
I mean I get it's supposed to be our way of not sinking to their level. But we've learned a LONGGGGGGGG time ago that chivalry is dead in war now.
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#101 - utarefson (11/16/2015) [-]
I would rather die by bombs burning with rage than cold and hollow.
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#53 - iexs (11/16/2015) [-]
I can't see how tattoos and funny messages on bombs can be seen as "Sinking to their level", and I can't see how the enemy thinking were on the same level as them would be a bad thing, if they thought we were as bad as them they'd be shitting themselves.
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#45 - drpenguinz (11/16/2015) [-]
what happened in paris has to be answered accordingly
the can shove up their chivalry shit up their ass man...
to think that could happen elsewhere anytime but politicians being calm and totally politically correct about it makes me furious.
#155 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
it has been answered accordingly. The bombings that were scheduled on an isis base were given to only paris to complete. They bombed a recruitment center, a supply depot, and a trianing facility
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#46 - themarineelite (11/16/2015) [-]
I mean I try to not generalize everybody as one thing. But letting extremism slide is just plain bullshit. I serious feel for anyone that got fucked up by ISIS whether in Europe or the Middle East.
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#47 - drpenguinz (11/16/2015) [-]
absolutely agreeing with ya
#6 - You do realize "Jihad John" has been pronounced dead…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2015 on They did it again +29
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#12 - thechosentroll (11/15/2015) [-]
To be fair, it's kind of hard to tell them apart with those fucking masks on.
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#7 - ScottP (11/15/2015) [-]
I thought Jihad John was just a nickname, kinda like how in the Vietnam War they called the North Vietnam soldiers as Charlie
#11 - Bobtheblob (11/15/2015) [-]
Nah. It's a reference to a British ISIS member, they named him after John lennon, because there were 4 big British ISIS guys, so the media named them all after Beatles members. His real name was Mohammed Emazi.
#81 - >Statue of Liberty sized AR-15 / M16 variant >223mm ammo 11/15/2015 on Anon helps the french +2
#86 - Black and Blue / White and Gold 11/14/2015 on How Animals see the World 0
#28 - It never ceases to amaze me how ******* fast he took th…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/11/2015 on This isn't your average... +87
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#134 - xtwinblade (11/12/2015) [-]
he probably thought it wasnt loaded
#182 - hassoutobi (11/15/2015) [-]
Oh yeah let me just play pretend with this gun to my head real quick. It surely isn't loaded and I'm totally not tryin to kill myself, yup everythings fine.
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#122 - allnamesrgone (11/12/2015) [-]
some people play vidya as a coping mechanism for depression
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#121 - parashizo (11/12/2015) [-]
i bet he was playing starcraft or sth similar
that decision making time tho
#13 - There's only one man who can stop this SJW ******** ... … 11/11/2015 on PC Students +5
#3 - I kind of miss Blockbuster. All (or most of) the great games I… 11/08/2015 on Netflix +6

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#17 - isolovegames (03/28/2015) [-]
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Congratulations, you've found my profile. I don't know what you were expecting but you found it.
User avatar #79 - nickypickle (09/24/2015) [-]
you play undertale?
#77 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
No one is getting past him!
#71 - isolovegames (07/12/2015) [-]
I'm Toasty Ghost. Hi /k/ and /mlp/. I was going to post this to /mlp/ but I just couldn't find the time.
#64 - satrenkotheone (05/22/2015) [-]
You don't happen to have DkS 1 for PC....?
User avatar #65 to #64 - isolovegames (05/23/2015) [-]
No. I wish.
#66 to #65 - satrenkotheone (05/23/2015) [-]
Dang, I'm currently having a beer or two and would like to have someone to play with or some **** but eh.

Only have a few friends with DkS 1 on PC and they mostly live overseas from me (Norway here) so their connection is really bad as well.
User avatar #67 to #66 - isolovegames (05/23/2015) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #68 to #67 - satrenkotheone (05/23/2015) [-]
Ya, sorry to bother.
#62 - cutenesseverypost (05/12/2015) [-]
Ey Iso, plans changed.
Today on tuesday, I'm not actually going to be leaving, apparently.
Instead, I'll be leaving on wednesday or thurseday.
If you ever get this message today, hopefully, I will be on the ps3 awaiting your game invite.
I mysdelf prefer Tranzit over many other maps, but I will play even the worst ones. (I/e Shangri-la)
#59 - dargent (04/27/2015) [-]
When can I expect another How To **** **** Up comp?
User avatar #60 to #59 - isolovegames (04/27/2015) [-]
Today at 1pm~
User avatar #58 - isolovegames (04/26/2015) [-]
Comp Paste
User avatar #61 to #58 - isolovegames (04/27/2015) [-]
"Most lion tamers consider a small chair to be sufficient to keep a lion from attacking them. Should you be so fortunate as to have a chair handy when your opponent is attacking you with a knife, seize the chair as in Fig. 72. Rush at him, jabbing one or more of the legs of the chair into his body. The odds in favor of your overpowering your opponent are roughly three to one, and well worth taking (Fig. 73)."
#53 - jokervsbatsy (04/24/2015) [-]
So do you have some kind of scientific knowledge, or are you just some dude who found some cool stuff on /k/?   
   
   
 Idek why I ask, you're probably the second thing
So do you have some kind of scientific knowledge, or are you just some dude who found some cool stuff on /k/?


Idek why I ask, you're probably the second thing
User avatar #54 to #53 - isolovegames (04/24/2015) [-]
I'm the guy who found them on /k/ but I tested most of them out. so I know mostly what to do.
User avatar #55 to #54 - jokervsbatsy (04/25/2015) [-]
Have you tried the homemade flamethrower?

cause I want to know if the spray can is gonna explode in my face
#48 - isolovegames (04/22/2015) [-]
: FBI WATCH LIST FOR COMP 2 :
thenewnuggubler, mrjweezy, rebornpotato, oosulley, arkadia, akulakhan, elyiia, eberengar
User avatar #44 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
hey what would you want for some of your items?
User avatar #45 to #44 - isolovegames (04/21/2015) [-]
Depends what items really.
User avatar #46 to #45 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
I like the weeds for sure and a lot of stuff really

anything you collect?
User avatar #47 to #46 - isolovegames (04/21/2015) [-]
Iron. Lots and lots of iron.
#37 - isolovegames (04/14/2015) [-]
**isolovegames rolled user derpthefifth ** You have invaded the world of...
**isolovegames rolled user derpthefifth ** You have invaded the world of...
User avatar #41 to #40 - isolovegames (04/14/2015) [-]
Yes, hold on while I create a sunbro summon sign gif...
#42 to #41 - isolovegames (04/14/2015) [-]
Ta-da!
Ta-da!
#43 to #42 - isolovegames (04/14/2015) [-]
And the a regular summon sign. There you go derpthefifth.
And the a regular summon sign. There you go derpthefifth.
#38 to #37 - isolovegames (04/14/2015) [-]
**isolovegames rolled user theycallmesatan ** Being summoned as a red phantom...
**isolovegames rolled user theycallmesatan ** Being summoned as a red phantom...
#39 to #38 - theycallmesatan (04/14/2015) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"****theycallmesatan rolled image**
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**theycallmesatan rolled image**
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User avatar #27 to #26 - isolovegames (04/13/2015) [-]
Sorry man, I delete most ************ comments. Mostly themed ones though.
#28 to #27 - ponyseks (04/13/2015) [-]
Meh, I'm new to this sort of thing, just trying it out.
I respect you for being smart enough to just remove them instead of being a retard and replying to it.
The people who do not remove the comments immediately clearly have no clue on how this **** works
#20 - isolovegames (04/09/2015) [-]
Color in's done by me and the Originals by someone else.
#18 - anon (04/03/2015) [-]
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